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A Pirate’s Life – 5 Years in the Gloom

Five years ago YHC stumbled into Mutiny not knowing what he was getting into. This Sunday (6/21) marked the anniversary, and it felt right to honor it by taking a look back.

Today’s beatdown was not written by YHC. It was written by Dauber in February 2020, built in honor of POTS — Mutiny’s former resident pirate and the AO’s spiritual patron as Dauber described. YHC ran it as close to the original as the morning would allow.


Warm-Up

Circle up in the half circle:

  • 25 SSH

  • 10 Don Quixotes

  • 10 Daisy Pickers

  • 10 Sir Fazio (forward and reverse)

  • 10 Seal Claps

  • 10 Overhead Claps


The Thang

Part 1 — KB Circuit (Dauber’s Rock Circuit, adapted)

First lesson of the morning: Mutiny’s rock supply has seen better days. KBs stepped in for rocks — Dauber would understand.

PAX grabbed a KB and lined up on the pavement. 10 exercises, 20 count or 10 IC:

  1. Curls for the Girls

  2. Rut-rows (bent-over rows)

  3. Overhead press

  4. Tris for the guys

  5. Toe taps

  6. Bus drivers

  7. SIMBAs

  8. Goblet squats

  9. Plank hold slap KB

  10. Ground pounders

Between each exercise: drop KB, back pedal about 80yds, 5 merkins, return. Repeat for all 10.

Part 2 — KB Core

On the pavement. KB held above chest throughout.

  • 20cc 6-inch leg hold

  • 10 chest presses

  • 45-degree legs + 20cc hold

  • 10 chest presses

  • 90-degree legs + 20cc hold

  • 10 chest presses

  • 6-inch legs, hold to failure

Banana Seat unsurprisingly went the longest before failure.

Transition

Skipped — the clock had other plans.

Wall Work

Mosey to the wall.

  • ~50cc Balls to Wall

  • ~50cc People’s Chair


Mary

On the tennis courts.

  • Pickle pounders

  • Homer to Marge

  • LBCs

  • Hello Freakin’ Dollies

  • WW2 sit-ups

  • Peter Parkers


COT

Announcements

Nothing stated.

T-Claps

None stated.

Prayer

Lifted up the kids heading out to summer camps this week and all summer — for safety and good memories. Prayed for strength to finish the week strong. Prayed for the leaders of F3 Southwake.

Closing Remarks

Grateful for 5 years of accountability in the gloom. Grateful for men who were doing this long before YHC showed up, and for men who keep showing up now. Winnebago — welcome back! These mornings are better with you in them.

An honor leading you men.

— Abacus the OG


Inspired by: https://f3southwake.com/2020/02/24/a-pirates-life-at-mutiny-zamboni-goalie-90-welcome-armpit/

Jogging? for the John…

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Light Stretching

The Workout: 3+ miles at a 10:30/mi pace out and back

Mary: None

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Life in general

The Train Be Rollin’

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Various Stretches

The Workout: Mosey tour of the Holly Springs downtown with stops at Osha for wall sits and heel raises, the parking deck for cocaine bears and lung walk/squats, the amphitheater for urkins/dips/LBCs, and the locking docks for pull-ups. 

Mary: A 3 minute AMRAP of merkins followed by a 3 minute AMRAP of squats followed by a 3min AMRAP of WWIs, then some stretching.

Announcements: Mulch spreading at Sugg Farm/Bass Lake this Friday(?)

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Pumpkins Spice moving to Clayton

Running up that hill

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good morning, mtn climbers, sir fazio, merkins, prisoner squats, willy mays hays

The Workout: hill repeats on Ole Red

5 burpees at the top

10 patty cake merkins at the bottom

stop at bench halfway back up hill for 15 freddy mercury

repeat for 3 rounds

round 2 we increased to 2o patty cake merkins and round 3 switched to 15 broke back merkins

Mary: 10 mins core 45 seconds / 10 rest for 2 rounds of lbcs, low slow flutter, box cutters, meat gazers and home to marge

Announcements: volunteer event 06/12 to mulch for HS. Run for the Quay this weekend. 

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: speedy recovery for Fram’s father Norm

Hot Potato

FNGs: none, just FNP (friendly new paint)

Warm Up: mosey to checkout the new paint laid atop the wretched parking lot surface. Some stretching and stuff

The Workout:

thang 1- divide into partners on the tennis court, partner 1 does suicides across all 4 courts, hitting every sideline. Partner two holds a plank. Flapjack

thang 2- pt ankle exercises, 30 sec of single foot hops around a + shape, hitting each quadrant in sequential order; 4 rounds total

thang 3- repeat thang 1, but instead of holding a plank, 4:1 plank jacks to merkins

thang 4- hot potato- pax stand in a circle on one foot for 30 second timer, passing a tennis ball around the circle. Every foot that touches the ground or tennis ball touch is a burpee at the end; 4 rounds

thang 5- elevated hot potato- PAX use a 6lb medball instead of a tennis ball, timer extended to 45 sec; 4 rounds

thang 6- use variety of single leg hops, lunge walks, and leg exercises to travel across the courts- I don’t remember the details 

Mary: yes

Announcements: probably

T-Claps (Recognition): doubtful

Prayer:yes

Cinco De Mayo at the Prison Yard

Warm Up: 22 counts of SSH, Windmills, Frankenstein and Fazio Arm Circles 

The Workout: 

4 Spicy Stations of fun (6 Mins ARMAP at each station) 

Station 1:  Tijuana Tacos 

(10) 35 lbs Sand Kettle bell 1 arm Snatch

(10) 40 lbs Sandbag Clean and Press 

Run 50m 

Station 2: Guadalajara Grind  (60 lbs sandbag) 

10 Front Squats

10 Sandbag to Shoulder

10 Rut Rohs 

10 Sandbag Burpees 

Station 3: Mexico City Madness (80lb Sandbag) 

Carry 50m 10 Merkins- Carry 50 m- 10 Merkins 

Station 4- El Diablo- (120 Sandbag) 

10 deadlifts 

10 backward pulls

Announcements: Q’em All Challenge fundraiser up for a brand new Rucker to pay for shirts and future donations to non-profits

Closed in COT 

5 card STUD at the Trot

FNGs: none

Count off 

Warm up 

Core principles (nailed it)

Mission (nailed it)

Mosey 

Do work at each corner

team carry Left Nut from gate to bathhouse

count off rotation

team carry Left Nut back to the gate

Rinse and repeat as time allows

End with MARY on the tennis courts.

Count off

COT

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4 corners card game

Spades – V ups

Hearts – burpees

Diamonds – diamond merkins

Clubs – lunges

Jokers – choice

 

Count off Rotations

Step ups

Wall sit

 

Prayer: Horseface closing on house 4May and having baby number 2 in July. 

Kenny’s Tombstone

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

Standard Warmup, No Penalty Burpees required in the Quay.

The Workout:

7 stations x 3 Rounds

85lb curls135lb Deadlift50lb weighted merkins60lb WWIII20lb Nut crusher80lb Squats165lb Tombstone :headstone: timer mosey around the pavilion

Mary:

None we ran out of time

Announcements:

#corechallenge and many others

T-Claps (Recognition):

All the PAX that showed up to meet the challenge and welcome the debut of the 165lb Tombstone Sandbag. 

Prayer:

The Fox Family, and other PAX family dealing with illness.  PAX that may be dealing with potential hardships in many aspects personal, financial, professional.

Money worth

Warm Up: Mosey, SSH, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Fazio Arm circles, mountain climbers

The Workout: Wall Sit while the pax ran out and back x2, back to courts, shuffled two court lines, 1 burpee, then back one line and did 2 squats.  Repeat down the courts increasing squats by 2. Totaling around 132 squats and 12 burpees. Repeated using lunges as mode of travel doing one merkin and 2 calve raises. 

Mary: Stretching

Prayer: Phil and terminal cancer. Injured and traveling pax.

Working on the Standard

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

Standard Warmup, including the Mission Statement, 5 Core Principals, and the 15 Penalty Burpees associated with the failure to know when called upon.

The Workout:

26 PAX this morning for a crisp April morning game of UFO.  We apparently still need to update the website to ensure the start time is updated to 0515 because we had 6 – 8 of the 26 show up after 5:15, I’m pretty sure they still owe ~15 burpees because they missed the warmup, haha.  Great work to all the HIMs that showed up, it is always great to get out and get our weeks started out right.

Mary:

Cleanup of the field

Announcements:

@finkle stepping up to take over the Nest, the mission is to Plant, Grow, and Serve.  For anyone who is part of the Grow, but not yet taken up the Serve, think about what you can do to take the next step.  Without it, the “Plant” will die.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Good Work to those that stuck around to complete the #corechallenge Day 6.

Prayer:

Fox Family, Struggling PAX both Monetarily, Family, Faith, and Health.  Our leaders and soldiers on the frontline