Dawgpound brings music to PT

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Dumbo, Pablo, Orphan, Garfield, LED, Lucky, Full House, Cowboy, Borland, Banana Seat

FNGs: Pinto
Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hop
Good Morning
Bat Wing
  Fazio Forward
  Fazio Backward
  Seal Claps
  Overhead Claps
  Ralphe Pulses
Pickers
Imperial Walker
Hillbillies
The Workout:
The Man from the Killers — Jumping Jacks and Burpees
Stack Em Up Suicide Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear.  Bear Crawl to cone.  Crawl Bear to start line.  Up the hill by baseball field
Round 1:
  10 Merkins — Good Form
Round 2:
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg  — /Only do this at cone/
  10 Merkins
Round 3:
  30 Plank Jack — /Only do this at cone/
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Round 4:
  40 Shoulder taps (20 Each Shoulder — /Only do this at cone/
  30 Plank Jack
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Round 5:
  10 Absolutions — /Only do this at cone/
  40 Shoulder taps (20 Each Shoulder
  30 Plank Jack
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Saw Lightning — Plank jack with Catalina Wine Mixer on Saw Lightning
Mary:

LBC
Low Slow Flutter
Homer to Marge
Have a Nice Day

Announcements: Nada
T-Claps (Recognition): Full House with BT
Prayer:
Double D
Injured Pax

Increase the banter ^^^ Turn down the Controversy v v v

EC: Cupid, Redenbacher, Pikachu

FNGs: Not a friendly guy in sight…
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 10 Windmills, 10 Frankensteins, 5 Burpess (SOMEONE… WAS… LATE!)
The Workout:  We were celebrating so we brought out The Turkey!  5ish wonderful miles that bring you down our beloved Crossway.  A good time was had by all.  Especially our R4TJ first timers Cupid and LipSync.  This was also Cupid’s first time on Crossway (Gasp!)

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Mary: I’m gonna miss her the most at R4TJ (Is this Mary? ^^^)

Announcements:

  • It was previously announced (I believe) but it was re-iterated that R4TJ has been extended to 1 hour to accommodate a min. 5 mile workout option.
  • COT has been brought to the beginning of the workout to silence the controversy.
    • Bonus – we arent sweaty and tired for announcements and prayers
    • Bonus – we get a headcount first for safety purposes
    • Bonus – we get to hear about planned modifications or the need to leave early
    • Bonus – If YHC takes us out you could actually touch him (not bonus?)
    • Bonus – I got to say Bonus like 7 times in this back blast (Annoying BackBlast Achievement!)
  • CELEBRATE!!! R4TJ has completed one full trip around the sun.
    • Although we know you all really want Lipstick and I to be R4TJ site Qs forever – with our witty banter and cunning ability to find new places to SH!T – we have decided to step down (The track plays: Awwwww)
    • Stepping up as R4TJ Site Q is our very own Redenbacher.  This guy has been accelerating all over the place and has become a fixture at R4TJ.  Lipstick and I said his name in unison as we thought about who should take over.  Welcome aboard big RED, we’ve got your desk all setup!!!

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  • Announcement, Announcements…
    • Carpex has a BRR run on Saturday.  If you can find your way to Kitty you might get some details
    • Banana Seat has a pop-up AO that involves paddle baords for Saturday as well

T-Claps (Recognition): Redenbacher!!!  Obvious reasons
Prayer:  Moment of Silence

BackBlast, BackBlast…TBD BackBlast

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x30, Standard Merkin x20, Daisy Picker x15, Sir Fazio 10F/B, Michael Phelps, 5 Burpees OYO
The Workout: First Q at TBD for YHC. After our first set of Burpees, we were off to form 2 indian run lines. Started off around the field path. At the Ivan lot, we circled up for some Run and Drops. YHC called the drops – roughly 10 or so. Back to Indian lines to the PL. Another set of Run and Drops, ending with 5 Burpees OYO. Mosey to Concession stand where we found some space and some wall. Group 1 BTTW, Group 2 10 count Burpees. Switch. Group 1 Peter Parkers, Group 2 BTTW. Switch. Speedy Mosey to ball fields. Group 1 5 Burpees, Group 2 sprint to center and shoulder taps for the 6 of Group 1. Switch. YHC had to modify here as I couldn’t figure out how to play catch up. When we all returned, 10 Burpees OYO. What I could figure out was another indian run. Back around the long way past Ivan again. Return to the tennis courts to find Mary.


Mary: There she was for a round of popcorn. 12 exercises (13 with my added triangle merkins). Arguable winner to Brony for the Thor’s Hammer.
Announcements: Q-Sheet awareness continues. If you are hesitant ask a Site Q, they would be happy to co-Q to get your feet wet.

Thank you Doc and Aquaman for letting me jump in. It’s an honor and a privilege to lead you #HIM.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife. Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Hey ShamWow, this is a BackBlast

FNGs: I hope None
Warm Up: I assume y’all ran
The Workout:

Shamwow took off Backblast duty. But since we need them for Meg’s Smile donations, I’m doing it.  On July 13, 16 HIM got together and ran at UTurn.  Who were they, the world may never know (except the 12 Oaks guys, who I accosted personally).

A Trip Across the Wall

FNGs:None
Warm Up:
The Workout:

A while ago, July 16, Pikachu and I took a trip to Rush Hour.  It was hot.  We did terrible things with Pain Sticks.  I wore Breathtaker.

 

But at the end, we sat around a little pool and dipped our feet in the water.  Then we headed for drinks, which was a great decision.

 

Yes, this is a BB just to get credit for Meg’s counting 🙂
Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

He Came Out Of The Darkness

I arrive to the AO about 5 minutes before start time as I turn back to my car to get my gloves a figure comes out of the darkness on the playground side of The Nest, startled I quickly realized it was R-22 coming for a beat down after sometime away. 9 showed up for a beat down with 3 doing EC.

PAX: H1N1, Overachiever, Messi, FedEx, Dauber, R-22, Cupid, Yosemite, 16-Bit

 

EC:  H1N1, Overachiever, Messi

 

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Took a jog around the parking lot and then circled up for some Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Fozie Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers and stretches. We then got on our 6 for some Febreezes, which are big boy sit-ups followed by air presses with your feet six inches off the ground.

The Workout: Moysed over to the wall where we partnered up, to Dauber and R-22 disappointment we did not do BTW. P1 did “Bobby Hurley’s” while P2 ran to the first island, did 1 burpee and ran back, then ran to the light pole and did 2 burpees, then ran back for the switch. We did this 2x.

 

Moysed to the top parking lot – side road for some partner Merkins x 10,  then as P1 ran down the side road while P2 did SSH, Plank Jacks, and Mountain Climbers x 10. Switch. After P2 returns, both pax ran down together and did partner jump squats. Both ran back up to rinse and repeat.

Mary: LBC, American Hammers, Low Slow Flutter, Protacter, Pickle Pounders, Heel Taps

Announcements: If you haven’t yet, take a moment to checkout Crablegs “ Journey of 30 Baseball parks” on social media. Very inspiring. Check Facebook and slack for other announcements

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife, Crablegs, Unspoken

Tea Time Murph July 29

Pax of 4 doing Murph on a muggy evening.  John Deere making it out even with a fractured foot and taught us a new word.  Twat ?   (not referring to female body part)

No EC, too humid for that tonight.

FNGs:  None

Warm Up: Run one mile

The Workout:  100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats

Mary: Run one mile

Announcements:  Paddle board workout at Jordan Lake this Saturday

Prayer:  Silent

Rocks and Donkeys

13 PAX overcame the fartsack and posted at Purple Cobra this AM with 5 for EC. It was a pleasure leading this morning!

EC: Axe, Full House, Redenbacher, Teacher’s Pet, Warbucks

FNGs: Not this time

Warm Up:
5 penalty burpees for a slow circle up. It was extended as New Mexico took his time joining the circle.
SSH x20 IC
Imperial Walker x10 CI
Hillbilly x10 CI
We are not worthy x10 IC
Morrocan night club x10 IC

The Workout:
2 line indian run around Harris Teeter over to loading dock with Pax grabbing 2 rocks along the say. Flair found the biggest rocks in the pile and this led to some grumbling as we were sharing rocks.

Thing 1 – Circle of pain:
Pax circled up and performed exercises x12 IC. After exercise, plank shuffle to next rock and perform merkins, increasing each stop up to 8. Exercises were:
Curls
Dodo bird (no history lesson from 187 this week)
Triceps
Shoulder Press
Ground pounder
Wonder bra
Bus driver
LBCs (just for you Dumbo)

After round 1, a recovery mosey around the Goodwill parking lot and back to our rocks for round 2. Pretty much a rinse and repeat with merkins counting down from 8 this round. New Mexico was overheard asking for a running workout, so over to Lassiter Rd for some leg and hill work.

Thing 2 – Hills and Donkeys
Mosey to bottom of Lassiter Rd hill and partner up. Partner 1 does Donkey Hydrants at bottom while partner 2 runs to guardrail for x3 per leg pistol squats and runs back. Partner switch. Once both partners completed 1 round, both run to guardrail for x10 cliffhanger merkins.
Rinse and repeat for a second round. Mosey back to the flag for Mary.

Mary:
She wasn’t here, but we found Dolly and Marge.

6” hold for the 6
Hello Dolly x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC, x5 Right, x5 Left
LBCs x20 IC
Hello Dolly x10
Homer to Marge x10

Announcements:
Mudgear order – see slack #southwake-gear channel.
Sign up to Q. #QSheet
Go to a Healing Transitions workout. Tuesday 0530 or Friday 1430
187 is collecting F3 testimonies for an article in Suburban Living magazine. If you have something to share about what F3 means to you, send it by this Sunday, 8/4 to 187.
VQ at the Cobra next week!

T-Claps (Recognition):
Full House with Breathtaker.
Full House and Redenbacher for commiting to VQ’s in the near future.

Prayer:
Wallaby’s broken foot, Full House’ co-worker’s Father passed away quickly, Injured Pax

YHC took us out.

AGS…OYO

As the saying goes, “If you can’t Q it, don’t do it.” Truth be told, YHC was not a 100% Sunday morning. Had taken the whole week off from the gloom after experiencing some hip discomfort from the 5mi run the Sunday before. Did all the PT exercises throughout the week…constant rolling and stretching, hydrating, and rest. Woke up early Sunday morning to do some more stretching and rolling at the Fern before heading into Womble. Everything felt fine for the time being.

Arrive to Womble and what do I see? A ghost pirate, Deadbolt backing his white phantom truck into a space abutting the bathrooms. He’s back and ready to burn off the week long beach vacation just in time for the final crucial weeks before BRR. Plant the flag and another white vehicle pulls in carrying Full House. Pablo now saunters in, but without Over Easy, who was expected to show this morning. Then the surprise of the morning comes in the form of one of the best named PAX in recent SouthWake memory…none other than Oboe.

As promised, Nemo pulls in after some exchange on Slack the night before. 6 o’clock hits and we started out of Womble parking lot onto the back lot behind the baseball fields, where Da’Business likes to do partner carries at Cletus. As we made our way to that back lot, PAX saw another car pull in and figured we’d circle back for the six so everyone knew where we were headed. For the second week in a row, it’s Yogurt coming in hot sans unicycle. Pick up Yogurt and then make it to the back lot for a warm up that went a little like this….

Warm Up: Circled up for Hillbillies X10, Imperial Walkers X10, Good Mornings IC X10. By that time H1N1 and Messi joined the mix. Mosey to the far end of the lot with butt kickers. Once to the far end, performed lunge walks across the back end of the lot. Continued back to the other side with a light mosey and high knees, and then Frankensteins to the point of origin. At the point of origin circled up for a final set of prison squats X10. Squat hold while YHC explained this morning’s workout.

The Workout: PAX would perform standard Bass Lake loop, but would be breaking the route up into 1 mi segments. For Segment 1, we would run our own pace, picking up the six when you reach the Sugg Farm gates on the way into the neighborhood to the right. We would then proceed with the same format onto the greenway, where PAX would proceed in single file formation into a scout run. The lead PAX in the scout run would venture ahead at a distance they feel comfortable with before circling back to the end of the line, then followed by the next, and so forth. We would then switch to an Indian Run before entering the entrance to Bass Lake. Once at the opening, PAX would proceed clockwise around the lake picking up the six and back to the greenway where we would alternate again between scout run and Indian Run format. Once out from the greenway, PAX would then continue back to Womble while picking up the six along the way.

Now about that “Everything feeling fine” statement. YHC was just kidding himself. By the time warm ups ended, I was far from feeling fine and as I progressed 500 yards further, my hip was on fire and it was time to shut it down. Informed trailing PAX to go on ahead and would meet them for COT. A lot of veteran HIM in attendance and was comforted in knowing that they not only knew the way, they would also know how to push each other. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t be there to see it or experience it. Continued to walk it off in a what I can only describe as a pathetic looking limp. As I made my way onto Sugg, a blaze of neon emerged and moved toward YHC. It was Yogurt to check to see if I was ok. We walked and exchanged some quality mumblechatter, which was mostly centered on knowing ones limits and not being stupid. All good lessons to follow.

Continued back to Womble and as I made it back to the lot, PAX arrived shortly after. Witnessed an incredible jailbreak at the end from the baseball fields in the distance among Pablo, Yogurt, and Oboe.  Heard H1N1 was the unfortunate winner of the last to complete the scout run and first to start the Indian Run lottery along the trail. Also, kudos exchanged to Messi for picking up the six along the trail.

Mary: Stretches OYO

Announcements: Shout out to those that ran the BRR Training Runs on Saturday. F3 Dad’s Workout next Saturday-Still need a Q.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX showing up this morning and leading in the absence of leadership.

Prayer: Prayers for those with injuries, Crablegs and the great work he is doing in sharing his journey with those with ALS and bringing awareness. YHC took us out.