Mama house volunteering

FNGs:no fangs but two additional volunteers.  Crazy Kevin and Emily, dark wing duck(Fonzie 2.0) and  m Christie assisted with the help.
Warm Up:Coffee, ruck for Breach and Myself(Needmore ruck)
The Workout:move 500 bags of clothes from a garage to 48 foot trailer 20 feet away. 12 volunteers formed a chain and started digging into the pile passing bag after bag of clothes and shoes down the line filling the truck in 2 hours.  Leaving half the garage empty and half the garage still needing to be loaded in anothe trailer at some point. TBD
Mary: coffee
Announcements:ultimate Monday, possibly another round of moving bags.
T-Claps (Recognition):To everyone that showed up and helped out.
Prayer: motor baiting test and results. The ma parents traveling safe, military personal and all of us to keep hanging in there during these hopefully soon to be over covid days.

Jessie’s Girl and the After Song

It was good to see several cars in the lot already as I pulled up early for GP. Tclaps to Shredder who hopped out of his car and went for an EC run with the promise of no burpees by the Q if he was late getting back. Forceps rolled up right on time bringing the music with him, because the pax at GP do get grumpy without their music. Little did he know how important it would be later to set the mood for my new Mary Circuit.

FNGs:N/a
Warm Up: side straddle hops(by most, Gump hops by 1, and attempted Gump hops by another), good mornings, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, Michael Phelps, and daisy pickers.
The Workout: our normal rocks were halfway underwater so mosey to the new rock pile for a medium to large rock. I was very proud of everyone today as I didn’t see any one arm pebbles this week. John cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter (something about morning enemas) as we mosey to the game board by the basketball courts.

Everyone lined up by the color wheel with rocks for the main event. Pax would spin the wheel, I would move on the board to that color, we would do a super ground pounder as the buy in for every turn there’d been (1,2, 3, etc.), the pax that spun would call a 10 count move, we would all execute that move, and then rotate down a rock. It took 15 turns to make it to the end and we ended with a 20 count move to finish.

Cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter(something about a trip to Circle K, had to be there for this one!) as we returned the rocks to their exact location and mosey back to the start for Mary

Mary: Inspired by GP 2 weeks ago I promised to make a Jessie’s Girl Circuit based on some mumble chatter. Forceps had it on the playlist and got it started.
Jessie’s Girl: 10 count 3rd Nipplers(thanks Gump for the inspiration), 6 inches hold, pickle pounders, homer to marge right leg up, and homer to marge left leg up. Then rinse and repeat for Round 2. This circuit lasts much longer than the song and I think we hit a different playlist for the after song.
Finished things up with an embrace the suck plank hold.

Announcements: Mama’s Thrift moving tomorrow morning 7am
T-Claps (Recognition): All pax that made it out for some ridiculousness and a reasonable Q
Prayer: Fanny Pack traveling, covid relief, unspokens

Tour de Sheepdog

I was excited to see a car waiting for me as I pulled up to my first Sheepdog of the year without rain.
FNGs: N/a
Warm Up: Side straddle hops, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, Michael Phelps, good mornings, and daisy pickers
The Workout: scrapped my original plans and decided to give Endo a tour since it was his first time at sheepdog. Mosey around to the back of the school while pointing out typical stops and options. We stopped at the playground for a nice strength/cardio circuit. 1 pax does the exercise while the other ran a lap as the timer for merkins, Australian rows, dips, squats, irkens, Australian rows, dips, and squats.

Mosey back to the front for a quick history of Sheepdog, the thoughts behind it, and some boxing work. I showed him the difference in power that comes from firing into the ground and riding the wave through your strikes. Then proceeded to do several rounds of jab-cross combos.

Mary:  Ab work in cadence: mountain climbers, hello dollies, world war 1’s, plank, Freddy mercuries, low slow flutters, plank jacks, plank taps, and 1 minute plank to finish it off.

Announcements:N/a
T-Claps (Recognition):Endo for his 4th post and 1st at Sheepdog
Prayer: Endo’s wife recovering from surgery, his work going live Monday with a big project that’s been in the works for years, the country, and those effected by the pandemic

Easy stuff

Sitting in a Chili’s parking lot in Lynchburg, VA listening to Dust on the Bottle by David Lee Murphy typing a backblast. Does it get better.

 

FNGs: None
Warm Up: No thanks, no time
The Workout: Mosey to the player.

Sort of a murph. Broken into 4’s. Do 25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats, then run a loop around the soccer field. Repeat 4x

Mary: Destroy the abs. ME was too easy.
Announcements: Banana Seat going for 7 straight days of Q’s
T-Claps (Recognition): see above
Prayer: BS took up out.

Wiggly can’t count in cadence or remember what exercise he called

FNGs:none
Warm Up:SSH x 20 somewhat in cadence, daisy pickers x10, good mornings x 10, body rotation with thumbs up x10, sir fasio arm circles x10
The Workout: Kettle bell exercises with timer 45 second exercise 15 second break x 2 rounds

Round 1 cookie pouch sit ups, sumo squats and suitcases

Round 2 wonderbra, tricep extensions and curls

Round 3 snatches, side plank raises and bridge press

Round 4 Lawn mower, halo and pushup with pull thru

Round 5 suitcases, curls and cookie pouches

Mary: plank row with kettlebell, 6″ hold with kettlebell, freddie mercury, WWII, american hammers,
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: pumpkin spices friend Mike passed away from covid, prayers for his family and friends

Sorry folks…Parks (field) closed!

YHC was excited to be back in SW for an old school beat down at the happiest place on earth. There was a plan for the happiest place on turf but at 0529 was told field is closed. No worries…there’s a big @$$ parking lot we can use. Sprinkler came in at 0530 with two PAX in the tailgate. Warbucks about broke an ankle just getting out the truck. Our brother Crab Legs upon YHC’s request. It’s always great to see him out skiing the AO’s. No FNG’s so off we went.

Mosey to school lot since field were closed.
Agility around lot
Circle up for warm-a-Rama
Goofballs x15
Irish Potato pickers x10
Imperial Squat Walkers x10
ATM’s (alternating, tempo, standard) x10

Long @$$ 7’s
Morning wood
Double merkin burpees

Indian run to stairs
Bear crawl down then Al Gore
Hop up
Scout run complete lap with 5 diamond merkins
Repeat stairs
Hop down, bear crawl up

Back to lot
Belly sprints x4 (50%, 75, 90, 100)
Exercise after each sprint
– plank jacks, nipplers, groiners

Mary
The Big Sexy
– Homer to Marge
– Rosalita Wip
– Boss Tweeds
– Pickle pounders

No real announcements

Prayers for COVID always, Crab Legs, M4L needs a 3rd job for kids school.

It was awesome getting to hang with my brothers from another mother this morning. Thanks for showing and putting in strong work.

BS Out!

Do You Even Lift Bro?

Sometime in the prior week YHC got the idea to bring out the deadlift bar to Captain Caveman and pair each pax’s reps with reps on the mace. This format also fits well for Crazy Ivan – maybe it’ll make an appearance there.

The pre-blast mentioned lifting but didn’t quite give pax an idea of what to expect. Waking up early for EC yoga YHC decided to bring enough weight for reps of 135 and 185 thinking that 135 might be a bit too light. The sad news the day before about Daft Punk set up our play list and put the number 28 into play at various times too.

Yoga happened (thanks Dawg, Emeril, & Redenbaucher) and the cars began to roll in.

FNGs:

None today unfortunately.
Warm Up:

SSH x28 IC (In Cadence)

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Good Morning x11 on my down/up

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 forward/backward – keep arms up through spinal rotation

Seal Clap x10 IC

Overhead clap x10 IC

Chinook x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Spinal Rotation x10 IC

The Workout:

1 pax on the deadlift bar counts reps. All other pax perform exercises based on those reps/timing – exercises stayed constant for 5-6 pax worth of deadlifts on the bar and included:

  • Deadlifts – alternating between two-legged and single-legged
  • Ballistic curls
  • 360 swings
  • Pendulums

Wiggly made it clear from the beginning that 135 was too light. We had multiple 30+ efforts, a few 50s, and one 60.

For the round with 185 we kept it more reasonable but still very impressive – 3x 30+ rep efforts.
Mary:

Ditch the mace

Absolution (groiner, down to chill cut, plank jack, up to standard – 8 cadence count) x11 IC (28 just wasn’t going to happen)

Boat / Canoe on my out/in – 28 total

Crab Cake x28 IC

Break Dancer x28 IC

Yoga – lots of forward fold to stetch those backs out
Announcements:

Write your back blasts!
T-Claps (Recognition):

Cancun – guy is killing it

Dawgpound – dude is strong

McNugget – picking up way over his body weight this morning

16-bit – getting back out into the gloom while on IR
Prayer:

Pumpkin Spice’s friend Mike’s family. Sadique (young man that Pumpkin mentors)

Crazy Corners at the Grave

A nice warm morning by the graveside. YHC wound up getting more running in during the workout than originally planned. Know your dimensions at the site…it’s a long way around the community center!
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio’s F/R, all exercises IC x 12
The Workout: Mosey lap around the Community Center to map out the 4 corners to be used for the PAX today. 4 Corners followed. Each corner had an AMRAP exercise assigned, the timer would be 1 PAX running a full lap, before the group moved on to the next corner. We repeated this process for the following exercises: Hand Release Merkins, Squats, LBC’s, SSH, Alternate Lunges, WW2’s, Squat Jumps, Shoulder Taps, Hand Release-Release Merkins (PAX seemed to disapprove of this exercise…hmmm?).

After 4 corners, we ran around a slightly shorter 4 corners of the main lot 2x Indian Run style. We finally stopped at the pavillion for a series of AMRAP Dips, Step-Ups, and Irkins, this time the timer being PAX taking turns doing American Hammers IC x25.
Mary: Mostly built into workout, but we finished with Good Mornings x12.
Announcements: Beta Running/Ruck AO coming to Fuquay. Norm is giving it a go!!!
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for coming in hot since starting last Friday…think the guy has only taken 1 day off!
Prayer: Finkle is traveling to see parents in Florida…safety for him. YHC took us out. Honored to lead men!

Have you ever seen Brad Pitt and Nemo in the same place?

Nemo and new hairstyle graced us with their presence while continuing to recover from Uwharrie. Many comparisons were drawn to Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Looking good Nemo.

Couple late guys too. You know who you are.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: About 1 mile warmup. Leg swings front to back and side to side, Tiger claws, A-skips, B-skips
The Workout: Prefontaine for 3 miles. 200 m at 5k pace, 200m at 10s slower (1:20mm). 2 400m at short interval pace, 400 recover in between
Mary: Stretching and it felt good
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Good to see Fumunga
Prayer: Fumunga’s co-worker, Fumunga on upcoming fatherhood. Pikachu and M

Senior Moment: 7 Respects at GP – Welcome Slapstick

FNGs: Yes – welcome Garrett Riley, F3 name “Slapstick”…FV native, went to UNC Wilmington, married, has 18 month old daughter, first concert James Taylor, played RW in hockey growing up, loves the Hurricanes…see pic attached
Warm Up:  Discussed F3 mission and welcoming statement with Slapstick.  Had Sprinkler hang with him throughout the workout.  20 SSH, 10 daisy pickers, 10 sir fazio arm circles (f/b), 10 seal claps, 10 o/h claps, 10 hillbillies. Two laps around the tennis courts picking up the six.  Norm departed needing to get some miles in promising to join us for Mary
The Workout:  10 PAX partnered up; five got rocks and met the other five at base of hill.  Found semi dry area and began with 50 rep rock exercises (total) including curls for the girls, rut-ro’s, tricep, squats, wonder bra, bus drivers…the PAX rotated after one PAX climbed the hill, did 5 reps on the guardrails (dips, irkins, dirkins…) and then came back down the hill.  Called an audible after slippery conditions caused a PAX to fall on his bottom….audible to hop  the guardrail, jog down sidewalk and drive – back to the bottom of the hill.  Lots of great effort.  Had PAX move slightly to the left under the light held plank until five PAX retrieved another rock for some core work.  From our six, we did nipplers, straight arm extensions, 6 inch with rock above our chest.  Rinse and repeat.  Discussed F3 CORE Principles.  More core work including slap rocks, toe taps, WW I sit-ups….returned rocks to pile.  Mosey to tennis courts.
Mary:  Norm came in hot and joined us for some yoga that included pigeon,  cobra, table, various arm/leg stretches….have a nice day.
Announcements:  Q school.  New AO Saturday’s at Fleming (beta) – run 5-6 miles or ruck 3 miles.  Stay tuned.  Discussed Q responsibilities.  Discussed ID tags – YHC offered up a $10 coupon to one PAX (Endo) to purchase a Road ID.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Price is Right for bringing out numerous FNGs over the last few weeks at PT.  great work!

Observation:  7/11 men who posted this morning were 50 years or older.  AWESOME SAUCE!  RESPECT!

Prayer:  Bob Barker has new changes taking place next week…prayers for safe/smooth rollout.  I asked Norm to take us out.  unspoken. Thank you Norm!

2nd F at Stick Boys (Motor boatin’, Norm and Dauber….Buttermilk sighting)….Congratulations on new job Motor boatin’!

Honored to lead.  Nice to be back out after being on IR.  -Dauber