Finding Our True Selves after TBD

Pre-blasts with all of the “characters” that have made it out to TBD so far this year.  Not their true selves but the ones AI has assigned the,

1. **Best In Show** (represented by the black poodle with the blue ribbon) 2. **No Doubt** 3. **Sardine** 4. **Firefly** (with the glowing chest) 5. **Stovepipe** 6. **Clunker** 7. **Breach** (in tactical gear) 8. **Flip Phone** (holding the phone) 9. **BlueCrush** 10. **Stumpy** (shorter and standing on a small stump) 11. **Ka-Chow** (in the red racing suit) 12. **P.S.I.** (wearing the gauge shirt) 13. **Midget for Life** (MFL) 14. **Vasoline** (the man in the bright yellow and black suit with metallic sleeves) 15. **Banana Seat** 16. **FedEx** (the man in the brown courier uniform) 17. **FRAM** (there are two characters wearing ‘FRAM’ gear, this could be the group) 18. **Choppa** 19. **Bleeder** 20. **Abe** (the first character of Abraham Lincoln) 21. **Jellybeans** 22. **Nemo** 23. **Woody** 24. **Shooting Blanks** (the young boy with the ‘target’ shirt)

Warm Up: 

  • SSH, Merkins, good mornings, windmills, fazios fwd and back, franks
  • Mozy around the soccer fields to the stage

The Workout:

Thang 1: Steps, Erkins, Steps, Derkins, Steps, Dips, Steps

10 Steps Each Leg, 10 Erkins, 10 Steps Each Leg… You get it

Thang 2: Rocks in the dark lot

Headed to the dark lot with the rock pile, picked up the flat rocks

1. Push rock forward and crawl to it, push in again, keep going until you get to the other side of the lot

2. Walk the return trip doing curls for the girls on the way.

3. Overhead Press and Tricep Extensions

4. Put both hands on the rock and maintain contact with the rock and push it forward like a sled.
5. Walk the return trip doing curls for the girls on the way.

6. Overhead Press and Tricep Extensions

Thang 3: The Broad-Jump Burpee Ladder

Line up the PAX at the end of the parking lot.

1.Broad jump forward as far as you can, then immediately drop and do 1 Burpee.

2.Broad jump forward again, drop and do 2 Burpees. Continue this pattern all the way up to 5 Burpees. 

Mary: Hello Dollys, Low slow flutters, WW2s, Heel Taps, Homer2Marge, Homer2Marge (again… again…)

Announcements:

  • Volunteer June 12th – https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8VU9BS0K/p1779283022783959

Prayer:

  • Prayers for MadDog’s wife as she begins cancer treatments.

Neighbors New and Old

I texted ahead to Flanigan the night before.  I didn’t want to just assume that I had the Q, not sure if one of the regulars had called dibs.  He said it was all mine.

I parked in the lot a little earlier than I might have normally.  I’m the Q, I had to cross the U-Turns, I wasnt sure if we still “planted the flag” in the same place (I forgot to ask).

Also a little early, Flanigan arrived by bike and parked in the school’s bike stand.  Cornholio, Blue Hen, and Shooting Blanks followed.  Shooting Blanks caught my tag from the night before as he was headed to Purple Cobra, came to meet some of his new neighors instead.  He was going to be late to Purple Cobra anyway 😀

It was great to see the Nutcracker Q and catch up a bit as we went throught the workout.  Awsome time PAX!

 

Warm Up: 

  • good mornings, windmills, fazios fwd and back, franks

The Workout:

Thang 1: The Coupon 7s

  • The Setup: Grab your rocks. Set up two lines approximately 40 yards apart. Exercise A is performed at the starting line with the coupon. Rifle Carry the coupon to the far line, perform Exercise B with the coupon, and Rifle Carry it back.

  • The Math: Reps always add up to 7 (1 of A / 6 of B, 2 of A / 5 of B… up to 6 of A / 1 of B).

Location Exercise Description
Starting Line Block Overheads Full press from chest to locked out overhead
Travel Rifle Carry Block held at chest level, arms engaged
Far Line Goblet Squats Hold block vertically at chest, drop hips low

Thang 2: The DORA 2×3

  • The Setup: Partner up.  2×3 beacuse we had 5 PAX.  3 Blue Shirts and 2 Non Blue. Blue Shirts run a lap while non-blue chip away at the total team reps. Swap when Blue Shirts return.

  • Reps

    • 100 Carolina Dry Docks (Shoulders/Triceps)

    • 200 LBCs (Core)

    • 300 Monkey Humps (Quads/Glutes)

 

Mary: On the return we did Lunge walks down a stretch of the parking lot, low slow flutters, WW2s, Heel Taps, Homer2Marge, Pigeon Pose, Side plank Crunches, Homer2Marge (again), Boat Canoes, Runners Pose

Announcements:

  • Volunteer June 12th – https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8VU9BS0K/p1779283022783959

Prayer:

  • Prayers for MadDog’s wife as she begins cancer treatments.

Running up that hill

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good morning, mtn climbers, sir fazio, merkins, prisoner squats, willy mays hays

The Workout: hill repeats on Ole Red

5 burpees at the top

10 patty cake merkins at the bottom

stop at bench halfway back up hill for 15 freddy mercury

repeat for 3 rounds

round 2 we increased to 2o patty cake merkins and round 3 switched to 15 broke back merkins

Mary: 10 mins core 45 seconds / 10 rest for 2 rounds of lbcs, low slow flutter, box cutters, meat gazers and home to marge

Announcements: volunteer event 06/12 to mulch for HS. Run for the Quay this weekend. 

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: speedy recovery for Fram’s father Norm

1k Rep Challenge

Warm Up: Fazio Arm Circles, Good Morning, Windmills, HillBillies, Imperial Walkers   

The Workout:10 Reps of 10 Exercises for 10 Rounds.

10 IC -SSH,

10 -Bobby Hurly

10-Merkins

10-Burpees

10 IC -Mountain Climbers

10 IC -Peter Parkers

10 IC -Plank Jacks

10 -Squats

10 -Calve Raises

10-Alternating lunges.

Announcements: Run the Quay. 

Prayer: Ka-Chow SATs