Tag Archive for: Breach

Where be all the VJ’s?

FNG: NONE

W-UP: Measure out 400m run. Stretch OYO. Review the guidelines

ME: See the sheet.  +10 extra points for using the 220lb tire.

LED: 62 pts, Flip phone: 46pts , Breach 73, Banana Seat 66, FRAM 73.

Announcements:
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Challenge to all Southwake Men of F3:
If you’ve become comfortable—if you’re unknowingly living as a sad clown—it’s time to wake up. Comfort is not the goal.
Start getting comfortable being uncomfortable in all three Fs. Don’t let good become the enemy of great, and don’t allow procrastination to quietly lead you into stagnation.
Challenge yourself.
Challenge another PAX.
Remember:
Leave no man behind. Leave no man where you found him.

T-Clapps: All 5 of us for showing up for E&O (even though life’s choices were challenged mid workout).

Prayers: Banana Seat 11yr daughter dealing with panic attacks after whooping cough, Breach’s mom having knee surgery and traveling, LED’s father-in-law with fluid on lungs and starting to heal all PAX who want to be out but can’t.

Who Killed Kenny

Warm Up: A short mosey around the parking lot, followed by some Good Mornings, SSH, Frakentsteins, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies. 

The Workout: Who Killed Kenny? 

BLOCK 1 — Kenny’s Escape (Speed + Power)

  1. Partner Chase Sprint– A sprints, B chases → switch
  2. Burpee Leapfrog– A plank, B burpee + jump → switch
  3. Push‑Pull Tug Sprint– Light resistance sprint → switch

BLOCK 2 — Stan & Kyle Freak Out (Upper Body + Core)

  1. High‑Five squat jumps– Face each other
  2. Plank paddy cake– One leads, one mirrors → switch
  3. Partner Row + Squat Hold– A squats, B rows → switch

BLOCK 3 — Cartman’s Revenge (Legs + Explosiveness)

  1. Build a Bear for 6 parking spaces
  2. Wheelbarrow Walks– A walks on hands → switch
  3. Squat paddy cakes– A jumps, B holds squat → switch

BLOCK 4 — Town Loses Its Mind (Agility + Chaos)

  1. Mirror Agility Shuffle– Lead + follow → switch
  2. Partner Tag– Small area, fast changes → switch
  3. Burpee + Sprint Relay– A: 3 burpees, B: 20‑yd sprint → switch

Mary: A round of sandbag press and toss, switch directions, then followed by some WW3 press and partner toss at the top

Announcements: Q them all Challenge, Triple Ruck Challenge, Manion WOD

Prayers for healing, for Finkle’s family travels, My moms upcoimng kneee surgery, and healing for Popeyes family

Kickstart My Heart

10 PAX at Possum Trot for a hump day special!

Warm up agility around courts
Good mornings
Imperial squat walkers
Air traffic controllers
Carolina dry docks
Red bull Smurf jacks

Start with Kickstart my Heart – Mtn climbers entire song and merkins when you hear kickstart

7’s – Fence walks and Lt. Dans

Agility ladder – star jumps & plank jacks IC (evens 2-4-6-8-10)

Burpee broad jump increasing merkins up to x10 then back down until you reach the other side

Mary
WWIs
Seated crunches
American hammers
Starfish crunches

T-claps to Galvanized for finishing barefooted.

YHC took us out in prayer.

BS Out

🎵,This Must be Just Like Living in Paradise 🎵

A rockin tour of paradise by 3 PAX for my 6 of 25 Q’em All Challenge. We toured the pollen-filled stadium with some miles (two) and monkey humpers. 

Thanks for joining me and letting me lead!

Making 30°F feel like 100°F

5 Possums made 30°F feel like 100°F as we warmed up all four corners of the tennis court. ~25 reps per corner; a mix of legs, arms/shoulders, core, and random 4th corner workouts to achieve well over 400 reps this morning. Plenty of bear crawls in between.

Well done Abacus the OG Stovepipe Breach Finkle

Getting Lucky at Prison Yard

There was a whole Conjucal Visit joke on the pre-blast linked to U.T.I. being the Q…  very childish stuff designed for attention 😀

It happens to be St. Patrick’s Day so “Getting Lucky” seemed to be an appropriate title.

Warm Up:  Willy Mays Haze, SSH, Good Mornings, Mozy around the parking lot, Fazio Arm Circles, Frankensteins

The Workout: 

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

Mary: No Time for Mary

Announcements:

  • Q ’em all!
  • Check in with Breach on the Ruck/Race Series
  • Travis Manion WOD coming soon.

Prayer– Silence this morning, unspoken prayers

Just Add Water

20 PAX embraced wetness and dodged lightning bolts at UFO this morning. I didn’t take a photo, but it looked something like the gif below. :flying_disc:

Welcome FNG @Duplo !

@Bumblebee @Bobby Dall @goomba @Sparky @Foghorn @billybass @Clunker @BabeRuth @Arrowhead @Bleeder @batboy @LED @Fullcount @Abacus the OG @Send It @Rico @Breach @Duplo @Play-Doh

Thanks for the Paradise City boys for joining COT; @Lube @Choppa

Rumble at Thunder

Warm Up: Very Short Mosey to the pavilion and then some 22 counts of SSH, Franeksteins, Daisy Pickers, and Windmills. 

The Workout: A full-body set of 

100 Squat Crunches

90 Side Straddle Hops 

80 X-Planks

70 Skaters

60 Plank Rows

50 Lunges

40 Leg Raises

30 Homer to Marge Kicks

20 Freddie Mercuries 

10 Burpess

Finished up with some Broga while the muscles were warm 

Announcements: Triple Ruck Challenge, Manion WOD Sat May 2nd 6:30a at Ting 

Closed in Prayer:

Magic-8-Ball-Featured

Our Own Magic 8 Ball

5 PAX played some simulated Magic 8-Ball and 8 Corners with lots of merkins, squats, and plyometrics. The Magic 8-“Ball” determined weather we Burped, squated, hineyed, or hopped the rest of the way. Ended with some stretching and Mary!

AO 4 of 25  in the Q’em All Challenge!

 

Partner DORA

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Michael Phelps, SSH IC, Good Mornings IC, Daisy Pickers IC, and Stretching

The Workout:

  • Standard partner DORA with Merkins x100, Squats x200, and LBCs x300.
  • Rock work of Curls Fu Du Gurls, Groundpounders, Chest Press, Skull Crushers, American Hammers, and Rutrows.

Mary: LSF IC, Hip Poppers IC, Stretching

Announcements: Breach’s 3-Ruck Challenge

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Safe travels to DC for Best In Show’s and Clunkers kids.