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4+ Mile Mosey

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH/GM/Frankensteins

The Workout:
7 PAX hit U-Turn for a variety of miles, we all made it back and enjoyed a brief mumble chatter before ending with COT.

Mary: n/a

Announcements: n/a

T-Claps (Recognition): n/a

Prayer: Health for family and PAX

How’d we end up here?

FNGs: N/A

 

Warm Up: SSH, GM

 

The Workout: 3 HIMs showed up to R4J to do a light 3.5M route through Bridgewater and Windcrest. However the Q got turned around and it turned into a tour of Holly Springs and a rough intro to Crossway Ln for 5.5

 

Mary: No time left

 

Announcements: N/A

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  N/A

 

Prayer:  Health for PAX and Family, accountability.

Finding Our True Selves after TBD

Pre-blasts with all of the “characters” that have made it out to TBD so far this year.  Not their true selves but the ones AI has assigned the,

1. **Best In Show** (represented by the black poodle with the blue ribbon) 2. **No Doubt** 3. **Sardine** 4. **Firefly** (with the glowing chest) 5. **Stovepipe** 6. **Clunker** 7. **Breach** (in tactical gear) 8. **Flip Phone** (holding the phone) 9. **BlueCrush** 10. **Stumpy** (shorter and standing on a small stump) 11. **Ka-Chow** (in the red racing suit) 12. **P.S.I.** (wearing the gauge shirt) 13. **Midget for Life** (MFL) 14. **Vasoline** (the man in the bright yellow and black suit with metallic sleeves) 15. **Banana Seat** 16. **FedEx** (the man in the brown courier uniform) 17. **FRAM** (there are two characters wearing ‘FRAM’ gear, this could be the group) 18. **Choppa** 19. **Bleeder** 20. **Abe** (the first character of Abraham Lincoln) 21. **Jellybeans** 22. **Nemo** 23. **Woody** 24. **Shooting Blanks** (the young boy with the ‘target’ shirt)

Warm Up: 

  • SSH, Merkins, good mornings, windmills, fazios fwd and back, franks
  • Mozy around the soccer fields to the stage

The Workout:

Thang 1: Steps, Erkins, Steps, Derkins, Steps, Dips, Steps

10 Steps Each Leg, 10 Erkins, 10 Steps Each Leg… You get it

Thang 2: Rocks in the dark lot

Headed to the dark lot with the rock pile, picked up the flat rocks

1. Push rock forward and crawl to it, push in again, keep going until you get to the other side of the lot

2. Walk the return trip doing curls for the girls on the way.

3. Overhead Press and Tricep Extensions

4. Put both hands on the rock and maintain contact with the rock and push it forward like a sled.
5. Walk the return trip doing curls for the girls on the way.

6. Overhead Press and Tricep Extensions

Thang 3: The Broad-Jump Burpee Ladder

Line up the PAX at the end of the parking lot.

1.Broad jump forward as far as you can, then immediately drop and do 1 Burpee.

2.Broad jump forward again, drop and do 2 Burpees. Continue this pattern all the way up to 5 Burpees. 

Mary: Hello Dollys, Low slow flutters, WW2s, Heel Taps, Homer2Marge, Homer2Marge (again… again…)

Announcements:

  • Volunteer June 12th – https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8VU9BS0K/p1779283022783959

Prayer:

  • Prayers for MadDog’s wife as she begins cancer treatments.

There will be hills

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good mornings, ssh, imperial walkers, hill billies, mtn climbers, will mays hays

The Workout: Mosey to library hill 

Round 1: 10 merkins / 15 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

Round 2: 15 merkins / 20 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

Round 3: 20 merkins / 25 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

Round 4: 25 merkins / 30 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

Round 5: 20 merkins / 25 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

Round 6: 15 merkins / 20 squats / 1 hill sprint loop

mosey back to parking lot for core challenge (45 seconds on / 15 rest)

broken bicycles, american hammer, side plank(l/r), freddy mercury

Mary: none

Announcements: q sheet needs some love

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Ka chow dog surgery, harry carry new baby

Four Corners and Knee PT

FNGs: none

Warm Up: side straddle hops, good mornings, imperial walkers, hillbillies, wind mills, Daisy pickers, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps

The Workout:

Thing 1: four corners around town hall commons

  • Corner 1: merkins
  • Corner 2: squats
  • Corner 3: dips
  • Corner 4: Superman’s

Thing 2: Abe’s Knee PT. We went through a round of my PT exercises so that A) it’s one less for me to do later and B) to bring up the point that it’s important to do the supportive strength training that goes into keeping our bodies in good shape.

  • Step downs
  • Michael Jacksons
  • hip abductors
  • calf raises

Mary: popcorn Mary followed by a little bit of stretching

Announcements: shirt order, sign up to Q

T-Claps: Blue Crush for sticking around after the workout to knockout 40 merkins with Vasoline.

Prayer: mental health

More than a workout

FNGs: no

Warm Up: Mosey around the tennis courts, ssh, good morning, frankenstein, hillbilly, wmh, sir fazio, slo-mo merkin

The Workout:  Nothing planned , just made it up on the fly.  Ended up doing a Dora of erkins, lbc, squat/squat jumps, carolina dry docks, maybe some others I dunno.  Before we started Q shared a vague account of his life struggles and the journey that is recovery, improvement and healing.  During Dora Pax were called upon to do the same, and to counter with gratitude and blessings.

Mary:  Continued calling on Pax during popcorn mary

Announcements: Upcoming buy for F3 Southwake shirts & stuff, Travis Manion WOD 

T-Claps (Recognition):  Abe was praised for personifying all 3 tenets of F3

Prayer: Encouragement to continue being vulnerable and sharing out struggles with others so we may create the ripple effect around us 

Downtown Train to visit Dora

FNGs: none

Warm Up: some mosey, stretching, SSH, merkins

The Workout: jogged to the library for warm-o-rama. Easily knocked out the mission statement and five core principles, then ran past a tree with such a sense of purpose that it got scared and just fell over.

Thang 1: 

Partner Dora- team goal of 100 burpees, 200 merkins, 300 Mtn climbers. One partner works on the man goal, other is a rotator. 
Rotator exercises- jog across the back lot, pick a coupon of adequate size, 10 thrusters, 10 curls for the girls, 10 lunges

Dora was almost done, but time was running out, so we moved on to thang 2 after the first group finished the Dora (@bestinshow and @batboy)

Thang 2: 

Group hill suicides. Group one runs to a designated mailbox and back on library hill, group two holds an exercise until the 6 is in.

3 rounds:

Round 1- second mailbox, plank hold

Round 2- third mailbox, plank hold

Round 3- fourth mailbox, squat hold

Return to the flag

 Announcements: shooting blanks is moving, help as you have availability

T-Claps (Recognition): those who served as the spring classic

Prayer: u.t.i.’s dad working though a cancer on his liver, but not liver cancer. Next Dr appointment on the 20th. Unspoken

Dental work

FNG: Galvanize

WU: Mission statement, disclaimer, core values, arm, circles, good mornings, Frankenstein‘s, side straddle hop, Pledge of Allegiance.

We broke into three man teams. During the warm-up, we had two late arrivals the FNG galvanize and UTI. It was a pleasure administering 10 penalty Burpee’s for lateness. 🙂
Thang 1:3 man Indian run on the way to the steps next to Nightingale. Three rows one row did lunge, one row did crab walk, one row did bear crawl. 3x  Next one man ran the stair circuit while the other two did descending Erkins and plank VUp, 3x. Last round three sets of box, jumps up the steps.

 

Thang two: Three men Indian run two blocks. Bottom of The hill heal overs 30 count. Run to halfway .5 Brokeback Merkins, run to the top three Burpee‘s. Stay together as a team. Bear crawl after two rounds instead of run.

Mary: Broad jump, Burpee up the hill, walked crosswalk, two sets of sprints in honor of yogurt. Mosey back to flag, standing imperial walkers, and hillbillies slow count to Three.

Announcement: Q Them all challenge, even the odds,

T clapps: Holly Springs food covered, service opportunities thanks for leading lipstick and Dumbo.

Prayer: Health of all men, unspoken.

 

We never run the standard

FNGs: None

Warm Up: GMs, Hammy stretch, WMH Plank hold with calf stretch. Mission and Core Values

The Workout: Standard Route 5.3 Miles > Stack’em Krakken Buprees every mile. 2 @ Mile 1. Last mile 2 min of Krakken Burpees

Mary: None

Announcements: Q’em, accountability sheet, Even the Odds

T-Claps (Recognition): Bleeder for Mike tracker

Prayer: Merle’s son suicide, Dumbo son Blake hospital. Unspoken 

3/16/26 Train in the Rain

Six PAX arrived by 5:27 am when the rain got heavy. Blue Crush, Shooting Blanks, Best In Show, and Hasselhoff hopped out of their cars and embraced the suck. Vasoline already embraced a 4 mile EC. I hopped out, ducking, as if I could avoid the downpour. We immediately ran to the parking deck and settle in.

WU: Exercises on the corners: SSH 25x, high knees 15x, arm circles 10x F/B, stretching OYO.

The PAX nearly nailed the F3 Mission Statement, but left out the word “community.” Three burpees–a light penance.

ME: B.L.I.M.P.S. = Burpees, Lunges, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Plank Jacks, Squats

Ascending reps: 5, 10, 15, 20 with trips up the steps between sets.

Each PAX took a turn leading up the steps. To get some fresh air, Shooting Blanks and another exited at the upper deck and we circled around the long way to return to the lower level.

PAX helped me keep count up to 20 burpees.

Mary: Popcorn, ending at 6:15

Grateful for shelter of parking deck, but Hoff wanted ventilation to clear Vasoline’s gas.

COT: Prayers – Best in Show asked for prayers as he replaces the turbos on his truck

Gratitude for this day and Jesus.

Announcements: Run with Davis

Yogurt out.