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A PAX of 10 slowly arrived during the wet morning for Crazy Ivan. We headed under the intimate shelter at the amphitheater for a cozy and somewhat dry workout with our bells. Absolutely NO running which meant no time for recovers. This lead to a ton of reps.

Warm ups:
Front bend stretch
GMs
Sir fozios
Windmills

Main Event:
Single arm Swings x15 each arm
Rows x15 each arm
Rainbow lunges x15 each leg
Suitcases x15 each side
Rinse and repeat x10 this rd

Shoulder raises to eye level
Curls
Goblet squats
Triceps
2 rds x15 & x10

Single arm snatchs x15 each side
Side bends x15 IC each side
Pull through merkins x15
Halos x15 each direction
R&R x10 this rd

Mary:
Cookie pouch x10
KB LBC’s x20 IC
LSF x20 IC
Stretching/Broga

Prayers for injured PAX (Fanny Pack and others), PAX struggling to get back out, F3 as a whole.

Been a long time since leading the bells. It makes you push a lot harder and I’m sure I’ll feel it later. Sign up to Q if you plan to workout there on Fridays. Appreciate the opportunity to lead men!

BS out!

1 and Done

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3 HIM decided to make their way to Disney on a wet and warm morning in the gloom. YHC had two plans of which both should equally suck. A shelter workout if it was pouring or a trip to the stairs aka The Abyss in the drizzle. We all agreed this was a terrible workout so my vote is for it to be retired. One and Done. Here it is.

We ripped the bandaid right off taking a lap around the track and hitting multiple large puddles.

Warm up back in parking lot.
Good mornings
Willie Mayes Hayes
Frankensteins
Mtn climbers
Merkins

Main Event
We each grabbed a cinderblock from the secret hideout. Then moseyed over to the Abyss. YHC called out the exercises.
100 Abyss merkins using the blocks
100 ground pounders with blocks
100 rut rows with blocks
Break these reps up into 5-6 rounds.
Staggered going down and up the stairs.
1st trip – bear crawl down and run back up
2nd – run down bear crawl up
3rd – run down bunny hop up
4th – run down hit every step both feet up
5th – OYO
6th – OYO
Great support to finish all the reps as we were completely smoked on the last round.

Mosey back to return blocks.

45 secs for Mary but YHC choose to not get our backs wet. You’re welcome.

No new announcements.
Prayers for Breach traveling. Bobby with possible job change. My M with a cough that keeps hanging around.

Men, thanks for the support. I tend to come up with stuff that will challenge myself and others but still be able to modify. This one really pushed me to exhaustion. Great push from all. Pleasure to lead.

BS Out!

Another trip around the sun

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YHC wanted to celebrate another year here the right way, which consists of a good sweat and some fellowship.  A great bunch of guys came out enjoy the “fun” and get their days started off the right way too.  Let it be known that holding a derkin position for a long time is harder than you might think.  Trust me on this one.

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

SSH x43 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward and reverse

Windmill x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Merkins x10

Burpees x10 OYO

The Workout:

Mosey to the shelter and grab a spot at one of the benches for 11’s with step ups and dips.  We stared with 11 step ups and 1 dip and worked our way around.  When we got to 1 step up YHC though 1 was lame and audibled to 10 but Banana Seat thought 43 sounded better so we went with that instead.  Good call BS!

Mosey to the knee wall and did 10 more merkins.

PAX were then instructed that we’d be doing a bear crawl derkin indian run kind of thing.  Everyone got up in derkin position and the man at the end would bear crawl to the other end of the line, get up, and call out 5 derkins.  We successfully made it all the way to the stairs but not without a healthy (and justified) amount of grunts and groans.  On the way back down we switched to irkins instead but still stuck with the bear crawls.

After that we did 10 more burpees and then headed to the wall behind the baseball field.

Everyone lined up on the wall for alternating people’s chair and BTTW.  We started with 13 PC and 13 BTTW and then went down to 10 each until we completed 43 of each.  Then, at the end, as an added bonus, we did 16 more of each (for 16-bit).  Once that was complete we did another set of 10 merkins and 10 burpees.

We then moseyed up the steps by the wall to the back hill.  We did 5 merkins and burpees and then jogged to the bottom of the hill for sprints back up to where we started.  5 more merkins and burpees before heading back down.  Another sprint up and we completed the workout with 3 burpees and 3 merkins (43 of each in total).  Then back to the parking lot to circle up for…

Mary:

Cirlced up for popcorn Mary where everyone except Banana Seat (due to time) called out an exercise.

Kitty Littr had us doing 20 LBCs

Gamecock called out 20 Homer to Marge, 10 with left legs in the air and 10 with the right.

Pumps (who looks like Martini when you’re laying on the ground and looking at him upside down) asked for 20 low slow flutter.

Actual Martini then had us doing 20 American Hammers

We were at the 45:06 mark at this point so we called it.

Announcements:

Town Hall meeting tonight at 7:00pm at the Bass Lake boat house.  If you can’t make it and have thoughts or comments please send them to Breach ahead of time.

Prayer:

YHC has an ex-coworker who lost his wife to a heart attack on Saturday evening.

Banana Seat’s friend from church was diagnosed with ALS and it is affecting him rapidly.

Gamecock’s sister had a baby!  They were induced and the baby is in the NICU but all signs are looking good and they’re hoping they can go home even before they had originally thought.

It truly is a blessing that I get to start today off with you men.  I’m thankful for all of you and am honored to know you.  Have a great day, I know mine will be because I started it off with you.

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Turkish Delight

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I bet you didn’t know that Turkish get-ups are my favorite exercise.  Well, if you showed up this morning to Crazy Ivan you do now.  Being Friday the 13th the number 13 showed up a lot in today’s workout as did some quality metal in the form of Opeth’s 2001 masterpiece Blackwater Park.  PAX were showing up right up until the buzzer and when we got started we were 14 strong.  We finished with 16 as two brothers from Cletus joined us for Mary and COT.

FNGs:

None today

Warm Up:

SSH x26 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickerx x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Squat hold with bell while each PAX did a 5 count around the circle.

The Workout:

Everyone partnered up and congregated at the end of the parking lot where instructions were given.  Partner 1 would stay put and do AMRAP Turkish Get-ups while partner 2 did an thing.  When partner 2 returned they would switch.

The things they did were:

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 curls.  Continue on to the other side of the lot and do 13 more curls before returning.

Go to field behind lot and do 13 kettlebell swings.  On #13 they threw it as far as possible and then bear crawled to the bell.  Upon retrieving it, lunge walk back while alternating twisting with the bell from hip to hip.

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 triceps extensions.  Continue to the other side of the lot and do 13 more before returning.

Crab walk with bell in belly to the half way point of the parking lot.

Do the same thing as curls and tris but with snatches

 

I really thought we’d have time to repeat but maybe that was a bit ambitious.  Also, group one was super slow.  I don’t think they liked their partners.  After one cycle we were down to only 5 minutes left so we wrapped up and headed to….

Mary:

Midget  love handles x13 IC each side

LBC x13 IC

American Hammers x16 IC

Announcements:

Painting in Garner today with Breach

2nd F lunch at Osha today

T-Claps (Recognition):

All of F3 Nation for showing up and raising over $65,000 for Cardinal from F3 Knoxville’s family

Prayer:

Cardinal from F3 Knoxville.  Breach is working to identify the closes AEDs for each of our AOs.  The Hunt center has one.  Know how to do CPR, it’s helped save lives locally in JoCo.

Sick and injured PAX

 

 

Always an honor to lead.  Thank you, men.

 

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Traveling Rocks Hurt

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YHC was joined by 5 dudes ready to put in work. Little did they know what the Q had planned. Needless to say YHC had a rough go on this one. All PAX was ready and 0530 was go time.

Warm up lap around the field

Warm up exercises by the rock pile
SSH
Frankensteins
Windmills
Mtn climbers

Grab a traveling rock decent size (make a wise selection)
Greenway trail stopping at every other light for exercise
1 – colt 45’s
2 – skull crushers
3 – lunge rotate rock to outside step
4 – ground pounders
5 – wonder bras
6 – front raises w/squat
7 – bus drivers
Rocks down and Indian Run 3 lights to the end of greenway.
10 Worst Merkins Ever
Indian run back to rocks.
Same exercises on the way back.
Ran short of time so skipped the colt 45’s.
Dropped off the boulders and did 1 set of Capt Thores 1×2 set of 5

See slack for announcements.
Prayers for Finkle’s and 16-bits daughters. Prayers for new career changes for Ham and Sunshine. Cardinal’s family and F3 Knoxville region.

That was a good one I’ll admit. Definitely a repeat possibly later this year. Strong work by all. Thanks for letting me lead.

BS out!

Paradise City Q of the Year?

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YHC showed up early to set up some equipment for todays beat down. The preblast had a comment saying this would be the best Q of the year. Needless to say I think it was, considering there was only 1 other one. This is the rare occasion I have the honor to Q PC and know the standard mileage is 3 or more. YHC wanted to bring the intensity and keep the PAX moving with the option to push themselves. We had 11 HIM show up for the main event with a few ECers. One dude rucked it up as well. This is what we did.

Run big loop reverse with warm up exercises along the way.
Frankensteins
Windmills
Skiers
Copperhead Dirkens

7’s on ramp down to sportsman – burpees and worst Merkin ever
Agility ladders on the flat in the middle

Stack’ems in the parking lot (snake)
Shoulder tap merkins x10
Freddy Mercury’s x20
Chilly jacks x30
Bobby Hurleys x40 – didn’t have enough time

No Mary
No new announcements
Prayers for lady dying of cancer, church family had a loss, Pablo’s family with their loss.
YHC challenged the PAX to stop going through the motions and get out of their comfort zone. Do something to benefit someone each day.

Pleasure to lead men!
BS out

New AO: Ultimate Frisbee at Ting: U.F.O. (25 PAX)

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FNGs:  none
Warm Up:  Grateful for Yogurt leading us with SSH, Frankensteins, etc
The Workout:  12 v 13 Ultimate. Drops resulted in merkins, squats, SSH…

Scores resulted in burpees, LBCs, star jumps…

Some very nice plays on the pitch!  Well done.

Mary:  static stretches OYO
Announcements:

PAX in attendance helped Gump and YHC name this AO;  we offered up three choices with an honorable mention:

Choices:  Paradise Lost, Paradise Gained, U.F.O. & Elenor Frisbee (although a nice recommendation from the crowd – Vicious Discus).   Not sure if the PAX were thrilled with our top 4.  Regardless, U.F.O. was a near unanimous vote.  Questions asked what it stood for? – – – so many recommendations & examples from the PAX – some not permitted in this PG space.

Going forward, each Q will determine the abbreviation.  Let’s have some FUN with it.

Tues nights with 3 Alarm – come out and support another new official AO (great work Wild Turkey, Yogurt, Moose…).
Tea Time tonight

Change of Command:  Nantan – Thank you Pikachu!  Welcome Breach!

 

Q-School next Sunday at 1400.  See Banana Seat.

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who came out this AM

Prayer:  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

Farewell Possums of 2022

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Possum Trot was cold but 4 HIM came out for the final beat down for 2022. We got it done and beat the sack.

Warm up across street at ample
Smurf jacks
Mtn climbers
Plank jacks
Travolta merkins
Squat pulses up on 4

Indian run to FVHS circle
Bear crawl around
Morning wood x10
Frog hop around (modified at halfway)
Monkey humpers x20
Lieutenant Dan around (mod at half)
Plank up/downs x30 IC

Bench used to box jump squat at top with burpees at bottom x10

Partner up
Wheelbarrow with +1 dirkins at each parking space. 8 spaces total

Indian run back to flag
Mary in world’s greatest parking lot
LBC’s
Reverse LBC twists
Protractor

Honor to lead fellas.

BS out!

Even the Odds Rev3

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Met at normal AO start.  Mosey down to Sheepdog Track. Circled up for SSH, Imperial/Hillbillies, SFAC, Good Morning, and Daisy pickers.  Anticipation was high as most of the first time PAX had heard through the SLACK machine and by reputation how brutal of a beating this can be.  Several PAX were on their 2nd and 3rd round of this 1-hour long beatdown of U vs U but were still anticipating the special kind of suck it brings. YHC read the rules and tweaked how the “points” are scored.
The Workout: The ODD numbers must be done in order of sequence.  1,3,5, etc. the EVEN numbers can be done in any order you choose.  Once you start the exercise you must complete that exercise before moving on to the next number (Even or Odd). The timer is set for one hour.  You must keep track of your points for a total tally at the end of the hour.  If the exercise is not completed before the timer runs out, you do not get ANY points for completion. During the workout, the PAXs that are running can pick up any man’s six on any of the EVEN exercises.  (*note* If you are bear crawling and get tired you cannot walk around the track to complete the 400m. It’s a 400m bear crawl…not a 100-meter bear crawl and 300-meter walk).

Mary: Too tired to do it.
Announcements: F3 Xmas party.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Any HIM that showed up for this beating for their first time: Shredder, Farva, Duece, LED, 2 Dollars, Sunshine, Banana Seat  Several guys have done it twice:  Maybeline, Nemo, and Lipstick  Guys who have done it three times. Breach, Cupid, and YHC.
Prayer: Tough times during the holiday season for many men and families. Reach out.

45 Reps around the Possum Trot

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FNGs: Buttermilk…Not really but technically a Kotter.
Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot. Mosey to the concession stand to find a stash of weights. SSH, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio
The Workout: 45 reps of each exercise.  Curls for the Gurls, Tricep ext, Squats, Double rope slams, Kettlebell swings, Lawnmower pulls and one guy run to the next ballfield and back. Next round Plank holds on the wall and pass the 25lbs down and back.  Repeat and add 40lbs. Preachers chair, pass 25lbs with overhead press and repeat adding a 45lbs.  One BTTW and pass the 25lbs down one way.
Mary: Heel taps, Touch the sky, Squat hold cause Banana Seat is a time Nazi.
Announcements: Even the Odds on Friday at Sheepdog, F3 Christmas party sign-up
T-Claps (Recognition): Buttermilk for coming back out after 6 months and ECing.
Prayer: Thankful for F3!