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Chuck Norris Beard Chatter

FNGs:

N/A

Warm Up:

  • Frankenstine’s
  • Hilly Billys
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Maracin Night Clubs
  • Mtn Climbers

The Workout:

Grabbed Coupons (x5)

  • Front Squat
  • Hop Overs
  • Goblets
  • Feet in block LBC’s
  • Take a lap

Mary:

Popcorn Mary

Announcements:

Travis Manion Foundation trash pick up this Sunday. Reach out to Breach for more info and check Slack for the details.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Fram gave T-claps to Gizmo for being a solid F3 member and going to other chapters here in the Wake County surrounding area.

Prayer:

Unspoken’s

Sally start to finish

8 PAX out for a moist 65 degree gloomy morning. Couple of missed HC’s but still a couple new faces. We started with a Sally song and ended with a Sally song.

Mosey down to circle for warm up while listening to Long Tall Sally
GM
Air squared
Imperial squat walkers
Mtn climbers
Merkins

Track – Indian run w/ exercises every 200M
1. Ranger Merkin toe tap – go down for a push up then come up and touch opposite foot x10 IC
2. Deep Squats x20
3. Merkin and up like a burpee but keep hands down and the back out x10 IC
4. Shoulder taps x20
2 laps

Ramp
Crawl bear up ramp
At top grab some short wall
Irkins, box jumps, dirkens x15 each
Mosey to stairs
Calf raises on each step x5 (16 sets)
Grab tall wall
Wall sits 10 count each PAX
BTTW 10 ct each

Mosey to bball court
Broad jump burpee across bball court
10x Turkish getups
Broad jump burpee back
Indian run back to flag

Mary
Sally (Moby)
Side dips
Stretching

Murder Bunny 7’s at Purple Cobra

9 PAX at Purple Cobra for something new and stupid.

Warm up down to road and back with multiple exercises

Take blocks to baseball field
Partner up
Alternating partners around bases with wheelbarrow.
Hallelujah wall sits
Then Lt Dan and broad jumps around bases
Alternating shoulder tap BTTW

Take blocks to grass
Murder bunny 7’s
Ground pounders & block squats
7 MBs
Return blocks

“Santa Claus is coming to town”
SSH and burpees (24)

Mary
Butterfly ups
Pretzel
Freddy Mercury’s
Out and ups
Pickle pounders

HIIT circuit at Prison Yard

7 PAX showed up to the Yard for a circuit beatdown.

Quick warm up
SSH
Arm circles
Imperial squat walkers

Groups of 2
3 stations – 2:15 on 0:45 off, 4 rds at each
Total time at each station then rotate is 12 mins

1. Ladder burpee increase – 1 burpee, ladder, 2 burpees, ladder, 3, L, 4, L, 5 (change ladder movement each rd)
2. 150 single under jump rope, 30 merkins
3. TRX bands and a kB – 4 exercises (curls, tris, deep squats, knee tucks)

No time for Mary

Pigskin Practice

6 HIM showed up for some chilly football practice. 19 degrees but it’s a Monday so let’s get the week started.

Lap around clubworx gym
Warm up
GM
SSH
Windmills
Chilly jacks

Pass the peel – Indian run around track with football toss overhead. When it gets to the back, run to front and start over. If someone drops the ball, 1 Turkish getup. 2 laps total. Combine drops for burpees. We had 6 total.

Football drills in lower field
Left/right while chopping. Up/downs on hit.
Ladder shuffle drills 6 times through

Grab a rock
Partner up, similar speed
Devin Hesters – one person takes off sprinting with the rock, P2 does 1 burpee then try’s to catch them. Switch, R&R twice

Tables – dips, irkins, box jumps
reps of 15, 12, 10

Mary on tennis court – popcorn style

Hairy bags and flopping bittys

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH,GM’s, Frankenstein, Daisy Pickers, Micheal Phelps

The Workout:

Round 1:60/80lbs sandbags (clean and press) stacked sets, 25lbs KB (single leg deadlift) Weighted 50lb SB drag/pull, 80lbs sandball (clean and bench press), Big Tire flip, Timer was tire carry. 

Round 2. 60/80lbs same, 25lb kettle bell same, Bear Crawl drag with 50lbs SB, Big Tire flip, 80lbs SB layflat put on chest and stand to feet. Tire carry was timer. 

Round 3. 60/80lbs Stacked Squats, Med ball press, Big Tire Jumps, Tire timers, Bear Crawl drag with 50lbs.  Pain Stick OH heel taps,

 Mary: It was horrible and hard. 

Announcements:  Sheepdog parking to change. Sign up to Q. 

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer: H1N1 Son (knee/transmission), B.S. healthy, Rubic’s M. 

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Giving 110% for Kenny

FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Daisy pickers, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Willie Mays Hayes

The Workout: Thing 1: Four Corners
different exercises at each corner
– merkins
– squats
– mountain climbers
– WWIIs
Idea was to do 10 count first round, then 20, then 30 and then step it back down. Finkle suggested we do two rounds of 20 so we could get an even 100, and YHC was happy to oblige. Then Banana Seat said that we give 110%, so YHC had the idea to take on one more round of 10 counts for a solid 110!

Thing 2: People’s Chair, 10 count down the line / dips 20 count. Repeated for a total of 2 rounds.

Mary: popcorn Mary

Prayer: Finkle’s brother-in-law, Rico looking for housing

Passing the Baton

Probably close to two years ago Fonzie and I took over as site Q’s at Possum Trot.  As one of our favorite AOs it was fun to keep it running, Qing as much as we could, and making sure things went smoothly.  Over time, and with injury, we lapsed in our duty.  It became evident that new leadership was needed so we reached out to local PAX to find potential candidates.  After a lot of searching two stepped forward, almost at the same time.  Both Stovepipe and Rubiks wanted to help lead South Wake’s original AO and felt up to the task.  YHC picked up the Q for the day and asked the two of them to be there for the official hand off.  All in all, 11 other men joined the three of us for a beatdown and the official handoff of the site.  

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x27 IC (that was the temperature when I looked when I woke up)

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 IC forward and reverse

The Workout:

We started at the back corner, by the rock pile, to begin a four corners workout.  Each corner would be some sort of leg or ab workout with the exception of the first because I finally feel like I can lift a (small) rock.  

Curls for the girls x10 IC

Tris for the guys x10 IC

Rut Rows x10 IC

Chest press x10 IC

We then did a backwards mosey to the next corner, by where the parking lot met the road.  

No Surrender x10 IC

Bobby Hurley x10 IC

Star Jumps x10 IC

We then proceeded to the next corner, on the other side of the tennis courts.  We made our way there via Walk like an Egyptian.  This is a lunge walk Indian Run where everyone steps in to a lunge while the guy at the back lunge walks to the front of the line.  Once they get there everyone steps in to a lunge with the other leg while the next guy goes.  This got a little unruly at times and, honestly, took way longer than I thought but all the complaining really fed my soul.  

The next corner was abs.  We did an LBC cycle

LBC x10 IC

Reverse LBC x10 IC

Side LBC x10 IC each side.  

We did a rinse and repeat and then did a slow mosey to the next corner for some squat rounds

Squats x10 IC

Wide squat x10 IC

Feet together squat x10 IC

Two rounds of that as well and then it was a duck walk back to the rocks to do another round of what we had done before. After that we returned our rocks and went to the tennis courts.  We started with a set of calf raises.  After that, there was a lot of mumble chatter which made YCH feel like he hadn’t worked everyone hard enough so we went in to a round of suicides across the width of of the court.

Mary:

American Hammers x16 IC

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC each side

Box cutters x16 IC

Announcements: 

Prayer outreach with Rubiks down town Raleigh at 7:00pm

Prayer:

Bleeder recovering from surgery

 

Always an honor to lead and it has been an absolute privilege  to have led this AO.  I look forward to what new leadership will do.  

 

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

FNGs: Zero

Warm Up: Side Straddle Hop, Good Mornings, Windmills, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles

Bondo with the good call for a count off before we Moseyed to the Parking Deck! Thanks Bondo!

The Workout:

PAX planked whenever the poem was being read and they were not performing another exercise.

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through downtown

Not a sad clown was stirring, only the PAX.

The burpees  (10 oyo) were finished in the parking lot with care

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be here

The PAX were planking all cold on the ground

While visions of 20 monkey humpers danced all around

And Cancun with his stinky gloves, and Abe in his cap

Had just settled down with the PAX to do 20 plank jacks.

When out on the grass, there rose such a clatter

The PAX sprang from their plank to see what was the matter.

Away to the other side (across the parking deck – touch the wall and return) we flew like a flash

Sprinting vigorously, we completed the dash.

The concrete at the feet of the of winded PAX

Gave the luster of 20 in cadence smurf jacks

When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,

But Stickers and 8 tiny exercises so near.

A little old Q, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment, this must be a trick.

More rapid than eagles his courses they came,

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now Little Baby Crunches (ICx10), now Mountain Climbers (ICx10), now Squats (ICx10), now 10 OYO Burpees

On Merkins (ICx10), on Side Straddle Hops (ICx10), on Lunges (ICx10), on Side Lunges (10 each leg)

To the end of the parking deck, to the base of the wall

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! (sprint back to other end – touch wall and return)

So up to the other end the PAX they flew

With a sleigh full of toys and Stickers, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the ground

The sound of feet as more mountain climbers (ICx10) came ‘round.

As we drew in our hand, and did 10 Merkins

Down the slide Stickers came with a bound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot,

His clothes were all tarnished, in sweat and dirt.

A bundle of toys, he had brought on his back

He looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples how merry.

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

And the beard of his chin was gone, oh no!

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath

He had a broad face and a little round belly

That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was lean and mean, a right jolly old creature

And everyone laughed when they saw him,

he had the weirdest of features.

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon let me know, we had nothing to Dredd.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to work.

Laying out presents, then he turned with a jerk.

And laying a finger on his nose,

Giving a nod, up the slide he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight

DO 20 OYO Burpees YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT!

Mosey to Ampitheater to open a present!

But wait, what’s this?! Santa left us a present?? 

We opened the present and found a Tea Party Set: 10-20-30-40  (Perform 10 Dirkins, 20 Irkins, 30 Dips, 40 Step Ups)

We wrapped with the Little Merkin Boy at the end. (PAX Plank, while we Play Bing Crosby’s Little Drummer Boy and every time we get parump-a-pum-pum – do a merkin)

Mary: Homer to Marge, Box Cutters, Heel Taps, Supermans, Low Slow Flutter, WWIIs followed by stretching to close us out

Announcements: Backblasts are a big part of F3, and a help to fellow PAX looking for ideas or to see if an AO is active. Downtown Train closed for Christmas next week. Banana Seat with Purple Cobra Q tomorrow. 3Alarm Christmas party tomorrow at 6pm at his house. Reach out to PAX you haven’t seen in a while, check in and see how they’re doing.

T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice wedding anniversary today! Welcome back to the gloom, Kosher! 

Prayer: Sick and injured PAX, Bondo’s brother Jimmy hospitalized battling COVID.

Disney BD

Cupcakes and Cinders

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Grab some Cindy’s, Mosey to the soccer field, SSH, Frankenstein, IPW, Hillbillies, Good Morning.

The Workout:

Set 1: OH press/ Curls / Farmer March/Murder Bunnies/Squat (12 Reps each) 2 pax rotate through on SB burpees 5 each bag.

Set 2: Front raise/Triceps/Cindy Lou Who’s/Reverse Murder Bunnies/Lunges (12 Reps) same SB burpee rotation 

Set 3: Rut Rows/Curls/3 Little Bears/OH Squat (12 Reps) same SB burpee rotation 

Mary: (All done with block) 1.  WW3’s (12 reps)  2. Toe Touches R/M/L = 1 Rep (12 Reps) 3. American Hammers 12 rep I/C

Announcements: Davis XMAS Party

T-Claps: F3 as a whole, Made me weepy with kind words and sang Happy Birthday:

Prayer: BS kidney stone, Cupid holiday travels, Unspoken