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“The one Q to Q them all…” – Paradise City 6/22/2026

8 HIM ran + rolled the dice all over Ting. 🏃‍♂️🎲

We were serenaded by owls and danced with cockroaches as we poured sweat under a beautiful sunrise. A well-earned OYO stretching and sharing of our F3 name history to end before 2nd F Coffeeteria. ☕

There’s no one I’d rather sweat with. Thanks for seeing me across the finish the line
batboy LED @FullCount FRAM Sardine Best in Show Flip Phone

Q em All complete.

My best takeaway was getting to know a lot of you outside of the Fuquay Mafia that I never get to see. It’s really been a pleasure and I’m thankful for this community that pushes me to steward my body well.
Get out there and fill in that Q sheet!

How’d we end up here?

FNGs: N/A

 

Warm Up: SSH, GM

 

The Workout: 3 HIMs showed up to R4J to do a light 3.5M route through Bridgewater and Windcrest. However the Q got turned around and it turned into a tour of Holly Springs and a rough intro to Crossway Ln for 5.5

 

Mary: No time left

 

Announcements: N/A

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  N/A

 

Prayer:  Health for PAX and Family, accountability.

Running up that hill

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good morning, mtn climbers, sir fazio, merkins, prisoner squats, willy mays hays

The Workout: hill repeats on Ole Red

5 burpees at the top

10 patty cake merkins at the bottom

stop at bench halfway back up hill for 15 freddy mercury

repeat for 3 rounds

round 2 we increased to 2o patty cake merkins and round 3 switched to 15 broke back merkins

Mary: 10 mins core 45 seconds / 10 rest for 2 rounds of lbcs, low slow flutter, box cutters, meat gazers and home to marge

Announcements: volunteer event 06/12 to mulch for HS. Run for the Quay this weekend. 

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: speedy recovery for Fram’s father Norm

Sweatin’ 4 the John

8 PAX dripped their way through Holly Springs. Not a single John was found 🚽

Well done! Bleeder Wild Turkey batboy Downrange Pikachu Dumbo M4LIFE

No cobra, but there was a turtle!

7 HIM for some several round of rocks, then some stretching and Mary. 

STANDARDS for AO’s (Even UFO)

FNG: Doogie!  Welcome

Warm-up: 5:15am sharp (SSH, Good Mornings, WMH, SFAC)

About the time we were doing GM’s and WMH…over 10 PAX were walking into the Warm-up circle.  YHC noticed a lack of urgency for being late.  We continued with the Mission Statement (3 burpee penalty) Tried again with the Mission Statement (3 burpee penalty). Core values 100% (no penalty) About this time based on the honor system of those that walked up late we did a raise of hands and counted by 5 per person late. Late to ME Burpee penalty administered by Q = 55.  Total Burpee Penalty for Standard infraction = 61. (Could be a horrible F3 record to keep)

Hence the PAX were warmed up for a 4 team split.  3 Merkins on the drop and 2 squats on the drop.  2 point scored if inside the goalie box. Lots of great catches, throws, hustle and knockdowns across the board!

Announcements: Q’em all challenge (QAC), Ruck sack for sale to raise money for QAC, Memorial Day Murph (Banana Seat), If your late to an AO…don’t walk.

T-Clapps:

Prayer: Family lost son in car accident (Breach) and strangers need prayer as all humans are dealing with fear and loss.

The Good 😊 and The Bad 😞 at R4TJ

R4TJ was full of surprises this morning – some good and some bad

@Downrange recruited for EC and nabbed YHC and @Sardine for 3 miles :neutral_face:

On the backside of EC we saw @Wild Turkey driving towards Ting :blush:

We also ran past @Yogurt on his solo slushie birthday EC :smiley: :birthday:

@Sardine had to boogie early so we missed him for ME 😥

When arrived at Ting @batboy was there! :blush:

We realized no one had joined for a Ruck or a 3 mile run :sob:

After running EC, YHC realized his 6+ mile route may have been a bad idea :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

We passed @Emeril running near his CrossFit gym :smiley:

YHC called an audible to reduce his 6+ mile route to a 5 mile route :face_exhaling: 😥
The PAX all decided to support me and come along on the shorter route :smiley::fist-bump:

YHC initiated a conversation about a podcast involving “Unauthorized Evacs” :poop1:

@Downrange @Wild Turkey @batboy and @U.T.I. completed the modified ME :partying_face:

Purple Cobra Tabata

4 Purple Cobras trudged their way through a fun-filled Tabata workout that involved strength, cardio, and core workouts. It was tough, but much like the Pens 🐧, these guys don’t give up.

Great introduction to Purple Cobra’s AO! Well done! Bondo Pumpkin Spice batboy

Rock-A-Billy Luck of the Draw at Crazy Ivan

Warm Up: 

  • yogging, good mornings, windmills, sir fazios

The Workout:

Go around the Circle drawing cards from a mishmash of decks I’ve accumulated for workouts.  Not sure if I have ’em all or how many I have.  I dont actually remember the workouts assigned to each suit so this backblast is representative of the Winky I placed on the ground next to the deck.  As a suit is repeated, switch to the alternate workout assigned to each suit.

♠️ Swings \ Around the World
♥️ Rows \ Thrusters
♣️ Goblet Squats \ Figure 8s
♦️ Tricep Extensions \ Overhead Press
🤡 5 Burpees!!!

 

Mary: We went straight through to the end

Announcements:

  • Q ’em all!
  • Run the Quay is not this weekend
  • SpringFest is Saturday 10-4, we do not have a tent but great 2nd F opportunity

Prayer– 16’s Mom, UTIs Dad, Firefly

GameTime

Warm Up: Good mornings, Windmills, Fazio arm circles, Seal claps, Micheal Phelps

The Workout: On the concrete bench performed Erkins, Dips, and Step ups in cadence count of 10,10,20.

Traveled to parking lot and played a game of Flip UNO. Each pack in plank choosing card and performing the amount of merkins on the card. Repeated around circle til deck was through. Game two awarded squats (Thunder squats for Best in Show) per turn and game three SSH. Dumbo ended up with the luck of drawing the highest cards and of course M4L the lowest cards.

All paxs did the exercise on wild cards.

Mosey to soft practice tee and knocked out the core challenge.

Mary: Mosey to soft practice tee and knocked out the core challenge.

Announcements: Manion WOD coming up. Dads camp info is coming out soon. Received slack message this morning leaving Purple Cobra. Kids are getting older and there is an age limit so get them out there!!!!

Prayer: Churham pax son and their grief, injured paxs