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Shiver Me Timbers

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Ahoy, ye scallywags! Five seasoned swashbucklers arrived at Mutiny at the crack o’ dawn, keen on an early morning quest fer shiny loot. We followed the faded parchment map and successfully unearthed the hidden booty!

Workout Overview

  • AO: Mutiny (Honeycutt Park)

  • Style: Boot Camp (45 Minutes)

  • Equipment: Bring your own “coupon” (cinder block or heavy rock from the woodline)

1.The Warm-A-Rama:

Mosey a lap around the park to wake up the legs

  • Side Straddle Hops (SSH)

  • Imperial Walkers

  • Hillbillies

  • Frankensteins

2.Thang 1: The Court Grinder:

Mosey over to the courts. This is a stacker-style challenge across the corners:

  • Corner 1: 10 Stack ’em Merkins

  • Corner 2: 10 Merkins + 20 Stack ’em Squats

  • Corner 3: 10 Merkins + 20 Squats + 30 Stack ’em Crab Cakes

  • Corner 4: 10 Merkins + 20 Squats + 30 Crabby Patties + 40 Stack ’em Jump Squats

3.Thang 2: Coupon Dora 1-2-3:

Pair up, run to the drainage ditch where the rocks are, and dig through the weeds to get a rock for each person. Head to the dead end that juts out from the traffic circle. While Partner 1 completes reps using the rock, Partner 2 John Cusacks or rifle-carries a smaller rock around the circle and back. Switch off until the team hits the total reps:

  • 100 American Hammers IC

  • 200 Weighted Lunges 

  • 300 Overhead press

 

Mary:  Not alot of time left so we touched our toes.

 

Prayers:  Rico asked for prayers related to upcoming legal decisions.  

 

Announcements:  Sombrero working on a new date for volunteering with Holly Springs

Murder Bunnies and Backward walks

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FNGs: na Warm Up:side straddle hops, hillbillies imperial walkers, Daisy, pickers Willie maize, haze and penalty Burpee‘s for a late arrival

The Workout: eight Pax fished coupons out of the tree and John Cusacked them to the field. After rotating between backward walks, Merkins and squats, the PAX moved via murder bunnies back-and-forth on the field sprinkling in ground pounders, goblet squats, merkins on your bunny rut rows and dead lifts. UTI destroyed his bunny early – he may have aggressively exercised it.  The PAX then returned their bunnies to the tree and then moseyed to the outhouse where Preacher‘s chair and balls, the wall were counted off by all PAX. Mary:

L sits with count downs, low slow flutter Homer to marge and pickle pounders

Announcements:F3 dads is this Saturday 9 o’clock at Womble bring your kids!

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Patience, obedience and discipline

Murph 2026

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16 HIM for Murph 2026
We met at Herbert Akins MS track where newly built pull up bars were available.
0550 warm ups
0558 Breach speech about Stg. Murphy
0600 Pledge then go time

1 mile
100 pull ups: modify with bands or sand bag rows
200 push ups aka merkins
300 squats
1 mile

The showers started just as the last man finished.

Strong work by all. It was a privilege to lead this years Murph.

BS out!

The Q Makes The Rules

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32 PAX took the field and immediately felt the difference—this wasn’t standard Ultimate, it was controlled chaos with purpose. With three scoring zones per team, the game forced constant decision-making: grind for the safe 1-point end zone, thread a tight throw into the 2-point bonus box, or take a high-risk shot at the 3-point corner. Early on, teams played conservative, but as momentum shifted, players started stretching the field, launching deep shots and cutting aggressively to the corners.

Communication became everything—sidelines were loud, calling out zone opportunities and defensive switches as handlers scanned for mismatches. By the midpoint, legs were heavy but intensity stayed high, with several clutch 3-point conversions swinging the score dramatically. What stood out most was the adaptability—guys adjusted on the fly, spacing improved, and trust in throws grew as the game went on. In the end, it wasn’t just about athleticism; it was about awareness, timing, and taking calculated risks under pressure, and every player walked off knowing they’d been part of something fast, competitive, and a step above the usual pickup run.

The game was a close one but the score keeping team prevailed. 

Sitting by the Toilet

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6 PAX joined the virgin YHC for some running and other exercises at various corners along the parking lot route…and more importantly, ending it all with stretching. 3 PAX broke off for longer distances and rejoined for COT. 

Getting Lucky at Prison Yard

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There was a whole Conjucal Visit joke on the pre-blast linked to U.T.I. being the Q…  very childish stuff designed for attention 😀

It happens to be St. Patrick’s Day so “Getting Lucky” seemed to be an appropriate title.

Warm Up:  Willy Mays Haze, SSH, Good Mornings, Mozy around the parking lot, Fazio Arm Circles, Frankensteins

The Workout: 

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

Mary: No Time for Mary

Announcements:

  • Q ’em all!
  • Check in with Breach on the Ruck/Race Series
  • Travis Manion WOD coming soon.

Prayer– Silence this morning, unspoken prayers

Did that runner finally speak to us?!

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FNG: Notta
W-up – various

Mission and core

Get medium sized rock

String of pearls with rocks and stack’em sets.

Thang 1:

Sting of pearls with rocks:

Sequence was:

Run /GP, run- Lumberjacks/GP, run – WMH/LJ/GP, run- Curls 4 Gurls,Triceps/WMH/LJ/GP. Return trip with down stack all reps of 10.

Thang 2:

String of pearls no rocks:

Exercises that we stacked 10 reps each:

Merkin,Squat, hallelujah, Star V-ups, Burpees.

Announcements: Q’em all challenge, get Kotters out

T-claps: UTI for Mumblechatter on EC

Prayer: Pumpkin Spice and his M helping with guy named Brett and his mental health. Reach out to guys you haven’t talked to or seen. Unspoken.

Chilly and Breezy at UFO

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FNGs: Welcome FNG “Hi-YAH”

Warm Up: SSH IC and stretching

The Workout: 60 minutes of Ulimate Frisbee with ascending burpees on the score.

Mary: None

Announcements: Q-em All Challenge and Triple Ruck Series for Holly Springs races in 2026 with Breach.

T-Claps (Recognition): The guys who helped the Hope Closet over the weekend.

Prayer: Ausfart’s wife and our military in the middle east. 

You Can’t Spell Cletus…

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FNGs: NONE

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Windmills, Franks, Sir Fazios, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Willy Mays Haze

The Workout: Partner Up and Execute a MURPH with the time allowed.  Partner 1 ran the .5 mile loop around the soccer fields while partner 2 executed the Pullups, Merkins, and Squats.  As the .5 mile loop completes the partners switch.  The goal was to complete 100 pullups, 200 merkins, and 300 squats as a team.  All teams met that goal!

Mary: Freddie Mercs, Supermans, WW2s, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge (it is almost Valentines Day after all)

Announcements:

  • Check the 3rd F channel for some opportunities to give back
  • 2ndF2ndFriday Lunch today

Prayer:  Prayers for the sick/injured PAX and for those recent celebs with public cancer fights.  Reminder for all men to stay on top of their screenings, even the uncomfortable ones.

Mustang Mosey

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Warm Up: SSH, GM, Frankenstein’s,

The Workout: Moseyed to hills, Did 6’s, Merkins at bottom, Jump squats at top, with reverse run up hill as travel mode. To Mustang alley we went and at each red mustang a squat incrementing as we encountered them (up to 18) and 5 SSH at the black mustangs. Moseyed back to starting point.  Using agility ladder did several versions of foot work and shoulder work. 10-12 versions with 2 rounds each. 

Mary: Hello Dollys, LBC, reverse LBC, leg raises, Homer to Marge, Heel taps, Pickle pounders and plank circle passing BBall around the circle.

Announcements: Q challenge

Prayer: Pax health.