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The Q Makes The Rules

32 PAX took the field and immediately felt the difference—this wasn’t standard Ultimate, it was controlled chaos with purpose. With three scoring zones per team, the game forced constant decision-making: grind for the safe 1-point end zone, thread a tight throw into the 2-point bonus box, or take a high-risk shot at the 3-point corner. Early on, teams played conservative, but as momentum shifted, players started stretching the field, launching deep shots and cutting aggressively to the corners.

Communication became everything—sidelines were loud, calling out zone opportunities and defensive switches as handlers scanned for mismatches. By the midpoint, legs were heavy but intensity stayed high, with several clutch 3-point conversions swinging the score dramatically. What stood out most was the adaptability—guys adjusted on the fly, spacing improved, and trust in throws grew as the game went on. In the end, it wasn’t just about athleticism; it was about awareness, timing, and taking calculated risks under pressure, and every player walked off knowing they’d been part of something fast, competitive, and a step above the usual pickup run.

The game was a close one but the score keeping team prevailed. 

Sitting by the Toilet

6 PAX joined the virgin YHC for some running and other exercises at various corners along the parking lot route…and more importantly, ending it all with stretching. 3 PAX broke off for longer distances and rejoined for COT. 

Getting Lucky at Prison Yard

There was a whole Conjucal Visit joke on the pre-blast linked to U.T.I. being the Q…  very childish stuff designed for attention 😀

It happens to be St. Patrick’s Day so “Getting Lucky” seemed to be an appropriate title.

Warm Up:  Willy Mays Haze, SSH, Good Mornings, Mozy around the parking lot, Fazio Arm Circles, Frankensteins

The Workout: 

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

Mary: No Time for Mary

Announcements:

  • Q ’em all!
  • Check in with Breach on the Ruck/Race Series
  • Travis Manion WOD coming soon.

Prayer– Silence this morning, unspoken prayers

Did that runner finally speak to us?!

FNG: Notta
W-up – various

Mission and core

Get medium sized rock

String of pearls with rocks and stack’em sets.

Thang 1:

Sting of pearls with rocks:

Sequence was:

Run /GP, run- Lumberjacks/GP, run – WMH/LJ/GP, run- Curls 4 Gurls,Triceps/WMH/LJ/GP. Return trip with down stack all reps of 10.

Thang 2:

String of pearls no rocks:

Exercises that we stacked 10 reps each:

Merkin,Squat, hallelujah, Star V-ups, Burpees.

Announcements: Q’em all challenge, get Kotters out

T-claps: UTI for Mumblechatter on EC

Prayer: Pumpkin Spice and his M helping with guy named Brett and his mental health. Reach out to guys you haven’t talked to or seen. Unspoken.

Chilly and Breezy at UFO

FNGs: Welcome FNG “Hi-YAH”

Warm Up: SSH IC and stretching

The Workout: 60 minutes of Ulimate Frisbee with ascending burpees on the score.

Mary: None

Announcements: Q-em All Challenge and Triple Ruck Series for Holly Springs races in 2026 with Breach.

T-Claps (Recognition): The guys who helped the Hope Closet over the weekend.

Prayer: Ausfart’s wife and our military in the middle east. 

You Can’t Spell Cletus…

FNGs: NONE

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Windmills, Franks, Sir Fazios, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Willy Mays Haze

The Workout: Partner Up and Execute a MURPH with the time allowed.  Partner 1 ran the .5 mile loop around the soccer fields while partner 2 executed the Pullups, Merkins, and Squats.  As the .5 mile loop completes the partners switch.  The goal was to complete 100 pullups, 200 merkins, and 300 squats as a team.  All teams met that goal!

Mary: Freddie Mercs, Supermans, WW2s, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge (it is almost Valentines Day after all)

Announcements:

  • Check the 3rd F channel for some opportunities to give back
  • 2ndF2ndFriday Lunch today

Prayer:  Prayers for the sick/injured PAX and for those recent celebs with public cancer fights.  Reminder for all men to stay on top of their screenings, even the uncomfortable ones.

Mustang Mosey

Warm Up: SSH, GM, Frankenstein’s,

The Workout: Moseyed to hills, Did 6’s, Merkins at bottom, Jump squats at top, with reverse run up hill as travel mode. To Mustang alley we went and at each red mustang a squat incrementing as we encountered them (up to 18) and 5 SSH at the black mustangs. Moseyed back to starting point.  Using agility ladder did several versions of foot work and shoulder work. 10-12 versions with 2 rounds each. 

Mary: Hello Dollys, LBC, reverse LBC, leg raises, Homer to Marge, Heel taps, Pickle pounders and plank circle passing BBall around the circle.

Announcements: Q challenge

Prayer: Pax health.

Different in a Good Way

Better Late Than Never – Cletus Backblast January 23, 2026

“Different In A Good Way” Five men strengthened our legs. 

Warm Up: Dynamic warmup leg swings (f/b and l/r).

The Workout: Found our quads when we dug in our heels on step ups and squats. We found the sledding hills of Womble and enjoyed monkey humpers, merkins, mountain climbers, and one-legged  squats.

Mary: Finished with 1970s yoga. Everyone learned something today! Legs and prep for pending ice storm. Be prepared!

Announcements: Accept the F3Southwake Q’Em All Challenge. Use the same spreadsheet for your own accountability

Prayer: Safety in the pending “ice storm” (that never happened LOL)

Dumbo does Disney

FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, short mosey to Community Center for Good Mornings, stretching, arm circles

The Workout: Abe for a solo ruck.

3 sets of balls to the wall and preachers chair behind the school.  Dips and irkins by the football field. Jack Webb next to the baseball field . Various core exercises between trips down to the Abyss. Mosey back to the flag for Pledge of Allegiance.

Mary: incorporated into last routine

Announcements: Q sheet needs attention

T-Claps (Recognition): 

Prayer: Abe’s heart condition, Best in Show recovery, Kosher’s Dad, Banana Seat’s mother, sick PAX

Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

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That smell

FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, daisy pickers, Willy Mays hays, Sir Fazio arm circles, chinooks, mountain climbers

The Workout: 

Thing 1- PAX form two lines, each line possessed two soccer balls. At a jogging pace, the balls were thrown overhead to the pax behind, once at the back of the line that person sprints to the front to start the cycle again. Drops meant all pax stopped and performed 5 squats. ~1/2 mile loop around the park completed. We did a lot of squats.

Thing 2- Medium sized rocks were obtained and we made our way to the picnic shelter. Pax paired up for a music-based AMRAP/Dora style workout- one partner completed AMRAP exercises while the other partner cusacked their rock up a small hill and around a loop. When the song changed, the exercise changed (tricep extension, step ups, erkins, bicep curls). Skynyrd set the tone, and my free version of Spotify (like Lebron) blessed us with zero ads during the workout. Shoutout free Spotify. 

All pax participated in an extended wall sit for the duration of Saturday Night Special. Some pax held out for the whole time, others gave it a break… something about running plans for the weekend. Near the end of the first verse a thicc odor spread like the plague from an unnamed pax, driving others to seek refuge elsewhere in the shelter. Pax were unpleased by the aroma, Q was unpleased because it didn’t happen during “That Smell”. 

Mary: American hammer, WW1, plank hold

Announcements: 3rd F opportunities on Slack, fence painting with the town, Men’s night at local church

T-Claps (Recognition): Turkey and Nickelback both have kids graduating college

Prayer: Bobby B’s family member undergoing heart procedures, UTIs family member with a scary diagnosis.Â