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The Nessssssssst 3.21.23

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EC: @Finkle, @U.T.I., @Lipstick

PAX: @Sprinkler, @Finkle, @U.T.I., @Lipstick, @Pumps, @Double D

Warm-up: Quick Mosey around the park sidewalk and came back for some Good Mornings, Mountain Climbers, Hillbillies, Downward Dog, and Sir Fazio’s.

Event 1: Navy Seals – tried a new event that YHC has been dreaming up in my spare time.  This was a 20 count seal clap, 20 count overhead clap, 10 merkins, and 30 second plank hold at one end of the parking lot.  Then mosey to the other end John Cusack style and R/R.  We did 4 rounds and it was exciting.  It would be good to switch out merkins with Balls to the Wall or another arm exercise.

Event 2: @Pumps complained that his legs were cold and like yah, it’s 29 degrees outside and you’re wearing shorts bro…  So we did 11’s.  Squats at one end and lunges at the other.

Event 3: @Sprinkler asked a wonderful question of when does the workout begin so I decided to go for the trifecta and we did typewriters down the block wall.  That’s another @Finkle specialty with 10 dips and flip over to do 10 Irkins and repeat all the way down the wall.

Mary: @Pumps again was begging for the sneak peak.  Another signature @Finkle move which is a wide up and out step in place giving those around a sneak peak of the “package.”  And to end this perfect workout with perfect weather on a perfect morning we had to pair the sneak peak with some Meat Gazers.  @Lipstick was especially fond of this one…for some unknown reason.

Prayer Requests: @U.T.I.’s m-in-law needing a kidney transplant, @Gamecock is sick.

 

Waldo

Where is Waldo?

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EC:  Emeril, TomTom, UTI et al

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: pffffft. we show up ready to go at the John.

The Workout:  Standard 5 mile route – The Grinch

Mary:  Short on time

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition): Skidmark for feeling good enough to run!

Prayer:  UTI mother in law, UTI family friend, all PAX to remain healthy, unspoken.

Skidmark took us out. Always an honor to lead

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☠︎ Chrome Dumpster Beatdown ☣︎

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Temp was good for a solid beat down! I showed up 2 mins early but only because it’s my Q 🤣 and I knew Breach would give me shit if I was late for my own Q. Respectfully so 🤘. U.T.I. was right on time but had to put his shoes on when he got to Disney so naturally when he joined the warm up circle we all did 5 burpees to honor his lateness. During transition from the wall to the next exercise we stopped and did some LBC’s per usual conversation struck up and some U.T.I. miss heard an old military slang term from Breach as “Chrome Dumpster” 😆. We all had a good laugh and it was the word of the day at 2nd F @ Duncan Donuts.

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

  • SSH | Good mornings | Sir Fazio’s – circles front and back, over head claps & seal claps | Mtn. Climbers (x15)

The Workout:

  • took it to the stairs for some 10 x 10’s exercise at the bottom and another at the top (3 rounds)
  • Grabbed :coupon:’s and took it to the soccer field for some interval circuits = front squat :coupon: | frog jump + crawl backs | shoulder press :coupon: | high knees (4) to squat jump (x5) (3 rounds)
  • Wall sits, Erkins, Derkins & Dips (x10)

Mary:

  • homer to marge | pickle pounders | popcorn mary after that

Announcements: Working on getting a list and map of all the A.E.D.’s in the area.

Prayer: Bondo’s Son | Best in Shows Mother in Law | U.T.I.’s Mother in Law

New AO: Ultimate Frisbee at Ting: U.F.O. (25 PAX)

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FNGs:  none
Warm Up:  Grateful for Yogurt leading us with SSH, Frankensteins, etc
The Workout:  12 v 13 Ultimate. Drops resulted in merkins, squats, SSH…

Scores resulted in burpees, LBCs, star jumps…

Some very nice plays on the pitch!  Well done.

Mary:  static stretches OYO
Announcements:

PAX in attendance helped Gump and YHC name this AO;  we offered up three choices with an honorable mention:

Choices:  Paradise Lost, Paradise Gained, U.F.O. & Elenor Frisbee (although a nice recommendation from the crowd – Vicious Discus).   Not sure if the PAX were thrilled with our top 4.  Regardless, U.F.O. was a near unanimous vote.  Questions asked what it stood for? – – – so many recommendations & examples from the PAX – some not permitted in this PG space.

Going forward, each Q will determine the abbreviation.  Let’s have some FUN with it.

Tues nights with 3 Alarm – come out and support another new official AO (great work Wild Turkey, Yogurt, Moose…).
Tea Time tonight

Change of Command:  Nantan – Thank you Pikachu!  Welcome Breach!

 

Q-School next Sunday at 1400.  See Banana Seat.

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who came out this AM

Prayer:  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

His stride is 3x longer than mine…

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FNGs: none, but we did have two visitors. Mr. Woodchuck from Jacksonville, FL (Full House’s brother) and McFly from TN.

Warm Up:

SSH x 20 IC, Good mornings x10 IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse x 10 IC, Seal Claps x 10 IC, Overhead Claps x 10 IC, mosey to other end of the lot, Hillbillies x 15 IC, Frankenstein x 10 IC, Squatted Moroccans x 15 IC

Mosey to THAT hill.

The Workout:

7s on THAT hill with squats at the bottom, sprint to top, star jumps, mosey back down

Mosey to the guard rail across from Dunkin for 3 sets of urkins, dips, and Bulgarian split squats with each leg. Did a decreasing count on each set. 20, 15, 10.

Mosey to rock pile and grab two rocks. Circle up and perform 3 sets of rock work including curls for the girls, overhead press, ruh rohs, wonderbras, flys, bus drivers, tricep extensions.

Between sets PAX went over to the wall behind the stores and completed 2 rounds of people’s chair x10 count each PAX. Also did Balls to the Wall x 5 count each PAX.

Mosey behind HT and back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: Popcorn Mary consisting of LBC, Heel Taps, American Hammers, something called Dr. W’s I think that 16-bit called – these required way too much coordination for YHC’s liking, Low Slow Flutter, out of time.

Announcements:

Moose 52/52 Murph’s for the year. Hell of an accomplishment. T-claps!

T-Claps (Recognition): Again Moose and all of the pax out on EC. Wild Turkey, UTI, Jellybeans.

Prayer: Those dealing with cancer, sickness, traveling for holidays, military and first responders.

YHC took us out. Honor to lead!

After Christmas Meal Burner

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I showed up to the parking lot ready to work off the 3 Christmas meals I tore up just hours before. U.T.I. was on his EC and Jellybeans showed up shortly after I did. It was a cold one –  temp was 18 degrees. My beard froze up a few times 🥶

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

✴️ Good mornings  x10
✴️ Empieral Walkers x15
✴️ Hill billies x15
✴️ Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10
✴️ ⛰️ climbers x15

The Workout:

✴️ 50 merkin
✴️ 100 LBC’s
✴️ 150 Lunges

Grabbed some 🪨’s:
✴️ Rock Jacks x15
✴️ Curls for the girls x15
✴️ Squats x15

Mary:

So much fun we🏃 out of time

Coupon Party @ Disney

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FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

  • good mornings
  • sir fazio arm circles
  • hillbillies
  • imperial walkers
  • burpees

The Workout:

coupon’s exercises:

  • coupon jumps
  • 💀 crushers
  • Pendulum’s
  • Standing lunges
  • curls for the 👧’s
  • Chest press

Moseys in between rounds around the soccer fields

We also hit up some:
wall sits, erkins, & dips

Mary: core beat down

Cletus Rules!

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Lots of chatter the night before Cletus. YHC was inviting everyone to come out for an old school beat down. There were a lot of PAX getting in some early miles before the main event. After 21 PAX showed it was 0530. One more came flying in making it 22 total for the AO. We had a lot of smells coming from multiple guys but we survived. Here’s what was on the menu.

Warm up
Mosey to lower lot area, circle up
Burpees x5
Seal Jacks x20 IC
Burpees x5
Bat wings x20 IC
Burpees x5
Cotton pickers x10 IC
Burpees x5

Mosey to lot near volleyball
7’s Bonnie Blair squat broad jumps
– sea star jump ups
– Curb hand release derkins

Partner carry to ball field entrance
Partner wheelbarrow and switch until reach statue

Circle around statue on six for Guantanamo

Mosey to concession stand
BTTW shoulder taps x10 IC
Wall sit hallelujahs x10 IC
R&R

Indian run 2 groups to tennis courts
Stay in groups in corners
Crab bucket corners
1 – crab cakes
2 – crab humpers
3 – crab jacks
Crab walk to each corner
X10 reps IC for all

Mary
Sally abs
Side raises
Plank hold to Chillcut hold
HAND

COT was interesting as we had a buck walk over in the parking lot. Guess he was an FNG we missed earlier.
Announcements on slack
Pikachu took us out in prayer.

Excellent turnout and strong work from the pax today. As always, it’s an honor and a pleasure to be able to lead a group of HIM.

BS out!

Not Quite As Bad As A Dirty Delete

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Pre-blast art by: DALL-E 2 with the prompt “fat purple cobra sitting next to half-eaten pumpkin pie”

FNGs: No

Lipsticks attendance was a surprise since he had HC’d and made a big deal about dirty deletes for Prison Yard… He overslept so we got him instead (yippee)

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Frankensteins, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies

The Workout:

THANG 1 – Mozy to the church lot – Stack-em-up BLIMPS

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

THANG 2 – Mozy to THAT HILL

  • 10WW2s
  • Sprint up the hill
  • 10 Star Jumps
  • Down the hill
  • Repeat 5x

Mary: Box Cutters, Ankle Grabbers, Crab Cakes

Announcements: Christmas Cookie Party – Ms and 2.0s invited

Prayer:

  • Sick PAX coming back from the holidays.
  • SoftServe, healing up after an ordeal involving his ring finger.  Also prayers for his family as they are faced with some tough decisions concerning one of their dogs.

25 Count’s for the WIN

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FNGs: N/A

Warm Up: Hillbillies, Imperial walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, & Side Startle Hop

The Workout:

Moseyed over behind Harris Teeter and grabbed some rocks:

– curls for the girls
– shoulder press
– flys

Then we did some wall sits for a 25 count 🤘🏼

Dora – 100 push-ups, 200 Crunches, 300 Squats

The 6 Indian Run

– star jumps
– push-ups x2
– monkey humpers

Mary: good mornings, pickle pounders, box cutters, boat canoe, American hammers, and I forgot the rear we were crushed 💪🏼

Announcements:

– Holly Spring CPR awareness event

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer:

– prayers for a 17 yr old girl involved in a crash and that is on critical condition in Alabama.