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After Christmas Meal Burner

I showed up to the parking lot ready to work off the 3 Christmas meals I tore up just hours before. U.T.I. was on his EC and Jellybeans showed up shortly after I did. It was a cold one –  temp was 18 degrees. My beard froze up a few times 🥶

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

✴️ Good mornings  x10
✴️ Empieral Walkers x15
✴️ Hill billies x15
✴️ Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10
✴️ ⛰️ climbers x15

The Workout:

✴️ 50 merkin
✴️ 100 LBC’s
✴️ 150 Lunges

Grabbed some 🪨’s:
✴️ Rock Jacks x15
✴️ Curls for the girls x15
✴️ Squats x15

Mary:

So much fun we🏃 out of time

Coupon Party @ Disney

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

  • good mornings
  • sir fazio arm circles
  • hillbillies
  • imperial walkers
  • burpees

The Workout:

coupon’s exercises:

  • coupon jumps
  • 💀 crushers
  • Pendulum’s
  • Standing lunges
  • curls for the 👧’s
  • Chest press

Moseys in between rounds around the soccer fields

We also hit up some:
wall sits, erkins, & dips

Mary: core beat down

Cletus Rules!

Lots of chatter the night before Cletus. YHC was inviting everyone to come out for an old school beat down. There were a lot of PAX getting in some early miles before the main event. After 21 PAX showed it was 0530. One more came flying in making it 22 total for the AO. We had a lot of smells coming from multiple guys but we survived. Here’s what was on the menu.

Warm up
Mosey to lower lot area, circle up
Burpees x5
Seal Jacks x20 IC
Burpees x5
Bat wings x20 IC
Burpees x5
Cotton pickers x10 IC
Burpees x5

Mosey to lot near volleyball
7’s Bonnie Blair squat broad jumps
– sea star jump ups
– Curb hand release derkins

Partner carry to ball field entrance
Partner wheelbarrow and switch until reach statue

Circle around statue on six for Guantanamo

Mosey to concession stand
BTTW shoulder taps x10 IC
Wall sit hallelujahs x10 IC
R&R

Indian run 2 groups to tennis courts
Stay in groups in corners
Crab bucket corners
1 – crab cakes
2 – crab humpers
3 – crab jacks
Crab walk to each corner
X10 reps IC for all

Mary
Sally abs
Side raises
Plank hold to Chillcut hold
HAND

COT was interesting as we had a buck walk over in the parking lot. Guess he was an FNG we missed earlier.
Announcements on slack
Pikachu took us out in prayer.

Excellent turnout and strong work from the pax today. As always, it’s an honor and a pleasure to be able to lead a group of HIM.

BS out!

Not Quite As Bad As A Dirty Delete

Pre-blast art by: DALL-E 2 with the prompt “fat purple cobra sitting next to half-eaten pumpkin pie”

FNGs: No

Lipsticks attendance was a surprise since he had HC’d and made a big deal about dirty deletes for Prison Yard… He overslept so we got him instead (yippee)

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Frankensteins, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies

The Workout:

THANG 1 – Mozy to the church lot – Stack-em-up BLIMPS

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start 10 SSH
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

THANG 2 – Mozy to THAT HILL

  • 10WW2s
  • Sprint up the hill
  • 10 Star Jumps
  • Down the hill
  • Repeat 5x

Mary: Box Cutters, Ankle Grabbers, Crab Cakes

Announcements: Christmas Cookie Party – Ms and 2.0s invited

Prayer:

  • Sick PAX coming back from the holidays.
  • SoftServe, healing up after an ordeal involving his ring finger.  Also prayers for his family as they are faced with some tough decisions concerning one of their dogs.

25 Count’s for the WIN

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up: Hillbillies, Imperial walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, & Side Startle Hop

The Workout:

Moseyed over behind Harris Teeter and grabbed some rocks:

– curls for the girls
– shoulder press
– flys

Then we did some wall sits for a 25 count 🤘🏼

Dora – 100 push-ups, 200 Crunches, 300 Squats

The 6 Indian Run

– star jumps
– push-ups x2
– monkey humpers

Mary: good mornings, pickle pounders, box cutters, boat canoe, American hammers, and I forgot the rear we were crushed 💪🏼

Announcements:

– Holly Spring CPR awareness event

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer:

– prayers for a 17 yr old girl involved in a crash and that is on critical condition in Alabama.

Feeling Sheepish

FNGs: Not Here

Warm Up:

  • SSH
  • Burpees for Gump
  • Good Mornings
  • Windmills 
  • Carioca
  • High Knees
  • Butt Kickers
  • Mozy to track 

The Workout:

Partner up for a DORA – 100 overhead press IC, 200 American Hammers, 300 Squats

Timer was other guy running up and down the bleachers at all stairwells

Nipplers

Mozy to half wall

Earkins, Derkins, Dips

Mary:

WW2s

Homer2Marge

Pickle Pounders

Ankle Grabbers

Prayer:

FRAMs Mother In Law

Big Dogs at Downtown Train

Just like Vince Vaughn I spent the last week out of the gloom and eating a ton.  This morning I signed up to Q as a stake in the ground to set some things right that I had knowingly wronged through illness followed by some vacation.  11 men came out in support.

FNGs: nada

Warm Up: Windmills, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Frankensteins, SSHs

The Workout:

In the parking lot next to the book return

  • 11s featuring Mountain Climbers and Burpees with sprints in between.

At the community center stage – alternating with a partner

  • Balls 2 Walls / Fast Feet 10 count in cadence 3x each
  • Preachers Chair / Fast Feet 10 count in cadence 3x each

From the bottom of Library Hill – Sprint to the top

From the round-a-bout near the flag – Sprint to the Stop Sign near the barber shop

Mary: Box Cutters, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, Ankle Grabbers, LBCs

Announcements:

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

  • Bleeder’s Daughter
  • Brexit’s Daughter
  • Bondo’s Daughter – due Nov 20
    • “Remember where you come from”

wet n wild @ Disney

Warm Up: Hilly Billys | Imperial Walkers | Sir Fazio Arm Rotations | Mtn climbers
The Workout: 3 PAX got wet n wild @ Disney

  • hill circuits with monkey humpers | star jumps | burpee ‘s
  • preachers chair | mountain climbers climbers | coupon‘s came to play

Mary: Pickle Pounders, low slow flutter, crunches
Announcements:N/A
T-Claps (Recognition): N/A
Prayer: Safe travels for U.T.I and his wife. Holly Springs Fest is coming up.

 

18 PAX in the Wind & Rain playing Ultimate @ Ting

FNGs: none – lots of new faces (AWESOME)
Warm Up:  SSH, Frankensteins, Sir Fazios
The Workout:  9 on 9. Not many catches 😂  lots of 🌬 and 🌧  The team without YHC (even after a trade) prevailed.  I guess I know who the weak link was today. 😭 Tons of exercises after dropped disc
Mary:
Announcements:  None
T-Claps (Recognition):  All PAX for braving the elements post Ian
Prayer:  Quiver mentioned a PAX recovery; R.I.P. Aunt of Banana Seat (very sorry for your loss); People of FL and surrounding areas impacted by the hurricane (many friends of Breach).

Honored to lead.  -Dauber

Keep It Simple, Stupid

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps
The Workout: Moseyed over to “that hill.” Directions were simple. Start at the bottom with WWIIs. Run to the halfway point for squats. Then run to the top for murkins. Started with 10 on each three. Then 20. Then 30. Then back down to 20 and then 10.

Next, we went over to the rock pile behind the stores. PAX retrieved two palm-sized rocks each. Exercises were Curls for the Girls, Triceps and Ruh Rows. To finish off, and in observance of Oktoberfest, PAX participated in a beer hoist F3 style. Hold the rocks out in front while calling out a 15 count all around. Returned rocks and moseyed back for Mary.
 Mary: Popcorn Mary, including such hits as LBCs, Box Cutters, Chill Cut Plank and more.
Announcements: Celebrate Fuquay Varina and HollyFest need volunteers.