Slide Rule – Page 22 – F3 South Wake

F3 Breakdancing Bust

December 13, 2018/in Kennys Grave /QIC: Banana Seat
PAX: 16-bit, Banana Seat, Blue Hen, Buford, Dawgpound, H1N1, Messi, Moby, Modify, Natty Ice, Norm, Slide Rule, Slots

13 total PAX posted at Kenny’s Grave. We had 3 that showed a couple mins late so YHC was feeling gracious and PAX did 3 burpees for the penalty. 12 Oaks clown car rolled in to join the KG fun today. Here we go.

Warm up – lap around parking lot with normal agility exercises
Use parking curbs for high knees, 2 passes
Over to tennis courts for some ladders, 3 passes on double ladders

Air squared x25 IC
Shoulder taps x15 IC
Hand release merkins x15
Breakdance R spins, L spins 10 each (this was a bust)
Was hoping at least one HIM would know how to sweep the leg. Had laughs trying.
Slalom x15 IC

Partner up similar size
– Partner carry suicide (free throw line, back, half court, back, far free through line, back, full court, recover) Switch partners
– Ladder wheel barrows with quick hands in boxes. Switch partners (3 rounds variations)

Evolution of man
– Crab walk length of court, exercise at other end, jog back to start: reverse plank jacks x10 IC
– Bear crawl, “” proper merkins x10 IC
– Duck walk, “” monkey humpers x10 IC
– Lunge walk, “” star jumps x20
– Broad jump, “” burpees x10

Mosey back to flag for Mary

Mary
Thor – up to 7 with 1:2 ratio
Pretzels – each side x10 IC
V-holds – 3 rds OYO

Verse
“Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.”
‭‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭5:16-18‬ ‭
– Simple requests from God. Praying for others should be in our daily routine. We are very blessed in our lifestyles and should rejoice in what we have and not what we don’t have.

Announcements
CSAUP this Sat 6 A.M. Womble, Christmas Party Sat 6-10 M4L crib, WB training, U-turn, Q school Jan 13 @2 Womble, slack…seriously guys, Messi Q, Sliderule debut of yoga at 0515 Womble

Prayers
– DD dad and wife, Ausfahrt recovery, Crab Legs, unspoken

13 PAX
Sliderule, 16-bit, Messi, H1N1, Modify, Norm, Moby, Slots, Natty Ice, Blue Hen, the Dogpound, Buford, Banana Seat

R4TJ: ♪ ♫ I got the – there ain’t no paper in the john – blues ♪ ♫

December 12, 2018/in Running 4 the John /QIC: UTI
PAX: Chips, Cowboy, Crab Legs, Dawgpound, Dumbo, LED, Lipstick, Pac-Man, Skidmark, Slide Rule, Straight Cash, UTI

Image result for empty toilet paper roll meme

Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops, Frankensteins, Right over left, Reverse, Burpees for the late ones

The Workout: We decided to play it safe and stay on the well lit streets so we could see the ice. Following Main St down to the carwash near townhall and continuing on to Womble. Everyone was told to set the distance to OYO. Some turned at the carwash, others at Hunt, and some folks took a spin around the park before heading back. The Q (YHC) went back for the “six” from the carwash to make sure everyone knew the turning spots for 3 vs 5 miles.

There was a john stop attempted but there was a paper supply issue…

Mary: Nope

Announcements: Check your social media outlet of choice for more detail.

Welcome FNG Anchovy – Thanks LED for bringing him out!
CSAUP on Saturday
XMas party at M4Ls
Suggly Sweater
Pac-Man leading the charge to see more Twitter action from South Wake. Talk to him about what he is posting and get out there
Slack is Back – See SlideRule

Prayer:

Pablo’s Mom
AusFardt – https://www.caringbridge.org/visit/ericneumann2
Mr Softee – https://www.gofundme.com/sugry-matters-of-the-heart?member=1257082&fbclid=IwAR0hxfRZdgLRBAFEVGuGNZNbjMsPzgINfcFkiaNy8DScmqP14vmvpzkZQz8

Cletus ’55’

December 8, 2018/in Cletus /QIC: The Natural
PAX: 187, Banana Seat, Blue Hen, Bob Ross, Brexit, Crosby, Doc, Flanigan, Foghorn, M4L, Moby, Patch, Pikachu, Skidmark, Slide Rule, The Natural, Warbucks, WebEx, Yogurt

QIC: The Natural – thank you for allowing me to lead a 5-pack this week.

Warm Up/Workout: Mosey to field by the stage; 20 SSH IC, 20 Mountain Climber IC, 10 BB Situps, 5 Burpees = 55; 20 IW/HBillies IC, 20 Cotton Pickers IC, 10 LBC IC, 5 Burpees = 55; 55 Merkins; 20 LLeg Step Up IC, 20 RLeg Step Up IC, 10 Jump Up, 5 Burpees = 55; Mosey to Hunt Center fence for Bank Robber Burpee (jump the fence and do a burpee)/dips/squats 11’s = 55 each of dips (IC)/squats; 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall/Star Jump; Mosey to tennis courts for sideline Burpee suicide

Mary: Mary including Pickle Pounders, Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, Burpees (to get to 55 for the morning), WWII, others….

COT: Prayers for support, strength, healing, and leadership.

Don’t Grab the Crunchy Leaves

December 8, 2018/in U Turn /QIC: Pikachu
PAX: 187, Banana Seat, Bernie, Blue Hen, Dauber, Deadbolt, Doc, Dovetail, Dumbo, Glamper, H1N1, Moby, Nemo, Oh Yeah, Oyster, Pac-Man, Pikachu, Sassy, Skidmark, Slide Rule, Slots, UTI, Warbucks, Wrangler

A great turn out in December as Wrightsville training is in full swing. Numerous distance PRs – kudos to Pac-Man, Doc, and Dovetail (who not only distance PR’d but was out picking up the six too). More than a workout.

Warm Up:

SSH x15 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Mountain Climbers x10 IC

Merkin x10 IC
The Workout:

All the 3 milers got talked into 5, so 5-15 miles. T-claps to 187 & Skidmark for 15 and running us down.
Mary:

Individual stretches
Announcements:

CSAUP next Saturday. Will look for someone to Q U-Turn if there is interest – has to be someone committed to picking up the six during run.
Prayer:

Ausfahrt – recovery from motorcycle accident. Keep your eyes out for ways we can help the family in the coming weeks/months.

Fantastic 2nd F after. Great work men – always a privilege.

Disney ’55’

December 6, 2018/in Disney /QIC: The Natural
PAX: 187, Axe, Blue Hen, Buford, Chips, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Doc, DoubleD, Dumbo, Emeril, Foghorn, Full House, Lipton, M4L, Moby, Mookie, Nemo, Over Easy, Pac-Man, Sharapova, Skidmark, Slide Rule, Squatter, The Natural, Warbucks, WebEx, Wiggly

In the Quest for 5 Q’s running up to my 55 birthday, Disney was the 4th. Thank you Nemo and M4L for allowing me to lead today. 28 men (including FNG Wiggly) got stronger in the sub-30 degree crisp clear morning with a 55-themed workout. 9 for EC – Skidmark, 187, Dumbo, Dead Bolt, Dawg Pound, War Bucks, Nemo, Axe, Lipton.

QIC: The Natural

PAX: Emeril, Midget for Life, Buford, Nemo, Squatter, Dumbo, Dead Bolt, Moby, Full House, Lipton, Blue Hen, Doc, Pac Man, Wiggly (FNG), Slide Rule, DoubleD, Mookie, Chips, Sharapove, Over Easy, Dawg Pound, WebEx, Skidmark, Foghorn, 187, Warbucks, Axe.

Warm Up/Workout: 55 SSHops IC; 10 IW/10 HB IC, 20 Merkins, 15 BB Situps = 55; 20 Cotton Pickers IC, 20 Mountain Climbers IC, 15 WWII Situps = 55; 11’s on the hill with merkins/BB Situps = 55 of each; Mosey to the soccer fields – 5 stops, 11 repetitions – exercises were squats, LBC, jump squats, SSHop, Low Slow Flutter, and several others…. 55 Burpees were accomplished throughout.

Mary: PAX called, 11 reps – Pickle Pounders, Squat Pyramid, Freddie Mercury, Boat Canoe, and others…

Announcements: CSAUP Dec. 15th; Christmas Party Dec. 15th – see your preferred social media for details.

COT: Dead Bolt took us out with prayers for healing and struggles.

“This Carwash?”

December 5, 2018/in Running 4 the John /QIC: Lipstick
PAX: 187, Blue Hen, Bob Ross, Chips, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, DoubleD, Dumbo, Emeril, Lipstick, M4L, Moby, Nemo, Oyster, Skidmark, Slide Rule, UTI

EC: Nemo, UTI, Emeril, M4L

Warm Up: Leg and Arm stretches, Monkey Humpers x10, Frankensteins x10, Downward Dawg, Superman
The Workout: 3-5 mile route options Turnback was the Carwash in Downtown, not the carwash right outside Ting Park 🙂

Announcements: Xmas Party Dec. 15 @ M4L Basement
Prayer: Lots of unspoken prayers

Do British warm ups really help?

December 1, 2018/in U Turn /QIC: Banana Seat
PAX: 187, Banana Seat, Beater, Bernie, Brexit, Chickenfoot, Dauber, Foghorn, H1N1, Hasselhoff, Hotspot, LED, Nemo, Oyster, Psi, Shredder, Slide Rule

17 PAX got stronger and faster today at U-Turn with Brexit’s 1 year anniversary at F3.
There was some chatter about the ‘Rebel Walk’ warm up implying PAX looked they all $hit themselves… This theme continued into prayer requests as Dauber asked for prayers that he could make it through mile one without having a bowel movement. His running mates were pleased he made it back for 2nd F without doing so. God answers prayers!

Warm Up:
Arse Kickers, Rebel Walk, and Union Jacks.

The Workout:
EC: 187, Hotspot, Bernie, H1N1, Brexit.

A balmy 53f clear morning. The usual 5 Mile U-Turn route, with an abbreviated 3 mile route for a few. 2nd F at Starbucks with lots of chatter about Wrightsville Beach and Pikachu Fartsacking…

Announcements: Nemo Ugly Sweater Party this evening. Bring food for Food Pantry; CSAUP Dec. 15 start/end at Womble, Any Given Sunday at Womble, Sunday at 6am.

Prayer: Pray for Dauber’s Bowel movements during the run along with unspoken requests.

Sticks and Stones

November 30, 2018/in Cletus /QIC: Yogurt
PAX: 187, Axe, Banana Seat, Buford, Dumbo, Fonzie, LED, Lucky Charms, Moby, Pac-Man, POTS, Ramsey, Slide Rule, The Natural, Warbucks, Yogurt

16 PAX: Overheard during the workout: At STONES, we’re pushing this rock around the whole parking lot? and Wait ’til you get to 30 wonder bras. On INDIAN RUN, I’m confused! At STICKS, Yogurt, you gonna join us on this STICK exercise? And of course, at COT, continued trash talking about Slide Rule and Slack…

EC: 187, Axe, Banana Seat, LED, Warbucks, ChIPs

Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater

SSH x25, GM x15, triceps stretches 10 sec per side, shoulder stretches 10 sec per side, dips x25

The Workout:

STONES: Mosey to “stone” pile and parking lot

Three laps, arm exercises with counts of 10, 20, 30 at each corners; finish lap with burpees x1, x2, x3

Lap 1: Bear crawl, pushing rock as you go (aka skidmark), arm exercise = 10, 20, 30 curls

Lap 2: Lunge walks with rock, arm exercises = 10, 20, 30 overhead presses

Lap 3: Run/walk with stone overhead, arm exercises = 10, 20, 30 wonder bras

SAND: “Modified Indian run.” Carry 40 lb sand bag as you advance to front of line. I didn’t fully think this on out, so there was lots of confusion. Eventually, I think everyone carried the “baby.” Next time, instead of passing the baby back down the line, the each PAX needs to advance to the front of the line, which pushes the PAX holding the baby to the back of the line. Then, the PAX holding the baby runs to the front. PAX advances one at a time past the baby, PAX with baby runs to front. Rinse and repeat.

STICKS: (firewood logs): Select log from Delilah (Blue Tacoma)

Burpees in “sevens,” carrying stick to top of parking lot, executing burpees, carry back down, execute burpees, rinse and repeat.

Mary: Merkins x20, low slow flutter 20, protractor 45 degrees—hold for 30 count
Announcements: Nemo Ugly Sweater Party Dec. 1, bring food for Food Pantry; CSAUP Dec. 15 start/end at Womble; UTurn, led by Brexit at his 1 year anniversary
Prayer: Crablegs and family, grateful for F3 community and opportunity to lead

Disney “Highlight Reel”

November 29, 2018/in Disney /QIC: Lipstick
PAX: 187, Chips, Crab Legs, Deadbolt, Dumbo, Foghorn, Lipstick, Nemo, Peeping Tom, Slide Rule, UTI, Warbucks

EC: Dumbo, Deadbolt, Warbucks, Nemo, Lipstick

Warm Up:lap to the big parking lot and circle up for Good Mornings x 10, SSH x 40, IW and HB x 18/ea, Daisy Pickers x 10 Q called #HIM to pair up for accountability
The Workout: 4 Corners with stops at midpoint on long sections Stop 1 10 American hammers, Stop 2 10 Star Jumps, Stop 3 10 Diamond Merkins, Stop 4 10 WW2, Stop 5 10 Burpees, Stop 6 10 Turkish Getups –2 Rotations; Mosey to Stair Case – 1 up top (Combination) 100 Merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Squats 2 Bear Crawl to the bottom and run back up; Mosey to the Soccer field Wheelbarrow 50yd and switch with partner until across 15 SSH and same wheelbarrow back
Mary: Sorry Mary we only had 17 seconds to spare and we need at least 30
Announcements: Nemo Holiday Party on Saturday; Wrightsville Training plan up on site from DB; Yogurt’s Q at Cletus tomorrow is his first since taking over alternating Q’s
Prayer: Crablegs and a lot of unspoken

Thanks to all for coming out and letting me lead you this morning!

Lipstick

Blockness Monster (Nutcracker 11/27) Backblast

November 28, 2018/in Nutcracker /QIC: Breach
PAX: Banana Seat, Blue Hen, Breach, Buford, Crab Legs, Da Business, Flanigan, Moby, Norm, Peak Week, Slide Rule

Pax of 11 for some fun with cinderblocks

Flannigan, Peak Week, Norm, Buford, Slide Rule, Da Business, Blue Hen, Crablegs, Banana Seat, Moby

Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Jog around the front parking lot and circle up for 20 counts: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Frankensteins and Side Straddle Hops.

The Workout: Every man grabs a block, the block cannot touch the ground unless its part of the exercise or the pax drops for 10 merkins

John Cusack over to the side lot and circle back up for 20x Curls for the girls, Tricep extensions and goblet squats

Block on the shoulder and mosey to the loading dock, 20x big boy sits up with feet in the block, 10 counts Blockees, 20 count peoples chair with a block in the lap and 20 count balls to the wall on top of the block.

Block on the shoulder mosey over to the basketball court for some Blocktamano. Pax circles up and holds block out in front of themselves, one man drops his block and runs around the circle hitting each block as he runs by until he gets back to his block. Each pax member runs around the circle, first clockwise, then counter-clockwise. Paused for 20 count derkins called out by Flannigan.

John Cusack to the Stop sign, 20 count irkins called out by Slide Rule on the block and 20 counts LBC’s called out by Buford.

Block on the shoulder, mosey back to the front of the school and circle up for Block Webs to 5.

Mary: 20 counts of LBC’s, Leg Lifts and Hello Dollys

Announcements: CSAUP coming up, check Facebook for details and to sign up, Banana Seat going to look into getting us into the 5k at Wrightsville for free like last year and Crablegs is going to try and run it. Wrightsville 1/2 sign up and looking into shirts.

Prayer: Be thankful and be present, try to help those in need and look in just a small way try to make someone’s day better. There is never too small of a good deed.

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