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Cletus 3/19/21 My Weinke Got Wet!

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PAX:  Abe, 187, Cancun, Katniss

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillies, 15 Good mornings, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 SSH
The Workout:

Dear F3,

YHC never thought it would happen to him…

The alarm went off and it was time to head to Cletus.  YHC had stayed up late planning the workout and struggled to shake out the cobwebs.  YHC arrived just in time and found Cancun, Abe, and 187 ready to get their Friday started on this wet and dreary morning.  While starting off with a the normal warm-up, we were blinded by headlights of an arriving vehicle.  YHC was ready to dish out the customary burpees.  But it wasn’t a late arriving PAX that emerged from the white Mercedes, it was more like something that you would see on a Hollywood red carpet.  The first person to emerge was a stunning tall and thin red head that had incredible legs and …pecs.  Wow, YHC thought, what a nice surprise this Friday morning.  Then a brunette emerged and I kid you not, she was as smoking as the ginger.  What’s next?  Oh come on,  yes the bombshell blonde!  And like that wasn’t enough there was a forth!  The fourth lady, well to paint the picture best, I would have to say she looked strikingly like Lipstick’s M.

It was at this point YHC realized he was gawking and had unintentionally stopped the workout.  YHC looked around and to no surprise, he wasn’t alone,  no one seemed to have noticed the excessive break in action.  YHC pulled out his weinke as he couldn’t remember what was planned next.  YHC couldn’t read what was on the page as he became aware all the ladies were looking over at him and whispering amongst themselves.  YHC was a little embarrassed and assumed they were talking about the size of the weinke he pulled out.  YHC had used a whole piece of paper for it.  Then a moment of clarity, why leave the area right now!  So audible called and headed to the tennis courts where the view was extremely nice this morning.  Oh, did YHC forget to mention that all of them were dressed fully in white, head to toe?  That’s right, skin tight white athletic shirts and yoga pants.

Not that anyone cared, but we did sort of an ab tabata.  1 min for each of 3 exercises, 30 sec break, 3 more exercises .  Figure 8’s (30 sec CW/CCW), Windshield Wipers, Rotating piston, 30 sec Break, Starfish crunch, Plank Tucks, Upper Circle Crunch (30 sec CW/CCW).  Form was questionable for these due to the YHC poor demonstrations of this new stolen material and the fact that the dream team had mossed over to the concession shelter directly in front of us.  It seemed intentional as they proceeded with a plethora of stretches while shifting position in a CW circular rotation that gave each specimen a turn in the direct line of sight.  The performance delighted the eyes and induced shameful thoughts.  After their warmup they headed off towards the picnic shelter and each provided us a courteous hello and tease full wave as they passed by.

So what did we do?  That’s right, we headed to the picnic shelter.  Pax divided up into 2 groups.  Group 1 BTTW, Group 2 Erkin twists, Switch, Group 1 People’s chair, Group 2 Dips.  Rinse an repeat 3X.  YHC knows you don’t care!  What happened to the dream team?  Well they were doing laps around the soccer fields.  Did YHC mention it was raining and cold?  That the dream team was all in white?  It wasn’t a hard rain, but it wasn’t a mist either and apparently the dream team “don’t do bra’s”.  So after we finished up at the picnic shelter, it was time for the chase!

We headed to the track around the soccer fields and performed a 4 corner stack OYO .  10 Burpees, 15 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers, 25 Sumo Squats.  It was a slow start by the PAX and YHC thought he was neglecting his duties as a Q (due to the 4 fine distractions) and would need to encourage the PAX.  It was about this time that the dream team lapped us…no encouragement needed.  It was like the PAX were shot out of a cannon and off to the races.  We ran along side most of the dream team to the next corner.  These ladies were fast with those long legs and there was some good flirtatious mumblechatter along the way.  When we got to the next corner, the PAX banged out exercises like mad men and sprinted to catch up to the wet shirts ahead.  YHC thinks we were headed to the 3rd corner when we realized 187 was falling behind.  Apparently, the dream team member that looked like Lipstick’s M was their weak link.  We told the ladies how we circle back to pick up the 6 in F3 and they said in unison with pouty lips “that is so sweet” and they headed back with us.  We found 187 and their 6 mubblechattering it up!  Those two were really hitting it off like they had known each other forever.  We finished up the 4 corner stack and headed to Mary while the dream team headed back to the concession shelter for their own version of Mary.

Mary:  WHAT?  Come on… WE SHOWED OFF OUR PICKLE POUNDERS and they were clapping and hollering like a bunch of drunk Irish men!!!  Followed up by some shoulder taps just to show we had more left.  A few stretches and called it a day.

It was about this time that YHC snooze alarm went off…it was all a dream.  YHC headed to Cletus and to my surprise it went identical to my dream.  Well except there was no dream team and 187 wasn’t the 6, might have been the other way around!!!

Announcements:  Saturday HSPD Blood Drive, LAR next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Abe, Cancun, and 187 for coming out on this dreary day
Prayer:  Pickachu’s M’s back issues and test results

This was a really bad idea. Also, does it even snow in Australia?

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To address the second part of the title first, yes, it does indeed snow in Australia.  When Teacher’s Pet asked this while doing Australian Snow Angels this morning YHC was legitimately stumped.  I had never really thought about that before but a quick Google search confirms that they get most of their snow between June and August.

To the first point, yeesh, what was I thinking?  Having been recently cleared off of IR (mostly) I returned to Q at Possum Trot.  I didn’t want to over do it so I decided to reach in to the archive and find an old beatdown that I used for Containment Area since those were all mostly stationary.  I finally decided on one because it didn’t seem that bad.  Boy, was I wrong.

Today’s workout was an ab beatdown.  It was warm yesterday and YHC started to think about the pool and the beach and then also thought how I had been mostly not working out for the last month and a half so I wanted to get started on that beach body.  What I planned for was a tabata workout but it didn’t fully work out.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward and reverse

The Workout:

Expectations with the PAX were set.  We’d start with some “warm up” ab stuff and then get in to the meat of the workout.

Marionettes x10.  These are big boy situps where you come up and reach to the left of your legs, then back down and up to the center, and then back up to the right.  A full cycle is 1.

Captain Thor – started with 1:4 big boy situps/American Hammers and went to 10:40.

It was then explained that we’d be doing tabata abs, 40 seconds on and 20 seconds off.  We’d do each exercise 6 times before moving on to the next.  The exercises were

Low slow flutter

Hello Dolly

Boat/Canoes

Gas Pumps

Australian Snow Angels

By round two of LSF I realized this might have been a bad idea.  There was some mumble chatter about not realizing we were doing 6 rounds of each exercise before moving on.  Then, about mid-way through Dolly, Shiv walked off.  YHC assumed he had just gone to water the trees and didn’t think anything of it.  A few minutes later and POTS got concerned so he went to go look for him at his truck. He wasn’t there.  After we finished the round of Dolly YHC put a pause to the workout and we went on a search mission for Shiv.  Luckily Sprinkler and I found him running up and down the road by the ball fields.  He was modifying since he was struggling with the abs.  We were happy to see him and glad he was ok.

Upon returning YHC called an audible.  We would cycle through the remaining three exercises as the tabata timer clicked down.  We got through two more rounds before coming up on time.  No one was sad.

Mary:

The whole workout was Mary.

Announcements:

Nothing came up that was of any importance.

Prayer:

Price is Right thanked us for answered prayers as he had previously prayed that an EPR rollout would go well at work and it went like butter.

Prayers for Norm and his family as they heal through COVID.

 

It was great to get back out there and lead a workout.  I didn’t realize how much I missed it until I was back out there.  I look forward to see you all again more.

 

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3RD F LEADERSHIP MEETING – March Madness

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3RD F LEADERSHIP MEETING – The Lost February Meeting

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These notes have been sitting on my PC waiting to be posted to a backblast for a month now… my bad
Bacon, Wiggly, Abe, Dahmer
 
EC: Abe
 
Blood Drive – Abe
  • Abe to poll the PAX for interest
Invite FiA to our next meeting – UTI
 
TEDTalks
  • Square – Tuesday, February 16th, 8pm
  • Shield Locks – FML, Dawg\Emeril
  • Challenge
  • Need a Virtual representative
  • FNG
 
February 13th – first available, next would be March
Capital Area Disc League
 
Building kiosks – 6×6 posts, 2-3 guys set posts, pour concrete, set up kiosk
If we don’t have someone who knows how to do this, town can provide someone for this
3 of these : pecan grove apartment complex, 12 oaks greenway, jones park disc golf
We have time on these but it would be good to knock it out
Tee Pads – railroad ties, gravel screening, horse trail mat to keep in place. Adding in amateur pads (10-
12) to be built around pro pads, disc golf guy is expert here
Town will have everything staged, we just have to build everything (town will also bring supplies but
depending on numbers we could need to bring rakes/gloves etc)
Plant Trees (Hole 1B) – leeland cyphers around water tower
Small Bridges (Hole 4) – 2 2x8s, putting 2×4 on top to go over small ravines, anti-skid paint on bridges
Benches – Replace rotted wood
Rock Piles – filling out tee pads
Signs – replace signs around tees, directional signs
 
Q-Source
  • Do we encourage\recruit guys to host one of these?
Mama’s House
  • Brass tax – financial support for their move.
  • Read announcement – anything can be done
  • LED – Other opportunities to help out
HSPD
  • Dauber NFL Squares
  • Curry with the Murrays
Truth in Nature
  • Anyone feel led.
Police Youth Explorers
  • High School aged kids that might be good to introduce
  • Talk about F3, get them into a workout
Wellcheck Program
  • Outreach for 65+
  • Yardwork, etc
Announcements
  • Q-School
  • QSheet Sign-up
Prayer Requests
  • Pumpkin Spice Mr Terrific – and families Covid
YHC Took us out

Ground Pounder – Disc Style

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11 HIMs posted to GP on a chilly but beautimous morning.  YHC brought the music box playing Depeche Mode & discs.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH, Michael Phelps.

The Workout

Traveling Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a medium rock then mosey to the first disc golf station.

Hole 1: PAX selected their drivers and took turns launching their disc toward the basket while the others perform an exercise. PAX then Cousac their rock to their disc and continue exercises until it is their turn to toss again.  2+ sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Alternate between Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Overhead Press, and Ground Pounders.

Cousac to Hole 2

Hole 2: Finish last set of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Overhead Press, Bus Drivers and Ground Pounders. 20 Rock Squats,

Cousac to Hole 3

Hole 3: 2 set of 10x3ct: SSH, Lunges, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Moraccan Night Clubs

Return the Rocks

Heavy Discs on Putting Green

Pax select 1 of 4 starting points. 1 set of 20 Merkins. Make it lunge walk to the next station, miss it and you must Bear Crawl to the next station until you are back at the original starting point. All discs in play at all times (surprisingly no one got hit). PAX exercise between throws and retrieval.

20 Merkins x2, 15 SSH, 30 ct Chilcutt Plank Hold, 20 Prisoner Squats, 10x3ct Pickle Pounders, 10×3 ct Homer to Marge

5 minutes of Mary:

10x3ct LBCs, Rockies, Freddie Mercuries and American Hammers.

Announcements: Bacon doing the Goggin’s Challenge to raise funds for HSPD Torch Run, Eat at Jersey Mike’s on March 31st – Proceeds go to MMIA,  Triangle Tri in June, Krispy Kreme has BOGO on dozen donuts today, Wilmington Marathon/Half still on for April 16th (March 7th is the last day to defer).

Prayer Requests: Doc’s high school aged daughter getting surgery due to Chrones, praise for YHC’s son getting an A on his PSY Final,

2nd F @ Panera

Bear Crawl on the Rocks

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on the rocksFNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x20, Windmills x10, Daisy Pickers x10, Fozio Arm Circles / Sun Gods x10 forward x10 back, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10, Moroccan Night clubs x10
The Workout: YHC’s avoiding a lot of running due to injury, so we took things nice and slow today. Like, bear crawls across the parking lot slow. We mosied over to the rock pile and grabbed a medium-sized rock. It went like this:

  • Curls for the girls x30 in cadence.
  • Bear crawl / rock push across the parking lot (long ways) to the next corner.
  • Squats x30 in cadence.
  • Lunge walk short side.
  • Ruh Rohs x30 in cadence.
  • Bear crawl / rock push.
  • Ground Pounders x30 in cadence.
  • Lunge walk back to start.

Round 2 was the same, with the count at 20. Round 3 we were running tight on time, so we swapped the bear crawls with John Cusack walk. Count at 10. Returned our rocks and mosied over to the picnic shelter.

Lined up for People’s Chair, 10 count down the line for a total of 40. Balls to the Wall, 10 count x4 = 40. Urkins, Durkins and French Dips, 10 each. Mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary (those shoulder taps were rough). Ended with some light yoga stretching.
Announcements: *crickets*
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for swapping out for a bigger rock after round 1 of the workout.
Prayer: mental health for everyone these days, sleep for those with wee ones

Do the Major Melon Dew T-Shirt Challenge

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Pre-pre-blasted on Tuesday Feb 23rd that any PAX who posted and ran 3+ miles at U-Turn would receive a Mt Dew Major Melon long sleeve T-shirt and a free can sample of the full sugar or zero sugar.  Received plenty of HC’s on Tuesday and plenty more with Friday evening’s pre-blast.  Including myself 24-PAX were out and about at U-Turn…by far the most I’ve ever had the honor to Q

FNGs: none today

Warm Up: quick mosey around the parking lot, Michael Phelps arms, 10x Windmills, 10x Good Mornings, 10x Daisy Pickers, 10x Frankensteins, 10x Imperial Walkers, 25-30 Merkins

The Workout: 3mi option and 6mi option of the standard U-Turn route in reverse

Mary: no time today

Announcements: Monthly Challenge #3 begins Monday;  #monthlychallenge on slack for more details

T-Claps (Recognition): all the PAX completing 3+ miles today and earning some swag

Prayer:  the safety of all the students, teachers, state workers going back to school on Monday.  Also the safety of everyone state-wide as COVID restrictions begin to ease up.

Do You Even Lift Bro?

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Sometime in the prior week YHC got the idea to bring out the deadlift bar to Captain Caveman and pair each pax’s reps with reps on the mace. This format also fits well for Crazy Ivan – maybe it’ll make an appearance there.

The pre-blast mentioned lifting but didn’t quite give pax an idea of what to expect. Waking up early for EC yoga YHC decided to bring enough weight for reps of 135 and 185 thinking that 135 might be a bit too light. The sad news the day before about Daft Punk set up our play list and put the number 28 into play at various times too.

Yoga happened (thanks Dawg, Emeril, & Redenbaucher) and the cars began to roll in.

FNGs:

None today unfortunately.
Warm Up:

SSH x28 IC (In Cadence)

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Good Morning x11 on my down/up

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 forward/backward – keep arms up through spinal rotation

Seal Clap x10 IC

Overhead clap x10 IC

Chinook x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Spinal Rotation x10 IC

The Workout:

1 pax on the deadlift bar counts reps. All other pax perform exercises based on those reps/timing – exercises stayed constant for 5-6 pax worth of deadlifts on the bar and included:

  • Deadlifts – alternating between two-legged and single-legged
  • Ballistic curls
  • 360 swings
  • Pendulums

Wiggly made it clear from the beginning that 135 was too light. We had multiple 30+ efforts, a few 50s, and one 60.

For the round with 185 we kept it more reasonable but still very impressive – 3x 30+ rep efforts.
Mary:

Ditch the mace

Absolution (groiner, down to chill cut, plank jack, up to standard – 8 cadence count) x11 IC (28 just wasn’t going to happen)

Boat / Canoe on my out/in – 28 total

Crab Cake x28 IC

Break Dancer x28 IC

Yoga – lots of forward fold to stetch those backs out
Announcements:

Write your back blasts!
T-Claps (Recognition):

Cancun – guy is killing it

Dawgpound – dude is strong

McNugget – picking up way over his body weight this morning

16-bit – getting back out into the gloom while on IR
Prayer:

Pumpkin Spice’s friend Mike’s family. Sadique (young man that Pumpkin mentors)

Sorry 16 Bit

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It was raining so POTS came to visit. It is always nice seeing POTS. Also Peeping Tom came down from Carpex. They must not have a parking deck workout on Friday. I’m assuming he was avoiding the rain. Or maybe he likes being around us.

EC: Emeril and Dawgpound for some Yoga
FNGs: Nope not one
Warm Up:

You know you bounced with me.
Foot trace
Tootsie Roll
Spinal Twist
Bat Wing
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Randies — right after Bat Wing

The Workout:

We did a bit of exercises before the main event

30 KB Swings
5 Push Ups on Bell Each Arm
5 Swings to High Pull
5 KB windmills each arm
10 Thrusters Each Arm

We went into the main event a bit early. I had to much time at the end.

The main event was the game Tabata format. This is 45 seconds work with 15 seconds of rest. You do three exercises. You do the same number of reps for each exercise. We started off with 4 reps. If you finish close to 30 seconds you add 2 reps for each exercise. If you finish after 45 seconds you remove two reps to each exercise. If the exercise is one arm or one leg then you split the reps between the left and right side.

20 rounds of:
Swing to High Pull
Thrusters
Kettle Bell Pushups

I thought the three exercises went well together. Afterwards I was good and sweaty.

Mary:

We did a bunch of stretching to loosen the legs. Need to put the work in after a workout like that so you can function the next day.

Announcements:

Uhh I don’t remember.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Sorry I don’t remember

First Dingers

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A much warmer, yet still misty morning at The Nest. YHC cooked up a much different routine that required far less running than the Q yesterday at Mutiny. We would be doing a pronounced upper and lower body attack during our workout today. I just needed to make sure the stage was clear for us to use the area down by the ballfields. As Gamecock and I passed on the EC run, YHC saw that we should be good to go. Good thing Sprinkler pulled in for the main event. The first routine of the day was inspired by him as he had previously shared a story about his first little league home run being hit at the field at the Nest. In addition, he shared that his 2.0 hit his first homer on the same field. Good story.

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: Windmills, Frankenstein’s, Moroccan Nightclubs, a squat hold series with overhead claps, seal claps, and more Moroccan Nightclubs, and Daisy Pickers.
The Workout: A short mosey over to the ball field for a baseball inspired stack up series. Each stack was followed by a 5, 10, 15, or 20 count per PAX of alternating Balls to the Fence or People’s Chair. We added an exercise each go around as noted below until the last round where we did all of them in order. Wound up with 7 rounds total.

SSH x5 IC (Single)

Merkins x10 (Double)

Fence Squats x15 (Triple)

Pickle Pounders x20 IC (Home run….of course)

Star Jumps x25 (2-Run Shot)

WW2’s x30 (3-Run Homer)

Diamond Merkins x35 (The Grand Slam)

Another short mosey back up to the parking lot for a suicide series that included a bear crawl, reps of squat jumps, lunge walk return. We did this across each of 8 parking lines, each line was a rep count (ie. 8th line = 8 squat jumps). We blew it out at the end with Monkey Humpers x10 IC, Shoulder Taps x25 IC, and Merkins x25.

Mary: American Hammers x20 IC, LBC’s x25 IC, LSF’s x20 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 25, Freddie Mercury x20 IC, Dying Cockroach x25 IC. Have a nice day!!!
Announcements: Hilltop Needmore Ruck followed by roadside cleanup this Sunday! Q School this Sunday, 3 PM, Womble.
T-Claps (Recognition): Martini was grateful a couple HS PAX as well as a few irregulars joined today at the Nest.
Prayer: PAX who are hurt, sick, injured. Finkle has got a heavy week at work. Sprinkler took us out.