1 Year Anniversary for Ground Pounder

Pax of 19 for the 1 year anniversary of Groundpounder

Foghorn, Kitty Litter, 3rd cousin, Dumbo, Mookie, Messai, Pikachu, Pumpkin Spice, Noahs Ark, Doc, Q-bert, Emeril, Dutch Over, Dauber, H1N1, 16-Bit, Deadbolt

Forceps and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: 20 counts of SSH, Good Mornings, Daisey Pickers, Imperial walkers and Hillbillies

The Workout: The workout was a Co-Q with Forceps teeing things off

Mosy over to the pavilion Split into 3 groups for some

Aiken Arms 20 dips, 10 shoulder tap planks, 15 plank jacks, and 15 hand release merkins

Aiken legs 20 Squats, 20 steps ups, 10-star jumps, and 15 mountain climbers

Akien Abs 15 American hammers, 20 ct 6 inches, 10 Rockies and 30 ct chill cut planks

Mosey over to the rock pile and grab a rock to share, 3 sets of 10 count Curls for the girls, Tricep extensions and Groundpounders rotate clockwise between sets.

2nd half belongs to Breach,

Stations of fun, Partner up for a Tabata style 30 seconds of work followed by 10 seconds to rotate. Partner 1 uses the tool and partner 2 does merkins.

Station 1 Firehose front squat, Station 2 Pain stick truck twist, Station 3 Fire hose back squat, Station 4 Pain stick sumo squat, Station 5 Tire flip, Station 6 Pain stick overhead squat, Station 7 Med ball throw and med ball slam, Station 8 Sledgehammer ax chop, and battle rope waves. Station 9  Pain stick up and over twists

Mary: Pax callout exercises, squats, homer to marge, Freddie Mercury’s, and heels to the heavens

Announcements: First responder training on Thursday check the socials for details, Apr 29th workout in Durham check the socials for details

Prayer: COT: Crab legs and Shredder, that all have a great Easter with family and friends.

Things Got Dicey..Cletus backblast

A Pax of 7 for a random roll of the dice Cletus workout on a Friday morning

Slide Rule, Patch, Da Business, Abe, Dirty Pipes and Snap

Breach on the Q

Warm Up: 22 Counts of SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers and squats

The Workout: Indian run across the street from Womble, stop by the stairs to roll the dice. 3 random exercises pop up and pax perform those exercise. There were 3 dice in play so there was no telling what would pop up. Indian run to the front of the hunting center for another roll of the dice. Followed by some up and back tracing of the parking lot lines. Another Indian run to the front parking for a rinse and repeat of dice rolling action.

Pax mosey down to the lower parking lots another roll of the dice and then a jailbreak to the end of the lot, regroup and jailbreak back. Mosy over to the theatre for some 22 counts of step ups followed by peoples chair and balls to the wall. Repeat with box jumps, peoples chair, and Australian mountain climbers.

Indian run to the pavilion for one last roll of the dice undercover and then a final Indian run back to the tennis court.

Mary: Circle up for prisoner squats, plank holds and SSH

Announcements: First responder training on Thurs 4/25 at the HS fire dept, details on slack/FB. Travis Manion Workout of the day up in Durham on Monday 4/29 details on socials

22 Vets kill themselves in this country every day. Let’s not forget that our way of life is not free and there can be a very high cost for us to live the way we do. Please continue to wear red on Fridays to remember our troops that are deployed.

 Breath Taker auctioned off to Breach 

Prayer: Crab legs, Sheddar remember about the point of Easter, that we are all forgiven and that we need to be light in times of darkness

Partner Ball Kicks

YHC peeled in at the last possible minute after fart sacking through EC (good job Slide Rule, Pablo, & U.T.I!) to a very full parking lot that included some old familiar faces. A quick round of hellos and we were into warmup.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Lap around the parking lot consisting of butt kickers, high knees, and finishing with frankenstein walks (or ball kick walks if you’re too close to the pax in front of you).
The Workout:

Lots of good miles ran this morning with some great picking up the six action by Lipstick and Cowboy. Way to be boys.
Mary:

Numerous double downs for Ground Pounder’s 1 year anniversary.
Announcements:

First responder training. See online.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick & Cowboy for picking up the 6. This is what makes us more than just a run club – remember it!
Prayer:

Banana Seat’s neighbor. Unspoken.

T-Claps for Jesus

Warm Up:

Squat Walkers, Side-straddle hop, Chubby Checkers, mosey, then Indian bear crawl down there parking lot (in pairs, one partner bear crawl around the other, then holds plank while partner bear crawl around him). Mosey to the back.

The Workout:

11s with capoeira pushups on one end and burpee box jumps on the other.

Stations: single arm 35# dumbbell thrusters, ring rows, jump rope, and low slow flutter hold. Person doing dumbbell thrusters sets the pace and everyone rotates when they’re done.

Started with 10, then 8 on the next round, and 6 on the final round.

Combatives

Wing Chung punches, then add in wedging, then go to blocks with return strikes.

Mary:

LBCs, American Hammer, alt v-ups, Cobra

Announcements:

First of the Run the Springs races next weekend

T-Claps (Recognition):

Jesus (for saving us, obviously)

Prayer:

Martini’s mom awaiting test results following final round of chemo.

Triple Q – Nutcracker Style

Winter Strikes Back – kind of. It was much cooler – about 40 degrees but 11 men decided not to let that stop them from rolling out into the gloom to get stronger!
We had a “Triple Q” to give a couple newer guys the opportunity to lead part of the workout. That will be a goal at this AO moving forward so anyone interested in stepping up and taking part of the workout just let us know.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

(Led by 3rd Cousin)

Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x 20IC
Michael Phelps x10IC
Daisy Pickers x10IC
Finkelsteins x10IC
Left Leg Stretch
Right Leg Stretch

The Workout:

Dirty McDeuce
4 sets of 3 exercises with a lap around the parking lot in between (arms, abs, legs) – 13 count IC
Split into 4 groups – number off 1-4
Set 1: Merkins, Squats, Low Slow Flutter
Set 2: Carolina Dry Dock, Bobby Hurleys, LBC’s
Set 3: Irkins, One Legged Squats (right), Hello Dolly (on your six, legs raised about six inches from ground. Keeping legs parallel to ground, separate legs outward then return to start.)
Set 4: Derkins, One legged Squats (left), Reverse LBC’s
Rinse and Repeat
Just for fun – one more lap around the parking lot running backwards in the straightaways and forward through the curves.

Mary:

(Led by Spanx)

Box Cutters
Peter Parkers
Pickle Pounders
Monkey Humpers
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers
American Hammers
Windshield Wipers
Have A Nice Day

Announcements:

See facebook and slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great job 3rd Cousin and Spanx for stepping up to Q!

Tune in next week for another exciting edition of the Triple Q…

Prayer:

Traveling for Easter
3rd Cousin – traveling for work
Spanx – new job in Norfolk – moving in 2 weeks

Cinder Blocks & Pull Ups & Sprinting Oh My!

EC took the form of swinging by Nutcracker and stealing all the cinder blocks for Cowboy & YHC (thanks for the help Cowboy!)  Arrival at 5:20, Banana Seat finally found us, the disclaimer was delivered, and we were off.

FNGs: Shocker!  (I’m so sorry)
Warm Up:

2 laps around the parking lot; second lap included Karaoke/ Butt Kickers / High Knees

1 Legged SSH x20, Imperial Squat Walkers, Hill Squat Billies, Merkins

Grab a block / weight, and head off
The Workout:

Man it’s a long way from the parking lot to the play ground.  Pax stopped along the way to learn the exercises-du-jour:

Goblet Squat: Keep weight vertical in front of you; forces good form with back

1 Legged Romanian Dead Lift: 1 legged (duh), keep legs straight, extend off-leg straight back behind you, bending at waist.

Finally arrive at playground.  Pax splits into 4 groups, doing 1 of exercise above + pullups.  All in reps of 12.

After completing all 4, meet up for 12 Catalina Wine Makers

Repeato

Part dos:

Mosey to front of school doing curls / triceps extensions with blocks.  Stop along the way to learn Merkins w/ Overhead Press (aka: Block-ees?  Block Burpees?  whatever)

Pair up by speed.  Pax1 runs a lap, Pax2 does AMRAP Blockees.  Switch

Repeat, only Pax1 needs to finish before Pax2 does 2 fewer Blockees than before

Repeat, only Pax1 needs to finish before Pax2 does 3 fewer Blockees (basically all out sprint)

Part tres?

A Tiger Blood Staple: 2 footed “the floor is lava except the paw prints”.  You’re welcome @BlueHen

Mary:

Reps of 12, 11, 10, 9 … of a bunch of ab exercises
Announcements:

Check Slack (and facebook, sigh).

First responder course Thursday

Breach doing an RTP workout next Monday

Carpex is doing a CSAUP that involves Trains.  Sounds fun

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great to see Bernie & Pilgrim out on the regular.  Miss working out with those guys.

Prayer:

Pilgrim’s dad & cancer issues.

 

Today is Maundy Thursday, the day Jesus was betrayed by his inner most circle.  What’s amazing to me is that, after all of it, He still welcomed them back with forgiveness and good relationship.  Maybe, this Easter season, think about those with whom you’ve lost relationship and need to restore.

Monkey humpers for breakfast…

14 PAX, 5 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP, climb out of the fartsack, and post at Disney to get stronger.  Q was happy to see Kotter, Buttwax, who showed up to complete his annual workout before returning to his “paid for” crossfit friends.

FNGs: None

EC: Aquaman, Dumbo, Warbucks, Yogurt, Lipstick

Fritter Status: No new fritters, but a few repeats and are fritter eligible: Dumbo, Yogurt, Lipstick, Warbucks

Kotter: Buttwax

Warm Up: Quick lap around the soccer field, circled up for exercises in-cadence: SSH x30, Imperial walker x15, Hillbillies x15, Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and back x10, Seal Claps x10

The Workout: In the parking lot, PAX paired up into groups of 4 or 5 for an Indian Run to complete the first part of the workout.  The first part was 2 laps of a circuit, with 4 pain stations, that went a long way around the soccer field so that we could include the hill on the green-way trail that leads up to the soccer fields.  PAX, in their group, ran from the parking lot to the stop sign at the bottom of the hill, station 1, then to the start of the hill at the green-way entrance, station 2, then up the hill to the track around the soccer field, station 3, then back to the parking lot where we started, station 4.  Exercises for station 1 and 3: 10 count of each diamond, standard, wide grip merkins.  Exercises for stations 2 and 4: 10 monkey humpers and 10 star jumps.  After completing the circuit, PAX lined up at the top of the hill in the parking lot that leads to the stop sign and were instructed that they would be doing an exercise together at the top of the hill, run down the hill to the stop sign, another exercise OYO, the run back to the top hill to hold plank or squat till the 6 was in.  There were 6 rounds of this routine that started with 10 monkey humpers in-cadence at the top and 10 sumo squat jumps at the bottom.  Repetitions for each exercise increased by 1 after each round.  Last round, sumo squat jumps were skipped and PAX were instructed to run from the stop sign and back to the top of the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in-cadence for a 20 count: low slow flutter, homer-to-marge, freddie mercury, pickle-pounder

Announcements: Check FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): During the EC run Aquaman said he was on a secret mission, until Warbucks and YHC got him to spill the beans.  He is not very good a secrets.  Aquaman wanted to complete EC at a sub-8 minute pace and Warbucks and YHC were happy to help him complete that mission and paced him to the finish.  Not only did Aquaman get sub-8, he completed EC with a 7:38 pace and a PR for 1 and 2 miles!  Props to Aquaman for accelerating his fitness!

Prayer: Buttwax’s colleague and Raleigh Police Officer named Corey, 25 years old, was recently diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma; Young Clay who is battling with Cancer; Crablegs; Safe holiday travel; unspoken prayers

Get off of my lawn….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055gPFJIx34

Warm Up:  Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, High Knees, Butt Kickers, light jog

The Workout: You’d of thought that it would be a little less smelly at R4TJ with certain company off frittering.  The Holly Springs landfill continues to give and give.  One of our newest PAX Snap informed us that he had a place along our route.  To which our man Cowboy quickly replied, “you might want to watch out for this one guy we run with sometimes…”  We were then onto our task of the morning –  The Little Dipper.  We had 5+ miles logged in the end.  Lots of good Picking Up The 6 by Slide Rule and Snap. – https://www.strava.com/routes/17536755

Mary: She knows… She knows…

Announcements:  FREE Safety Training at the fire station next Thursday.  Bring smoke detectors to donate.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up the safety opportunity at the fire station – let’s support him and the firehouse next week!!!

Prayer:  Silent Prayers in COT but YHC extended prayers to all PAX over this holiday weekend.  Stay safe and enjoy your families.

Post-EC:  Nemo, Redenbacher, and YHC shared some sprints up Ting ramp in Yogurt’s honor.

Fuquay Varina – The Other Downtown

PT was lit up early this morning for an EC run. 29 total HIM ready for Tour de Quay – Part Deux (the other side) No FNG’s

EC:
10 strong – Yogurt going for the fritter

FartSack:
Roger Roger (or possible kid issues)

Warm Up:
Small group Indian run, stop at Mexican Restaurant parking lot

Red bull smurf jacks x25 IC
Reverse carolina dry docks x20
Bat wings 4×20 IC
Up downs x10

The Workout:
Mosey to FV Chamber of Commerce
Chilly broad jumps (two lines)

Pledge of Allegiance

Mosey to Church parking lot
Broad jump burpee ladder across parking lot, increase merkins on each jump (ex. 5th burpee will have 5 merkins in it)

Mosey back up to Fidelity bank lot
Sneaky Gorilla x10

Mosey back to guard rails near start
Irkin/nippler count down on guard rails x15, x10, x5
*YHC called an audible to finish up at tennis court due to high traffic*

Mosey back to courts
Finish up with merkins/nipplers x10 each, x5 each

Mary:
Fabreze (Big Boy sit-ups and air presses with 6inch hold) 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, 10:50
Dying cockroach
Figure 8’s
Have a nice “Hump” day

Announcements:
FB and Slack
Charity blurb for April

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu did EC EC and was the sweeper today holding the PAX together.

Prayer:
Coal Ash uncle passed, Moby’s dad, Shredder, Crab Legs, Durham blast

Way to get after it today men. Should have clocked around 2 miles and broke a sweat. Thanks for letting me lead a great group of HIM. Make HUMP DAY great!

BS Out!

CarPex’s 777s at Thunder

Pax of 8 came out for a last minute announced Q of CarPex’s finest transplant (Peeping Tom) & YHC.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

Mosey to field near Volleyball court
Circle up for:
20 SSH IC
15 Windmills IC
15 Standard Merkins IC
The Workout:

Mosey to horseshoe things
At each line do 2 double merkin burpee
At the end do 30 prisoner squats OYO
Going back do WWM at each line
Plank hold for the 6
20 Homer to Marge IC

Mosey to the rock pile
Every grab a non travelling rock
20 IC curls, rows, shoulder presses, triceps while randomly switching rocks each time

Replace rocks and mosey to the lone picnic table
At the table do 20 Derkin, Earkins, and Dips IC

At this point we transitioned to YHC for the 777s portion of the workout.

First 7:

Mosey to posts with metal bars for rails (go clockwise around the baseball fields to get there). 7 upright rows on the bars & 7 squats in the field – repeato each 3 times.

Second 7:

Mosey to the horeshoe pit. 7 shoulder taps, bear crawl to other end, 7 merkins, crawl bear back. Repeat both ends 3 times.

Third 7:

Mosey to the lower shelter. 7 IC balls to the wall, 7 IC wall sit. Repeato both 3 times.

Fourth 7:

Mosey to the tennis courts, line up on long end. 7 crab cakes, crab walk to other end, 7 LBCs IC, walk crab (backwards) back to start. Repeato each end 3 times.
Mary:

Have a nice day
Announcements:

See announcements post. Upcoming first responder training.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Bulls eye – being at Thunder solo + signing on to co-Q Crazy Ivan.
Prayer:

Crab legs, shredder, silent.