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Pebbles to boulders

FNGs: Not likely at 24 degrees

Warm Up: SSH, Daisy-pickers, Fazios, Flapping Birds, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Too cold to stand around Womble, so YHC decided a field trip was in order.  Set out in a fellowship run and (taking a page out of Aquaman’s book) stopped at each intersection to build a workout, exercises = PAX choice.

Stop 1 = 10 merkins
Stop 2 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees (POTS birthday choice)
Stop 3 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges
Stop 4 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges + 10 monkey humpers

Proceeded to the parking deck for some ‘forest to the sea’ (bear crawl followed by crab walk) and then moseyed on to the rock pile.  PAX informed to select a ‘medium to large’ rock.  YHC noted an extremely liberal interpretation of that size range; seemed like pebbles to boulders.  PAX executed ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’ (deadlift into biceps curl into shoulder press into triceps extension = 1 rep X 10).  Moved three rocks to the right for PAX choice exercises including curlz for the gurlz, shoulder press and bus driver.  Returned the rocks for the mosey back.

On the return route PAX stopped at each intersection for ab exercises, building as before:

Stop 1 = 10 gas pumpers
Stop 2 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders
Stop 3 =  10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels (Florence demonstrated admirable enthusiasm during cadence call, and neighborhood residents are now aware of F3).
Stop 4 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels + 10 plank jacks

Mary:Completed the mosey back to Womble for some smurf jacks.  YHC was due for an early morning meeting, so handed the keys to Dauber and he brought it home with WWIIs, Freddie Mercurys and yoga stretches.

Announcements: Happy birthday POTS!  51 big ones.  See social media re helping at Mama’s House

T-Claps (Recognition): The Masters for joining up again for a full beatdown, no Metamucil required.

Prayer:  Alex, family friend of Florence with cancer, military, first responders, unspoken.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  Aye!

Freezing Cold. Devil Music. Kettlebells. Can’t Feel My Fingers.

FNGs:  wicked cold start (29 degrees) under a beautiful crescent moon.  No FNGs in sight.  Planted shovel flag and broke out my Pandora and Bose speaker.  We were going to rock out some kettlebell exercises to some heavy metal, or what Sprinkler called, devil-worshiping music.  16 bit loved the music btw!

Warm Up:  Joined FedEx with the Mutiny PAX for warm-up that began with a nice run around the track.  LED captured the moment by saying something to the effect, “This stupid Shield Lock thing.  I wouldn’t be out here otherwise.  You ‘Masters’ are killing me”.  Nice to be back in the Quay and loved by my brethren.  Still couldn’t feel my fingers.  Mosey to the open parking lot for the following exercises:  SSH, Sir Fozios, static stretching with arms, Mike Phelps, squat hold.  From squat hold into merkins and various plank hold positions.

The Workout:  5 PAX headed to the shelter with their kettlebell.  We welcomed Yogurt to his first Red October AO.  YHC wanted an up-tempo workout (trying to stay warm) with lots of rinse and repeats incorporating three exercises at a time (10-25 counts).

25 KB swings, 10 elevated Plank one arm pulls from the wall, 10 rut ros  (R & R)

10 Upright Rows, 10 Wonder Bras, 10 figure 8s (ic) (R & R)

10 Leg ups (alternating L/R), 10 Halos, 10 Goblet squats (R & R)

10 Lawn mower pulls while leaning against picnic table, 10 toe taps, 10 plank slap taps (R & R)

10 Shoulder thrusters, 10 O/H press from your knees (stopped that after realizing Yogurt was in shorts), 10 derkins, 10 erkins

About this time, we left our bells and headed to the wall for BTTW and People’s Chair.  15 count, alternating 10 count down the line with PAX and finished with a 30 cadence count.  Back to the kettlebells.

Mary: No sight of mutiny PAX.  On our Six for Nipplers, chest press, H2M, 6 inch, skull crushers, WWIIs, Heels 2 Heaven.  Looked up and saw FedEx with the PAX on the tennis courts.  Mosey and joined them.  PAX looked spent on our arrival.  FedEx tossed me the keys with 4 mins left.  Not knowing what PAX had just gone through, I called out American hammers. Oops.  Lots of groans.  I guess they just did a bunch.  We knocked out 10, added cockroaches, box cutters, have a nice day.

Announcements:  Watch Slack/FB for info about Mama’s house (painting, sanding, etc.). Stay tuned for SB squares.

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX who came out.

Prayer:  Warmth.  Military (deployed, those going through tough times, suicide-thoughts, UNSPOKEN, PAX who have injuries or illness.

FedEx took us out.

 

An honor and privilege leading you men in the gloom on this frigid morning.  – Dauber

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

January 17 2020 / at Cletus (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo and 187

PAX:  20

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout: 

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Merkins (10 reps)

Sprint back

  1. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements: 

Breach -Feb 7 -Travis Manion foundation 2nd F event

LED – Jan 25  – Mama’s House of Thrift cleanup and repair event

Prayers:

Florence – Friends 12 year old friend upcoming bone marrow transplant

Pickles (CARPEX) – Betty (Mother in law) has pneumonia

Unspoken,

Military

First Responders

You Skipped Eight!

Five PAX accepted the challenge to get stronger and better on this rainy day that was not so rainy. After listening to the rain all night, I was pleased that anybody was posting, especially after the late-night BCS championship game. Five PAX posted and guess what? No rain.

Warm-up: Short run to BB courts. SSH 30x, GMs 15x, Imperial walkers 10x, Hillbillies 10x.

Thrust squats using proper form: 1 squat, 2 thrust legs back to plank, 3 thrust legs up to squat, 4 straighten legs—that’s one. We did 10 OYO, followed by 10 Burpees OYO using newly learned form.

Challenge 1: Bat wings. OH claps 20x, Seal claps 20x, Fozio forward 20x, Fozio back 20x. Hold arms out in between, recovery at end.

Rocks Off! Multiple squats and arm exercises using rock of choice. Mosey to rock pile, choose carefully! Nemo went big! 20x tricep extensions, goblet squats, curls, tap the rock squats, bus drivers, prisoner squats, wonder bras, more squats. Return rocks.

Challenge 2: Around the Clock Merkins. Mosey back to BB court. Starting position, move, exercise! Starting at 12 o’clock, we counted down and shifted one number at a time. While planning this, I determined that once you’re done with NINE, you are more than halfway. Thus, after completing NINE, I announced that we were more than halfway. Well, I guess that threw me off because I went straight from NINE to SEVEN. Da Business didn’t mention it until after COT!

Time to Step Up! Two rounds of step ups and dips. Mosey to ledge at front of building.

Mary: Hello Dolly 10x. Dauber insisted on Mary by himself on the “dry” ground by the school’s front doors. We determined that the security video would feature him and would be shown in the teachers’ breakroom throughout the day. He changed his location after I called out Pickle Pounders 20x. Box cutters 15x. Six-inch hold 30 seconds. Have a nice day!

Challenge 3: How’s your work/F3/family life balance? Are you spending 10 hours a day at work? At least an hour at day with F3 bros? How ‘bout intentional time with your family? Especially the M. Time for a reality check?

Prayer requests: Safe travels for Sprinkler, who is traveling to Charlotte area for a few days for training. Other prayers unspoken.

Announcements: Mooooovie night (1917) at HS theatre tonight.

No Hoopla, Just a Beat Down

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Rolled into DT parking lot and planted the shovel flag.  I found a handful of PAX slowly emerge from their cars into the sprinkles, temps in 60s! and fog.  Some had rain jackets and hats in preparation for the wet conditions.  Alerted PAX the majority of workout would be under the parking deck where the Onnit kettlebell workouts were held last quarter.  Some mumble chatter about the NFL games over the weekend, the college football championship game tonight and PAX simply wanting to avoid any Hoopla this am, wanting simply, a nice beat down in the gloom.  Not wanting to disappoint, we ventured off into the darkness of downtown Holly Springs.  Nice easy run around the block and then  had PAX center up in the parking garage.  Lead PAX in the following warmup exercises: 25 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 O/H claps. 10 Seal Claps, 10 Sir Fazios (F/B)

The Workout:  PAX followed Q executing Ws sliding side to side slapping the ground at the apex all the down the lengths of the garage.  At the end of the garage, PAX started at the wall in front of a parking lot stripe.  PAX bear crawled the length of the stripe and completed one burpee and then back peddled to the start of the wall.  Next go -increased burpees to 2.  Rinse and repeat until we reached 5 burpees.  Recovered on the wall with 5c People’s Chair immediately followed by 5c BTTW.  Q called out a different PAX to lead the cadence count increasing the count from 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 for both exercises.  With sweat rolling off the brow, we set off doing karaoke, switching up at the halfway point, until we reached the end wall.  Why not more BTTW/people’s chair?  Q started with a 5 count.  Had PAX execute lunges alternating L/R until they reached halfway point.  Q called 10 merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  10c BTTW/PC.  Alternating lunges to a shorter distance.  Executed 10 wide grip merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  More 10c BTTW/PC.  Lunges again.  10 Diamond merkins.  Back peddled to wall for 10c BTTW/PC.  Karaoke to the opposite end of garage switching up at the halfway point.  Feeling frisky, Q called for more BTTW 10c.  Followed by 10 squats.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey back to the far corner for Mary and COT.

Mary:  Each PAX called a 10c core exercise 2X.  Exercises included:  Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, plank hold, Freedom hammers, Supermans, Box cutters, crab slap? (forgot name Shredder), LSF, H2M, merkins, WWIIs, Freddie Mercury, and some YOGA thrown in for good measure.  Pot stirrers and ospreys.

Announcements:  Game tonight at M4L – Geaux Tigers!  Movie night tomorrow at HS – 1917, show starts at 745PM.  ATT long ass training,  see Slack, FB.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Fanny Pack for completing a 7 pack last week – OUTSTANDING effort; good luck making your shovel flag

Prayer:  Sprinkler took us out (thank you).  Unspoken prayers, prayers for out first responders, firies in Australia, military around the world keeping us free.

 

An honor leading you men in the gloom.  No hoopla.  Just a beat down.  – Dauber

QSWAP DAY 5: UTI ….. FOREVER MORE….

A pre-blast was sent to Carpex and South Wake looking for support for the to-be Q at Dazed and Confused.  With the numbers that these two regions have the potential to bring, YHC thought this was an appropriate time to swallow his pride and make the request for a name change.  I know… I know… I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!  But if there was ever a time to get the votes I needed, it would be today.  And hey, I’ve heard some of the mumblechatter about South Wake naming.  Peeping Tom’s name got shortened to PT when he moved to Carpex – Carpex will be sympathetic to my plight…. right?

1000 HCs were requested, the votes came in…

Carpex –

  • 10 HCs
  • 4 Laughed with me (I think)
  • 1 SC
  • 2 “Peeing” emoji – inappropriate!!!  EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING I’M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM!!!  Calm…  Calm…
  • 1 “No Entry” emoji – I assume this just means no, I’m not trying to enter anything…  Minds in the gutter in this region…

SouthWake

  • 8-ish HCs
  • A whole bunch of protests –  “We Love You UTI… Never change..” stuff like that
  • A threat that I would be “Getting an English Ripping” – Australians… Am I right?

As 187 commented on the pre-blast, “UTI ….. FOREVER MORE….”

***I had no intention of changing my name.  Do we even have 1000 PAX between our 2 regions?  If 1000 had HC’d or shown up I might have had to change my name… I mean that would be some vote!  This exercise was for fun and a mockery of those posts you often see out on the social medias.  I scouted the FB pages of some of my elderly relatives for research and treaded lightly around the ones that focus on serious illnesses.  This was my inspiration 😀

 

EC: Warbucks, Full House, The Joker, 187, Skidmark, Lipstick, Pikachu

FNGs: Too Scared…

Warm Up: Mozy under the parking deck

Circle Up

1 Burpee

Daisy Pickers

2 Burpees

Windmills

3 Burpees

Imperial Walkers\Hillbillies

4 Burpees

SSH

5 Burpees

The Workout:

Thang 1

Count off 1,2,3

  • Group 1 Top of the Deck, Star Jumps until relieved
  • Group 2 Stairs, run to the top to relieve Group 1
  • Group 3 Bottom of the Deck, WWIIs until relieved

Groups 1, 2, and 3 cycled through this rotation until all 3 groups completed 10 climbs up the stairs

*Flaw in the structure of this, should have created groups of 3 and had them split up into 3 stations, continuing the rotation as a team of 3.  T-claps to Shut-In and other PAX that started calling out group numbers as they got to their new stations to help keep everyone moving.  Lesson learned for next time 😀

Thang 2

All PAX to the top of the parking deck, line up on the half wall

Bear Crawl the long way down the lot stopping at each light pole for 5 Merkins OYO

T-Claps to Theismann for calling out Chill Cut moves (and not Have A Nice Day) while we brought in the 6.  Lucky Charms and Pikachu – you guys are fast on those Bear Crawls!!!

Return to the other side of the lot – this time Lunge Walks, 10 LBCs at each light pole.

Thang 3

Mozy to the opposite stair case and descend.  People’s Chair while we wait for the 6.

Partner-up, Balls 2 the Wall / Sprints Out and Back on the short length of the deck.  AND SWITCH

5x per partner

Mary:  Runners Pose each side, Pigeon Pose each side, Have A Nice Day!

Announcements:

  • Q-Swap Week Continues Saturday – Banana Seat has your Q at Pheonix (Bond Park)
  • 2f2f lunch today at noon, Societa in RTP
  • Yahoo is back and safe
  • M4L, Shout out to the regular HIM that are making the trip to Bergdaw (sp?) – Encourage more of that from all PAX.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Thanks all for the great week in Carpex.  YHC completed a 5 pack in your beautiful region.  Terrific Hosts, putting 5-stars in Yelp, I’ve LIKED your FB page

Prayer:

  • Disco Duck is moving mom into a retirement home.  Prayers for a smooth transition.
  • Meatloaf’s 2.0 is heading back to college
  • Prayers for Chicken Little’s brother or friend.  No details but he needs your prayers.
  • Service men/women
  • South Wake’s own, Walaby
  • UTI prayed that Carpex might actually “bring it” next week… I guess we’ll see… 😀

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo

PAX:  16

Blue Hen, Doc, Brony, Florence, Flanagan, Nemo, Snap, Java, Fanny Pack, Cinder, Hardy, Dauber, Dahmer, Sprinkler,  Yogurt, POTS

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout:

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Sprint back

  1. Passing the sandbags to the left, right over, and under.
  2. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary: The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Marathon & Half Marathon March 15.

Prayer:  Prayers for the unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

Dora, Rocks and Nutcracker

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Drove into the Nut parking lot and saw 7 men ready to go.  Doc and Yogurt pulled in right before go time.  Planted shovel flag.  Shared with PAX multiple awakenings throughout the night, fearing I would sleep through my Q.  Clock struck 530 on a cold (mid 30’s) early morning.  Set out for a nice run around the school.  Flanigan shared he and Nemo had got some early miles in.  I reminisced about previous beat downs here with Moby.  Circled school and headed to parking lot next to fence/rock pile.  The following exercises got us going:  25 SSH, 10 Daisy pickers, 10 Willie Mays Hays, 10 O/H claps, 10 Seal Claps, 10 Imperial walkers.  Partner up.  One partner went and got a medium sized rock.  Other PAX held plank.

The Workout:  Pre-blast touted using rocks during a Dora.  Modified the Dora knowing Pots had a wonderful arm workout planned for TBD tomorrow.  Instructed PAX to complete the following with rocks as a team of two:  200 goblet squats, 200 plank touches (slap rocks from GP) IC, and Toe-tappers (soccer drill) IC.  PAX not using a rock, ran a lap around the outside parking lot.  T-claps for Flanigan helping Pots and me out complete our reps!  We had a few more minutes and conducted the following exercises with rocks:  6 inch hold with rock over chest, 10 chest presses.  PAX without rocks did LBCs.  Return rocks.  Headed to front parking lot with shovel flag.

Mary:  Air was better without the smell of diesel (bus warming up).  Cooled down with 10 plank jacks, 10 Mtn climbers, 10 H2M, 10 H2M L leg crossed and 10 H2M R leg crossed, 10 box cutters, 10 dying cockroaches, 10 Freddie Mercury.  YOGA stretches (e.g. warrior I, II, pigeon, plank, downward dog, etc.)

Announcements:  CSAUP run ATT, CPR training, Carpex swaps

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX coming out today (half of them were over 50!  RESPECT!). And Flanigan for helping with some extra reps.


Prayer:  PAX going through some child custody issues, Colonoscopy for Dauber’s wife today, Military deployed, Australian fires, Unspoken.  Sprinkler took us out.

 

An honor and blessing to lead men. -Dauber