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Working the Balls at Cletus

EC: Full House and YHC…  No ShamWow!?

We met Emeril and Dawg from the Ivan crew on the way.  Bird calls summoned us to the road as they passed.  Some light chatter about combining the workouts, Emeril had doubts on the Ivan numbers.  YHC had at least 2, no way Shammy wouldn’t show – he HC’d and we had comms the whole week before.  We lost an HC from Lippy to a bedtime shoulder injury (curious).  Expected maybe Abe too at least, Cletus would be good.  Emeril and Dawg did and out and back, Full and I turned the corner and returned through Downtown.

On the return, the shitter was full…  Lippy? Full House had to seek alternative facilities.  Shammy?  His car was in the lot.  Nevermind, Shammy entered the lot from the gloom, he turned a lap or 2 inside the park.  Dawg emerged from the Men’s room looking pretty relieved.  I shouted to call out if they wanted to merge.

TexMex showed up – he seemed like a familiar face, he apparently had posted a long time ago once and had decided to return on his own.  TCLAPS

We had McNugget show as well and Warbucks too.  Shammy was admiring his arms and the beard he grew since their last encounter.  6 for Cletus!

FNGs: zilch

Warm Up: Windmills, Imperials, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings

The Workout:  Mozy around the soccer fields in an attempt to see the Ivan dudes.  Lot was empty and then mumblechatter started “So… no plan today UTI?”  I did have a plan but I recognized that we were unlikely to break 2 miles for the workout so I wanted to warm-up with some cardio while checking in on Ivan.   The chatter got me a little worked up though (the balls on these guys) so I had the PAX line-up, as I tapped them I sent them on a sprint on the long return from the Ivan lot to the tennis courts.  Mozy to the shelter for the first thang.

3 on the wall for Ball Walkers.  Balls to the Wall but with the goal to walk from one side of the wall to the other.  The other 3 started walking the tables, stepping up and down around the shelter.  We switched off for 3 turns of each. On to thang 2

Mozy to the playground.  PAX were instructed to do Pull Ups until they couldn’t and then move to the ground for WWIs.  Once all PAX were doing WWIs, YHC called for another set of Pull Ups.  3ish rounds of that.  Once done – YHC lined em up along one playground structure and set a target for the twisty slide.  Transportation method was a low army crawl on the elbows, balls just above the playground turf.  Completed one out and back.  That is a killer core workout, the form required for an army crawl is way more demanding on your core compared to you the bear crawl.  On to thang 3

Mozy to the amphitheater.  Inverted WWIs and Australian WWIs – these were performed 3x each.  Paired up, partner 1 lined their 6 up to the edge of the stage while partner 2 held their ankles.  Partner 1 went below the horizontal stage and then back up to complete 1 WWI for a 10 count – then switch.  Once complete, partner 1 lined up there 12 to the edge of the stage leaving their top half suspended over the ground.  Partner 2 again gave them some leverage by holding the legs.  On the up, Partner 1 brought their body up level with the stage.  PAX noted that this was particularly tough on the balls.  I didnt notice 😛  On to thang 4

YHC had first thought to head to the bars for some inverted rows but based on time I decided to stop short at the rock pile.  Each PAX picked up 2 rocks that they could palm in each hand.  You may see some symbolism here….  PAX lifted the rocks out to each side, straight above their heads, did tricep extensions, and straight out in front.  Each for a 10 count.

On the way to Mary – we stopped for one last pass at Ball Walkers.

Mary:  Pulled from a memory of TBD with Aquaman, we did a plank-o-rama for Mary.  Pickle Pounders, Merkins, Left Arm, Right Arm, and more were called until time was called.

Announcements:

HollyFest – https://signup.com/client/invitation2/secure/887034070647240073/false#/invitation

Tuesdays – 2nd F with 3 Alarm

Thursdays Disney Q spot open!!! – https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_pUOHvqkzXJLl3PEuq-IW-R1coWr0HZsAG5tvFMq3qg/edit#gid=1502788962

T-Claps (Recognition):  TexMex – Welcome Back!

Prayer:  Aquaman and others still working through injury.

When the Lights Come On!

A Tour De Womble as the birthday week Q streak continues. Got a seed idea the night before from Mookie asking about a song and artist, so we gave it a try! It worked well!

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: Good Mornings x15…that’s all.
The Workout: Mosey over to the far parking lot for some fast feet, curb crawls, Shoulder Taps IC x15, Irkins x15, Dirkins x15, and inverted curb crawls.

We moved over the the band shelter next for a 10 ct. per PAX People’s Chair and then Balls to the Wall. We then did Step-Ups x20, and Dips x20.

We then moseyed over to the picnic shelter for a picnic table/bench/abyss irkin crawl. We split the group in 2, one group used the tables/benches, while the other did LBC’s IC. Turned out each group got 60 LBC’s done.

We then did an Indian Run up to the ball field parking lot (the rougher one) for a rock push to the top, a plank hold, and Cusack return.

The PAX went on another Indian Run down to the Pit for a 7’s series. Foxhole Merkins on one end of the field, run, then Star Jumps on the other. We got a little over half when YHC realized it was time to mosey back to the tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Took a quick 25 Fence Squats and then on our six for a little Jason Aldean. Whenever the line “when the lights come ON!!!” it was a burpee. During all other parts it was mostly shoulder taps, Pickle Pounders, some LBC’s, and Homer to Marge. Good times!
Announcements: CSAUP at Hilltop Needmore Oct. 16th. 3rd F activities for HollyFest.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: FloJoe has a friend who’s got family on ventilators with COVID.

BossHogg VQ 9/24/21

-Cash In-
1 lap Indian Run
-Good mornings
-Rising Sun
-Inch worms
-Air Squats

-Then-
3 rounds
20 Triceps overhead
20 Curls
20 Goblet Squats
30 sec rest

(Go Heavy)
20 KB Swings
10-1 Mound mushers
1 Lap Mosey

15 KB Swings
7-1 Goblet Squats
1 Lap Mosey

10 KB Swings
5-1 Explosive Jump Squats
1 Lap Mosey

If time permits…

Cleans
Left Hand × 60 seconds
Rest 30 seconds

Right Hand × 60 seconds
Repeat if necessary

Cool down on our six.

Honoring all responders in the 9/11 attacks!

16 PAX got out this am and Honored those of 9/11 at Disney. We reflected on 9/11 and the rich history and heritage of FDNY. Truly sad that so many lost their lives that day. We honored them with our workout.

FNG: Welcome (David) TomTom

Warn Up: Had several pieces of fire hose that the PAX picked up. Moseyed to the end of PVA. SSH IC to 20. Good morning and cotton pickers all while I was giving facts of 9/11.

 

Workout: Moseyed over to PVA near football field. More 9/11 facts while we did squats, Frankenstein’s and we paired up for a patty cake merkins around PVA.

Next up we headed over to the side of the school. Here we learned that FDNY Ladder-3 lost the most firefighters assigned to this Fire Station. 27 was the number for wall sits and BTW. Moseyed over to the steps in the parking lot where I nominated Fanny Pack to pick 5 people. Once this was done we went up the stairs and moseyed over to the tennis courts. Here I had hidden 5 Scott Air Packs with the bottles. Those lucky 5 were the winners of wearing these packs the rest of the workout. This was to make everyone aware of what it takes to wear this for long periods of time…and we did not even have on any gear. Once everyone donned their air packs we moseyed down the stairs over to the High School Parking Lot. I had 6 sections of hoses. We broke off in 2 groups at opposite ends of the PVA. Exercises were done while the group pulled the hose to the end of the lot…there we switched up. Keep in mind that we were still caring the hose on our shoulders. We did 2 rounds of this and pulled all 6 sections 50’ long over to the Abyss. Here YHC had lights set up on the steps where we traveled them top to bottom and did exercises at the top.

 

Mary: We did several exercises all while learning facts of 9/11.

 

My message was it never gets old helping others. The feeling and reward are great. Those first responders responded selfishly to help others not knowing so many would lose their lives on 9/11.

In this job you have a sense of fulfillment & purpose. You have a higher purpose and you have stuck up for the people around you. You have served the richest and poorest. Seen people at their worst. Firefighting is really one of those egalitarian careers that looks out for all.

 

Bottom line I get paid to ride a Big Red Firetruck!!

Announcements: See Slack or FB

Prayers: Pots has a cousin needing prayers.

 

Thanks for allowing me to lead this morning.

Solo APs at KG

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
quick mosey around lot, SSH, good mornings, Frankenstein kicks, sir Fazio arm circles

The Workout:
Mosey to bleachers by baseball field. Adrian Peterson (crawl bear) up the bleachers and bear crawl back down.
Mosey around infield of baseball field and do 20 squats. repeated for 5 rounds.

Mosey to Playground for:
10 Turkish getup pullups then 10 step ups each leg under picnic shelter. x2 rounds
10 knee tuck windshield wipers (hanging) then 20 derkins x2 rounds

Mary:
Sally up: plank hold up/down
LSF, American hammers

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): YHC for beating the fartsack and running through the workout solo as expected with BRR coming up.

Prayer:
Unspoken

The People’s Q

FNGs:nope
Warm Up:
ssh, daisy pickers, good mornings, sir fazio arm circles, merkins
The Workout:
mosey to loading dock.
hold peoples chair for 10 count down and back 60 count total
repeat for BTTW
1 minute plank hold.
We repeated 3x with chill cut plank on round 2.

Mosey to guard rail for 10x irkins, derkins, dips. After each set, we moseyed to Sunset Lake Rd and back. 3 rounds were completed

Mosey to bottom of “the hill”. backward run, bear crawl, and crab walk to top, mosey back. at bottom we did merkins, squats, lbcs. 3 rounds were done.

Mary:
LSF, LBCs, stretching
Announcements: See Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of prep went into BRR training.
Prayer:
Unspoken, BRR health and travels

As it Turns Out…We did Have Phil Collins

The 4th Anniversary of Crazy Ivan, YHC had the pleasure to Q. So many great memories, at least for YHC for Crazy Ivan. After all, it was my first post ever in F3. Great guys like Nemo, Chips, Dauber, Dawgpound, and Dahmer have carried the torch for Holly Springs’ big Friday kettlebell workout. Thank you. YHC had joked in the pre-blast that Phil Collins would make the playlist, since I’d heard that Ivan had strayed away from the traditional metal playlist and got all soft. As it turns out, YHC was serious because I found a new use for Phil…see Mary!

FNG’s: no
Warm Up: Sir Fazios x 12 IC (F/R), Good Mornings x 12 IC, Imperial Walkers x 12 IC.
The Workout: Each man Cusacked his kettlebell to the end of the the long parking lot. We moseyed back to the end. We sprinted to get our kettlebell and did Wonderbra’s to certain points along the parking stretch. We repeated this until back to the official circle.

6 Exercise Tabata…the time is two PAX doing a certain Thang.

Thang 1: Carry our Atlast Ball (75 lb.) friend between 2 cones and do 5 merkins on the ball at one end and then return.

Thang 2: Farmer carry 2 45 lb. dumbbells to a heavy bag and do the DIY bench press x 15.

The rest of us in the circle did 3 round of each of these 6 exercises AMRAP: Halos, 1 Leg Deadlifts, Swings, Midget Love Handles, Midget Cookie Pouches, Snatch.

When finished we rolled over to the bandstand for a 10 count per PAX alternating People’s Chair and BTTW.

Mary: So YHC has tried to pull off some crazy stuff at workouts…but I can’t believe this worked and was well-received. Phil Collins – Take Me Home. We did Mary exercises during the verses including WW2’s, LBC’s, Dying Cockroach, American Hammers, Heel Taps, LSF’s, Freddie Mercury’s. These were done OYO. At the “I don’t mind” part, YHC would call for a plank hold. At the “Take…take me home!” part, YHC would call for a chill cut plank. It worked perfectly!
Announcements: Brute CSAUP, Breach 9-11 Heroes Run.
T-Claps (Recognition): These PAX…playing along with my shenanigans.
Prayer: Pikachu M and new job possibility, the men, women, victims of Afghanistan. Cancun took us out!

TBD

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:
Spine rotations, good mornings, Frankenstein kicks, sir fazio arm circles, daisy pickers

The Workout:
Mosey to rock pile and grab a medium size rock. PAX did exercises at each end of the parking lot with exercises on each end. We cusacked our rock across the parking lot and bear crawl pushed it back.
Exercises by rock pile:
Curls, overhead press, bus drivers, rut row

Exercises at other end of lot:
Squat, lunge, single leg dead lift

3 rounds were done and moseyed back to tennis courts.

Plank hold on back court line. Plank shuffle to left until Q called it. 1 merkin. Shuffle right, 2 merkins going up to 5 merkins. Mid-way the 2 pups got into a little scuffle, which was a nice break.

Mary:
LBCs, American hammers, and a few others

Announcements: See social media

T-Claps (Recognition):
HaxMat for lots of posting lately.

Prayer:
Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Too Many Bush Puns From Which To Choose

FNGs:  No
Warm Up:  Good morning, SSH, Merkin, …I dunno, maybe more.
The Workout:  EC Crew – YHC, Dahmer, Full House, and we picked up 187 on the way.  ME added Warbucks, Kosher, Wild Turkey, Cupid, Hasselhoff and Hazmat.

A little back blast background.  A distress call went out the day prior asking for someone to take the Q.  I didn’t want to, I knew I’d stress over putting it together, especially on such short time – so of course I knew I had to.  Get over yourself, Woody.  Put a leash on that anxious overthinking, you’re not organizing a group trek up Everest.  Well, I was right on all points.  Time crunch stress, check.  Overwhelmed by the multitude of exercise options, compounded by unfamiliarity with the vast majority of those goofy F3 names, check (choosing from a menu in a new restaurant can be a nightmare).  I even tried to back out last minute, messaging Cupid to see if he could step in because my stomach wasn’t feeling great – which was not untrue, I really am a bit off in that department, at the moment.  But soon after berated myself rather harshly for that chickens**t move, knowing it was just an excuse.

Realizing at the end of it all, that I’d once again needlessly worked myself into a tizzy because it really isn’t that complicated, check, check.  Stupid brain.

So I decided on stealing the simplest complete routine from the backblast archive, which came from a recent Deadbolt Q.  A bunch of suicides mixed with a bunch of sets of simple moves, for the entire show.  Turned out to be too simple, and after just three rounds, audibles were called the rest of the way.

  • Meet Me In the Middle:  Stole this one from Mookie.  PAX paired up at the bank and ran in opposite directions around the building, meeting on the other side for 10 Patty Cake Merkins.  Repeato for 3 laps (Total of 6 sets of PCM).
  • Moseyed to the middle-ish section of the parking lot, in front of the Tailor shop for the Deadbolt Special.  20 squats, 20 merkins, 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 SSH, then suicide run to 3 islands and back.  Repeat for a triple play.  Good show for all, picking up the six on this one.
    • Wild Turkey offered a fist bump on a suicide pass and I whiffed.  Sorry.
  • I couldn’t see how this could go on, so, audible time.  Moseyed to the stank wall for people’s chair, each calling a 10 count.
  • Then maybe LBC, IC?  I think that happened.
    • Disclaimer:  Items listed here may or may not have occurred in this order.  But probably did occur.
  • Mosey to the rail at Dunkin for some dips
  • Back to stank wall for BTTW
  • Mosey to another section of rail for more dips, realized the bushes were too overgrown and was referred to a larger section behind the car wash by PAX.
    • 187 moseyed through the car wash, but emerged on the other side no cleaner than when he had entered.
  • On approach of the more suitable rail/bush setup, many puns, double entendre, and otherwise inappropriate comments were thrown about.  Anyway, more dips here.
  • Mosey to rock pile, surprise burpees along the way.  PAX grabbed 2 smallish rocks for straight-arm shoulder raises, front and side raises.
    • All PAX were successful in throwing their rocks back into the pile except Cupid.  He missed.  Missed the whole quarry.  So PAX did 5 more burpees for that.
  • Mosey back to the tailor shop for a heap of LBC, IC
  • Jail break back to the start.

Mary:  I don’t think so.  Just a bit of stretching for the legs, IIRC.
Announcements:  Derek Davis run this weekend, and reminder that this is also a used shoe drive, so sign up and donate!
Prayer:  Full House’s mom scheduled for knee surgery.

Thanks, men, for the opportunity to battle my insecurities, indecision and scatter-brainness.  Keep coming back, get a little better every time.

Bear Sighting at Town Hall

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Regular mosey loop up around Raleigh St and back. Followed up with SSH x15, Daisy Pickers x10, Imperial Walkers x10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 (forwards/backwards), Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10.
The Workout: Mosied over to the rock pile and got a mediumish rock. Circled up in front of the amphitheatre for part 1.

Curls for the Girls x30, Triceps x30, Ruh Rohs x30. Dropped rocks and jogged around the library.
Rinse and repeat, but this time x20 on the exercises. Jog around the library.
Rinse and repeat with x10 on the exercises.
Returned rocks and mosied up to town hall for part 2.

Town Hall has a nice little courtyard in the back that YHC has always wanted to incorporate. We started with a bear crawl up the ramp. There are three levels. At the top level, we did low slow flutter x30. Middle level was shoulder taps x30. Lower level was WWIIs x30.
Rinse and repeat with another bear crawl up the ramp. Exercises were x20 this round.
Rinse and repeat with one more bear crawl. Exercises were x10 final round.
Mosey back to start.
Mary: Since part 2 included core work, we went straight into some yoga.
Announcements: Brute Squad CSAUP, Oct 16th at Hilltop Needmore.