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16 Cletus – Stronger by Merkin

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On the pre-blast, I challenged the PAX to post for multiple Merkins. After squeezing out six HCs, I was pleased to find a full parking lot at 5:25 am. EC: 187, Banana Seat, Slide Rule, UTI, Warbucks.

Warm up:

Good mornings (15), followed by Progressive versions of SSH (20)—Regular, Smurf Jack, Red Bull Smurf Jack (20)

Arm circles 10 forward, 10 backward. OK, I had to mix these in before tackling the RBSJs, just to catch my breath.

Recover on mosey to opposite parking lot.

The Thang:

Line up on curb, directly across from opposite curb.

Mike Tysons (plank, squat while in plank, Merkin) 5, 10, 15 near curb. Bear Crawl to and from opposite curb between reps.

Lunge walk to other curb, execute Circle of Merkins (left hand on curb 5; both hands on curb 10; right hand on curb 15; both feet on curb (20)). Lunge walk to and from opposite curb between reps.

 

Mosey to amphitheater:

Find a spot on the ledge. Dips 20x to warm up

Alternating dips on the ledge and People’s Chair on the wall

Find a spot on the wall. People’s chair 5, 10

 

Mosey to brick wall at back of Hunt Center:

15 Merkins to warm up

Alternating BTW and squats 5, 10, 15

 

Mary:

Popcorn through most of the PAX

American Hammers, Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, Bobby Hurley brick up, WWIIs, Box cutters, etc. Have A Nice Day 30 seconds.

 

Announcements:

Check Slack for Mama’s House repairs Saturday morning. Community Service

UTI says he added events to calendar, linked to the workout schedule. Also, he’s packing the Third F calendar to affect our community.

Banana Seat says Q School starting Monday, incorporated into workout. Highly recommended. Coming to a workout near you soon.

Prayer Requests: Wallaby, traveling PAX, injured PAX, first responders, military, Breach family

Those bear crawls were brutal

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short lap around the parking lot. SSH, Fazios, IW/HB, stretches.
The Workout: Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole and back again.

Pole 1: 10 burpees – bear crawl to the next pole…. and it was a long haul!

Pole 2: 15 – Plank Jacks – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 3: 20 – LBC – sprint to next pole

Pole 4: 25 – Star Jumps – mosey to next pole

Pole 5: 30 – SSH – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 6: 35 – Squats – Then back to poles 5 through 1 repeating each exercise.

Great working men encouraging each other on that last bear crawl back to pole 1.  Nicely done!

Mosey back to concession stand to finish up with peoples chair with seal claps and BTW 10 count for good measure.

Mary:  LBC, LSF, H2M, Box cuter, FM
Announcements: Possible new AO, check slack for more detail
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for bringing that last bear crawl round in.
Prayer: Sick PAX, Stressed PAX, Traveling PAX

Pebbles to boulders

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FNGs: Not likely at 24 degrees

Warm Up: SSH, Daisy-pickers, Fazios, Flapping Birds, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Too cold to stand around Womble, so YHC decided a field trip was in order.  Set out in a fellowship run and (taking a page out of Aquaman’s book) stopped at each intersection to build a workout, exercises = PAX choice.

Stop 1 = 10 merkins
Stop 2 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees (POTS birthday choice)
Stop 3 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges
Stop 4 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges + 10 monkey humpers

Proceeded to the parking deck for some ‘forest to the sea’ (bear crawl followed by crab walk) and then moseyed on to the rock pile.  PAX informed to select a ‘medium to large’ rock.  YHC noted an extremely liberal interpretation of that size range; seemed like pebbles to boulders.  PAX executed ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’ (deadlift into biceps curl into shoulder press into triceps extension = 1 rep X 10).  Moved three rocks to the right for PAX choice exercises including curlz for the gurlz, shoulder press and bus driver.  Returned the rocks for the mosey back.

On the return route PAX stopped at each intersection for ab exercises, building as before:

Stop 1 = 10 gas pumpers
Stop 2 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders
Stop 3 =  10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels (Florence demonstrated admirable enthusiasm during cadence call, and neighborhood residents are now aware of F3).
Stop 4 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels + 10 plank jacks

Mary:Completed the mosey back to Womble for some smurf jacks.  YHC was due for an early morning meeting, so handed the keys to Dauber and he brought it home with WWIIs, Freddie Mercurys and yoga stretches.

Announcements: Happy birthday POTS!  51 big ones.  See social media re helping at Mama’s House

T-Claps (Recognition): The Masters for joining up again for a full beatdown, no Metamucil required.

Prayer:  Alex, family friend of Florence with cancer, military, first responders, unspoken.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  Aye!

Murph / 2

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4 Pax braving cold Monday night workout

Warm Up:  Run one mile

The Workout:  50 Pull-ups, 100 Merkins, 150 squats

Mary: Run two miles

Announcements:  none

Prayer:  Silent

Freezing Cold. Devil Music. Kettlebells. Can’t Feel My Fingers.

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FNGs:  wicked cold start (29 degrees) under a beautiful crescent moon.  No FNGs in sight.  Planted shovel flag and broke out my Pandora and Bose speaker.  We were going to rock out some kettlebell exercises to some heavy metal, or what Sprinkler called, devil-worshiping music.  16 bit loved the music btw!

Warm Up:  Joined FedEx with the Mutiny PAX for warm-up that began with a nice run around the track.  LED captured the moment by saying something to the effect, “This stupid Shield Lock thing.  I wouldn’t be out here otherwise.  You ‘Masters’ are killing me”.  Nice to be back in the Quay and loved by my brethren.  Still couldn’t feel my fingers.  Mosey to the open parking lot for the following exercises:  SSH, Sir Fozios, static stretching with arms, Mike Phelps, squat hold.  From squat hold into merkins and various plank hold positions.

The Workout:  5 PAX headed to the shelter with their kettlebell.  We welcomed Yogurt to his first Red October AO.  YHC wanted an up-tempo workout (trying to stay warm) with lots of rinse and repeats incorporating three exercises at a time (10-25 counts).

25 KB swings, 10 elevated Plank one arm pulls from the wall, 10 rut ros  (R & R)

10 Upright Rows, 10 Wonder Bras, 10 figure 8s (ic) (R & R)

10 Leg ups (alternating L/R), 10 Halos, 10 Goblet squats (R & R)

10 Lawn mower pulls while leaning against picnic table, 10 toe taps, 10 plank slap taps (R & R)

10 Shoulder thrusters, 10 O/H press from your knees (stopped that after realizing Yogurt was in shorts), 10 derkins, 10 erkins

About this time, we left our bells and headed to the wall for BTTW and People’s Chair.  15 count, alternating 10 count down the line with PAX and finished with a 30 cadence count.  Back to the kettlebells.

Mary: No sight of mutiny PAX.  On our Six for Nipplers, chest press, H2M, 6 inch, skull crushers, WWIIs, Heels 2 Heaven.  Looked up and saw FedEx with the PAX on the tennis courts.  Mosey and joined them.  PAX looked spent on our arrival.  FedEx tossed me the keys with 4 mins left.  Not knowing what PAX had just gone through, I called out American hammers. Oops.  Lots of groans.  I guess they just did a bunch.  We knocked out 10, added cockroaches, box cutters, have a nice day.

Announcements:  Watch Slack/FB for info about Mama’s house (painting, sanding, etc.). Stay tuned for SB squares.

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX who came out.

Prayer:  Warmth.  Military (deployed, those going through tough times, suicide-thoughts, UNSPOKEN, PAX who have injuries or illness.

FedEx took us out.

 

An honor and privilege leading you men in the gloom on this frigid morning.  – Dauber

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

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Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

Half Dozen for 3, 5, and 6 miles @AGS..

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YHC made a return as Q to AGS this morning, having been a participant in a series of strong Q’s offered over the past few weeks by Slide Rule and Pikachu. With Speed Racer Hill repeats offered 2 weeks ago and a crazy labyrinth of hills concocted by Pikachu the week prior, YHC planned a 6 and 3 mile route for PAX that offered several gradual rolling hills.

Rolled out of Wescott and realized at the light at Sunset and Holly Springs Rd. that I was trailing 187, who was on his way to Womble. I laughed at the irony of trailing behind him and what would be the whole morning during the run. Arrived to see  several vehicles parked. Planted the flag and welcomed Cowboy, LED, and Sprinkler, who got headlocked by YHC at Panera yesterday after indicating he had never tried AGS.

50 degrees at go time. 6 o’clock hit and we were off to the back parking lot for the following exercise:

Warm Up: SSH X20. As we finished SSH’s, Redenbacher comes rolling in. 3  Burpees OYO for the late arrival.  Hillbillies X15, Imperial Walkers X15, Good Mornings X20, mosey back to the flag, squat hold for the six. Prison Squats in cadence- on YHC’s up and down.

Squat hold while I explained this morning’s routes…

The Workout: Testing out AGS for the first time, Sprinkler committed to 3 miles with Cowboy, who decided to run with him. The 3 mile and 6 mile route led PAX down and up Stinson to Bass Lake Road past Lowe’s food on the left. At the light at Holly Springs Road, 6 mi PAX headed toward Rhamkatte Village, while the 3 mi PAX took a left onto Holly Springs Road and the long way around the baseball fields to Grigsby back to the flag. LED, 187, Redenbacher proceeded up Rhamkhatte Rd to a right on Skymont. Followed Skymont all the way down to the greenway trail that leads to the neighborhood where we run EC at Paradise City. We got halfway down Skymont before Redenbacher had to “pull a Lipstick” and journey to the Jones Park facilities a little earlier than anticipated. Continued on with 187 and LED ahead in the distance.

Big shout out to 187 and LED for picking up the six frequently this morning. YHC was fatigued and just not feeling it, but they stuck with me making several circle backs. As we exited the greenway, we did a full loop around Arctic Ridge before heading back up the way we came, but this time visiting Veterans and Jones Park back onto Holly Springs Road, before making the final push to Womble.

After everything was said and done, LED and 187 got their 6 miles in. YHC, Redenbacher, and Cowboy got 5mi, and Sprinkler pushing a bit over his 3 target. Solid work for a Sunday morning.

Mary: She bailed on us.
Announcements: 3rd F next weekend. Mama’s House- help painting a ramp, 1 car garage, and touch up some windows. Check Slack this week for updates by LED on times, etc.. YHC challenged PAX this week to seek opportunities to help our community and volunteer time\resources. Great work by the Master’s Shield Lock Team yesterday. A simple gesture no matter how big goes a long way.

T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinkler’s first visit to AGS and getting miles in both yesterday and today. LED and 187 for picking up the six. Cowboy for holding Sprinkler accountable on his run as well as squeezing out extra miles around Womble. Redenbacher for escaping the clutches of the fartsack to join us just in time.

Prayer: Fonzie battling the flu. Those who are battling illness related to the flu and pneumonia. Those with newborns, continued prayers for continued health. YHC took us out.

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

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Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

You Skipped Eight!

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Five PAX accepted the challenge to get stronger and better on this rainy day that was not so rainy. After listening to the rain all night, I was pleased that anybody was posting, especially after the late-night BCS championship game. Five PAX posted and guess what? No rain.

Warm-up: Short run to BB courts. SSH 30x, GMs 15x, Imperial walkers 10x, Hillbillies 10x.

Thrust squats using proper form: 1 squat, 2 thrust legs back to plank, 3 thrust legs up to squat, 4 straighten legs—that’s one. We did 10 OYO, followed by 10 Burpees OYO using newly learned form.

Challenge 1: Bat wings. OH claps 20x, Seal claps 20x, Fozio forward 20x, Fozio back 20x. Hold arms out in between, recovery at end.

Rocks Off! Multiple squats and arm exercises using rock of choice. Mosey to rock pile, choose carefully! Nemo went big! 20x tricep extensions, goblet squats, curls, tap the rock squats, bus drivers, prisoner squats, wonder bras, more squats. Return rocks.

Challenge 2: Around the Clock Merkins. Mosey back to BB court. Starting position, move, exercise! Starting at 12 o’clock, we counted down and shifted one number at a time. While planning this, I determined that once you’re done with NINE, you are more than halfway. Thus, after completing NINE, I announced that we were more than halfway. Well, I guess that threw me off because I went straight from NINE to SEVEN. Da Business didn’t mention it until after COT!

Time to Step Up! Two rounds of step ups and dips. Mosey to ledge at front of building.

Mary: Hello Dolly 10x. Dauber insisted on Mary by himself on the “dry” ground by the school’s front doors. We determined that the security video would feature him and would be shown in the teachers’ breakroom throughout the day. He changed his location after I called out Pickle Pounders 20x. Box cutters 15x. Six-inch hold 30 seconds. Have a nice day!

Challenge 3: How’s your work/F3/family life balance? Are you spending 10 hours a day at work? At least an hour at day with F3 bros? How ‘bout intentional time with your family? Especially the M. Time for a reality check?

Prayer requests: Safe travels for Sprinkler, who is traveling to Charlotte area for a few days for training. Other prayers unspoken.

Announcements: Mooooovie night (1917) at HS theatre tonight.

No Hoopla, Just a Beat Down

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FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Rolled into DT parking lot and planted the shovel flag.  I found a handful of PAX slowly emerge from their cars into the sprinkles, temps in 60s! and fog.  Some had rain jackets and hats in preparation for the wet conditions.  Alerted PAX the majority of workout would be under the parking deck where the Onnit kettlebell workouts were held last quarter.  Some mumble chatter about the NFL games over the weekend, the college football championship game tonight and PAX simply wanting to avoid any Hoopla this am, wanting simply, a nice beat down in the gloom.  Not wanting to disappoint, we ventured off into the darkness of downtown Holly Springs.  Nice easy run around the block and then  had PAX center up in the parking garage.  Lead PAX in the following warmup exercises: 25 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 O/H claps. 10 Seal Claps, 10 Sir Fazios (F/B)

The Workout:  PAX followed Q executing Ws sliding side to side slapping the ground at the apex all the down the lengths of the garage.  At the end of the garage, PAX started at the wall in front of a parking lot stripe.  PAX bear crawled the length of the stripe and completed one burpee and then back peddled to the start of the wall.  Next go -increased burpees to 2.  Rinse and repeat until we reached 5 burpees.  Recovered on the wall with 5c People’s Chair immediately followed by 5c BTTW.  Q called out a different PAX to lead the cadence count increasing the count from 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 for both exercises.  With sweat rolling off the brow, we set off doing karaoke, switching up at the halfway point, until we reached the end wall.  Why not more BTTW/people’s chair?  Q started with a 5 count.  Had PAX execute lunges alternating L/R until they reached halfway point.  Q called 10 merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  10c BTTW/PC.  Alternating lunges to a shorter distance.  Executed 10 wide grip merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  More 10c BTTW/PC.  Lunges again.  10 Diamond merkins.  Back peddled to wall for 10c BTTW/PC.  Karaoke to the opposite end of garage switching up at the halfway point.  Feeling frisky, Q called for more BTTW 10c.  Followed by 10 squats.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey back to the far corner for Mary and COT.

Mary:  Each PAX called a 10c core exercise 2X.  Exercises included:  Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, plank hold, Freedom hammers, Supermans, Box cutters, crab slap? (forgot name Shredder), LSF, H2M, merkins, WWIIs, Freddie Mercury, and some YOGA thrown in for good measure.  Pot stirrers and ospreys.

Announcements:  Game tonight at M4L – Geaux Tigers!  Movie night tomorrow at HS – 1917, show starts at 745PM.  ATT long ass training,  see Slack, FB.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Fanny Pack for completing a 7 pack last week – OUTSTANDING effort; good luck making your shovel flag

Prayer:  Sprinkler took us out (thank you).  Unspoken prayers, prayers for out first responders, firies in Australia, military around the world keeping us free.

 

An honor leading you men in the gloom.  No hoopla.  Just a beat down.  – Dauber