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12 Days of Christmas, Foxworthy Style

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EC run: 187, Skidmark, LED, Cowboy, Lipstick, Yogurt

Yoga EC: Crosby, Emeril, Pikachu, Sliderule, Wiggly

PAX of 22 enjoyed a helping of redneck culture on this cool, rainy morning

Warm Up: SSH 25, GM 20, shoulder/tricep stretches 10 count, Moroccan night clubs (20 shoulders back), Fozio arm circles F10/R10, erkins 10.

The Workout: Following Jeff Foxworthy’s 12 days, Yogurt dished out the following circuit. Partners run opposite direction in loop, converge and complete the Day’s exercise reps upon three meetings (3x).

12 Pack o’ Bud – Wheelbarrow, 1+ burpees upon switch, modify to lunge walk as needed (try to keep it under 12 burpees for the circuit)
11 wrastlin’ tickets – No wrastlin’, but broke back merkins instead (3×11)
10 o’ Copenhagen – That tin goes in your back pocket, so on your 6, then 10 WWIIs (3×10)
9 years’ probation – 9 prisoner squats – self explanatory (3×9)
8 table dancers – 8 pickle pounders – self explanatory (3×8)

No time for the following 7 day of Christmas:
7 packs of Redman – Again, that ‘backer goes in your back pocket (LBCs)
6 cans of Spam – 6 crunches
5 flanel shirts – hand release merkins
4 big mud tires – 4 IC Freddie Mercuries
3 shotgun shells – 3 star jumps
2 huntin’ dawgs – 2 downward dogs
And some parts to a Mustang G.T. – 12 merkins just because parts is parts

Mary: Foot strengthening exercises – Using fence as balance bar, in cadence, (1) slightly bend knees, (2) roll to balls of feet, keeping knees bent (this is where you’ll feel the strengthening), (3) straighten knees, staying on balls of feet, (4) return to starting position. These ballet exercises will strengthen your feet, helping to prevent plantar fasciitis and other foot injuries. Other Mary: low slow flutter.

Announcements: CSAUP Saturday 12/15/18, begins and ends at Womble Park, 6-10 am. Support vehicle driven by Forceps. Bring water, food, change of clothing for rain. Also, Breach says wear RED on Fridays to remember and support troops who are deployed.

Prayer: Double D’s wife and recovery from surgery, Pablo’s mom’s recovery, Ausfart, and PAX in general.

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

Blockness Monster (Nutcracker 11/27) Backblast

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Pax of 11 for some fun with cinderblocks

Flannigan, Peak Week, Norm, Buford, Slide Rule, Da Business, Blue Hen, Crablegs, Banana Seat, Moby

Breach on the Q

Warm Up:  Jog around the front parking lot and circle up for 20 counts: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Frankensteins and Side Straddle Hops.

The Workout: Every man grabs a block, the block cannot touch the ground unless its part of the exercise or the pax drops for 10 merkins

John Cusack over to the side lot and circle back up for 20x Curls for the girls, Tricep extensions and goblet squats

Block on the shoulder and mosey to the loading dock, 20x big boy sits up with feet in the block, 10 counts Blockees, 20 count peoples chair with a block in the lap and 20 count balls to the wall on top of the block.

Block on the shoulder mosey over to the basketball court for some Blocktamano. Pax circles up and holds block out in front of themselves, one man drops his block and runs around the circle hitting each block as he runs by until he gets back to his block. Each pax member runs around the circle, first clockwise, then counter-clockwise. Paused for 20 count derkins called out by Flannigan.

John Cusack to the Stop sign, 20 count irkins called out by Slide Rule on the block and 20 counts LBC’s called out by Buford.

Block on the shoulder, mosey back to the front of the school and circle up for Block Webs to 5.

Mary: 20 counts of LBC’s,  Leg Lifts and Hello Dollys

Announcements: CSAUP coming up, check Facebook for details and to sign up, Banana Seat going to look into getting us into the 5k at Wrightsville for free like last year and Crablegs is going to try and run it. Wrightsville 1/2 sign up and looking into shirts.

Prayer: Be thankful and be present, try to help those in need and look in just a small way try to make someone’s day better. There is never too small of a good deed.

Saddle up partner

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25 men posted on a questionably warm morning for a Virgin Q. It appears the men always turn out for the virgins. Great job by Cowboy stepping up and taking the lead.

EC: Pablo, 187, Cowboy, Crosby, Skidmark, CHiPs, Yogurt, PSI. Pablo is a HC for BRR next year. Confirmed this morning. Way to step up Pablo and lead by example. Freed to Lead.

Warm Up: Took a light lap around Ting Park with intermittent stops for SSH, Good Mornings, Monkey Humpers, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins all in cadence for a 20 count.
The Workout: 4 Corners: Corner 1 – 10 Squat Jumps Sprint to Corner 2 Corner 2 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers Lunge Walk to Corner 3 Corner 3 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers, 30 Bobby Hurleys Sprint to Corner 4 Corner 4 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers, 30 Bobby Hurleys, 40 Prisoner Squats Lunge Walk to Corner 1 Mosey to the base of Ting Hill (the Ramp). Run backwards to the trash can and complete 50 LBCs Sprint down the hill and complete 5 Burpees Run backwards all the way to the top of the hill and complete 50 LBCs Sprint down the hill and complete 5 Burpees and hold plank for the 6 (or until Skidmark made folks do pushups)
Mary: Around the circle PAX choice for a 10 count exercises. Consisted of some merkins, squats, al gores, low slow flutter, pickle pounders, homer to marge, and others.
Announcements: South Wake CSAUP – 15-Dec 6-10 AM, ~10 Miles with multiple beat downs, begins and ends at Womble Park. Pikachu is coordinating and sign up is on Slack and Facebook Brony brought up Hello Kitty from Carpex working in graphic design who will be putting together some design options for new South Wake logos. 187 indicated others are looking into this as well. Look to facebook for more information or reach out to Brony.
Prayer: Remember always (but especially during the holidays) to make sure you are there and present for your spouse and family. Unspoken requests are out there I am sure

1 Year on the Q

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It has been 1 full year for me on the Q at Disney, and no regrets.  One thing I really appreciate about F3 is every time you head out to post, no matter what AO, what day, you never know what you will find.  Every workout is unique based on the group that shows up that day.  Today was great.  I showed up to keep the EC streak alive and like clockwork 187 was at the ready.  He and I had a great run, nice pace, great conversation.  A small group had gathered and then was treated to a 12 Oaks clown car.  I announced the official fartsack as the one (actually was HC+EC) contact me 4:39am to let me know his mind was telling him yes, but his body was saying no – needed a day to rest the legs.

Warm Up:  Off we went for a rather fast lap of the soccer fields then circle up for some warm up exercises and stretches.
The Workout:  On the short jog down the lot we stopped at some posts and lined up for 3 sets of assisted deep squats and merkins.  On the jog to the lower lot we hit the bench for 3 sets of the following no recovery between exercises) tempo dips ICx5, 10 count plank hold, shoulder taps ICx15, mt. climbers ICx15, LBCs ICx20 and SSH ICx15.  Recovered between sets with jog around lot.  Some dude rolled up in a pickup and stared us down for a full set only to find out he parks up on the pad and was just patiently waiting for us to clear out.  Went back on the jog to the start and threw down 3 sets of BTTW alternating with fast squat jumps.
Mary:  Plank-o
Announcements:  HSHM coming up, normal U Turn this Sat
Prayer:  187’s sister, victims of the LA shooting, F3 guys dealing with injuries.  YHC took us out.

Democracy Rules

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Warm Up: Typical stretching
The Workout: HSHM out and back 5 Miles round trip.  HS Rd and Main St was the turnaround.  However, most people chose their own routes.  Next week we move to a dictatorship, be prepared.  Mileage, route and speed will be based on the Q.

YHC is batting .900 at R4TJ- If you don’t know what this means, then you need to get out to more R4TJ’s

Announcements: Saturday HSHM Preview 0630 at Ting.
Prayer: All the kids stay safe tonight trick or treating

Nutcracker Backblast 10/16/18

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Pax of 10 in gloom for a good time beatdown

Breach, The Natural, Peak Week, Brony, Forceps, Moby, Kankles, Norm, Chicken Foot, Beuford

Warmup: Quick jog up to Green Oaks for some SSH, then on the move to the guard rails for Good Mornings, on the move to the light pole for some windmills and then to the corner for some squats. Finish at the bottom of the hill at RoviSys.

Main Event:

Round 1: Bearcrawl up the hill with 5x merkins every 10 steps, jog back around to the handrail ramp. Plank holds on the rails while the last man bear crawls under the pax. When the last man gets back on the rail, merkin. Jog back to the bottom of the hill.

Round 2: Partner up, Wheel barrel up to the end of the brick wall, switch if needed. If you have to switch 10 merkins for both partners. Jog back around to the bottom of the hill.

Round 3: Partner 1 run to the transformer at the top of the hill, partner 2 does squats then switch when partner 1 gets back, Lap 2 Partner 1 does burpees while partner 2 runs, then switch. Lap 3 partner 1 does big boy situps while partner 2 is running then switch.

On the move back to the school. Stop at the guardrails for 20x dips, 10x Irkins, and 10x derkins. Mosey back to the corner for 10x Imperial walkers and 10x Hillbillies. Mosay back to school for Mary

Mary:  (Bodies) playing of the song Bodies when the chorus says let the bodies hit the floor pax does a burpee when they scream out a number you do that number of merkins. Hold plank in between.

Announcements: Peak Week and Forceps are in the Truth is nature ministry and they are in need of more kids to enter the program. If you know of any middle school/high school kids who have a single mom let them know.

Prayers: DawgPounds wife’s grandmother is sick and they are on their way to PA to see her, prayer for a safe journey and best wishes to their family. Forceps son is having migraines, they have tried many things and it does not seem to be helping. Prayers that they can find the root cause and give him some relief. Chicken foot taking his son’s friend out to breakfast, he is lost and in need of some help. Closed in COT.

 

 

TS Michael

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On this day, we await remnants of Michael. Schools are closed, but for most of us it will be business as usual.

EC streak alive with Nemo, Deadbolt, 187, Pablo and Warbucks doing the standard loop

Warm Up: Jog around the soccer fields and circle up in starting lot for the usual including Good Mornings, SSH, Mt. Climbers, Fazio Arm Circles, and another set of SSH.  Shifted to some leg stretch to close it out.
The Workout: On the jog to back corner of soccer fields we stopped at top of greenway hill.  Partnered up for a brutal set.  Partner 1 was on the run to bottom of hill and back while Partner 2 was AMRAP select exercise.  We did this 5 freaking times.  Exercise order was merkins, burpees, squats, SSH and air press – this was all about pushing yourself to a limit. After each Partner completed each of the 5 exercises and 5 laps on the hill, we recovered on the jog back to the parking lot where we found the wall and alternated BTTW and dips on the bench.  5 rounds, again, working up from a 10 count to a 14 count.
Mary: Strong Plank-o-Rama, real strong
Announcements: SAS 5K, Beer Mile, HSHM shirt order
Prayer: Lab Rat house on market and preparing for move and to work with his family business leading sales for Oyster Farm, all those impacted by Michael and still recovering from Florence, all our brothers through unspoken prayer.  YHC took us out.

There’s no John like home…

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Warm Up: Fozio arm circles (Dog Pound’s unexpected choice) 10 forward / 10 back, high knees, Good Mornings (Dog Pound’s expected choice), Side Straddle Hops

The Workout: SURPRISE!!!  We ran!!!  Unsurprisingly we continued our study of the 5ish miles of hills provided by Crossway.  Shredder enlightened us that we would be running fairly close to his house.  I asked if he had a full coffee pot he might like to share.  He chuckled and reminded us all that he had a John we could utilize if necessary.  Good looking out Shredder, there are really only the Johns that nature intended on Crossway – I’m sure Salsa may have utilized those facilities.  Its just the same since Lipstick opted to stay close to his home and with his own John this morning (Q!).  Just like the aptly named Skidmark who also decided to stay close to his personal John during our Crossway session in the gloom (Skid had texted the day before to vote for a little Crossway action – I’d call that an HC).  Tsk Tsk Fartsackers 😛

All in good fun gentleman – see you out there next week!

Mary: Sorry Mary…  We’re pooped

Announcements:

Shredder has APE Defense course on the 14th, it’s on the Facebooks and donations go to a good cause – https://m.signupgenius.com/#!/showSignUp/20f0d4ea5ae2da4fc1-apedefense

CBC Beer Mile is happening, post on the Facebooks from Wrangler asking for who is participating.  Should be a good group of F3-ers there, come join us!

Prayer:

Casen Whitebread – Keep this HSHS student and cross country runner in your prayers as she battles cancer.  Shredder’s event will benefit her cause.

Dog Pound’s mother-in-law has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer.  His wife is trying to get up to PA to support her.  Keep them in your thoughts.

Hills make me horny….

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EC Credit to Skidmark and Crosby

Warm Up: Circle Up SSH x25, left over right and right over left calf stretch, FAC x9, reverse x10, other various leg stretches
The Workout: 11 PAX headed out for 5+ miles of hills work. Route was up Main St. to Crossway, out and back on Crossway and back down Main St. to Ting

This may have been the first week with no pit-stops in route.

Announcements: U Turn will be from Ting at 630? Check back on web for final decision.  Will be running the HSHM route with the lifetime crew setting up aid stations.
Prayer:  Dark Visor and all of the ATL PAX, Clay, Crablegs, Lipstick Sister in law Mom passed on Monday

Better late than never

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Warm Up:

Started on the initial ½ mile jog when we saw a Mercedes SUV roll in late. Circled back to pick up Midget for Life.  Burpees while we waited for him to get out of his car and tie his shoes.

½ mile jog w/ Good Mornings, Squat Jumps, Karaoke, Merkins, Dips, Balls to the Wall

The Workout:

7’s at the long tennis court  – Burpees and Turkish Getups

Tunnel – Partner run, Balls to the Wall and Preacher Chair

Bear Crawl up the hill

Mary:

Boat Canoes

Pickle Pounders

Homer to Marge

Elbow to Knee crunches

Heel Taps

Announcements:

Dawgpound and Skidmark to take over Paradise City

Beer Mile at CBC.  Can do teams.  Oct 13th

https://admin.racereach.com/r/south-wake-beer-mile

Down East F3 groups cancelled workouts until January.  They’ll be working to restore the communities they live in.  If you want to help/contribute see Midget

Holly Spring Half less than 8 weeks out

Prayer:

Gents please keep Crab Legs in your prayers on a daily basis

Prayers for Brandon @ Hope as he continues his recovery from the boating accident

Prayers for Clay as he battles cancer

Kid Crackers 10-year-old getting x-rays

All those affected by the hurricane