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No Time for Name-o-Rama

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Warm Up: Circle up for SSH then a big lap around the field with special stops. Stop 1: playground for pull ups and mountain climbers; Stop 2: shelter for derkins and dips; Stop 3: fence for 1 leg people’s chair; Stop 4: fence again for Balls2Wall.

The Workout:The group divided into two teams because of size.  Team 1 on the Pain Stations, Team 2 on alternating dealer’s choice exercises.

Pain Stations: 100ft 3inch fire hose drag (used as timer); 50ft 3inch fire hose carry; kettle bell swings; jump rope; battle rope (PAX alternating through exercises and doing two sets before switching with other Team).

Mary:

Polish Hammers (if that’s a thing) led by Emeril

Homer to Marge

Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

Q Swap continues next week with SouthWake taking over Carpex.

Shirt Order still open for the new Tiger Hawk design.

Prayer:

Raleigh PD Officer Ainsworth who was shot on Wednesday.

Roger Roger’s grandparent battling cancer.

Unspoken prayers

 

CHiPs Word of the Day

Disruption-to interrupt the normal course of something

In the heart of a man inertia will reign–absent a Disruption (F3QSource)

Be a Disruptor like Jesus.  Read Luke 13:10-17 to see how Jesus was a Disruptor after he healed a crippled woman in the temple on the Sabbath.  This did not go over well with the synagogue leader who yelled at the people in the temple, saying “there are six days for work. So come to be healed on those days, not on the Sabbath.”

 

*The PAX were so worn out by the workout, or maybe it was the cold, but we totally forgot name-o-rama.  Sorry I dropped the ball on that one, but what’s funnier is that no one even noticed until we got to DD for coffeeteria.

Are There Possums in Cary?

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25 PAX make the journey from near and far for the Wednesday AM edition of Q swap week with
Carpex.

QIC: Red Ryder & Rooney

PAX: Burt, Hi-Liter, Nerf, Disco Duck, M4L, The Natural, Pac Man, Particle Board, Pablo, Pivot,
Cowboy, Coney, Anchovie, 16-bit, Fonzie, Gump, Doc, LED, Warbucks, Stove Pipe, Banana
Seat, R22, Sugar

Red Ryder leads the first half. First exercise, Pledge of Allegiance.

Warm Up
Mosey for 1 lap around the tennis courts and circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles
both ways, Overhead claps, Steve Earles, Daisy Pickers, Control Freak Merkins and 10
burpees OYO.

Thang 1
Mosey to the tennis courts and line up on the far left baseline. Tiny 11s, imported from nearby
Churham, call for a modification of the 11s we all know and love. The mode of transportation
from one baseline to the opposite is the infamous Bear Crawl. Following the requisite number
of Scorpion Dry Docks, the PAX Crawl Bear back to the starting point and complete the
requisite number of Monkey Humpers. Upon completion, BTTW until the SIX are all accounted
for. Red Ryder turns the reigns over to Rooney for…

Thang 2
Partner up, with each team grabbing a non-traveling rock. Move to the end of the parking lot
nearest Field 1. Time for Dora – 100 tricep extensions, 200 curls, 300 squats. While partner 1 is
completing said exercises, partner 2 runs to the field 2 scoring booth and back. Repeato until
complete. Return rocks and circle up for…

Mary
A pretty typical 3 minutes of Mary ensues, with Rooney calling some of the most excellent
exicon favorites such as American Hammers and Dying Cockroaches. All was going smoothly
until a very rotten odor, resembling that of dead cow that was left in 105 degree weather for at
least a week, began to emanate throughout the Mary circle. For the first time in known F3
history, fart penalty burpees were called.

Announcements

Clothes and shoes being collected for Healing Transitions, volunteers still needed for A Night to
Shine at HCC.

Prayers/Praises

Burt’s family with loss of his FIL, Crab Legs, Ausfarht

Red Ryder took us out. Thank you for your hospitality and enthusiasm. And special thanks to
CHIPs for being the HIM to HC me (RR) until YHC gave in a posted for the first time.

Catnip

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#QSwapWeek is upon us and with that YHC took up the mantle to kick it off with a proper Carpex inspired beatdown for the South Wake fellas.

 

A whole mess ‘o guys showed up for EC, and then the rest of the Pax assemble for the ME, 32 by the count (1 FNG in the mix) as all are now physically, mentally, and emotionally part of the greatest free men’s workout in the nation.

 

Let’s go.

Warm Up:

–       Up the back driveway to the lot for GM, SSH, Mountain Climbers into a left arm up and right arm up, merkins to wrap it

–       Mosey on over to the back lot and get some curb for Quick feet and curb merkins at 10, 15, 20

The Workout:

–       After making our way back through the stadium and to the front lot, partner up for DORA 1-2-3 (100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBC’s)

–       Oh, almost forgot to mention, YHC is doing the entire beatdown in a 20 lb vest in honor of our Breathtaker Challenge bros. Beefy.

–       After the DORA, snake the pax through the lot and get ‘em in a big circle. With help from 1 Carpex bro and 2 South Wake bros, it’s the circle of pain. 10-1 on merkins, squats, LBCs and lunges. But wait… there’s more… back up to 10. Like I said, beefy.

Mary: –       Move the pax over to the basketball court for merkins (yes more), box cutters, homer to marge, dying cockroach, bonnies torture and have a nice day. We’re done.

Announcements: Q-Source, BRR Relay info 1/22 at Blackdog, Q-Swap this week

Prayer: Buford surgery today, Ausfart

–       Tclaps to Skid Mark and 187 for joining Funni Bonz on Pick up the Six to talk about Breathtaker and the Fritter Foundation. Give it a listen here: https://soundcloud.com/f3pickupthesix/pick-up-the-six-skid-mark-and-187-ep-18

–       Welcome FNG, Particle Board.

–       Love Q Swap Week, let’s keep crushing it!

–       Attack the day with an enthusiasm unknown to man.

Fritter

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The final workout of the Inaugural Class of the Fritter Foundation had a large crowd.

EC: Pikachu, Nemo, Cowboy, Emeril, Dawgpound, Slide Rule, M4L, Deadbolt, Pablo, Dumbo, Dauber, Natty Ice, Chips

Warm Up:

Good Mornings
Frankensteins
Hillbillies
Imperial March
Fazio Arms
The Workout:

3 Rounds of:

5 Man O Makers
10 Each Arm Gunslinger
10 Each Side Midget Love Handles
10 Each Arm Thrusters
20 Deadlift Complex
10 Each Way Figure 8s
20 Swings
Half Pax Ran to playground to do 5 Pull-ups the other half jumped roped.  Then switch.

Mary:

LBCs
Homer To Marge
Have a nice Day

Announcements:

Healing Transition auction for Breath Taker at Cletus COT

Prayer:

Pikachu’s Niece
Chip’s Friend Marriage issue

Message:
Serenity Prayer:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference

Indian Run Stackem Up Suicide for Fritters

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Pax of 12 came out for EC (1 just for EC) and 22 for the main event to help support some #HIM as they continued their journey to become a member of the #fritterfoundation

Warm Up:

2 laps around the parking lot. SSH IC x 20, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 forward x 10 backwards, michael phelps
The Workout:

Pax split in groups of 4 or 5 and began their indian run to the road that runs adjacent to the large parking lot.  Pax then began their stackem up suicide in indian run with 5 pain stations at each intersection on the road.  Pax ran to station 1 and did assigned exercise, then back to the beginning to repeat exercise from station 1.  Then run to station 2 to complete assigned exercise, then back to beginning to repeat station 1 and station 2 exercise, and so on… until all stations were complete and all exercises were repeated and stacked together at the beginning.  Exercises were as follows:  Station 1: 5 prisoner cell merkin burpees (PCMBs), Station 2: 10 Turkish getups, Station 3: 15 WWIIs, Station 4: 20 merkins, Station 5: 25 Prisoner Squats.  Pax then did indian run back to flag for Mary
Mary:

LBC ICx20, Single leg homer to marge x 10 each side.
Announcements:

Fritter foundation continues at Ivan tomorrow with pre-run at 5:05, Please wear a red shirt on Fridays to support those deployed serving our country.  Breath Taker challenge final bid at Cletus COT for next week.
Prayer:

Friend of M4L diagnosed with prostate cancer, crab legs, boy george’s son, all those dealing with challenges in their life, unspoken prayers

Fritter excitement

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33 Pax’s 4-2.0s with 17 getting in some EC.  start to new year!!

Warm Up:20 SSH IC, 20 good mornings, fazzio arm circles, 10 merkins oyo
The Workout: split into 2 groups one in parking lot one at concession stand Dauber took one while I lead other.

Group 1

Side shuffle to snack bar stopping to do 1, 2, Randy 4 burpees along the way down. Mozey to wall for 10 L and 10 R step ups. Head to hill to do sevens: merkins on bottom of hill, lbc on top. Mosey to snack shed and did 20 count cadence BTTW followed by 20 count cadence people’s chair. Rinse and repeat Mosey back to parking lot

1 guy did rock exercises 10 count; other guy dragged tree to halfway point. Run back switch up. Pull rest of the way. Run back more rock exercises. Rinse and repeat. Returned trees and rocks. One guy ran around tennis courts and the other guy did exercises called out by Q/other

Group 2

Partner up. P1 pull Christmas tree to end of lot. P2 curls for girls.switch. Rinse and repeat with triceps. P1 does rutroos P2 jump lunges.Switch. P1 burpee with low squat shuffle. P2 overhead press.

mosey to concession

bear crawl up hill and down stairs then to wall were we did BTTW shuffling the length of wall. In plank position alternate hands to wall 20 IC. Turned around and did variation of BTTW with a merkin. People’s chair 20 IC. P1 dips P2 monkey jumpers 20 IC. Switch.P1 erkins P2 LBCs 20 IC

mosey back for mary

Mary:low plank hold 10 secs x 5, 10 nipple taps IC, 10 burpees
Announcements:several distance of Csaup in feb. fritter challenge 3 days ec and workout in row starting Wednesday gets you fritter on Friday. Breath taker challenge sign up. Q source meet ups starting this week. Q swap next week. See social media for details
Prayer:modifys mother and family, Noah’s ark, Buford.

Out In Out In Out Out In Out

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Read this to the end, there’s a special surprise announcement!

 

Man, Womble Park was LIT this morning.  60 degrees, raining, and the Pax had a host of options.  In order, they were:

Crazy Time (modified Murph) (4:30 AM): Pikachu, Cowboy
Pre-Ivan Yoga (5 AM): Emeril, Slide Rule
Pre-Ivan Run (5 AM): Dawgpound?  (Dunno, go read the Ivan Backblast for more info)
Pre-Cletus Yoga (5:15 AM): Pikachu, Slide Rule, Kid Cracker, Emeril
Pre-Cletus Run (5:15 AM): Yogurt, Cowboy, Warbucks
Crazy Ivan (5:30 AM): Go read theirs, dunno
Cletus (5:45 AM): Tagged pax (16)
2nd F @ Dunkin (6:45 AM): Not me, sadly

Warm Up:

As mentioned, it’s the first day of winter and raining.  But, true to NC form, it was also 60 degrees.  16 Pax started continued their morning with running the lines on the courts, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, Good Mornings, and  5 burpees OYO

Given the Pax’s newfound love of Yoga, YHC opted to do a brief demonstration of what “Yoga” has meant for the EC crowd the past two weeks.  We did a quick 5-10 count of Runner’s Pose, Warrior 1 & Warrior 2, with added time to discuss form and for YHC to figure out right leg from left leg.  Once everyone was limbered up, a slow mosey to the rock pile to start:

The Workout:

Part 1:

Pax went shoulder to shoulder in a plank.  End Pax ran to other end, while everyone else did a Merkin.  Rinse, repeat, two trips through.  Somehow we added up to 30 when there were 16 of us.  Math is hard, friends.

Part 2:

Split into 5 groups of 3 with 1 rock each 4 groups of 4 with 2 rocks each and head to the play ground.
Each Pax does one of:
– Wonderbra, Deadlift-overhead press, Merkin, pullup x5.  Pullups act as timer.
Rotate through 5 times for 25 pullups.

Part 3:

Head to the pavilion for everyone’s favorite Irkins, Derkins, and Dips (+ Bear Crawl).  Crawler acts as timer and everyone rotates through 3x

Part 4:

Reverse burpee indian run (front Pax goes to rear, everyone does a burpee when he gets to back of line) 1/2 around fields.  Regular Indian run back to courts

Mary:

Ain’t got no time for that.

Announcements:

Lots.  Draper announced 8/12K races?  Something something Holly Springs festival.  Something something heartbreak hill.  Something something.  Hit him up on Slack for details 🙂

Slack is, you know it, back.  Guys have been using it more and more.  2nd F lunch today, lots of chatter about the game, 3rd F postings.  Please, if you haven’t checked it out (or you checked it out last year and stopped), give it a try.

QSOURCE
This is a biggy.  We are going to make an intentional effort to do better at 2/3F in 2019.  To that end, we’ll be joining with the rest of F3Nation in a weekly study of the “QSource”, a leadership / human development program.   The 4 broad categories are Get Right, Live Right, Lead Right, and Leave Right.

Pikachu will be leading a group Tuesday mornings, 6:30 AM @ Starbucks (U-Turn location)
Breach will be leading Wednesday evenings, 8 PM @ CBC

Details will be, you guessed it, on slack.  (and facebook too, but it’s the worst)

Prayer:

Many guys were lifted up during prayer.  Focus on building our Shield Lock, the group of 1-3 other men who can hold you accountable because they actually know you.  We’ll be talking about this more in 2019.

Exciting new thingarama:

You made it!  Ok, exciting news.  In 2019, we’re going to revive an old challenge and make it more awesomer.  You remember breathtaker, right?  That 25 pound lump of suck that some poor Pax picked up at Cletus COT and wore to 5 workouts the following week?  Well, it’s baaaackkkkkkk.

But, this time, there’s a t-shirt.  Pax who successfully wear Breathtaker to 5 F3 workouts (EC are not a workout, but other region AO’s still count if you can’t stay in SW) in a week (Sun-Sat, including Ground Pounder!) will get a shirt with their name (and all the other successful HIM names) at the end of the year.  Names will be in order of completion of the challenge, so first week = first name.  If you complete the challenge more than once, your name gets bigger (think word cloud).

“but wait” you might be thinking, “isn’t there going to be a mob trying to get their name on the shirt?  How will we decide who gets to go next/first?”

Have I got great news for you.  We will be auctioning off the next spot in the challenge every week.  All money will go to charity (charities will be chosen throughout the year as part of broader 3F efforts).  Bids start at $50.  Bids will close at Cletus COT.  Might have to call Shredder at Sheepdog to let those guys join in the live auction fun.  There will be a spreadsheet posted online (ahem, slack) to bid ahead of time (even weeks in advance if you want to plan ahead).  But, Cletus COT will always have a live option to bid more.

As a super added bonus/penalty: the pax who donates the most over the course of the year gets to keep Breathtaker.  Put it on the grill of your truck, mount it on your shovel flag, or wear it to bed proudly every night (please don’t wear it to bed, or, like, ever again).  Heck, burn it for all we care, but you earned the right to do what you want with that thing.

So, who’s going to step up to the challenge?  Who’s got the most breathtaker 5 packs in them this year?  Who’s going to wear it FIRST (and who’s going to wear it LAST)?  And, most importantly, what kind of impact can SouthWake have with a $50+ donation every week?

It’s an honor and a joy to be part of this crew.  Let’s go past the magnet (1F)  in 2019, get even past the glue (2F), and start building some dynamite (3F).

Slide Rule OUT

12 Days of Christmas, Foxworthy Style

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EC run: 187, Skidmark, LED, Cowboy, Lipstick, Yogurt

Yoga EC: Crosby, Emeril, Pikachu, Sliderule, Wiggly

PAX of 22 enjoyed a helping of redneck culture on this cool, rainy morning

Warm Up: SSH 25, GM 20, shoulder/tricep stretches 10 count, Moroccan night clubs (20 shoulders back), Fozio arm circles F10/R10, erkins 10.

The Workout: Following Jeff Foxworthy’s 12 days, Yogurt dished out the following circuit. Partners run opposite direction in loop, converge and complete the Day’s exercise reps upon three meetings (3x).

12 Pack o’ Bud – Wheelbarrow, 1+ burpees upon switch, modify to lunge walk as needed (try to keep it under 12 burpees for the circuit)
11 wrastlin’ tickets – No wrastlin’, but broke back merkins instead (3×11)
10 o’ Copenhagen – That tin goes in your back pocket, so on your 6, then 10 WWIIs (3×10)
9 years’ probation – 9 prisoner squats – self explanatory (3×9)
8 table dancers – 8 pickle pounders – self explanatory (3×8)

No time for the following 7 day of Christmas:
7 packs of Redman – Again, that ‘backer goes in your back pocket (LBCs)
6 cans of Spam – 6 crunches
5 flanel shirts – hand release merkins
4 big mud tires – 4 IC Freddie Mercuries
3 shotgun shells – 3 star jumps
2 huntin’ dawgs – 2 downward dogs
And some parts to a Mustang G.T. – 12 merkins just because parts is parts

Mary: Foot strengthening exercises – Using fence as balance bar, in cadence, (1) slightly bend knees, (2) roll to balls of feet, keeping knees bent (this is where you’ll feel the strengthening), (3) straighten knees, staying on balls of feet, (4) return to starting position. These ballet exercises will strengthen your feet, helping to prevent plantar fasciitis and other foot injuries. Other Mary: low slow flutter.

Announcements: CSAUP Saturday 12/15/18, begins and ends at Womble Park, 6-10 am. Support vehicle driven by Forceps. Bring water, food, change of clothing for rain. Also, Breach says wear RED on Fridays to remember and support troops who are deployed.

Prayer: Double D’s wife and recovery from surgery, Pablo’s mom’s recovery, Ausfart, and PAX in general.

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

Purple Cobra BackBlast

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Warm Up: Pablo lead the PAX in warmup with: Job around Sunset loop, SSH ICx20, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Arm Circles
The Workout:

Simple 7’s: PAX partnered up – 1 ran the Goodwill loop and back while partner did 7 Star Jumps and 7 Merkins.  Squat hold if returned and partner still working on his 7’s or Plank if waiting on running partner.  7 laps.

Half Way There: Wheel Barrel with partner halfway around the loop and switch.  Back at the start, one partner does Mountain Climbers while other does 1/2 the loop crabwalk forward and 1/2 backward (plank if MC’s are too much), next partner does Squats while other does 1/2 the loop bear crawl forward and crawl bear backward (Squat hold if Squats are too much).

Merkin Shuffle @ 5 count

Mary: Plank-O-Rama
Announcements: CSAUP Dec 15th at 06:00 Womble, Christmas Ugly Sweater Dec 1st at Nemo (Wood Creek), On Dec 1st, F3 Southwake will be an official Region!
Prayer: CrabLegs, DoubleD’s father/family, those injured and traveling

Saddle up partner

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25 men posted on a questionably warm morning for a Virgin Q. It appears the men always turn out for the virgins. Great job by Cowboy stepping up and taking the lead.

EC: Pablo, 187, Cowboy, Crosby, Skidmark, CHiPs, Yogurt, PSI. Pablo is a HC for BRR next year. Confirmed this morning. Way to step up Pablo and lead by example. Freed to Lead.

Warm Up: Took a light lap around Ting Park with intermittent stops for SSH, Good Mornings, Monkey Humpers, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins all in cadence for a 20 count.
The Workout: 4 Corners: Corner 1 – 10 Squat Jumps Sprint to Corner 2 Corner 2 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers Lunge Walk to Corner 3 Corner 3 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers, 30 Bobby Hurleys Sprint to Corner 4 Corner 4 – 10 Squat Jumps, and 20 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers, 30 Bobby Hurleys, 40 Prisoner Squats Lunge Walk to Corner 1 Mosey to the base of Ting Hill (the Ramp). Run backwards to the trash can and complete 50 LBCs Sprint down the hill and complete 5 Burpees Run backwards all the way to the top of the hill and complete 50 LBCs Sprint down the hill and complete 5 Burpees and hold plank for the 6 (or until Skidmark made folks do pushups)
Mary: Around the circle PAX choice for a 10 count exercises. Consisted of some merkins, squats, al gores, low slow flutter, pickle pounders, homer to marge, and others.
Announcements: South Wake CSAUP – 15-Dec 6-10 AM, ~10 Miles with multiple beat downs, begins and ends at Womble Park. Pikachu is coordinating and sign up is on Slack and Facebook Brony brought up Hello Kitty from Carpex working in graphic design who will be putting together some design options for new South Wake logos. 187 indicated others are looking into this as well. Look to facebook for more information or reach out to Brony.
Prayer: Remember always (but especially during the holidays) to make sure you are there and present for your spouse and family. Unspoken requests are out there I am sure