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FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:
Spine rotations, good mornings, Frankenstein kicks, sir fazio arm circles, daisy pickers

The Workout:
Mosey to rock pile and grab a medium size rock. PAX did exercises at each end of the parking lot with exercises on each end. We cusacked our rock across the parking lot and bear crawl pushed it back.
Exercises by rock pile:
Curls, overhead press, bus drivers, rut row

Exercises at other end of lot:
Squat, lunge, single leg dead lift

3 rounds were done and moseyed back to tennis courts.

Plank hold on back court line. Plank shuffle to left until Q called it. 1 merkin. Shuffle right, 2 merkins going up to 5 merkins. Mid-way the 2 pups got into a little scuffle, which was a nice break.

Mary:
LBCs, American hammers, and a few others

Announcements: See social media

T-Claps (Recognition):
HaxMat for lots of posting lately.

Prayer:
Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Too Many Bush Puns From Which To Choose

FNGs:  No
Warm Up:  Good morning, SSH, Merkin, …I dunno, maybe more.
The Workout:  EC Crew – YHC, Dahmer, Full House, and we picked up 187 on the way.  ME added Warbucks, Kosher, Wild Turkey, Cupid, Hasselhoff and Hazmat.

A little back blast background.  A distress call went out the day prior asking for someone to take the Q.  I didn’t want to, I knew I’d stress over putting it together, especially on such short time – so of course I knew I had to.  Get over yourself, Woody.  Put a leash on that anxious overthinking, you’re not organizing a group trek up Everest.  Well, I was right on all points.  Time crunch stress, check.  Overwhelmed by the multitude of exercise options, compounded by unfamiliarity with the vast majority of those goofy F3 names, check (choosing from a menu in a new restaurant can be a nightmare).  I even tried to back out last minute, messaging Cupid to see if he could step in because my stomach wasn’t feeling great – which was not untrue, I really am a bit off in that department, at the moment.  But soon after berated myself rather harshly for that chickens**t move, knowing it was just an excuse.

Realizing at the end of it all, that I’d once again needlessly worked myself into a tizzy because it really isn’t that complicated, check, check.  Stupid brain.

So I decided on stealing the simplest complete routine from the backblast archive, which came from a recent Deadbolt Q.  A bunch of suicides mixed with a bunch of sets of simple moves, for the entire show.  Turned out to be too simple, and after just three rounds, audibles were called the rest of the way.

  • Meet Me In the Middle:  Stole this one from Mookie.  PAX paired up at the bank and ran in opposite directions around the building, meeting on the other side for 10 Patty Cake Merkins.  Repeato for 3 laps (Total of 6 sets of PCM).
  • Moseyed to the middle-ish section of the parking lot, in front of the Tailor shop for the Deadbolt Special.  20 squats, 20 merkins, 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 SSH, then suicide run to 3 islands and back.  Repeat for a triple play.  Good show for all, picking up the six on this one.
    • Wild Turkey offered a fist bump on a suicide pass and I whiffed.  Sorry.
  • I couldn’t see how this could go on, so, audible time.  Moseyed to the stank wall for people’s chair, each calling a 10 count.
  • Then maybe LBC, IC?  I think that happened.
    • Disclaimer:  Items listed here may or may not have occurred in this order.  But probably did occur.
  • Mosey to the rail at Dunkin for some dips
  • Back to stank wall for BTTW
  • Mosey to another section of rail for more dips, realized the bushes were too overgrown and was referred to a larger section behind the car wash by PAX.
    • 187 moseyed through the car wash, but emerged on the other side no cleaner than when he had entered.
  • On approach of the more suitable rail/bush setup, many puns, double entendre, and otherwise inappropriate comments were thrown about.  Anyway, more dips here.
  • Mosey to rock pile, surprise burpees along the way.  PAX grabbed 2 smallish rocks for straight-arm shoulder raises, front and side raises.
    • All PAX were successful in throwing their rocks back into the pile except Cupid.  He missed.  Missed the whole quarry.  So PAX did 5 more burpees for that.
  • Mosey back to the tailor shop for a heap of LBC, IC
  • Jail break back to the start.

Mary:  I don’t think so.  Just a bit of stretching for the legs, IIRC.
Announcements:  Derek Davis run this weekend, and reminder that this is also a used shoe drive, so sign up and donate!
Prayer:  Full House’s mom scheduled for knee surgery.

Thanks, men, for the opportunity to battle my insecurities, indecision and scatter-brainness.  Keep coming back, get a little better every time.

New Amenities at Downtown Train

YHC went to dinner a few weeks ago at the new Mama Mia’s – dinner was great but even better was the realization that there was some new gym equipment sitting right there.  Unspoiled, untamed, virgin, pristine, pure…  To my knowledge, I hadn’t seen a backblast from anyone calling out the new dueling set of stairs, the large step-ups used for seating, the new full walls.  This is pristine new property and technically under different ownership than the parking deck, etc…  Let’s give it a go and see if any complaints come to pass.  For now, let’s do some staid climbs, some earkins, derkins, dips, box jumps, let’s put balls to walls, and sit like a preacher…  As I sat on my couch Sunday night thinking through my next morning.  The purity of that scene crept in – “well let’s check the Q sheet.”, I thought.   “Ha HA!”, I exclaimed scaring the M and the dog.  Then I thought.  Let’s do this!

EC: Wild Turkey (5mi), Red and UTI (2mi)

FNGs: nuh uh

Warm Up: Windmills, Franks, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Carioca

The Workout:

  • Fellowship run to the Parking Deck
  • Ran backwards from one side of the parking deck to the other, 5 burpees, sprint return – rinse and repeat 3x
    • We did not complete the workout here…. we were just passing through.  promise 😀
  • Mozy to the new stuff – stopping at the bottom of the stairs in the mini outdoor amphitheater area
  • Partner DORA
    • One Partner works on 100 Merkins, 200 WW2s, 300 Squats.
    • Other Partner runs up the stairs and around the block, down the ramp and back in front of the stores
    • Switch off until all exercises are compelted.
  • Indian Run
    • Rogers to Grigsby to Center to Avent Ferry to Flag

Mary:

  • Runners Pose
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Homer to Marge (kinda counter productive after the stretching but whatever)
  • Front Bend Stretch
  • Arm Stretching

Announcements: Slack-o-verse has your answers

T-Claps (Recognition):  The guys out at Needmore Ruck on Saturday for the roadside clean-up – well done.

Prayer:  Prayers for those in the North West as the heat wave keeps burning.

 

Now that I’ve Q’d it – I’m looking forward to another go.  Lot’s more to take advantage of in this new spot.  Let’s hope it lasts!

Arms Beatdown

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Seal claps, Overhead claps, Daisy pickers, and SSH

The Workout:

This was advertised as a little-to-no running workout, and as a true man of my word, PAX got an arms beatdown.

 

PAX moseyed to the rock pile behind the dumpster and each chose a suitable medium/large rock. With rocks in hand, PAX circled up (away from the dumpster stench) for a rotating COP in a 15-20-15 pyramid fashion. To start, 15 overhead triceps presses were done with chosen rock. PAX then dropped rocks and rotated clockwise to the next man’s rock for 15 rut rows, followed by 15 curls for the girls, 15 bus drivers, and lastly, 15 wonderbras. For the next round, reps increased to 20, following the same sequence of exercises. For the third set, reps decreased to 15, though by this point, admittedly YHC included, PAX were beginning to feel the burn.

 

For a slight break for arms, 2 sets of People’s Chair and BTTW were performed. For the first set, each PAX called a 10 count IC down the line (when counting is not done in cadence, I think PAX are more prone to cheat by counting to 10 quickly). People’s Chair and BTTW were repeated with a 10 count down the line, though this time not in cadence, since I was feeling generous.

 

We moseyed to the rails nearby the Jiffy Lube for some more arm work with irkins and dips. Instead of Elevens, YHC turned it up a notch to Forties (aka Lindsays in the F3 exicon). We started with 30 irkins, with 10 reps of dips immediately afterward. We switched back to irkins, decreasing the count by 5, from 30 to 25 reps, and dips increased by 5, from 10 to 15 reps. This sequence continued until 10 irkins and 30 dips were reached.

 

We topped off the workout with partner suicides. Partner 1 was doing burpees AMRAP while Partner 2 had to bear crawl across the parking lot and back. Partners 1 and 2 flapjacked

Mary: U.T.I. called flutter kicks. We ran out of time for additional exercises. PAX were saved by the bell.

Announcements: 1776 workout on July 4th led by Norm; See Slack
Prayer: Healing for Hasselhoff’s friend having hip issue

7/11 in the City

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

SSH while we waited for UTI. 5x burpees. We then moseyed around the park doing good mornings, frankensteins, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, and hillbillies w/5x burpees after each one until Lipstick asked for no more burpees.
The Workout:

7/11s between the entrance road and the dumpsters (via the main ramp).
Started w/10x turkish getups at the dumpsters and 1x squats at the entrance road – these two always add up to 11.

7x merkins every time you pass the top of the ramp (going up and down). Sadly no one finished the 7/11
Mary:

Gathered at the basketball courts for some well deserved (and requested) yoga.
Announcements:

Picnic this weekend.

Q swap w/CarPex
Prayer:

Emeril’s sister and friends.

We’re not doing Irkins are we?

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Mosey to dumpster area for: GM, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio arm circles, merkins
The Workout:
Mosey to goodwill parking lot circuit
PAX chose an exercise (1 jump rope, 2 sets of rocks, and rest were bodyweight) for their spot and did that while runner goes to light pole for 10 monkey humpers and PAX rotated through all stations. Round 2 PAX chose new exercises and did pickle pounders by light pole.

Mosey to dumpsters
1 PAX held peoples chair while holding partner’s legs. Partner did 2 derkins and switch. Then all PAX held peoples chair for a 10 count by everyone. Repeated 2nd time with 20 count peoples chair for a nice burn.
There was some mumblechatter about partner irkins, but not on my watch.

mosey across the street for suicides. Stops were end of 6 islands on teeter side of lot – at stop alternate between 10 count of LBCs and LSF.

Mary:
Boat canoes, american hammers, 6 inch hold

Announcements:
Picnic, UNC donations

T-Claps (Recognition):
Woody for his strong F3 start. Almost a month now of nearly posting everyday.

Prayer:
Hasselhoff’s mom, injured PAX

Bondo took us out.

Spartan 500 at Paradise City

YHC made my triumphant return as the Q at Paradise City this 55 degree comfortable morning.  About 7-8 showed for Extra Credit with Pikachu and Skidmark leaving early to get in the extra mile (nice work).  great pick ups on the EC run of this 6.  Returned after EC to see a large gathering in the parking lot which looked great!  We had a visitor from F3 Chartlotte in town – more on that at the COT

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  A quick lap around the parking lot and then circled up

  • Windmills x 10 🙂
  • Wide Grip Merkins x 10
  • Side Strattle Hops x 20
  • Fazio 10F and 10R
  • Seal Claps x 10
  • Right over left and left over right stretches
  • Pax instructed to find an accountability partner of equal speed to put him

The Workout:

We did the Spartan 500 with running a 0.25 mile in between each sets.  Partner up with a man of similar speed but that can push you.  Do the set of 50 exercises at opposite corners with your partner.  See image below for details.

Goal was to do this 10 times or 5 laps.  T claps to (at least) Pikachu, Skidmark and 187 for finishing all 10!  I think most of the rest got 8 so a spartan 400!

Mary:

The lead pair got back to the Basketball courts a little early and led group in ab exercises.  YHC arrived and closed out mary with a 5 count around the horn holding 6 inch leg lifts.

Announcements:

  • JoCo CSAUP
  • Sleep in Heavenly Peace (check slack)
  • Cookout (check slack)

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Mookie for running a 2:08 half marathon yesterday and still posting
  • Visitor from Charlotte (Greyhound) – his step daughter is having a baby today

Prayer:

  • Greyhounds Daughter and doctors
  • unspoken

OG U-turn returns

25 PAX got a taste of the old school route this morning. We had a bunch of ECers run over from Jones Park as well. Lot of good chatter on this brisk morning. Nice work picking up the six. The 3 mile group did some yoga after their run. Pikachu called in sick so YHC stepped up for some May points. Nice work all around.

We ended with prayer as always.

Thanks for allowing me to lead.

BS out!

The Train was Rockin’

8 PAX took a ride on the Downtown Train to rock pile. Lots of hard work put and good mumblechatter out this morning.

FNGs: nope

Warm Up:
Mosey to rock pile. YHC told PAX to grab a medium size rock. This is obviously up to interpretation after seeing Cancun’s choice.

Cusack to behind library

Warmup exercise of: SSH, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbillies, moroccan night club, seal claps, overhead claps

The Workout:
Tabata time: 3 rounds of 1 minutes exercise with 10 seconds rest
Upper body: curls, rut rows, overhead press

To break up the tabata, PAX slid their rock and bear crawl to rock across parking lot. Cusack back.

Lower body: squats, ground pounder, lunges

Mary:
Tabata continues: 1 minutes exercise with rocks with 10 seconds rest of:
-ww2, boat canoes, American hammers – bad choices, so we modified
-ww2, dying cockroach, homer to marge (rock humpers?)
-ww2 – Q called it at this point due to time and we returned our rocks and back to the flag for COT.

Announcements:
Respect month in May at DTT
JOCOGA CSAUP – sign up

T-Claps (Recognition):
Hasselhoff for making his F3 comeback
Cancun for showing off his huge rock.

Prayer:
Brexit surgery tomorrow
Praise for Crimson cancer test results

Co-Q Duel Kickoff at Downtown Train

F3 Southwake Co-Q Duel got started in a big way at DT. Record attendance for this site that averages 3-5 #HIM as we had 36 strong post. Was excited to have our newly named Weasel Shaker, and a guy who has had a major impact on me over the past few years, Mookie as the surprise Co-Q. DT is sort of like a “poor man’s Disney”, lots of great rides available and I was looking forward to showing a couple of them off for all the new faces posting to DT for the 1st time. Mookie and I decided to do a little split Q so everyone had a chance to spend time with both of us, and we went with 2 DT classics – repeats on Cemetery Hill, and a visit the drug store. Mookie would lead the hill work and I would take drug store with a group switch in the middle. Quite the impressive scene as I headed back to the lot from EC to find guys looking for overflow parking. Was cool to see guys reconnecting and catching up a bit on life, with some great mumble chatter out there this morning. Thanks to all who posted and thanks for a solid start to the donations for Healing Transitions.

FNGs: Not today, but I noticed several of or newer guys out there this morning. and it’s great to see you all coming back and really getting to be part of F3.
Warm Up: Stayed at the flag knowing we would be opening the workout with a jog and we did some SSH, Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles, Mt Climbers and of course, a Nemo classic the Goofballs.
The Workout: Counted off by 2s to split the group and headed out on the jog towards Earp where 1 group veered off the tracks to head over to Cemetery Hill and the other headed up and along the back road to the drug store. Mookie took his group through hill repeats and focused on keeping together by adding sets of burpees at the bottom, merkins at the top and mixing in low slow flutters, shoulder taps and LBCs. Cemetery Hill is a DT favorite and I was glad to see Mookie pushing the PAX to put in the work on these repeats. At the drug store we worked through another DT classic set that really just involves doing a bunch of different stuff with little, if any, recovery. Without details of count/cadence it went something like this: BTTW, People’s Chair, BTTW, straight into plank, shoulder taps, plank, merkins, plank, nipplers, plank – then on the feet and hold out the arms, slow seal claps, hold out arms, overhead claps, hold out arms – then drop and bear crawl across lot, plank hold for 6 then merkins, then crab walk back. Recover, repeat. We worked in some SSH too, and 2nd set we stopped short of the bear crawls for time. After the full set at each spot, the groups met midway and swapped. Then we converged again for a fellowship jog back the flag.
Mary: Circled up and did a set of 6″ hold/low slow flutter, LBC, Homer to Marge, American Hammers. Then Mookie treated us to some clockwork merkins and closed us out with some good stretches.
Announcements: After name-o-rama we brought back a tradition I really like and we asked the 6th man in the count to tell us how he got his name and what he has appreciated about F3. Tetanus was the 6 in the circle and he explained his name and talked about how he appreciates the accountability and how he looks forward to posting. Co-Q Duel continues this and next week – head over to Nutcracker tomorrow for Moby and some surprise Co-Qs, Mulching Bass Lake going well.
T-Claps (Recognition): Guys out on EC, Boy George for posting after a tough 50k trail race this weekend, everyone who brought donations, Pikachu for a great setup for trunk coffee 2nd F
Prayer: Let’s keep Quiver’s uncle and family in our prayers as he recovers from covid, unspoken, YHC shared a message about the work we each need to put in to being good leaders. 10 count silent for unspoken and YHC took us out.

Honor to lead and to co-Q with Mookie, hope you all have a strong start to the week