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Kick Ball in the Gloom

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Warm Up:  Run through the parking lot; quick feet on the curb in both directions.  Circled up for the following exercises:  20 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B), 10 Windmills, 10 Goof balls

The Workout:  KICK BALL – F3 Style:  Fields were flooded due to an overnight storm so Q moved the kick ball event to the parking lot.  Ground rules set:  if ball was kicked outside of parking lot into grass, the kicker executed 5 burpees OYO; pitcher calls out exercise, kicker runs after ball while remaining PAX performed the exercise.  This was modified after a few rounds with ALL PAX running to the kicked ball.  Numerous exercises were called including wide merkins, merkins, diamond merkins, Squats, SSH, LBC, WWII, planks, spider man, mountain climbers, leg kicks, Burpees, Homer to Marge,  B2TW, 6-point Burpee, etc.

 

Mary:  Circled up in the parking lot and each PAX called out a 10-count core exercise:  LBC, WWII, reverse LBC, American Hammers, H2M, Freddie Mercury, Box cutters…

Announcements:  Triathlon Training (with non AO swimming) – See Gump;

SEE ANNOUNCEMENTS on social media

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great to see our F3 brother back in the gloom – Noah’s Ark!

Prayer:  FedEx led us out;  Holy Week – Good Friday, Easter.  Lots of whirlwinds in PAX lives; work transitions, Messi taking a huge test this week, injured PAX,  Job interview, unspoken.

EC:  LED and H1N1 running; Messi on the bike.

Honored to lead you men in the gloom!  Appreciate your enthusiasm with the use of the kick ball today!

This is Spinal Tap

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11 PAX made it out to the virgin Q this morning to enjoy a Spinal Tap inspired workout.  The new Q even brought a few old faces out in to the gloom for the first time in a while.  The weather was perfect even if the hill was a bit soggy.  5:30 came as everyone was milling around.  No FNGs.  Let’s do this.

Warm Up:

Lap around the baseball fields with high knees and butt kickers sprinkled in.  Circle up in front of the basketball court for the warmup

15x SSH

10x windmills

10x Moroccan night clubs

Arm and leg stretches

The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile where everyone was instructed to get a rock and then John Cusacked to the big hill by the lower baseball field.  On the way over those that weren’t familiar with Spinal Tap were told that Nigel Tufnel was know for rock music and an amp that goes to 11.  So, with our rocks, we went to do 11s on the hill.

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With rocks in hand we start at the top of the hill with turkish get ups and did Bobby Hurleys at the bottom.  If anybody’s rock hit the ground they owed 11 diamond merkins on the rock.  No one was caught without their rock though so this never came in to play.  YHC was glad to hear no mumble chatter and just some grunts and groans as the guys were working out.

Once everyone was done with their 11s we John Cusacked over to the pavillion where we paired up (one group had three) and picked a picnic table.  The groups were to take turns doing Roman situps (reverse situps hanging off the edge of the table) with the rocks.  Did sets of 10, 15, and 10 switching off between doing the exercise and holding the partners legs.  The group with 3 had one member doing WWIIs AMRAP while the other two occupied the table.

Once everyone was done we did a quick set up irkins, dirkins, and dips (rock in laps for an extra challenge) and then headed back to the rock pile to return our rocks.

Mary:

In celebration of Modify’s chocolate shop being in the final 4 of the Indy’s best chocolate in the triangle we did 4 burpees OYO

15x American hammers

10x homer to marge

10x Freddy Mercury

10x box cutters

10x pickle pounders

Announcements:

Check Facebook and Slack

Modify’s chocolate shop nominated for best in the triangle.  Link to vote here.

Banana Seat talked about the importance of checking yourself monthly for testicular cancer.  Women do it for breast cancer and, as it is the leading cause of cancer in men, we should check ourselves regularly as well.  This month’s breathtaker charity is for testicular cancer

T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat and Dawgpound both donating their NCAA poll winnings to testicular cancer charities

Prayer:

Norm took us out.

Banana seat has a CT scan this afternoon.  Prayers that the results are favorable

Crablegs and Shredder

 

What an honor it truly was to lead this group of men this morning.   I’m thankful for the opportunity.  Until next time.

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Always Have a Plan B

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Prelude:  Arriving early to Kenny’s Grave, your QIC parked his car and headed to the basketball court with ladder and scissors in hand.  (Disclaimer:  No running occurred with scissors in hand.) I had visions of a Final Four beatdown working solely on the four corners of the basketball court.  The prize at the end of the workout would be a picture of a PAX “simulating” cutting down the nets as the other PAX looked in awe of the brother/team of brothers that went above and beyond during the planned workout.   Well crap.  Wouldn’t you know it but the net was made of chains!  Always have a Plan B.  And as Modify would say, “sometimes you just have to “Modify as needed.”  Q took his ladder and scissors back to the car and drove over to the other parking lot.

Warm Up:  Just as Banana Seat predicted, PAX came rolling in with minutes to spare.  We thought we hit max capacity until a tiny European car promoted by JLo came screeching in right at 530 am.  And with Cupid’s arrival, (no penalty Burpees given), the PAX were off to a nice run around the ball field under +50 deg F conditions.   PAX circled up under the lights in the adjacent parking lot for the following exercises:  20 SSH; 10 Daisy pickers; 10 Good AM, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B).  Excitement of the PAX was high, as well as the pollen count, with a sighting of a lost F3 brother – R-22 and a guaranteed beat-down by a guest Q – your #HIM.  Banana Seat was smiling since this was the third/forth time he has had a Guest Q at Kenny’s Grave with word on the street of a VQ next week too.  BS has promised to return the favor and guest Q down the road at Possum Trot in the near future.

The Workout:  PAX headed to the bathroom walls with rounds of Frankensteins, Open Gates and Prisoner Lunges.  At the two flags, Q called for Jack Webs (1 merkin, followed by 3 air arm pushes from our knees); a mis-count by the Q lead to a count of 7/21.  PAX headed to the bathroom wall for 10 cadence counts of Seated Chair, Balls to the Walls and Australian Mountain Climbers (Rinse & Repeat).  The second AMC went much better as PAX were initially confused by the exercise. (Q had learned this exercise from Breach while posting at Ground Pounder the week before).  With arms burning, PAX moseyed to the parking lot for quick feet (L-R) up and down the curbs in the parking lot.  Plank hold for the 6th, Q led PAX for additional quick feet (R-L) up and down the parking lot curb.  PAX were instructed to find their very own parking space for a build-a-bear workshop consisting of a bear crawl to the curb, 0ne merkin, hand walk side to side on curb, additional two merkins, and bear crawl reverse to opposite parallel line from initial start.  Q called out Rinse and Repeat but doubled the number of merkins to two and four.

Since Gump was closest to my vehicle, Q asked him to grab the four foot, four inch PVC pipe filled with water (coupon).  PAX lined up for an Indian run.  Lead PAX switched off carrying the Coupon as PAX slowly ran from parking lot to the basketball court covered in pollen.  Coupon left on bench as PAX lined up on the out of bounds line for the next beat down, I mean exercise.  Q instructed PAX would do seven’s with 1 frog jump, side shuffle across the court to the opposite out-of-bounds line and then execute 6 of R-22’s favorite exercise:  the burpee.  PAX side shuffled back and forth until sevens were completed.  Modify gave Dauber a 10 count.  PAX lined up closely up against the fence in BTTW.  Last PAX bear-crawled under each PAX getting back into BTTW until every PAX made it through.  PAX got on their six while laying on the three-point semi-circle and Q called the following 10 cadence count/count exercises:  Homer to Marge (added L&R leg up too); WW IIs; LBCs; Lo-slo flutters; American Hammers; Box cutters; and Freddie Mercury.  With time still left on the clock, PAX performed suicides running to each of the four lines on the court but back-pedaling on the return.  Ten star jumps, 10 frog jumps and 10 monkey humpers were added for fun.  Movement was continuous with very few breaks to the delight of the PAX.

Mary:  Yoga stretches including pigeon, three legged table, chaturanga, etc.

Announcements:  Saturday 2.0; Dad’s Camp; See Slack/FB

T–Claps:  Took a page from Fed Ex and asked PAX to think about something positive in their life that has either happened or will happened soon.  Many PAX shared positive things including their kid’s solid job interview, great co-partnering /raising of kids by two separated parents, a new home-brew, an up-coming concert with his son, new little league baseball/coaching, things better on the work front and other positive events on the homefront/other.

Prayer:  silent/unspoken; Dauber took us out.

F3 Brother Highlighting the 6th:  Dovetail – Jess Hines (bio below)

 

Born in Minnesota in ’84, moved to the mountains of the Atomic City, home of the Manhattan Project, Los Alamos, NM at age 2. Was homeschooled all the way through. Had a younger brother who passed away a year ago from colon cancer, have a younger sister who is teaching right now in Siberia (and doing outdoor workouts in 20-below sometimes!). Mom and Dad live in Charlotte. Went to school at Harding University in Searcy, Arkansas, the Armpit of the South (seriously, it’s more humid than here) where I met my wife. The family moved from NM to NC in 2007, and I got married later that year.
Been at F3 since about the beginning of 2017—Boy George introduced me. Got the name Dovetail because I had just started practicing making dovetails with hand tools, which I like restoring and using. Recently ran my first-ever half marathon in Wilmington (which, as a CrossFit guy, I never would have done without the influence of my F3 brothers). Currently site Q for Sheepdog on Friday mornings while Shredder is recovering from knee surgery.
In addition to F3, I’m also thankful that I recently found out about David Wood (through the Cross Examined podcast) and his excellent YouTube content at Acts17Apologetics, as I’m big on apologetics and worldview studies.

 

Thank you for the opportunity to lead you men!  Dauber QIC

Possible Intervention!!!

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11 I think for EC  with 1 going for the Fritter.  And 28 for field trip. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Warm Up: jog to storage center parking lot.  20 SSH, daisy pickers, good mornings, arm stretches and 10 burpees oyo to get blood flowing.
The Workout: jog to Aviator our door lounge for 20 erkins and dips and then with Pikachu motivation 40 derkins.  Mosey to new coffee shop for some 7’s.  This included (wolverines) merkin, one leg to elbow, merkin, other leg to elbow, merkin and jump up. Opposite side of lot we did alternating hand wall planks.(for lack of name).  With lunges  in between exercises.

Mary:mosey back to courts for pickle pounders, Freddie mercuries, dying cockaroaches, wwII, pigeon stretch, lower back stretches, andHalf a nice day.
Announcements:slack, F3 Dads Saturday@ Womble@9, quest q’s at Kenny’s grave and Disney.
Prayer:Moby’s family and father, crab legs medical treatment.

 

 

Another Freeze Warning

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April 1, 2019 / in Mutiny / QIC: Stovepipe and Fedex

PAX: Gump, Dauber, Norm, 16-Bit, Cupid, Doc, Stovepipe, Messi, H1N1, FedEx, Beater, Fonzie

With the temperature dropping back into the 30’s it was good to see 12 men decided to not fart sack and come out to get a workout in.  Stovepipe and I decided to co-Q. As always it’s an honor to lead.

 

Warm Up: Stovepipe started us out with a lap around the track and then circled up in the parking lot for some SSH IC x 30, daisy pickers IC x 10, good morning IC x 10, and some stretches. Stovepipe then hand over the Q to me and I had the pax do 5 burpees OYO and shoulder taps IC x 10.

The Workout: We headed over to the shelter for some dips, urkins, and derkins IC x 10 for 2 rounds. We then headed over to the middle of the parking lot behind Club Works where I told the Pax to partner up.  I then told the pax that we would start with partner people’s chair for a 10 count, then P1 would run to one end of the parking lot and does 10 LBC while P2 runs to the other end of the parking lot and does 10 squats. We completed 10 rounds, called an audible after first round because I forgot to include t claps during partner people’s chair, and each pax ended up doing 100 of each exercise.  Asked Messi to lead the pax in an exercise while we waited on the six, he chose to do more LBC, I then had the pax do 5 burpees OYO for standing around.

Mary: Headed over to the tennis courts for Mary. Started with BTTW, per Doc’s earlier request, and called on Dauber, Doc, and Beater for a 10 count each. Stovepipe finished Mary with big boy sit ups, low slow flutters, box cutters, American hammers, stretches, plank variations, and pickle pounders.

T-Claps: Maybelline, for consecutive workouts

Announcements: Sign up for F3  Dad’s camp starts on Tuesday, Dad and 2.0 workout this Saturday at Womble, Possible swimming AO, check Slack for more announcements

Prayer: Beater’s friend dealing with mental issues, unspoken

No Q insight

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As the Q rolled up he spotted an unusual vehicle in the Starbucks lot. A gray Toyota Tacoma with a NC state flag license plate in the front. There is only one guy that rolls like that. Great to see Double D back in the gloom and grinding for a run. Unfortunately this Q has no insight into the workout as YHC and Shamwow did a mile warmup and bolted for a local 5k. Double D posted at GP later so must not have been too bad. Thanks to Maybelline as he was charged with keeping the 6 close. And for 13 straight days.

Warm Up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Good mornings, High Knees, and Butt Kickers
The Workout: 5-6 miles
Mary: coffee
Announcements: see Pikachu’s announcements, shirt order
Prayer: Full House’s dad out of hospitals great to see Double D

Sunrise, Lake Views, and Hills por Cuatro Hermanos

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As advertised by the AGS Marketing Team the night before, this morning started with clear skies, a route to porta potties, and a sunrise that turns that decision to wake up early on a Sunday into a solid choice. With an HC by Lipstick and an interesting ‘MC’ (Midget Commit) by Dauber, YHC wasn’t certain what to expect as he arrived to an empty parking lot at 6:21am. Fresh off the new route at U-Turn yesterday, Maybelline comes rolling in looking for some additional miles. YHC has been traveling these past few weeks so have been way behind in posting, but came to learn that this was Maybelilne’s 7th straight work-out. A big shout out for putting in the work this week.

6:29am and here comes H1N1 and then quickly followed by Lipstick making good on his HC the night before.  No Dauber sign of Dauber, who cashed in his “Midget Commit” this morning.  YHC may have to consider alternate marketing to entice Dauber into HC’ing for next week’s workout that clearly outlines a route past Lowe’s.

Warm Up:

6:31am (1 min behind) and gave the word to the PAX to follow YHC to the 1st picnic shelter. PAX performed alternating step ups in cadence X10 each leg. Mosey’d down the steps and to the opposite picnic shelter for some prison squats x12, Recovered on the jog toward the Crazy Ivan lot where we performed 10 Imperial Walkers IC.  A few duck noises were heard at count 5, and by count 7, the stench was clear….Lipstick cologne. Some Michael Phelps to waft the lingering smoke cloud away and then quickly mosey’d for alternating Butt Kickers and High Knees to the far end of the lot. PAX performed stationary leg lifts X10 and proceeded back to the start with some toe and heel walks. Continued the mosey and mixed in some squat slides, which is a sideways walk with a squat at each step X12. Recovered on the jog back to the parking lot where PAX held a squat hold while YHC explained the route.

The Workout:

This morning was gonna a hybrid trail lake run with a heavy dose of hills. The route was the standard Bass Lake run, going counterclockwise around the lake, but instead of performing the full loop around the lake, PAX performed a half moon and proceeded straight back up Bass Lake Road and on to Stinson, with periodic circle backs for the six. A big shout out to all of the PAX posting this morning for picking YHC up all over this morning’s route. The hills were an aggressive decision after UTurn yesterday, but with thankful for the push and stronger because of it. With the circle backs, Lipstick had 6 by the time we hit the parking lot, but quickly realized H1N1 and Maybelline were short changed about 0.5-0.75mi. Maybelline proceeded to baseball fields and a right onto Grigsby and back onto Stinson to the parking lot to get his 6.

Mary: Stretches OYO

Announcements:

Crab Legs work day- Today 2-5pm

Prayer:

Prayers for Lipstick’s mother-in-law, continued prayers for Shredder and DoubleD. H1N1 for safe travels to the UK today and all PAX traveling over the next few weeks.

12 Rounds

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4 Pax out in the gloom at one of the original South Wake AOs…not fully knowing what to expect from the Q (H1N1)…but ready to go.  After the greetings, the Q realized we started 1 minute late so we all knocked out one burpee and got the party started.

Warm Up: Lap around the field and then squared up for some Good mornings, SSH, daisy pickers, imperial walkers and hillbillies…10 each in IC
The Workout: Today’s workout – 12 rounds

Each round began with a new exercise consisting of 3 minute intervals – 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest

Round 1: Shoulder Taps – hold plank during rest

Round 2: American Hammers

After round 2, a potential FNG (Dexter) with his dog approached the Pax and inquired if we were a team in training.  We quickly took the opportunity to introduce Dexter to F3.  Dexter committed to come out in the gloom at Kenny’s Grave next Thursday so let’s be sure we have a great turnout.

Round 3: Bear Crawl

Round 4: Sprints across the parking lot

Round 5: BTW

Round 6: Low Slow Flutters

Round 7: Step-ups

After round 7, the Pax were short on time so the Q called out the remaining rounds and the last two were choice of Pax.

Round 8: Turkish Getups

Round 9: WWIIs

Remaining rounds not completed

Round 10: Lunges

Round 11: Moroccan Night Clubs

Round 12: People’s Chair

Mary: No time so left so we went right into announcements.
Announcements: NCAA Bracket Pool closes today; Q school tonight at 6:30pm; Sprint Tris and Run for the Quay coming up June 1st; Rugged Maniac May 18th; ALS walk April 20th

Each week, Pax gathering at Kennys Grave will share Nutrition tips and each Pax will leave with the challenge to execute and report back the following week.

Tip this week: Waste In, Waist Out – we’re all guilty of eating the leftovers (waste) off our kids plate they don’t finish that leads to a growing waist line over time.  Pax challenged to stop eating once you feel full instead of continuing to eat just because there are leftovers on your plate or your kids plate.  This approach will improve overall health.

Prayer: Founding and current senior pastor at Midway (H1N1 and Messi’s church) passed away this past Sunday – visitation tonight with funeral on Friday; Pax traveling (Cupid and H1N1); Recovery for injured Pax; Crablegs

March Madness at Possum Trot

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Warm Up:  Twenty-six PAX came out on the first day of spring (low 40’s) fired up to take part in March Madness – Possum Trot style.  Inspired by Blue Hen from an earlier Q at Downtown Train, Dauber asked PAX to show up in their college team gear giving support to their favorite team.  Only four PAX brought their spirit representing UNC, Duke, Penn State and NC State by showing up in their gear.  There must have been a lot of dirty laundry or simple forgetfulness.  Not deterred, Q started the beat down on time with a jog around the tennis courts and then circling up for the following exercises:  32 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Vegetation Grabbers, 10 Hill Billies and 10 Imperial Walkers.  Q added some static arm stretches (L/R) across and behind the back for good measure.  PAX then headed to the Snack Shack.

 

The Workout:  PAX lined up against the outfield fence.  Jack Webbs were executed starting with one merkin and three air presses from our knees.  The count escalated until PAX reached 10 merkins and 30 air presses.  Who knew pushing air could be so hard?  Mosey to the Snack shack for 16 sec cadence count of seated chair followed by 16 sec cadence count of BTTW.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey to the road and lined up in a single file.  PAX performed and kept a plank position or something similar to a plank while the last PAX member in line bear crawled to the front of the line.  PAX members each took a turn bear crawling until every PAX made it to the front.  Q called an audible only making it halfway up the road and had each PAX mosey to the rock pile for a medium-sized rock.  Lots of grumbling and mumble-chatter and in all honestly, Q was struggling during this “extended” exercise.  (If you cant do it, don’t Q it.). PAX circled up with rock in hand for the first set of the following exercises with rock:  16 goblet squats, 16 curls, 16 overhead presses and 16 tricep curls.  PAX side shuffled the distance of the parking lot swapping lead foot at the halfway point until they reached the large hill.  Q called a bear-crawl and then 8 dips OYO on the guradrail.  Reverse bearcrawl and jog back to the rocks.  The second set with the rocks included 16 rut-rows, 16 wonder bras, 16 overhead squats and 16 one hand on rock merkins (8L, 8R). An astute Skidmark corrected Q when he inadvertently called one-handed merkins.  Side shuffle back to the hill with more bearcrawls up the hills, 8 dips on guardrail OYO and jog back.  Q queried PAX about significance of the day (first day of Spring, officially starting at 5:58PM, etc.) and threw in 5 burpees OYO before starting next set.  Called out four PAX who had their collegiate school gear on asking them to call the next set of exercises:  Cupid called crableg grab (apologies for forgetting name); Banana Seat called for Turkish get-ups on each side and Skidmark called for the iconic Bobby Hurleys.  Dauber was too busy looking at his watch trying to grab another set in before Mary to complete the four bracket challenge and sent the PAX shuffling to the hill.  More bear crawl up and down with dips on the guardrail OYO.  Unfortunately, Dauber did not manage the clock properly and asked PAX to form up on the tennis courts for Mary after returning their rocks back to the rock pile.

Mary:  PAX held BTTW until the six.  Mary was brief with the following 10 count core exercises:  Homer to Marge, Box cutters, Freddie Mercury and American Hammers.

Announcements:  Q school Thursday at Womble, Yard clean-up Sunday at Crab Legs, Police/Firefighter hockey game, Check Announcements on FB/Slack

Prayer:  Pastor died at a local congregation (please keep him, his family and the faith formation in your prayers), PAX traveling, PAX inured – Welcome back to the gloom Buford, Moby’s dad (doing better), Silent/Unspoken.  Apologies if I missed anything.  Q took us out.

Highlight on the 6:  Something new for this BB.  I wanted to find out more about a PAX member.  This week’s focus is on Maybelline, Todd Pasnak.  Studied at Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), big Syracuse fan, Married to a second grade school teacher, blessed with two boys age 15 & 12 and a daughter who is 4.  Works as a project manager at Cody in Sanford.  Got his F3 name because he was responsible for the Covergirl account.

Maybelline

 

Thank for the opportunity to lead you men.  -Dauber

Mutiny+Burpees= Lots of Mumble Chatter

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PAX: LED, Fonzie, Puddles, Cupid, H1N1, Messi, Gump, Stovepipe, Modify, FedEx

EC: LED, Fonzie

 

Warm Up: After a lap around the track we circled up for SSH IC x 25, Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 Fwd and 10 Rev,  Daisy Pickers IC x 10, Stretches, and Shoulder Tap Merkins IC x 20

The Workout:

Pax ran over to the parking lot where we bear crawl 5 lines, do a burpee, sprint back to the start, bear crawl 5 lines, do 2 burpees, sprint back to the start, etc… Told the Pax to keep adding a burpee till we reach 10 burpees. We started off great but had to call an audible when we all reached 8 burpees.

After a Messi 10 count, like only he knows how, we headed to the rock pile. After picking appropriate rocks we circled up for circuits of: curls for the girls IC x 10, tricep extensions IC x 10, overhead press IC x 10, rut rows IC x 10, LBC with rock IC x 10, American Hammers w/o rock IC x 10 and some other excercises I can’t remember.

After a couple of circuits, including one on our knees, we put it all together with a flow of squat, curl for the girls, overhead press, tricep extension IC x 10. Rinse and repeat. We put the rocks back and lined up for an Indian Run to the tennis court for Mary.

Mary: Plank it out, Diamond Merkins x 10
Announcements: Check Slack
Prayer: H1N1 and Cupid are traveling this week, Stargazer, and the founding/lead pastor at H1N1 church passed away over the weekend