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I Didn’t Know You Were a Plumber

Some workouts just have so many 1-liners that you really can’t name all of them…but the title of this BB is one of them! Why? You Ask. Well, it’s because one of the coupons of pain YHC brought today was literally a bag filled to the brim with wrenches. See…awhile back, Shamwow came up with this 5 week challenge of who could Q the best beatdown at Disney. 5 Spots were taken fast, 1 by YHC. The workouts so far have been tough and all have taken a different angle on how to deal out the pain in some unique ways. So I knew YHC had to cook up something a little special today. So my fellow PAX helped me clean out my garage of various heavy coupons for a beat down on the big field at Disney. We put this stuff to great use today! YHC got to the AO very early because I had no idea how long it would take to unload and set this stuff up in the field of darkness. But…it was my pleasure to put in extra effort today to cook up something special.

EC: A 4 mile route run by Dahmer, Full House, Shamwow!, Nemo, and YHC.

FNG’s: None…but they really missed out.

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the parking lot and then a circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio’s, Seal Claps, Hillbillies, Overhead Claps, Windmills, Frankenstein’s, standard Merkins x12, Prisoner Squats x12…and off to the field.
The Workout: On the field the Pax would find stations, each with a coupon. Some larger than others…some very large. We would rotate through these stations doing AMRAP exercises while the “timer” PAX performed heavy bag flips from 1 cone to another and back again. That’s 1 station. Stations were:

100 lb. heavy back flips about 40 yards and back.

18 lb. kettlebell figure 8’s

15 lb. single arm shoulder press with garden block

30 lb. bag of wrenches deadlift

Recover on the fire house carry (2-3 passes of 40 yards)

25 lb. dumbbell curls for the girls

25 lb. dumbbell wonderbras

5 lb. dumbbells in each hand fast 1-2’s

25 lb. kettlebell swings

100 lb. heavy back chain drag about 40 yards and back

A few others used a large rainbow painted rock (thanks my 2.0 Julia) and a jump rope that were there for extra playing.

We completed two full rotations through all stations.

Mary: WW2 x30, Box Cutters x15, H2M x15, WW1’s x30. 5 last Good Mornings to stretch it out.
Announcements: Donate to Momma’s House Thanksgiving Meal Fund through PayPal. Thursday night hygiene product ruck. Check Slack and either Breach or Sprinkler for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Big Perm…second post in a row. POTS for showing us the way by lifting and carrying the heavy back (instead of dragging). Nemo for showing on-time to EC.
Prayer: Pray for 187’s M and health issues. Full House took us out! Honor to lead men. Thanks for playing today.

How will you lead?

EC: I have no idea because I wasn’t there and forgot to ask.

FNGs: nah

Warm Up: SSH x40, Lap with stops for good mornings, IW/HB, Fazio Arm Circles.

The Workout:

PAX split into 2 groups. Groups Indian run with 2 stops per lap – the back lot by the bathrooms and the basketball court. At each stop we do the following:

B – # of burpees for the stop you are (count up by 1 each time)
O – 10 overhead claps
M – 10 mountain climbers IC
B – 10 big boy sit ups
S — 10 squats

PAX made a total of 5 laps (10 stops). The PAX at the front of the Indian Run line when you arrive at the stop leads all the exercises at that stop.

Mary: Low slow flutter x 20IC

Announcements: Ted Talk coming up next week. Thanksgiving meals for Mama’s House ($20 serves a meal). Donations can be made via PayPal.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX that volunteered at HSFC this past weekend. Quote from HSFC “There are volunteers and then there are VOLUNTEERS!”

Prayer: 187, Nemo

Message this morning was to consider what kind of leader you are. Do you try to get ahead by cutting corners, often robbing those who follow you of the opportunity for ‘good form’? If those around you are struggling, will you take over or offer a hand? Will you run too fast and too far ahead so those behind you can’t follow?

It’s always an honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time.

Speedy Crew at U-Turn

FNGs: none

EC: U.T.I, LED, Full House

Warm Up: stretching, SSH, good morning, IW, daisy pickers

The Workout: PAX took on the old school U-turn route today.  A fast crew with those in the back pushing an 8:30 pace.  Great mumble chatter all the way around, nice work by all!

Mary: various stretching

Announcements: HSFC project today, Mama’s House Ruck

T-Claps (Recognition): entire group for picking up the six and a great run this morning

Prayer: Full House friend, Richard Whittington whose wife is in hospice care from terminal cancer (42 years old)

Bowling @ R4TJ

EC: LED, Fonzie, Deuce, Full House, WebEx, Skidmark, Vasoline, YHC

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: Started the run with a nice steady pace towards the stop light as we turned onto Main Street.  Picked up the 6 and continued on.

The Workout:  A new route was designed by YHC the night before.  It wasn’t intentional but some trial and error with plotaroute.com yielded a shape that was sorta familiar…

I suggest holding the center of the printed image right up to your nose. It should be blurry. Focus as though you are looking through the image into the distance. Very slowly move the image away from your face.  Do you see it?  “The Bowler”

5.436 miles were charted to create the familiar shape.  Keeping the namesake alive – Fonzie was witnessed running off course fairly early into the run.  As we wrapped up the run, McNugget took a shortcut to the facilities available at Ting.  We circled up and did some stretching.  Mid stretching session, Pablo excused himself to seek some relief.  Running 4 the John indeed!

 

Mary:  She’s not into bowlers – yeah, they are athletes but they aren’t really “athletes”

We did move at a fast clip this morning and we took the extra time left on the clock (about 7 minutes) to stretch things out.  When YHC ran out of yoga moves, Skidmark served up some additional options to eat the rest of our time together.  Kinda like when you pay for an hour of bowling and finish early.  You might not have time for another game but you might as well stick around and throw some extras.  Trickshots, practice, goof off.  Great mumblechatter as we finished up a few more frames.

Announcements:

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Amazing work by all today picking up the 6 – special shout out to LED and Fonzie, I felt like I saw them picking up more often than most.

Prayer:

Dodgeball fundamentals, Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge

Patches O’Houlihan demonstrated the fundamentals of dodgeball this morning, Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge.

FNGs: none, but welcome back to Walter White
Warm Up: Old school lap around the Hairy Peter then to good mornings, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles front and back, seal claps, over head claps, Moroccan night clubs, standard merkins got us warmed up.
The Workout: PAX started near cars with “Dodge” 10X ice skaters IC, then ran behind the Peter stopped by the rock pile for “Duck” 20x squats IC, mosy to the guard rail for some “Dips” and yes literally dips, 20X IC, head up to Sunset Lake road and all the way down the sidewalk to the HS/Sunset Lake intersection for “Dive” 10X merkins which turned into 10X more merkins and 10X wide grip merkins while waiting for the six.  Finish our first and only lap with “Dodge” 20x monkey humpers IC.  Mosy to the rock pile for some curls for the girls, overhead press and triceps extension, second set overhead press and curls for the girls.  Headed over to Emeril’s favorite hill for a group sprint up, mosy back for Mary.
Mary: 20x LBC IC, American Hammer 20x IC, homer to marge 10x, low slow flutter 10x, pickle pounders 10x, 10x diamond merkins….have a nice day
Announcements: sign up for help Saturday at HSFC, Mamma’s House Ruck and donation for Thanksgiving
T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome back Walter White, great work today!
Prayers: unspoken, Q took us out

We run all the hills

This morning we took a different approach to speed work by moving the workout away from the track. Introduced or reintroduced the Pax to the fartlek (Swedish for Speed Play). Todays location would be through Sunset Ridge. Those unfamiliar with Sunset Ridge quickly learned that there are some hidden gems of hills tucked away in the loops of the neighborhood.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: A little mosey up the police station. Turned back and headed toward Linksland adding in some A & B skips. Picked up the tempo just as we reached the middle school.
The Workout: Mosey throughout Sunset Ridge varying the pace between 1/2 marathon, 10k, 5k and recovery. Added a few quicker shorter sprints at the end and finished withed a progression. Sometimes we pushed the pace up the hill, sometime we pushed the pace down the hill. Sometime the distance was short and sometimes it was a bit longer. The longest segment we ran was about 1/2 mile, most coming in around 1/4 mile.
Mary: We got good stretching in this morning.
Announcements: 3rdF opportunity this weekend at the Food Cupboard. VQ at Paradise City on Monday
T-Claps (Recognition): We only ran about 5 miles but it feels way different when the the pace goes way up and way down. Nice work everyone
Prayer: UTI took us out.

 

+ of course there was one mosey into the woods

Running for the TP

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Good mornings, windmills, SSH, IW
The Workout: 10 PAX out for some miles this morning in the gloom.  Q had plans for a new route, a slight variation and a little Wednesday spice – as if spice is needed for AO that already gets the bowels moving naturally.   Just a hair under 5.5 miles for most, nice work men!
Mary: About 5 minutes of stretching to loosen up the hips – according to Skidmark
Announcements: Reach out to Dumbo to help volunteer at the HS food pantry this Saturday
Prayers: Hightower from F3 Grand Strand in Myrtle Beach, prayers for his family and PAX.  Prayers for CrabLegs and ongoing treatments.

Goodbye Fart Sack – Hello Q Spot

FNGs: No.

Warm Up: Yes.

  • Mozy out in front of Globo Gym aka Planet Fitness
  • Good Mornings
  • Windmills
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Hillbillies
  • SSH
  • Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up to the top of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy to the rocks

The Workout: 3 Socially Distanced Pain Stations / 1 Runner

  • 3 PAX hold down pain stations with continous 10 counts while “The Runner” completes a lap and tags a pain station.  “The Runner” takes the tagged station.   The new “Runner” makes a loop and tags the next pain station.
    • The Rocks @ the Teeter – Dealers Choice 10 Counts, just keep moving
    • The Rail @ Jiffy – 10 Counts, Erkins, Derkins, Dips
    • The Wall @ GCF – 10 Counts, People’s Chair / Balls2Walls / WW2s / LBCs
  • YHC called an audible after a few rotations and brought the pain stations together…  It was lonely and why not 2nd F a little to pass the time.
  • Closed it down
  • Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up to the top of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy to Mary

Mary: Homer 2 Marge, 6 inch leg lifts, Pickle Pounders

Announcements:

  • Assistance requested this weekend at The Food Cupboard – Check the 3rd F channel and check out Dumbo for details.
  • YHC just got back out into the gloom officially.  Purple Cobras needs some love.  Q Sheet is pretty lonely.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cupid for holding this site down during the dry times.

Prayer:

  • Officer down in Grand Strand, Hightower – prayers for family, friends, and PAX
  • Covid-19, Government Leaders, all of those impacted to-date

PC 10-5-20

EC: Skidmark, Full House, UTI & YHC

Warm Up: Mosey to the ramp and go up backwards with 10 merkins in the middle. PAX Circled up outside the bathroom trailers for SSH x25. We were going to SSH until Full House came out of the potty, lucky for the PAX he came out after only 6.  Continued to mosey around the Ting loop with periodic stops for IW x10, HB x10, Buttkickers, Karaoke, FAC x10 fwd and x10 rev, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10 and john Qsac to stop sign.
The Workout: Catch me if you can Indian Runs in 2 groups of 4 around Ting Loop. First Loop the back runner did 1 Burpee. Second Loop 2 Burpees. Third Loop 3 burpees and Fourth loop 4 burpees.  During our second loop @ Dumbo decided he needed to use the facilities. So Pax stood outside the trailer and did SSH until he came out (55 in cadence)

Closed out the workout with Suicide Burpees on the ramp
Mary: Various stretching
Announcements: Food Cuboard opportunities starting up this Saturday. Sign up to help our community, they need us!
T-Claps (Recognition): Bondo for killing it this morning! I hope when I am #respect 59 I can keep up with a bunch of 30yr olds playing catch me if you can.
Prayer: All those battling Covid, including our Leader of the Free Nation.

Climbing the Ladder

EC: Full House and Mr. Terrific

FNGs: n/a
Warm Up: Exploring the school grounds, then mosey around the track with butt kicks, high knees, karaokes and A Skips. Grab some fence for leg swings, donkey kicks and tiger claws
The Workout: 6 PAX climbed went up and down the ladder of repeats around the track with a slight twist. When the first person finishes, he grabs the light at the finish line and runs back to the six. All PAX turn around and run with the carrier of the light. When the PAX reach the six, jog to the finish line.

400meter – 800meter – 1,200meter – 1,600 meter and then back down. 1,200 meter, 800 meter, 400 meter. Rest was only jogging from the stopping point to the start line, typically between 100-200 meters, which is not a lot of rest! Total of 4 miles doing repeats.

Cupid ran the first 400m super fast and McNugget finished the last 400 meter out in front.
Mary: Cool down with a lap around the track
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Cupid taking on a new role at work. McNugget’s job hunt