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YHC didn’t make it out for EC due to wallpapering late into the night prior, but Shredder and Norm got theirs in. Snap in the house for his first Sheepdog.

Title courtesy of Shredder after YHC was said to be misleading first by saying we’d mosey around to the back, but by way of the front, and later, that the first exercise was most challenging when in fact that turned out not to be the case.

Warm Up:

SSH, Moroccan night club, frankensteins, Imperial walkers, Michael Phelps, and Good Mornings.

The Workout:

Tabata style, 4 groups of exercises, each one having a main exercise and an active recovery exercise in 3 sets, 40s/40s first set, same for the second, and third was 40s/20s. 1 min break between each group.

Group 1
Work: Lateral tap-overs to hop
Active Recovery: Plank

Group 2
Work: Double merkin to double plank jack, with a shoulder tap on each plank jack
Active Recovery: Squat hold

Group 3
Work: Straight-leg bicycles
Active Recovery: Reverse plank

Group 4
Work: burpee followed by rocket hop (squat jump on 4 compass points)
Active Recovery: Superman (on belly, arms & legs up)

Combatives:

Circle block/strike combo, low and high

Mary:

Round-robin: American hammer, LBC, Freddy Mercury, Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters
Announcements:

1776 workout tomorrow, 6am @ Womble

Prayer:

Just the general state of things, for F3 men to stay healthy and strong.

Abs are made in the kitchen

Abs are made in the kitchen, but we tried the traditional route of exercise.  This workout was brought to your courtesy of Led Zeppelin.

FNG: None ;(

5 HIMs showed up to GP this morning. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, , 10×3 ct Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbilly Squats, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 10×3 ct Windmills, 30 ct Pigeon Pose, 20 SSH

Workout:

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 3 sets of 50 x3 ct Wall Sits (Prisoner, Al Gore style, Morrocan Night Clubs)
  • 3 set of 10x3ct Australian Ass Smackers (BTTW w/ a twist – Alternate single arm butt smacks)

Rock work:

Mosey to the Rock Pile. YHC asked the PAX to select medium sized rocks. Redenbaucher’s rock may not have met code and Farva’s was overcompensating.  Rotate rocks between exercises.

  • 3 sets 10x3ct – Curls for the Girls
  • 3 sets of 10x3ct – Overhead Tricep Press
  • 3 set of 10x3ct – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10×3 ct – Rutrows
  • 3 sets of 10x3ct – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10x3ct – Wonder Bras
  • 5 sets of 10x3ct – Standard Bench Press
  • 1 set 10x3ct  – Windshield Wipers
  • 1 set 10x3ct – Bicycle Kicks
  • 1 set  10x3ct – Scissor Kicks
  • 1 set 10x3ct – Box Cutters
  • 20 – Rockies
  • 20 – Hate Handles (10 each side)
  • 10×3 ct – Rock Spanks
  • 10x3ct Mountain Climbers
  • 10x3ct Plank Jacks
  • 20 Merkins (1 hand on rock, 1 hand on ground)

Return Rocks and mosey back for Mary

  • 30 ct Straight leg stretches
  • 20 ct Runner stretches
  • 30 ct Pigeon Pose

T-Claps: Redenbaucher put in 10 miles before the workout.

Announcements:  F3 10 yr anniversary in January (Capefear hosting). Discussed adding an emergency contact to Slack contact info & Bass Lake Mulch Project sign up is open,

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for  our men in blue, County, State and Country Leadership, prayers for Cupid’s, Pablo, Particle Board and Martini’s families. Prayer for those suffering physically or financially.

This AO brought to you by ACDC

NGs: None

5 HIMs showed up to GP this morning. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 3 ct Seal Claps, 20 Emperial Walkers, 20 Hillbillies, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 10 3 ct Windmills, 10 ct Pigeon Pose,

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. YHC asked the PAX to select two rocks, one large and one small. Rotate rocks based on exercise. Dealers choice except GPs done with the mother load.

2 sets to Thunderstruck:

Curls for the Girls (to build the guns) and squat every thunder (to build our thunder thighs). YHC called an audible half way through to switch to Overhead Tricep Press or Wonder Bras

  • 2 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Rutrows

PAX mosey to parking lot with largest rocks in the park.

  • 4 sets of 10’s – Standard Bench Press
  • 10 x 3ct  Windshield wipers
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 10ct Scissor Kicks
  • 10ct Box Cutters
  • 10ct Bicycle Kicks

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 3 sets of 50ct Wall Sits (Prisoner, Al Gore style, Morrocan Night Clubs)
  • 3 set of 10ct BTW with a bit of a twist – Alternate single arms butt slaps

Return Rocks and mosey back for Mary

  • 10 x 3 ct Plank Hold
  • 10 x 3 ct Single arm Plank Holds
  • 10 x 3 ct Chill Cut Plank
  • 10 x 3 ct Chill Cut Planks alternating legs every 5 ct

T-Claps for Fanny Pack doubling down today

Announcements:  Funeral session for Pablo’s Mom today at 10AM.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for  Fanny Pack’s 10 yr old daughter,  prayers for Martini’s and Oboe’s family, prayers for Quiver’s a daughter.   For our country’s leadership and for all those suffering physically or financially from the COVID crisis and looting and damage to their stores.

 

10 Sheepdogs become Dragon Warriors

FNGs:None today
Warm Up: EC was our warm up then right to the Workout, because I had a lot planned and only 45 minutes to execute!
The Workout: Went with a Kung Fu Panda theme and decided to do workouts inspired by the 5 main styles in the movie and finish with a customized exercise made for this AO.

3 merkins to kick off each segment

Krane

  • side straddle hops x20
  • Fozzy arm circles forward then reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, overhead claps, seal claps, arm circles reverse then forward with no breaks

3 merkins

Snake

  • plank snake agility around the parking lot
  • Indian snake run

3 merkins

Monkey

  • 11s with monkey humpers and Monkey ladders(goofballs) all in cadence

3 merkins

Tiger (55 deconstructed burpees split between two sets of 11s)

  • 11s with squats and plank jumps forward and back 
  • 11s with merkins and squat jumps (this one in place, no rest in between)

3 merkins

Praying Mantis

  • 4 minute embrace the suck meditation hold

3 merkins

Panda/Dragon Warrior

Bear Crawl Ring of Fu

  • Bear crawl clockwise in a big circle; 1st pax calls out a number and then on his “up” everyone jumps up and throws that many wing chun strike combos in cadence; then Back to bear crawling the circle and repeat with the next pax until all pax have gone and are sufficiently smoked

T-Claps (Recognition): 4 Pax for EC, My 3yr anniversary
Prayer: Graduates, leadership, the direction of the country, the police and military, recent losses

17 PAX for an Anniversary Rock Beat Down at GP

A huge turnout of 17 PAX ascended upon Ground-pounder looking for a rock beat down with a possible field trip.  Some ran during U-turn.  One showed up at 7:00 am.  Lots of mumble chatter from start to finish.  Great seeing Farva out for the first time since the start of the pandemic.  Very excited to see Dusty too (no pull-ups today).  Just an AWESOME turnout men!  Sorry Norm you were told the incorrect location.


FNGs
: Yes!  Welcome Lance Huber – NABS.  Thanks PAX who helped me with our welcoming speech.  Great job Pumpkin Spice for bringing him out.  Behind his naming, think of Lance “Nabs” crackers…way better then Armstrong or Phelps that were too easy (and too good).

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot to an adjacent lot and circled up for the following 10cc exercises:  good mornings, Daisy Pickers, sir Fazio Arm Circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Moroccan night clubs, static arm stretches and 25 SSH.  Ended with 5 burpees OYO.

The Workout:  I asked the  PAX to grab a medium-sized rock.  Let’s just say, some PAX were more zealous than others.  There would be no rock rotation.  In honor of my three year anniversary starting F3 at the Nut, I wanted to execute three exercise and then repeat two additional times.

LOTS of Rocks with three separate 10c exercises;  (Rinse and Repeat Three Times)

Curls for the girls, Tricep Extensions, Rut-rows

Goblet Squats, Slap Rocks, Wonder bras

Bus Drivers, Trunk Twists, Toe Taps

From our six:  6 inch hold with Rock over chest, Nipplers, Straight arm Tricep Extensions

5 Burpees OYO because Q messed up the count

Headed to the walls for 20 cc BTTW and People’s Chair.  Thanks a shredder for helping wit the count.

Back to our rocks for one last Rock exercise:  20 Ground-Pounders.  After 3 years, I finally learned there is a squat at the bottom rather then bend over.  Thanks Forceps!

No time for a field trip.  Kind of wish we did venture that way. I learned later, my trip planned to Veteran’s Park

Mary: 20 LBCs, Yoga stretches including Downward dog, Pigeon pose, leg-overs.  Have a nice day.

Announcements:  RUNE; Trash pick-up Sunday morning – See Slack/LED.

T-Claps (Recognition):  16-bit for incredible virtual Workouts!  Thanks Nemo for recognizing all of my Q activities in South Wake this year.

Prayer:  Martini’s mom entering hospice; other PAX struggling with parental care; All impacted by pandemic.  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.

 

An incredible honor leading you men this morning.  Thank you for making my three year anniversary very special.

Because You Showed Up…

After a very exhausting week, YHC was looking forward to some miles this weekend. Earlier in the week, PAX received word of race cancellations, as well as a series of domino effects that will soon impact the current day to day in the weeks to come related to COVID-19. For YHC, Sundays are that time of reset and reflection. Certainly a lot to think about and how different the last few weeks have been from what we knew several weeks before that.  Toilet paper has somehow become the staple of choice across the country, while social distancing is now a ‘thing.’ All sporting events have been cancelled, schools are cancelled, business travel is becoming suspended, and now working from home has become the new norm in our daily lives.

The one thing YHC knows that does not change is Sunday’s at AGS. Today was one of the more memorable for YHC as it reminded me how important ‘showing up’ can be, not only from an accountability standpoint, but also the impact you can have on each other and not even know it. You probably have heard this a dozen or so times, but “Who is pushing who?” Today, whether they knew it or not, each PAX had a significant impact on one another in that light 52 degree drizzle.

The day before, Redenbacher had asked YHC if I was still running a half tomorrow even though the Tobacco Rd 1/2 was cancelled. We were both signed up several months back. When the race turned ‘virtual,’ my attitude turned from doing it to eventually getting to it.  Having done 8 mi with Deadbolt at U-Turn yesterday, it did not seem like a good idea considering I was at PT getting dry needled that previous Monday.

My response was maybe. I’ll pre-blast it as an option for an insomniac 7.1mi EC and see who shows. Farva also mentioned a 6mi Ruck starting at 5:30am and Dauber also wanted to Ruck, but didn’t want to start that early, so offered a 3mi at 6:00am. This would be the start time for those running the 6mi Main Event as well. With the crazy EC option on the table, now ‘my eventually getting to it,’ turned into a ‘will have to do it,’ if someone shows. Goes back to the “if you can’t Q it don’t do it” mentality. If someone showed, we’d have to run it. It’s that simple. That’s how YHC rolls and when its out there and someone shows, you do it because someone else is just as crazy as you are and you don’t let them down.

Out of some type of miracle, YHC rose from the fartsack ahead of his 4:05am alarm as if the Sky Q planned it that way. Exactly at 4am woke out of a dead sleep. Scrambling for my iPhone 3, I noticed the time and elected not to hit snooze, but rather put on my gear and head to the garage to lace up my Hokas. Flag packed in the backseat, I muttered something that rhymed with “Truck Me.” Rolled into Womble at exactly 4:30am, planted the flag and no cars to be found….4:35am hit which was the meeting time for the Insomnia EC. At that point, no cars and YHC was reserved to sleeping in Knight Rider until Farva arrived at 5:30 to tap on the driver’s side window to wake me up. As I went to look down at my phone one last time, lights started to appear in my rear view mirror from Stinson. He showed up…

“Sorry, I’m late Mookie,” says Redenbacher

“Yeah- so am I”…”I was hoping you wouldn’t show. This might be a terrible idea, but let’s do it.” I strapped on the headlamp and the light up vest. After a series of forgetful moments…did I lock the car, I don’t need my earbuds, it was starting to drizzle a bit.

Redenbacher says, “Hang on one second…sorry,” from his trunk. He’s ripping off some much sought after 2-ply, knowing that there could be some emergency gross weight adjustment later in the run. Honestly, have never experienced the need to drop a few sharks in the woods during a run…until this morning. We’ll get to that later. With that, Redenbacher and I went straight down Stinson and across the street to the neighborhood that abuts Holly Grove. As we were not running Tobacco, we figured we’d pay tribute to the flat route of ATT and the track was a perfect mix of flat concrete surrounded by trees. After about the 3rd lap, Redenbacher had to investigate a space behind the white shed, while putting his 2-ply to use. YHC continued around the track and was later rejoined with Redenbacher until we were at about 4 miles. Exited the track and then back out to Holly Springs Road and that is when I felt it.

Informed Redenbacher that we may need to stop at Lowe’s, but unfortunately was still too early and was not open. Picked up the pace and proceeded down Earp and then a left on Raleigh, back to Womble. Never knew how the extreme need to R4TJ could be until I reached Raleigh St. and had to tighten my gait for fear of letting a kit kat loose. Stopped the watch, took a quick pit stop and noticed we were about a little less than a mile short of the 7.1mi needed. At that point, it was 5:50am and PAX started rolling in. Bufford and Dauber, followed by Oboe, Vasoline, Nemo, and Slide Rule. Java’s car was already parked along with Farva’s so must have been on their Ruck.

Welcomed everybody and got going with the following workout.. As we were doing a quick lap around the lot, we see UTI coming in hot and made it just in time for the following exercises..

Warm Up: Lunge walks, Frankensteins, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Daisy Pickers X10, Good Mornings X10, Prisoner Squats X10, with a squat hold as I explained the route.

The Workout: Dauber was the solo 3-mi rucker this morning and had a route picked out that would get him back to the lot in time for Mary. For the runners, we’d stick to pavement as YHC didn’t trust the footing at the lake with the early morning rain. We’d do a modified NH (the graphic on strava kinda looks like NH). Took PAX the long way left around the baseball fields of Womble and onto Grigsby. From Grigsby we would head up Raleigh Street to Jones Park and then on to Veterans, heading to the back side of Ting EC, around Artic Ridge and then back onto the greenway, proceeding straight up Skymont. As we ventured up Skymont through Rhamkhatte Village we’d make a right back onto Holly Springs Rd, then onto Raleigh back to the flag.

At the start of the run, YHC was just starting to settle in with Redenbacher not far behind. Really good group of PAX this morning, each with varying speeds which made some good pairings throughout the run. Big shout outs to all PAX, especially Nemo, Oboe, and Vasoline for continued pick ups of the six. Honestly, that was the only way I think Redenbacher and I finished the last few miles this morning. Also shout out to Buford who provided a nice even pace through Jones and Veterans. Legs were getting fatigued as we approached Skymont and keeping the light up vests within eye shot made all the difference.

Mary: Arrived about 13min late to Mary, but were greeted by PAX upon return. Dauber I think wanted to hand me a bottle of geritol, noting that i’m slowing down in my old age.

Announcements: Banana Seat and Pikachu ALS challenge. Check out slack
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting out there today for ruck and running miles. Redenbacher for holding me accountable to get that 13.1 in this morning. PAX picking up the six as well as Dauber, UTI, and Slide Rule for making sure I did not miss out in conducting Name-O-Rama.

Prayer: All those affected by COVID-19. Continued health to PAX and families. Continued prayers for Crab Legs. Prayers for Forceps and his family. YHC took us out.

2nd F held at Sir Walter, where Redenbacher and YHC had to run to as we were about 1 mi short of the 13.1. After a series of loops in front of the library, DownTown Train, and Main Street we wrapped up what we set out to do this morning and were greeted by PAX and some quality mumblechatter. Skidmark even came out to join us.

A solid morning, Men! Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

Did you find that in your shoe?

FNGs: None

16 HIMs showed up to GP for the best mumble chatter in SouthWake. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 20 3ct SSH, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 10 x 3 ct Pigeon Pose stretches

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rock Taps
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Standard Bench Press
  • 10ct  Windshield wipers
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 10ct Scissor Kicks
  • 10ct Box Cutters
  • 10ct WWIIs
  • 10ct Rockies
  • Ended rock intimacy with 10 x 3ct Homer to Marge Rock Humpers

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 2 sets of 80ct Wall Sits
  • 2 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to playground

  • 2 sets of 20 x 3ct Step Ups
  • 2 sets of 10 Star Jumps
  • 2 sets of 10 x 3ct Split Jacks
  • 2 sets of 10x 3ct Mountain Climbers
  • 20 Dips
  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Derkins
  • 10 Erkins
  • 10 x 3ct Pickle Pounders

T-Claps for many who doubled down posting U-Turn prior to posting GP

Announcements:  Though Wilmington’s race is cancelled, many are still going down to run and participate in the ALS sunset stroll. Census is coming:  make sure you get counted in the census (fill out the form in the mail – due April 1st).

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for FedEx’s mother-in-law in poor health, Continued prayers for Forcep and his family, DOA’s wife due in 10 days.

Mr Terrific took us out.

 

Standard U-Turn with Minimal Kisses and Hugs

FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: Various stretching called out by the Q and some wanna be Q’s, as YHC was stalling with the staggered departures 🙂
The Workout: Standard U-Turn
Mary: Stretching during announcements
Announcements: F3 Wilmington Race is a go. Check the webs and signup on google sheet.
T-Claps (Recognition): 28 men for still hitting the pavement hard with all that is going on.  It’s been a rough week for the world, a lot of disruption in our daily life and races cancelled. This is the time we need each other the most. The strong friendships are what will get us through this and make an impact on community where we can.
Prayer: All effected by Covid-19, Moby’s Father back in hospital, Aqua’s Father in-law, Katniss Co-worker/Long time friend passed, Crablegs.

 

This is the way

FNGs:none
Warm Up: 2 for EC maybe 3. Norm with 4 miler.

20 ssh, good mornings, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles
The Workout:

20 count ic up hill twice between
American hammers

Mountain climbers

Lsf

Lbs

15 ic bear crawl to bathroom and back

Erkins

Derek in’s

Dips

Wall planks up downs

10 count ic 10count high knees in between

V ups

Boat canoes

Heel taps

Peter Parker’s

10 count burpee break down run backwards between. Sections

rock work curls, presses, squats, triceps, ground pounders

Mary:a few yoga poses
Announcements:Mule this Saturday, HS golf tournament planning
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: fedex wife, forceps family.

Hey Pax, Can Someone Give Me a Ride to…

YHC discovered a new way to get someone to a workout.  There’s the standard EH. Then there’s the “smack talk ‘em into it”. Finally, there’s the I locked my keys in the car, need a ride to the AO, and btw…I’m supposed to Q. That’s where I was after some miles at U-Turn this AM. But Sprinkler came to the rescue to give me a lift. Without my shovel flag, gloves, dice, winky, and other non-sweated through gear in my locked car… we began the AO at 0730.

FNG’s: nada
Warm Up: SSH x30, and then 10 counts of: IW, HB, Good Mornings, Frankenstein’s, Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Clap, and Overhead Claps.
The Workout: To the rocks men!  YHC called a series of exercises with 20, 15, and a few 10 counts of the following:

Rut Rows x 3, Ground Pounders (only 1x), Squats x 4, Curls for the girls x 3, Tricep Press x 2, Bus Drivers, Wonder Bras, Shoulder Press x 2, Toe Taps, and, of course, in true GP fashion…the Rock Spanks! Pax switched rocks frequently.

Pax bring rocks to parking lot with everyone on their six. 6 rounds of Chest Presses and 6 rounds of ab work all with rocks. Ab work was 10 cts., presses were 10,15,20,20,15,10 counts.

Over to the bleacher area…an area apparently historically underused at this AO judging by the mumblechatter. Let’s open up this can!

Pax grab a fistful of fence for 30 count fence squats.

Half the pax engaged in a bleacher close grip Merkin ladder up and down the bleachers as the “timers”. Remaining pax did AMRAP dips at the knee wall. Switch.  Arms spent!

20 count step-ups at the knee wall.

We moseyed over to the restroom hut for some alternating series of People’s Chair and BTTW.  3 rounds of this with all pax counting the time with 7 counts, then 6, finally 5.

Moseyed back to the flag.

Mary: YHC realized we skipped dirkins, so we did 10 of those IC. Finished with 5 burpees OYO.
Announcements: Lots of things to get involved in on Slack. Wilmington race coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Needless to say…Sprinkler for making my Q happen. Farva… for always choosing a rock that makes the rest of the pax suffer…I mean…get stronger. Martini for doing a triple down after running like 14 miles or something this morning.
Prayer: Those sick and the hysteria that seems to follow Corona Virus situation. DOA’s family with sickness and M close to giving birth. Laid hands on our brother Forceps. Honored to lead… even without my car, keys, or gear!