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Apologies for the late backblast. Better late than never? Let’s go…

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x25, imperial walkers x10, hillbillies x10, Daisy pickers x10, fozio arm circles x10 forward x10 reverse, seal claps x10
The Workout: Mosied over to the parking lot with a rock pile. Pax were instructed to get a mediumish rock for many reps. One exercise at each corner, with lunges in between (added in some karaokes and Bernies to mix things up). Started with 10 reps at each four corners, then increased by five each round, up to 25 reps at the last round. Exercises were curls for the girls, triceps, bus drivers and ground pounders.

Moved over to the picnic area. Half of the pax held balls to the wall while the other half did urkins/durkins/dips/abyss merkins, 10 count, switching in between each exercise. Back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Popcorn Mary, 15 counts. I’ve forgotten a few (let this be a lesson to post same-day). But there were some SSH, WWIIs, sweat angels, merkins and pickle pounders.
Announcements: Check slack for upcoming 3rd opportunities.
T-Claps (Recognition): All this HIM getting out there in the cold gloom this week.
Prayer: Wallaby for strength, soldiers and first responders.

16 Cletus – Stronger by Merkin

On the pre-blast, I challenged the PAX to post for multiple Merkins. After squeezing out six HCs, I was pleased to find a full parking lot at 5:25 am. EC: 187, Banana Seat, Slide Rule, UTI, Warbucks.

Warm up:

Good mornings (15), followed by Progressive versions of SSH (20)—Regular, Smurf Jack, Red Bull Smurf Jack (20)

Arm circles 10 forward, 10 backward. OK, I had to mix these in before tackling the RBSJs, just to catch my breath.

Recover on mosey to opposite parking lot.

The Thang:

Line up on curb, directly across from opposite curb.

Mike Tysons (plank, squat while in plank, Merkin) 5, 10, 15 near curb. Bear Crawl to and from opposite curb between reps.

Lunge walk to other curb, execute Circle of Merkins (left hand on curb 5; both hands on curb 10; right hand on curb 15; both feet on curb (20)). Lunge walk to and from opposite curb between reps.

 

Mosey to amphitheater:

Find a spot on the ledge. Dips 20x to warm up

Alternating dips on the ledge and People’s Chair on the wall

Find a spot on the wall. People’s chair 5, 10

 

Mosey to brick wall at back of Hunt Center:

15 Merkins to warm up

Alternating BTW and squats 5, 10, 15

 

Mary:

Popcorn through most of the PAX

American Hammers, Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, Bobby Hurley brick up, WWIIs, Box cutters, etc. Have A Nice Day 30 seconds.

 

Announcements:

Check Slack for Mama’s House repairs Saturday morning. Community Service

UTI says he added events to calendar, linked to the workout schedule. Also, he’s packing the Third F calendar to affect our community.

Banana Seat says Q School starting Monday, incorporated into workout. Highly recommended. Coming to a workout near you soon.

Prayer Requests: Wallaby, traveling PAX, injured PAX, first responders, military, Breach family

Pebbles to boulders

FNGs: Not likely at 24 degrees

Warm Up: SSH, Daisy-pickers, Fazios, Flapping Birds, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Too cold to stand around Womble, so YHC decided a field trip was in order.  Set out in a fellowship run and (taking a page out of Aquaman’s book) stopped at each intersection to build a workout, exercises = PAX choice.

Stop 1 = 10 merkins
Stop 2 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees (POTS birthday choice)
Stop 3 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges
Stop 4 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges + 10 monkey humpers

Proceeded to the parking deck for some ‘forest to the sea’ (bear crawl followed by crab walk) and then moseyed on to the rock pile.  PAX informed to select a ‘medium to large’ rock.  YHC noted an extremely liberal interpretation of that size range; seemed like pebbles to boulders.  PAX executed ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’ (deadlift into biceps curl into shoulder press into triceps extension = 1 rep X 10).  Moved three rocks to the right for PAX choice exercises including curlz for the gurlz, shoulder press and bus driver.  Returned the rocks for the mosey back.

On the return route PAX stopped at each intersection for ab exercises, building as before:

Stop 1 = 10 gas pumpers
Stop 2 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders
Stop 3 =  10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels (Florence demonstrated admirable enthusiasm during cadence call, and neighborhood residents are now aware of F3).
Stop 4 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels + 10 plank jacks

Mary:Completed the mosey back to Womble for some smurf jacks.  YHC was due for an early morning meeting, so handed the keys to Dauber and he brought it home with WWIIs, Freddie Mercurys and yoga stretches.

Announcements: Happy birthday POTS!  51 big ones.  See social media re helping at Mama’s House

T-Claps (Recognition): The Masters for joining up again for a full beatdown, no Metamucil required.

Prayer:  Alex, family friend of Florence with cancer, military, first responders, unspoken.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  Aye!

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

January 17 2020 / at Cletus (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo and 187

PAX:  20

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout: 

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Merkins (10 reps)

Sprint back

  1. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements: 

Breach -Feb 7 -Travis Manion foundation 2nd F event

LED – Jan 25  – Mama’s House of Thrift cleanup and repair event

Prayers:

Florence – Friends 12 year old friend upcoming bone marrow transplant

Pickles (CARPEX) – Betty (Mother in law) has pneumonia

Unspoken,

Military

First Responders

No Hoopla, Just a Beat Down

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Rolled into DT parking lot and planted the shovel flag.  I found a handful of PAX slowly emerge from their cars into the sprinkles, temps in 60s! and fog.  Some had rain jackets and hats in preparation for the wet conditions.  Alerted PAX the majority of workout would be under the parking deck where the Onnit kettlebell workouts were held last quarter.  Some mumble chatter about the NFL games over the weekend, the college football championship game tonight and PAX simply wanting to avoid any Hoopla this am, wanting simply, a nice beat down in the gloom.  Not wanting to disappoint, we ventured off into the darkness of downtown Holly Springs.  Nice easy run around the block and then  had PAX center up in the parking garage.  Lead PAX in the following warmup exercises: 25 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 O/H claps. 10 Seal Claps, 10 Sir Fazios (F/B)

The Workout:  PAX followed Q executing Ws sliding side to side slapping the ground at the apex all the down the lengths of the garage.  At the end of the garage, PAX started at the wall in front of a parking lot stripe.  PAX bear crawled the length of the stripe and completed one burpee and then back peddled to the start of the wall.  Next go -increased burpees to 2.  Rinse and repeat until we reached 5 burpees.  Recovered on the wall with 5c People’s Chair immediately followed by 5c BTTW.  Q called out a different PAX to lead the cadence count increasing the count from 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 for both exercises.  With sweat rolling off the brow, we set off doing karaoke, switching up at the halfway point, until we reached the end wall.  Why not more BTTW/people’s chair?  Q started with a 5 count.  Had PAX execute lunges alternating L/R until they reached halfway point.  Q called 10 merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  10c BTTW/PC.  Alternating lunges to a shorter distance.  Executed 10 wide grip merkins.  Back peddled to the wall.  More 10c BTTW/PC.  Lunges again.  10 Diamond merkins.  Back peddled to wall for 10c BTTW/PC.  Karaoke to the opposite end of garage switching up at the halfway point.  Feeling frisky, Q called for more BTTW 10c.  Followed by 10 squats.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey back to the far corner for Mary and COT.

Mary:  Each PAX called a 10c core exercise 2X.  Exercises included:  Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, plank hold, Freedom hammers, Supermans, Box cutters, crab slap? (forgot name Shredder), LSF, H2M, merkins, WWIIs, Freddie Mercury, and some YOGA thrown in for good measure.  Pot stirrers and ospreys.

Announcements:  Game tonight at M4L – Geaux Tigers!  Movie night tomorrow at HS – 1917, show starts at 745PM.  ATT long ass training,  see Slack, FB.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Fanny Pack for completing a 7 pack last week – OUTSTANDING effort; good luck making your shovel flag

Prayer:  Sprinkler took us out (thank you).  Unspoken prayers, prayers for out first responders, firies in Australia, military around the world keeping us free.

 

An honor leading you men in the gloom.  No hoopla.  Just a beat down.  – Dauber

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo

PAX:  16

Blue Hen, Doc, Brony, Florence, Flanagan, Nemo, Snap, Java, Fanny Pack, Cinder, Hardy, Dauber, Dahmer, Sprinkler,  Yogurt, POTS

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout:

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Sprint back

  1. Passing the sandbags to the left, right over, and under.
  2. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary: The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Marathon & Half Marathon March 15.

Prayer:  Prayers for the unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

Dora, Rocks and Nutcracker

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Drove into the Nut parking lot and saw 7 men ready to go.  Doc and Yogurt pulled in right before go time.  Planted shovel flag.  Shared with PAX multiple awakenings throughout the night, fearing I would sleep through my Q.  Clock struck 530 on a cold (mid 30’s) early morning.  Set out for a nice run around the school.  Flanigan shared he and Nemo had got some early miles in.  I reminisced about previous beat downs here with Moby.  Circled school and headed to parking lot next to fence/rock pile.  The following exercises got us going:  25 SSH, 10 Daisy pickers, 10 Willie Mays Hays, 10 O/H claps, 10 Seal Claps, 10 Imperial walkers.  Partner up.  One partner went and got a medium sized rock.  Other PAX held plank.

The Workout:  Pre-blast touted using rocks during a Dora.  Modified the Dora knowing Pots had a wonderful arm workout planned for TBD tomorrow.  Instructed PAX to complete the following with rocks as a team of two:  200 goblet squats, 200 plank touches (slap rocks from GP) IC, and Toe-tappers (soccer drill) IC.  PAX not using a rock, ran a lap around the outside parking lot.  T-claps for Flanigan helping Pots and me out complete our reps!  We had a few more minutes and conducted the following exercises with rocks:  6 inch hold with rock over chest, 10 chest presses.  PAX without rocks did LBCs.  Return rocks.  Headed to front parking lot with shovel flag.

Mary:  Air was better without the smell of diesel (bus warming up).  Cooled down with 10 plank jacks, 10 Mtn climbers, 10 H2M, 10 H2M L leg crossed and 10 H2M R leg crossed, 10 box cutters, 10 dying cockroaches, 10 Freddie Mercury.  YOGA stretches (e.g. warrior I, II, pigeon, plank, downward dog, etc.)

Announcements:  CSAUP run ATT, CPR training, Carpex swaps

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX coming out today (half of them were over 50!  RESPECT!). And Flanigan for helping with some extra reps.


Prayer:  PAX going through some child custody issues, Colonoscopy for Dauber’s wife today, Military deployed, Australian fires, Unspoken.  Sprinkler took us out.

 

An honor and blessing to lead men. -Dauber

Nimble Minds

FNGs: None in sight
Warm Up: SSH, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles, seal claps, the flapping bird thingy.  Mosey around a downtown loop with more traffic than expected, then off to the parking garage.

The Workout:
Started with a leg focus by lining up along a parking space and doing Baryshnikovs (squat followed by a one-leg jump), 10 spaces.  Not particularly acrobatic or graceful, but got the job done.  Duck walked back.

Moseyed to the stairs.  YHC was a little too eager and took the PAX all the way to the top of the steps, then had to retreat back down a level to get to the top of the parking deck.  At that level PAX lined up along a parking space and completed three lunge walks followed by a copperhead squat (prisoner squat with a three count on the down) down the length of the deck, then 25 calf raises OYO.

Time for some upper body focus.

PAX lined up facing the opposite direction and went about half the distance of the lot doing bear crawl merkins (three lengths of bear crawl followed by a merkin with arms staggered).  Around half way PAX switched to the Dirty Harry (crab walk with full extension of the stepping leg; not exactly sure what that has to do with Clint Eastwood) to the end of the lot.

Moseyed to the rock pile for a full set of Jack Webbs (to 10 merkins, 40 presses) with rocks, interrupted by one arm curls (X 10 each arm) and one arm triceps press (X 10 each arm).  Some decent mumblechatter but very limited counting by the time we got to 10.

Mary: Returned the rocks and headed back to the start for core exercises, including low slow flutter, dying cockroach, diamond merkins, homer to marge, plank jacks, crab jacks and others that YHC is forgetting at the moment.

Finished with a short focus on healthy minds, including a minute of silent meditation followed by a cross-lateral exercise that’s focused on communication between the two brain hemispheres.

Announcements: Not sure – YHC was retrieving his cell phone – see Slack and FB

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX that showed up this morning to continue getting stronger in the new year

Prayer: None spoken, CHIPs took us out with a hopeful message for the new year.

It was a pleasure to lead.  Aye!