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200’s at the Trot

Warm Up:  Beautiful morning at the Trot with pleasant high temps in the low 60’s; 19 PAX dressed in shorts and short sleeves jogged around the tennis courts circling up in the parking for the following exercises in cadence:  20 SSH, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B); 10 Daisy Pickers; 10 Windmills;  Static stretches included L/R arm stretches in front, over the shoulder and hands clasped behind our back.

The Workout:  PAX partnered up.  8 groups of two, (one group of three).  The workout began with a modified Dora:  each two-man group executed the following exercises OYO:  200 merkins, 200 LBCs, 200 Squats and 200 SSH.  The single group of three PAX executed 300 reps of the same exercises.  When PAX were not executing the Dora, PAX initially ran down the driveway to the opening in the fence and back to the parking lot; PAX alternated their run the next time with an opposite run – running to the top of the hill, touching the guardrail and back to the parking lot.  PAX got in multiple runs in both directions.  LED gave us a 10 count after completion of modified Dora (Some PAX helped the 6th finish their reps – great work).  With time still left on the clock, Q called an audible and added 100 Star Jumps and 100 Frog Jumps.  PAX not jumping ran down the driveway to the snack shack and back.  Great job by Pablo running back to the shack picking up the six for a strong finish.  With legs shaking…

Mary:  PAX headed to the tennis courts and held BTTW for a 30 cadence count and circled up for the following 10-count cadence exercises:  Freddie Mercury; LSF, Box-cutters, Homer to Marge (L/R leg up).   Finished with numerous yoga stretches including, chaturanga, three legged table, plank, cobra and pigeon pose.

Announcements:  Banana Seat advocated all PAX check themselves monthly –  screening for testicular cancer.  He won the Breathtaker challenge and is raising awareness at each AO this month.  Look on Slack/social media to support this important cause that negativity impacts many men.  Great work BS.  See Slack and FB for additional announcements.  Q-Source immediately after workout- Stick Boy.

https://www.cancer.gov/types/testicular/patient/testicular-screening-pdq

T-Claps (Recognition):  With the Final Four in the review mirror, PAX learned we had two winners in their respective brackets:  The Natural chose both of his teams correctly in the Final two (hence the VA orange gear he adorned) and BS picked more games right in our local F3 pool.  Well done.

 

NO Spotlight on the 6th this week – Apologies.

Prayer:  Families, kids, spouses; Injured PAX; Crab Legs involved in a clinical trial at Johns Hopkins; UNSPOKEN, work issues/opportunities with Dauber; Breach took us out.

EC:  Particle Board, LED, Blue Hen, Brony, Dumbo, Pablo – Nice Work on the 2 mile run.

Thank you for the opportunity of leading you men in the gloom.  -Dauber

Doubled Down on the Stack Em Up

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the parking lot

SSH x 25   ( cadence may need some work according to the mumble chatter)

Moroccan nightclub x 10

Sir Fasio arm circles x 10 forward and 10 reverse

Daisy Pickers x 10

Imperial walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

The Workout:

Stack ’em up Suicides drills

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 to start

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 at first station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 at 2nd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 at 3rd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 at 4th station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 back at home

Mary: Ring around the Mary

Peter Parker’s x 10

Merks x 10

Mountain Climbers x 10

Carolina Dry docks x 10

Shoulder taps x 10

Windshield wipers x 10

Sideways plank crunches left x 10

Sideways plank crunches right x 10

Homer to Marge x 10

Left leg up, bridge rise x 10

Right leg up, bridge rise x 10

Burpees x 10

Pickle pounders x 10

Announcements:

Banana Seat has breath-taker and the charity this month is Testicular Cancer Awareness Foundation. Banana Seat encouraged the PAX to educate themselves on testicular cancer and check themselves regularly
T-Claps (Recognition):

Spanx, 3rd Cousin and Bernie(?) stepped up to Q a portion of Nutcracker over the next two weeks. Virgin Q’s
Prayer:

Crablegs and his trial opportunity today

Moby’s dad

Shredder and his recovery

Ground-Pounder Back Blast 03/30

Things got a bit Dicey

Pax of four showed up to roll the dice on a Sat morning. Double D, Doc, Dauber and Breach on the Q

Warmup- Jog around the baseball field stopping for some step-ups on the concrete and continue around the fields, circle up for 22 counts of SSH, Imperial walkers/Hillbillies and Good mornings

Main event:  Mosey over to the rock pile to grab a friend to play games. There were 3 dice in play. Roll the dice to determine your fate, the 3 exercises that rolled performed to perfection. Circle of fun for some curls for the girls, Triceps extension, rut rohs, and ground pounders.

Run to the end of Jones park and back, roll the dice again for 3 more exercises of fun, mosey over to the pavilion for some ab work, LBC’s Lo-slow flutter, homer to marge and 1 min plank.

Mosey over to baseball fence, traveling planks across the bricks and roll the dice, 1 mins of people chair against the fence, fast feet across the batting cages and roll the dice again, 3 more exercises of fun.  Mosey up and down the hills and move over to the bathrooms for another min of peoples chair, followed by balls to the wall and some Australian mountain climbers. Roll the dice 1 more time.

Mary: Finished up with some SSH and good mornings to stretched out.

COT: Talked about mental health and how we need to pay attention to each other and reach out to ensure that all is well with our brothers. Have a shark mindset, don’t stop and don’t go backward, keep going, keep moving forward.

Closed out in Prayer.

where’s midget

Midget had your Q today. He was also going for the Fritter. Dumbo’s workout yesterday must have been too tough for he was a no show for EC. He is the first official drop out when going for the fritter.  There was hope for Midget to arrive for the workout.  As the clock got closer to 5:30 it was clear there was going to be no Midget.  But wait at the last minute a Buick roles into the parking lot.  All got excited that Midget made his Q… it turns out it was an FNG.

I really wanted to head to the abyss so I decided to step up and lead.

Welcome FNGs:

Welcome Babe. Crab legs brought out Babe. He has been cutting down trees in his backyard. The name Paul Bunyan was floated and then Breach recommended Babe. For those that don’t know Babe is Paul Bunyan’s Blue Ox.

Welcome Diddy.  Pac-man brought out Diddy.  By the way he drives the Buick above.  He works at Epic.  Nintendo was thrown out then Donkey Kong and then finally Diddy Kong.  I believe Breach was two for two today.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Warbucks, Maybelline

Warm Up:

Ran down to the bowl and circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hops
Seal Claps
Good Mornings

The Workout:

Ran to the abyss. We went right into it. Partner up for the following.
Partner A did monkey humpers while Partner B ran down the stairs did 5 Burpees and returned. Then Partner A went down the abyss and Partner B did monkey humpers. We went down multiple times as we count down from 5 Burpees, 4 Burpees, 3 Burpees, 2 Burpees and 1 Burpees.

We then ran back to the bowl. One Partner ran up the one hill as the other partner ran up the other hill. We did 10 Merkins when the Partners meet at the bottom of the bowl they did 1 Burpee High Five. We repeated this counting down from 10 merkins to 1 Merkin.

Ran to the parking lot for the last bit. Circled up and did Circle merkins. Started with the Q doing 10 merkins. Everyone else planked hold. Then the pac to the right did 10 merkins. This went around the circle. If no break we went right into 5 merkins and then 1 merkin.

Mary:

Floor Wipers
Homer to Marge
LBCs
Pickle Pounders
Plank O Rama

Announcements:

Mason Dixon Convergence Saturday at 7 o’clock at Pullen Park
Shirt Order through April 5th

Prayer:

Prayers for those that where supposed to be here and where not. Hoping that they are okay.
Prayers always for Crablegs
Prayers for Shredder recovery

Lucky 7 @ GP – Welcome Dutch Oven

YHC arrived to find two parked vehicles with no one in sight.  FNG Mike was the fourth vehicle on site and he and I discussed the F3 disclaimers while we waited for the others.  Lipsync arrived on foot followed by Breach. Both had put in a couple miles of EC before we got started. Mufasa and Doc were on site next and while we were circling up for warmup, Pikachu decided to roll in and grace us with his presence.

Warmup:

10’s –  Good Mornings, 20 Fozzy Arm Circles, 15 Cherry Pickers, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies,  10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills) and  20 SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 10 ct Ascending Testicles (15 °, 45°, 90° BTTW) and 3 sets of 5 ct down the line (35 ct total) Wall sits.  During one of Pikachu’s count downs, he started debating the method in which to count to 5 when YHC interrupted to share his count down was about to expire.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (TY Breach for choosing a rock the size of Texas)
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

After a brief discussion over whether the ground was too wet to lay down on, YHC called an audible and PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)
  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX paired up and broke into 3 stations rotating clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 20 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Derkins, 15 DIps, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 20 Step ups, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Single Leg Homer to Marge (10 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Arms: 10 Shoulder Tap Merkins,  15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs: 15 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks

Ended with 20 Ct 6 inches.

Announcements:   Crab Legs workday tomorrow @ 2PM (2 hrs of work + 1-3 hrs of good bourbon)

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Forcep’s Mother-in-law who is in hospital w/ heart issues.  Prayer’s for Mufasa’s friend Chad who is waiting on a possible cancer diagnosis. Continued prayers for Shredder’s recovery and for Crab Legs.

YHC took us out

Hungry Like the Wolf(pack)

ExecSum: Survive and Advance. You it on got VHS? Learning to count. Wait til we get to 30. Apply Q School. Dream big.

Warm Up: Horizontal curls (triceps parallel to ground, hands up, curl arms) 15x

Windshield wipers (triceps parallel to ground, hands down, swing arms). Slide Rule grumbled about the difficulty or something, to which I responded, “Wait ‘til we get to 30,” so of course we did 30x.

Werewolf in honor of NC State Wolfpack, 1983 NCAA championship run. Completed today with near-full moon overhead. Werewolf = Downward dog to high plank to upward dog, keeping shoulder blades close together. Then reverse the path, 5x.

Reverse pushups straight from Holly Springs School of Dance, where teens hammer these out no problem. Start in crab position, arms press up/down like a dip. Start with both feet down 5x, then extend one leg 5x, then extend leg to 45 degrees 5x.

Mountain climbers 15x, Failure to launch 7x

Circle burp to “Hungry Like the Wolf,” again a shout out to 1983 NC State Wolfpack. While doing SSHs, each PAX shouts out their college team, which triggers a burpee by the group. Finished the last PAX at 3:30 minutes—Perfect timing!

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater, where the stage forms a perfect ledge for dips. I called for 11s with dips and derkins. But I quickly modified since keeping count during 11s is a weakness. Modified to 11, 10, 9, etc. on each end, which incited the PAX. Yes, incited, not excited.

More 11s. This time with jump-ups onto the ledge and star jumps. Fresh off of Q school the night before, the Q remembered two items: “time in tension” and ending the workout ON TIME. So, I applied both. PAX really “enjoyed” the SLOW cadence count, especially when we were down to three or so.

Moseyed back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Superman, followed by Australian Snow Angels. Long count. Followed by low slow flutter, again slowly with good form. Pickle pounders. And finally, held Superman until 6:30 am sharp.

Announcements: Check Slack/FB. Work day at Crableg’s house Saturday.

Prayers: Crablegs, Shredder, others. Thankful we’re able to come out here everyday.

Q Message from Survive and Advance: You don’t have to be an NC State fan to enjoy. As we do every March, I enjoyed the program with my family last night. Very engaging and funny and passionate about dreaming big. At first meeting with his players, Coach V announced that he was going to win the national championship. He designated one practice every year to cutting down the nets to celebrate winning a championship. Now that’s vision and dreaming big! His vision became a reality.

I offered my DVD. The Business was disappointed it didn’t come in VHS. Breach took home my copy, hopefully, he has a DVD player. And hopefully, he’ll watch it, be inspired, and share with others.

 

The Longest Balls……To the Wall

Pax of 17 came out in the gloom at PC. Good job men.

Warm Up: Jogged over to near Planet Fitness on Lassiter Road.  A treasure chest of stolen retaining wall bricks from Target were in an SUV. Circled up for Sir Fozio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers ( I did hillbillies), Good Mornings, and some hamstring stretches.

The Workout:

Pax paired up with one doing exercises  at bottom of Lassiter Rd while the other ran up the hill to intersection at Sunset Lake road.

Exercises to include 100 Merkins, 100 Curls For the Girls, 100 Squats, and 100 Overhead Presses. Variation of plank hold to wait for the 6.

This was repeated with 50 Merkins, 50 Curls for the Girls, 50 Squats, and 50 Overhead Presses. Variation of plank hold to wait for the 6.

Pax jogged over to behind the cleaners to hold Balls to the Wall for each Pax to perform a slow or fast 10 count.

This was repeated with Peoples Chair 10 count down the line.

Jogged over to starting area for some Mary.

Mary: 30 count low slow flutter, 30 count of pickle pounders, 30 count of superman, 30 count of alternating superman.

Announcements: Thursday Q school 6:30-7:30 Womble. Work day for Crab legs this Sunday 2-5pm. Tube socks is playing in a hockey tourney to raise money for RPD officer shot.  Smile more complain less 5K 5/11/19 9:00 am at Harris Lake.

Prayer:Crab leads, Shredder, and unspoken prays.

Peace & Tranquility @ Crazy Ivan

Warm Up:  PAX of 5 took a detour from the standard kettle bell workout at Crazy Ivan, opting for a Wrightsville Beach friendly yoga/stretch workout.  Fresh off of three yoga classes (taught by one of the PAX M), Dauber got everyone warmed up with 22 SSH (shout out to Breach), 10 Good AM, 10 Vegetation Grabbers all in Cadence.

The Workout:  The workout began in the amphitheater in balmy 42 degree conditions (a heat wave mind you).  Only the Q brought his yoga mat and block.  But no worries, these hardcore PAX were ready to get down to business as they settled in to a peaceful zen-like atmosphere, letting go of all their burdens from their bodies as they prepared for yoga.  The PAX settled into the following poses/stretches:  mountain pose,  standing crescent, intense side stretch pose/extension, Warrior I, Warrior II, Half-standing forward bend, standing forward bend,  wide legged forward bend, half feet out, seated forward bend, child’s pose, bound angle pose, equilibrium bound angle 1, wide angled seated bend, upward facing dog, downward dog, alternating three legged table , cobra pose, plank pose, merkins, one legged extended pose to elbow,  PAX called out additional stretches that included a wall stretch, Achilles stretch and a groin stretch.  The sounds of birds chirping and water ebbing from a nearby fountain helped the PAX reach Nirvana.

Mary:  More stretches combined with LBCs and box cutters.

Announcements: WB, The Mule, AOs still happening this weekend

Prayer:  PAX with injuries; Shredder surgery, Loss of a child; family relationships…discussed legacy

Thank you men for allowing me the privilege to lead you in the gloom.

Yogi in training – Dauber

Better Late Than Never “Poppin da Cherry”

Nutcracker

Warm Up: Lap around the entrance

SSH  X 20 IC

Daisy Pickers X 15 IC

Imperial Walkers X 15 IC Core exercise

Hillbillies X 15 IC Core exercise

Sir Fasio arm circles X 10 IC forward and backwards

The Workout: Cement Block Day

Block-a-d0ck X 15 IC    crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Colt 45’s  IC      Crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC    Lunge walk down to end of parking lot and Lunge back

Briefcase lifts X 15 IC on each side Crab walk to island and bear crawl back

Diamond M’erkins X 20 IC   mosey around parking lot

Lion king X 20 IC     mosey around parking lot

Wonderbra x 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Block-a-dock X 15 IC    mosey around parking lot

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC       mosey around parking lot

Were not worthy X 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Stash block for future workouts

Mary:

Pickle pounders X 15 IC

Homer to Marge X 15 IC

Boxcutters X 15 IC

World war II’s X 22 IC
Announcements: Slack and Facebook
Prayer: Shortpole parents relocation. Cupid mom’s surgery

Tower of Power/Pain

No-Nonsense Workout Centered Around Tower and BTW/Preacher’s Chair. EC: YHC and Cowboy.

Warm Up: SSH, GM, arm circles (f/b), plank/runner’s lunge/downward dog, Merkins, lunge walk to top of lot
The Workout: Introduced the Tower of Power–the softball fieldhouse. A 25 count of Preacher’s Chair and 25 count of Balls to the Wall served as the hub–literally and figuratively. From the hub, we explored the four corridors–or spokes–between the fields.

Spoke 1 (batting cages): Dips 25 and Derkins 25 on small wall surrounding batting cages, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 2 (west to greenway): 10 Burpees OYO, 25 derkins, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 3 (flag poles): 25 LBCs in cadence; 20 WWIIs, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 4 (handrail by pond): Inclined pullup (hang from handrail, pull up), 25 squats, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Circle up by Tower for Round-the-Clock Merkins.  Apparently these were military clocks because I kept going past 12 at 12 o’clock. Then, I did it again at 9 o’clock. Oooops, was on a roll. Running low on time, we rushed back to tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Kid Cracker led 20x exaggerated low slow flutter, YHC led American hammer 20x
Announcements: Holly Springs Spring Classic preview run, 8 am Saturday; Burger Feet (F3 Raleigh): F3 Raleigh travels to Wallace NC every Saturday to rebuild homes affected by hurricanes/floods. Raised $143k already with help from Rebuilding Together. Just picked two homes to rebuild. Breathtaker: Bidding war between Breach and Burger Feet $250. Breathtaker is heading to Raleigh for the week!
Prayer: Keep the PAX strong and healthy