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Appetite for Destruction Track 1

Welcome to the first fitness test.  The results are being kept in Southwake Challenge Spreadsheet.

FNGs: Wallaby
Warm Up:

Circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hops
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Lap around the test lap

The Workout:

Results

The workout:

Paradise City Fitness Test: All must be done in order. Each rep is .01 points. Each lap is also .01 points.

15 Burpees
1 Lap
20 Merkins
1 Lap
20 Squats (as close to parallel as you can get)
1 Lap
20 WW II (Non Cadence)
1 Lap
20 Scorpion Dry Docks
1 Lap

1 Lap will be around 2 parking medians.  We left the basketball court and made a left.  Then down past the cars and made a right.  Ran past one aisle then the next aisle turned right up past the median then right and ran back to the basketball court.

Mary: No Time
Announcements:

New AO Wednesday Aquaman and Doc are Qs

T-Claps (Recognition):

All for completing the first Fitness Test

Prayer:

Unspoken
Pax Parents going through health issues
Shredder

Nutcracker Breakfast Club

FNGs: Bender
Warm Up: SSH x25

Daisy Pickers x 15

Good Morning x 15

Sir Fascio arm circles x 10 forwards x 10 back

Imperial Walkers x 10

Hillbillies x10

The Workout: Kettlebells

Partner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: single hand kettlebell swings (2 rounds)

Parner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: Block-a-doc (2 rounds)

Partner A: Bear Crawl to ladders, sidestep ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Briefcase lifts (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Reverse crabwalk to ladders, quick feet in ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Midget love handles (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Jog backwards to ladder, backwards sidestep through ladder and jog around circle/ Partner B: Wonder Bra (2 Rounds)
Mary:

Mountain climbers x 15

LBC’s x 15

Merkins x 10

Windshield Wipers x 10

Diamond Merkins x 10

Captain Thor 5+1 to 10+5
Announcements: 2.0 workout June 8th 9am
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Banana Seat has a medical procedure tomorrow

Accordian’s Daughter

 

 

 

June Ultimate

EC: Cupid, Fonzie, LED

FNGs: None

Warm Up: None

The Workout: Ultimate Frisbee, with exercise penalties for drops and goals.

Mary: None, we played right up until the end.

Announcements: New HS AO Wednesday mornings 530 at Womble, starting next week (12Jun). 2nd F Wednesday morning will be moved from  Stickboy to Bagels Plus starting next week as well to make it in between Possum Trot and the new AO.  New Fuquay AO Tuesday mornings 530 at Falcon park, starting 18Jun.

We will be playing Ultimate the first Monday of every month during the summer at Mutiny. Come join the fun! Next one is 01Jul.

T-Claps (Recognition): Yogurt for some serious movement out there today, including a full layout dive. Breach and LED for some barely in end zone catches.

Prayer: Lipsync’s calf, Shredder, Crablegs. Trojan, H1N1, and Messi travelling.

Sprints: Banana Seat, Cupid, Yogurt

Nice Ass POTS

I wanted to provide the PAX that are doing the Triangle Tri and Run the Quay tomorrow a friendly workout that should loosen everyone up.

EC: 16-bit, Dawgpound, Chips, Aquaman, Lucky, Pikachu, Skidmark, Bullseye, Nemo
FNGs: None
Warm Up: None
The Workout:
Yoga with Kassandra Minimal Cues.  She says at the beginning you know the part we skipped that with the minimal cues she expects us to be more advance.  🤷‍♂️

Mary: None (Kassandra did this part too)
Announcements:

Run the Quay
Triangle Tri

T-Claps (Recognition): None
Prayer:

Unspoken
Accordian’s Daughter
All injured pax

Lucky 7s – H1N1 1-Yr Anniversary

19 Pax, including 1 FNG showed up to celebrate with H1N1 his 1 year anniversary with F3.  Resurrected the workout from his first post – Lucky 7s.

Five Pax posted for EC – Messi, Cupid, 16-bit, Overachiever, and H1N1

FNGs: Welcome Fram!
Warm Up: Mosey to the adjacent parking lot for the following exercises – 10 Himalayan Squats, SSH x 15 IC, Imperial Walkers and Hill Billies x 10 IC, Daisy pickers x 10 IC
The Workout: Mosey to Church St but first stopping by First National Bank to salute the flag and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Now time for Lucky 7s

-Run to the top of the hill, 7 merkins

-Run to bottom of the hill, 7 WWIIs

-Rinse and repeat for a total of 7 rounds

Mosey back to the bank and performed pickle pounders x 10 IC before returning to the tennis courts.  Hold BTTW while waiting for the six.

Mary: Low Slow Flutter x 20 IC
Announcements: Run for the Quay (wear back shirt) and Triathlon on Saturday. 2.0 workout delayed 1 week.  New AO to start on Tuesdays in Fuquay at Falcon Park by H1N1 and Cupid in late June (more details to follow)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-bits cousin passed away, Double D’s dad, Midget, Cupid has a statistics test, H1N1 traveling for work, H1N1/Messi traveling for vacation next 2 weeks

Two Year Anniversary at the Nut: Co-Qs Dauber and Flanigan

FNGs. none

Warm Up:  Dauber led PAX for a quick jog circling up in the parking lot for the following warm-up exercises:  25 SSH, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B); 10 Daisy Pickers; 10 Imperial Walkers; 10 T-claps; 10 Seal-claps;  Static Arm stretching (L/R, behind the back).  PAX without kettle bells Mosey to the rock pile for medium sized rock (overachiever Breach picked up an XL one).  PAX held plank, rotating R arm and L arm up, until all PAX circled up for the main event led by co-Q, Flanigan.

The Workout:  Flanigan reminisced about one of his early Qs, researching F3 lexicon and coming across a routine called “blackjack”.  PAX lined up at the start of the parking lot with their rock/kettlebell.  Executed one wonder bra.  Lunged to the next bumpout in the parking lot and began the second portion of blackjack with 20 merkins (1+20=21).  Lunged back to the start.  Increased wonderbra rep to two.  Lunged back to the bumpout for 19 merkins.  Get the idea?  Lunges, (a.k.a. Rest period) was changed to a quick jog after about 8-9 rotations in fear of not completing the full blackjack by 6:15 am.  Lots of sweating and mumble chatter (merkins done for the week after this workout).  In all, 210 merkins and 210 wonder-bras were completed.  (20!). Shoulders on fire!    Flanigan was not done.  He grabbed a parachute (BRR Training – new in Box) from his SUV and had PAX taking turns jogging to the end of the parking up the hill and then deploying the chute while sprinting back to line of PAX.  PAX executed curls while watching running man with chute.  Due to time constraints, not all PAX got a chance to try the chute.  (some brave souls stayed post AO trying out the attached chute).  Lots of drag for sure.

Mary:  Dauber took over the reigns from Flanigan and had PAX get on their six for some core and began performing H2M.  More PAX joined in after returning their rocks.  PAX performed 10 additional H2M (right leg, left leg up); 10 Box cutters, 10 low-slow flutters.  Have a nice day!

Announcements:  Support PAX running Quay or completing local Tri this Saturday if you are not participating in these two events; (good luck to those brothers running, swimming, biking); Dads/2.0 workout delayed one week; H1N1 one year anniversary at PT tomorrow; see other announcements on social media.  Nice job Abe wearing Breathtaker.

T-Claps (Recognition):  These two studs:  Dauber and Flanigan. Congratulations on two years with F3!


Prayer:  Dauber took us out.  Prayers for injured PAX.  Silent/unspoken.

 

Thank you for the opportunity to lead you men.  An honor.   -Flanigan and Dauber.

Groundpounder Backblast 5/18

Pax of (10) for a very warm Jones park beat down

Slide Rule, Doc, Pikachu, Dauber, Motoboatin, Pumpkin Spice, Shamwow, Lizard Lick, Daumer

QIC Breach

Warmup

Jog around the parking lot area and circle up for 22 counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s, Squats and Hillbillies.

Main event

Mosey snake style up and down the hills behind the baseball field over to the wall for 22 counts of Irkins, Dirkins and Dips.

Mosey over to the batting cages for some fast feet across 2 sides, more mosey over to the rock pile.

Circle of fun with rocks for 22 counts of Curls for the girls, rotate to the left, 22 count of overhead extensions, rotate left 22 Rut Rohs, rotate left 22 counts of chest presses, rotate left 22 counts of trunk twists, rotate back to your home rock and 22 count meltdown with no break of curls, over extensions, trunk twists and Rut Rohs.

Return the rocks to the pile and mosey over to the shelter for 22 count of peoples chair followed by balls to the wall. Repeat with Australian mountain climbers and seal clap peoples chair.

Mosey back in the grass for some Duck, Duck, Goose. The duck chooses his goose after running around the outside of the circle. If the goose catches the duck its 5 burpees for the duck and if not the goose does 5. Pax performs squats while we wait.

Mary

Circle up for 22 count of Lo Slow Fludder and then a squat party for Bring Sally Up. Hold squat on bring sally down and stand up on bring sally up. A great time was had by all.

Closed in prayer

That Which Doesn’t Kill You…

Will make you stronger!!!

PAX: 187, 3rd Cousin, Abe, Axe, Bernie, Breach, Da Business, Kid Cracker, Lipstick, Pikachu

FNGs: 0

Another great morning to get out in the gloom and better ourselves.  As Kid Cracker overshot the turn into the parking lot, there was hope from some of the pax that he would “Bo Duke” the curb.  Didn’t happen…..  5:30am hit, and we were off.

Warm Up:

Half a mile warm-up that finished over at the steps on the other side of the library.  Bunny hops up the steps to circle up for some dynamic warm-ups.

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Squats x 10
  • Hillbillies x 10 IC
  • Frankensteins x 10 IC
  • Hacky Sacks x 10 IC

The Workout:

YHC set up cones to mark off 100m for some strides with a twist.

  • 10 to 12 100m strides.  Recover back to start, stopping halfway to do 5 reps (cycle through merkins, squats, burpees)

After stride work, we moseyed on over to the steps at the library for a round of drop-sets

  • Round 1
    • 5 Derkins, 5 Merkins, 5 Irkins
    • 7 Squats, 20sec Chair, 7 Monkey Humpers
    • 10 Incline dips, 10 regular dips, 10 decline dips
  • Round 2
    • 7 Wide Merkins, 7 Merkins, 7 Close-Grip Merkins
    • 10 Squats, 20sec Chair, 10 Monkey Humpers
    • 10 Incline dips, 10 regular dips, 10 decline dips
  • Round 3
    • People’s Chair x 30 IC
    • Frog Sit-ups x 20
    • Balls2Wall x 20 IC

Mosey to starting point for Mary

Mary:

Leg stretches: Calves, Hips, Quads, Hamstrings

Announcements:

  • Wear R.E.D. (Remember Everyone Deployed) on Friday to either Cletus or Ivan, and Breach will donate $1 for every Pax who does so to the HS Food Pantry
  • Help out the HS Food Pantry this weekend from 9am to noon

T-Claps (Recognition):  To all the Pax.  100m strides with little rest and exercises in between definitely gets your heart rate up.  It’s not about beating other Pax, it’s about beating yourself and putting in the effort.

Prayer:

Prayers up for Crab Legs, Pilgrim’s dad, my father’s wife, and those dealing with ailments.

Honored to lead.

-Bernie

Pumpkin Spice VQ

EC: Pumpkin Spice, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Dawgpound, Emeril, Nemo, Pikachu, The Natural, Lucky Charms, Maybelline

Red Shirts: 9

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

Fazio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Imperil Marches
Merkins
Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

Went to the band shelter for the workout.

Do rounds of:
KB Swings (30, 27, 24, 21, 18, 15, 12, 9, 6, 3)
Pistol Rows (20, 18, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2)
Box Jumps (10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

For breaks we did Love Handles

After finishing the rounds we did the following.

Mini Turkish Getups
Around the World
Love Handles

Pablo Special (One rep is Clean right arm, squat, Clean left arm, squat, Lunge each leg)
Did 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 Reps

Mini Turkish Getups

5 Man O Makers

Mary:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

LBCs
Box Cutters
Each Pax picked an exercise. Lucky was skipped
10 Burpees

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):

Breach for bringing 85 lbs of food for the Holly Springs Food Cupboard.  Awesome job Breach.  You do a great job helping out the community.

Prayer:

Shredder
Moby’s Dad
Bernies Mom
Pilgrams Dad

Small Light Poles – there’s 13

FNGs:

ECEC: ShamWow, Pikachu

EC: ShamWow, Pikachu, 187, Axe, Skidmark, The Natural
Warm Up:  Axe lead the warmup with running around ting after each exercise, Side straddle hop, Good Mornings, Imperials, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Merkins
The Workout:  Partnered up – playing catch me if you can with BLIMPS.  Each pax started with 3 Burpees as they ran and caught the next pax, then that pax did the exercise.  3 Burpees, 4 Lungs, 5 Imperials, 6 Merkins, 7 Pickle Pounders and 8 Squats.  After this, we got at the bottom of Ting ramp and did Merkin Suicides.  We followed the instructions left by Skidmark, but were not certain if he meant suicides where we did latter Merkins at the large light poles or small light polls.  Pikachu liking pain and whatnot determined it must have been the little light poles, 13 total.  1 light pole 1 Merkin, 2 light pole 2 Merkins … to 13.
Mary:  Various ab exercise such as low slow flutter, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, and some taps – lots of taps (shoulder taps, nipplers, back of the head and then butt taps).  You cant make this stuff up…
Announcements:  Rugged Maniac this Saturday, Memorial day at Womble, Cletus is now a 05:30am workout, Derek Davis Aug 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Axe leading the warmup and did a hell of a job (he is ready to be Q…)
Prayer: Skidmark –  for the calf, 187’s neighbor Tom for breathing issues Saturday night hospital visit, unspoken