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Turkish Delight

I bet you didn’t know that Turkish get-ups are my favorite exercise.  Well, if you showed up this morning to Crazy Ivan you do now.  Being Friday the 13th the number 13 showed up a lot in today’s workout as did some quality metal in the form of Opeth’s 2001 masterpiece Blackwater Park.  PAX were showing up right up until the buzzer and when we got started we were 14 strong.  We finished with 16 as two brothers from Cletus joined us for Mary and COT.

FNGs:

None today

Warm Up:

SSH x26 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickerx x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Squat hold with bell while each PAX did a 5 count around the circle.

The Workout:

Everyone partnered up and congregated at the end of the parking lot where instructions were given.  Partner 1 would stay put and do AMRAP Turkish Get-ups while partner 2 did an thing.  When partner 2 returned they would switch.

The things they did were:

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 curls.  Continue on to the other side of the lot and do 13 more curls before returning.

Go to field behind lot and do 13 kettlebell swings.  On #13 they threw it as far as possible and then bear crawled to the bell.  Upon retrieving it, lunge walk back while alternating twisting with the bell from hip to hip.

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 triceps extensions.  Continue to the other side of the lot and do 13 more before returning.

Crab walk with bell in belly to the half way point of the parking lot.

Do the same thing as curls and tris but with snatches

 

I really thought we’d have time to repeat but maybe that was a bit ambitious.  Also, group one was super slow.  I don’t think they liked their partners.  After one cycle we were down to only 5 minutes left so we wrapped up and headed to….

Mary:

Midget  love handles x13 IC each side

LBC x13 IC

American Hammers x16 IC

Announcements:

Painting in Garner today with Breach

2nd F lunch at Osha today

T-Claps (Recognition):

All of F3 Nation for showing up and raising over $65,000 for Cardinal from F3 Knoxville’s family

Prayer:

Cardinal from F3 Knoxville.  Breach is working to identify the closes AEDs for each of our AOs.  The Hunt center has one.  Know how to do CPR, it’s helped save lives locally in JoCo.

Sick and injured PAX

 

 

Always an honor to lead.  Thank you, men.

 

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Riding the train with Diego

EC: A quartet of ECers visited Womble on a 2.0mi jog. Stickers, Kosher, Abe and Bleeder

FNGs: None

Warm Up: We started quick after a few Pax guessed I had adventures awaiting on the first floor of the parking deck. A true gloom morning made the dry parking deck a welcome addition to the morning. Side Straddle Hops, Seal Claps, Windmills, Hillbillies, Overhead Claps and Good Mornings go everyone loose and mildly warm. 

The Workout: Inspired by an image of Dora the Explorer riding a train with a monkey, this train trip featured Dora’s cousin Diego, who is a much tougher train conductor along with frequently monkey activities. 

PAX partnered up to complete the Diego workout with the following cumulative goals:

-50 Merkins

-100 Overhead Press with a coupon

-150 LBCs

-200 Mountain Climbers in cadence

-250 Curls for the girls with a coupon

-300 Squats + coupon

While one partner tacked the exercises, the other partner raced to the top of the 3 flights of stairs in the parking deck. Upon the running partners return, both PAX performed 5 monkey humpers together then flapjacked. All groups completed just in time for a return to the flag and some Mary. 

Mary: We circled up and held a plank while each PAX performed 10 merkins one PAX at a time. Upon completion of everyone’s merkins, we performed a variety of yoga and stretching exercises to complete the beatdown.

Announcements: @abe is collecting donations for the holly springs food cupboard throughout his 5 pack this week. Details on 3rd F slack

MLK service opportunity at womble next Monday

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Sick and Injured PAX with a special callout to @ginsu who is recovering from a pinched nerve. 

Lucky Thirteen

FNGs: none

Warm Up: side straddle hops and good mornings while the stragglers assembled.

The Workout: standard route in reverse. Optional 4mi route as desired

Announcements: Q school tomorrow at Womble at 14:00

Prayer: injured and sick PAX, Pablo’s sister passed away unexpectedly at Xmas.

New AO: Ultimate Frisbee at Ting: U.F.O. (25 PAX)

FNGs:  none
Warm Up:  Grateful for Yogurt leading us with SSH, Frankensteins, etc
The Workout:  12 v 13 Ultimate. Drops resulted in merkins, squats, SSH…

Scores resulted in burpees, LBCs, star jumps…

Some very nice plays on the pitch!  Well done.

Mary:  static stretches OYO
Announcements:

PAX in attendance helped Gump and YHC name this AO;  we offered up three choices with an honorable mention:

Choices:  Paradise Lost, Paradise Gained, U.F.O. & Elenor Frisbee (although a nice recommendation from the crowd – Vicious Discus).   Not sure if the PAX were thrilled with our top 4.  Regardless, U.F.O. was a near unanimous vote.  Questions asked what it stood for? – – – so many recommendations & examples from the PAX – some not permitted in this PG space.

Going forward, each Q will determine the abbreviation.  Let’s have some FUN with it.

Tues nights with 3 Alarm – come out and support another new official AO (great work Wild Turkey, Yogurt, Moose…).
Tea Time tonight

Change of Command:  Nantan – Thank you Pikachu!  Welcome Breach!

 

Q-School next Sunday at 1400.  See Banana Seat.

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who came out this AM

Prayer:  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

Farewell Possums of 2022

Possum Trot was cold but 4 HIM came out for the final beat down for 2022. We got it done and beat the sack.

Warm up across street at ample
Smurf jacks
Mtn climbers
Plank jacks
Travolta merkins
Squat pulses up on 4

Indian run to FVHS circle
Bear crawl around
Morning wood x10
Frog hop around (modified at halfway)
Monkey humpers x20
Lieutenant Dan around (mod at half)
Plank up/downs x30 IC

Bench used to box jump squat at top with burpees at bottom x10

Partner up
Wheelbarrow with +1 dirkins at each parking space. 8 spaces total

Indian run back to flag
Mary in world’s greatest parking lot
LBC’s
Reverse LBC twists
Protractor

Honor to lead fellas.

BS out!

Cletus Rules!

Lots of chatter the night before Cletus. YHC was inviting everyone to come out for an old school beat down. There were a lot of PAX getting in some early miles before the main event. After 21 PAX showed it was 0530. One more came flying in making it 22 total for the AO. We had a lot of smells coming from multiple guys but we survived. Here’s what was on the menu.

Warm up
Mosey to lower lot area, circle up
Burpees x5
Seal Jacks x20 IC
Burpees x5
Bat wings x20 IC
Burpees x5
Cotton pickers x10 IC
Burpees x5

Mosey to lot near volleyball
7’s Bonnie Blair squat broad jumps
– sea star jump ups
– Curb hand release derkins

Partner carry to ball field entrance
Partner wheelbarrow and switch until reach statue

Circle around statue on six for Guantanamo

Mosey to concession stand
BTTW shoulder taps x10 IC
Wall sit hallelujahs x10 IC
R&R

Indian run 2 groups to tennis courts
Stay in groups in corners
Crab bucket corners
1 – crab cakes
2 – crab humpers
3 – crab jacks
Crab walk to each corner
X10 reps IC for all

Mary
Sally abs
Side raises
Plank hold to Chillcut hold
HAND

COT was interesting as we had a buck walk over in the parking lot. Guess he was an FNG we missed earlier.
Announcements on slack
Pikachu took us out in prayer.

Excellent turnout and strong work from the pax today. As always, it’s an honor and a pleasure to be able to lead a group of HIM.

BS out!

Embrace the suck

The gloom was earning its name today. YHC arrived with a light shower. Set a couple pumpkins on the tables and turned some tunes on. 8 PAX came around the corner to join under the shelter at 0530. I’ll admit I’m usually the one that will go to a shelter during rain to deliver a dry beat down. Not today! I’m adjusting back into the boot camp world and I needed to embrace the suck more than anyone. Here’s how it went down.

Warm up
Good mornings
Windmills
Fozio arm circles
SSH’s

Pumpkin toss Indian run
– if a pumpkin drops, 3 burpees for everyone. If it breaks, 10 burpees.
– Pax made it 50 ft before the first one hit and burst. 2nd pumpkin made it just over half way before the drop and burst.

Indian run to amphitheater (no more pumpkins)
– Single leg squats at ledge x10 R/L
– Australian mtn climbers x10 IC
– Single leg squats x10 left R/L
– Wall sit hallelujah’s x10 IC
– Single leg squats x10 left R/L
– Australian mtn climbers x10 IC

Indian run to stairs across street
– Bunny hops up
– Carolina dry dock shoulder taps at top x10
– WWI’s at top x10
– Run loop and repeat 5 times

Mosey back to tennis courts
Bear crawl suicides, crawl bear on return, 5 lines total

Mary
LBC’s
Pretzels
Plank
Chillcut plank

It felt amazing today! Looking forward to leading more and meeting more of the newer PAX. Thanks for allowing me to lead such a strong group. Aye!

BS Out

11-18-22 Agility, Speed, Balance, and the Lady Bug Warmer

EC 3m Bleeder, Yogurt

EC 2m Abe, Bobby Boucher, Woody

Warm-up

Side stepping: Follow the perimeter lines of the tennis court. One lap right foot forward, one lap left foot forward. Head to other tennis court. Follow the interior lines of the tennis court. Shoulders facing square to net, travel up and back the lines on both sides of the net.

Fancy feet: Step up on curb, alternating feet, while traveling. Right foot first up the parking lot. Head back down, change sides, fancy feet left foot first.

Head to Ivan lot to continue warmups: GMs x10, SSHs x50. It was at this time that Woody exclaimed that it was so cold that his Johnson was shriveled up to about the size of a ladybug. 

Main Event

ME Balance: Head to edge of amphitheater stage for balance exercises. 1-foot 4-count step-ups; Up 1, hold 2-3, down, that’s 1. Second foot never touches the ledge. Next: Calf raises with toes on ledge.

ME Agility: Mosey to softball parking lot. Fancy feet around perimeter.

ME Agility: At least four times through agility ladder, mixing with more fancy feet and many lunges. Ladder steps: left/right run; bunny hop; out/in both feet simultaneously (like and SSH); one more. Ladder stayed in middle and we did figure eights around, using the parking lot curb for fancy feet and path for lunges.

ME Speed: Sprint to marker. Must be going full speed at marker. Decelerate.  Back to marker for exercises.

Five sprints, five sets of exercises: B.L.I.M.P.S: 10 burpees, 20 lunges, 30 imperial walkers, 40 merkins, 50 plank jacks, 60 squats (didn’t have time for squats).

Mary

Balance: Tree position yoga

Announcements: Upcoming CPR class, HSHM Saturday

Prayers: Woody’s dad, Bird Flu’s wife and newborn

Block on Main Loops

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Mountain Climbers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Chinooks
The Workout: PAX moseyed over to the Block on Main for a four corners workout. A different exercise at each corner with a mosey in between. The four corners consisted of upper (merkins, mountain climbers), core (WWIIs, LBCs, etc), lower (squats, squats, squats) and then dips (regular and French). 25 counts each. We managed to get in five rounds before heading back for Mary. PAX did a sprint along Avent Ferry on the way back, just for fun.
Mary: Popcorn Mary, with favorites such as Homer to March, Ankle Grabbers and Freddie Mercurys.
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP coming up Dec 10th. CPR class this evening.
T-Claps (Recognition): Bleeder and Bobby Boucher for EC
Prayer: PAX with ailing family and friends. The girl killed in the parade last weekend.

6 Friends bested Chandler and conquered the rain

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey to the end of the parking lot, bottom fell out so moseyed to the picnic shelter. Good mornings, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Frankensteins and Sir Fazio Arm circles

The Workout: B.O.M.B.S incoming.  Partner up, 50 Burpees, 100 Overhead Claps, 150 Merkins, 200 BBSUs and 250 Squats.  Partner #1 works on the exercise, Partner #2 runs a lap from picnic shelter around both tennis court enclosures and back to the shelter to swap and repeat.

Finished it off with a few rounds of dips on the picnic tables and wall sits on the… well… posts.  Post sits?

Mary: Popcorn Mary around the group, Homer to Marge, WWIIs, Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Breakdancing Bear and American Hammers. These were followed by some stretching to close it out.

Announcements: CPR class Nov. 21st Sign up!  Holly Springs Downtown Advisory Board survey out, help shape the future of Downtown Holly Springs!

T-Claps (Recognition): Jellybeans first EC outing with Abe, Bleeder and YHC

Prayer: All the PAX traveling to Richmond for the marathon this weekend. Safe travels for Bleeder and his family through the storm. Unspoken.