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D.R.A.C.U.L.A

Pax- Butt Wax, Farva, H1N1, Fonzie, Cowboy, R22, Doc, Peeping Tom, Modify, Pots, The Natural, Double D, Banana Seat, Fedex, LED

Warm Up: Mosey to Concession stand. 10 IC Good Mornings, 20 IC SSH, 10 IC 6-12in arm extensions ( for lack of name), 20 IC Moroccan Night clubs, 20 IC t claps, 10 each Fasio arm circles.

The Workout:

D- Deconstructed burpees. 10merkins, 10 in/outs IC, 10 Squats, 10 Star Jumps

Mosey to tennis courts

R -Red Barcheta. Suicide of sorts. Last court 100 SSH, 3rd court 75 Mountain climbers, 2nd court 50 LBCs, last court 25 merkin

A- ATMs. , 10 tempo merkins, 10 normal merkins

C-Caption Thor. 1:4 ratio up to 10. Situp:American hammers IC

U- Up Downs. Run in place and drop to floor on down.

L-Laney Lu”s – 5 rounds of 10 V-ups and then 10 sec plank.

A- Aiken Legs. 20 squats, 20 lunges 10 each side, 20 star jumps, 20 IC Split Jacks.

Mary:
Announcements: 6:30 practice run at Ting saturday for HSHM. 5:00 am if you want to go early. Virgin Q tomorrow at Kenny Grave
Prayer:Baby Back of Wilmington father with dementia, fedex mother in laws sickness. Safe travels for trick or treat.

Threesome

18 Pax got stronger this morning in what I hope was a nice beatdown by three Q’s. A special Thank you to Emeril and Chips for taking some of the responsibility this morning.

EC: Emeril, Banana Seat, Chips, Slide Rule, Skidmark, 187, and some more. A few late arrivers to EC so not sure who all went out. New route 2.5 miles. Started around the soccer field and then continued on the old EC route.

Vest: 187

Happy Birthday: Buford

Welcome back Java

Warm Up: Emeril took us on a couple laps around Ting park. We had some Balls to Wall, Good mornings, merkins, Burpees (cause Yogurt was late)

The Workout:

Chips: Pax went for a mosey to the tennis courts for a set of suicides across both courts. 11’s with Merkins and WWII’s. Finished with another set of suicides.

Skidmark: Mosey to the lower parking lot for a Jacob’s ladder. Pax ran backward up the hill, squats, and than ran forward down the hill.

Mary: Homer to Marge cc 15, Freddy Mercury cc 15, Boxcutters cc 15.

Merkin clock 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Announcements: U-Turn Saturday 11/3 will be at Ting at 6:30 to run the HSHM course.

Prayer: Dawgpound’s family, Wolfie, Crablegs

U Turn BB

28 pax continued the training for the HS half on a slightly moist morning. For those that made the loop around the lake it was a bit dark, no webs. All kinds of distances and routes this morning. Of training is any indication F3 is about to crush this race. Welcome Porterhouse

Warm Up: IW, Hillbillies, knee raises, Frankensteins
The Workout: run, run fast, run far
Mary: coffee
Announcements: no u-turn next week. 6:30 from Ting. Run the course.
Prayer:

4 Corners

6 PAX came out to get quickly warmed up with a full moon workout. Details fo ya below.

Warm up extended lap stopping at various spots for exercises.
SSH x20 IC
Plank jacks x20 IC
Good morning x10 IC
Cotton pickers (proper form) x15 IC
Stretches

4 Corners on the courts
Cone work on sidelines and ladders on end of the court.
Exercises in each corner, 4 laps, cones and ladder agility while advancing to next corner.
C1. Standard merkin x 15
C2. Bobby Hurley’s x15
C3. Burpees x10
C4. Jump lunges x10 each leg

We came over to the rock pile where the brand new state of the art cinder blocks were left. Come to find out somebody needed them more than us or they just walked away. So we grabbed some rocks instead.

Rock curls x15
Peter Parker’s Praises (hallelujahs) R then L, 1:4 ratio
Rock curl repeats
Baby dips on curb 20 then 20 again
Rock curl repeats
Wide Dirkens on curb. Chest touches ground

Mary
Freddy Mercury x20 IC
4-corners x10, reverse it x10
Reverse LBC’s x10 IC

Verse about giving back
“He who gives to the poor will not lack, But he who hides his eyes will have many curses.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭28:27‬ ‭
Quick thought on making sure we are taking care of others. Lots of opportunities today as well as the holiday seasons coming up to share the love and wealth.

Announcements
HSHM coming soon, CSAUP on 12/15 in South Wake, F3 brew share coming up

Prayers
Joyce (16-bits friend) lost her battle with cancer last week at a young age, Martini’s mom is battling cancer, DD’s dad and family, Crab Legs, State Troopers family that was killed, all those still mending from the storms

Kenny’s Grave will have a virgin Q happening next week. Come by to find out. Missing some faces and numbers are low but the effort is still increasing. Great work put in by those that came out today.

BS Out!

Fenway Park Celebrated at Possum Trot

Warm Up:  Jog around the tennis courts; circle up at lower area.  10 counts of each warm-up exercise including fozzy arm circles 10F, 10B, Windmills, Good AMs, Bill Buckner (in lieu of Cotton Pickers – great suggestion Mookie), and 20 SSH

 

The Workout:  Commemorating the Red Sox beating the Dodgers 8-4 in Game 1 of the 2018 World Series, the PAX knocked out 12 burpees OYO.  Q asked if anyone knew the height of the famed Green Monster:  37 feet.  We found a wall and held B2W for a Dauber 37 count.  Partnered up and headed to the paved road.  Fenway Park dimensions were discussed (see image), converted from feet to meters and rounded up/down based on Dauber’s public university education resulting in the PAX completing the following exercises jointly:  100 merkins (right field) while partner ran to the portapotty; 100 squats (left field) while partner bear crawled to/back to the FV sign and 150 LBCs (center field) while partner leap-frogged to the F-V sign, ran back.  Recovery – 10 counts were called out after completion of each shared exercise.  Green Monster back to the wall for B2W, this time with Gump counting to 37.  Gump was feeling particularly cheeky and could not find the numbers after 35 so Dauber called “recover” to the the PAX delight.  PAX moseyed to the Rock pile and circled up with a Med-large rock.  MN somehow ended up at Action Park and the majority of PAX had a chance to exercise with it.  Each PAX called out various 10-count exercises utilizing the rock.  After each rock exercise was completed, Dauber rotated the PAX position.  Exercises included:  curls for the girls, rutt-rows, chest extension, over the head press, tricep curl, one handed rock merkins, squats, Homer to Marge, American hammers (Amazing effort Banana Seat), a Farva Specialty (exercise name forgotten) and another incredible performance by LipSync.  (Rumor has it, he brought over MN from Mutiny).  PAX were entertained with numerous grunts, bodily function sounds, and one-off remarks (raising each other up) during these exercises.  PAX returned rocks to the pile and headed to the tennis courts.

 

Mary:  Each PAX called out a core exercise performing 10 reps.  Exercises included, Alphabet soup, canoe/boat, pickle pounders, burpees, fireman leg movement (ask Gump), wipers, WW IIs, merkins, low/slow flutters etc.

Announcements:  Added new announcement of “recognition.”  Recognized two brothers for completing Carpex CSAUP- great work R-22 and Farva, way to represent SOWake; also recognized LipSync for completing #8 of 12 half-marathons in 2018.  We are surrounded by “awesomeness “ – incredible men doing incredible things.  Well done!  Call out for better attendance at Kenny’s Grave on Th in F-V, HSHM Training, beer tasting/bottle share – Fall beers (check FB), possible screening of the movie Halloween on Oct 30 in HS (see FB)…

Prayer:  Ephesians 4:2. Be always humble, gentle, and patient. Show your love by being tolerant with one another.  Do your best to preserve the unity which the Spirit gives by means of the peace that binds you together.  Lots of injured men, family, friends; prayers for trooper KIA and his family; prayers for Messi 2.0 trying out for middle school athletics; silent prayers.  Double D prayed us out.

Honored and humbled leading this fine group of men as always.  -Dauber

Deflated Turkish Getups

It was announced that right before we started that the YHC had just returned from a long trip up in New England and thus the workout was going to be themed as such.

Warm Up:

We took the usual loop except this time we circled up almost right in front of Average Joe’s Gym.

Imperial Walkers ICx12

Hillbillies ICx12

Mosey over to the Goodwill parking lot.

Moroccan Night Clubs ICx11

Good Mornings ICx11

The Workout:

We stayed in the Goodwill parking lot for “Patriots Dora”.

Partner 1 did a lap around the perimeter while Partner 2 started with the following:

Plank Jacks – 50

American Hammers – 100

Turkish Getups – 100

Squats – 200

These were done cumulatively switch after each lap.

 

Mosey over to the Jiffy Lube guardrail.

Partner 1 – 87 erkins and 87 dips

Partner 2 – 28 LBCs OYO

These were done cumulatively and partner 2 was the counter for switching.

 

YHC led the PAX the long way back towards the flag for Mary around and behind Harris Teeter but then paused at the wall at the end of the complex.

1 round of Crazy Indian.  Then we officially headed for the flag.

Mary:

We circled up for the following exercises:

WWIIs x12

Boat Canoes ICx12

Homer to Marge ICx12

Standard Merkins on Q’s up and down to 10

Announcements:

HSHM is still coming…

There is a GoFundMe page set up for Wolfie’s move.

Prayer:

People recovering at the coast

Clay

Fallen Trooper Conner

Party of 6 please

PAX of 6 at Kenny’s Grave for a cool morning workout.

Warm ups
Laps around the parking lot.
Air-squared x20
Jingle balls x20 – plank, right foot up to right hand then back, switch
Stretches lower and upper
Yoga with praying hands on one leg

Global warming – Burpees x5, Gorilla Humpers x10 IC, Slaloms x20

Ladders
Variation of feet movements
Shoulder taps down the ladder with body out to side, R&R back
Hands in box while straddling ladder, out / out / merkin in/ in all the way down. Total of 20 merkins. R&R back
Wheelbarrow in/in out/out core tight down the ladder. Switch partners.

Cone work
shuffles, carioca, back peddles

Burpee suicides – 5 cones set up. Run to 1st cone and back, 1 Burpee. Run to 2nd cone and back, 2 Burpees, etc. to 5 Burpees for total 15

Mary
Pretzel x20, switch
LSF x15 IC
WWII x15
LBC’s x15 IC
Pickle Pounders x15 IC
Mtn Climbers x15 IC

Verse
“Repay no one evil for evil. Have regard for good things in the sight of all men. If it is possible, as much as depends on you, live peaceably with all men. Beloved, do not avenge yourselves, but rather give place to wrath; for it is written, “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay,” says the Lord.”
‭‭Romans‬ ‭12:17-19‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

We should keep in mind that the Lord will have vengeance on those that do wrong.

Announcements: HSHM training and shirt order, The Odyssey Saturday, U-turn Saturday

Prayers: H1N1 church’s preacher situation, Martini’s mom is battling cancer, Norm’s friends miscarriage, Troopers family that was fatally killed

Still looking for a co-Q at KG. Or at least some guys to step up on a regular basis. Good work to the PAX today. Bring a friend or reach out to a cotter.

BS Out!

U-turn “Fall is Here”

Warm Up: Dogpound led some Frankenstein’s, IW and HB’s

The Workout: Anywhere from 3-12 miles put in. 10 PAX for the 0530 start. Total of 14 PAX.

Two PAX had a pit stop at Lowe’s on the run. Later Banjo enjoyed drinking it at Starbucks.

Great work gents. HSHM work is getting done.

Shaken not Stirred

Michael was slow to arrive so the rain was a no show this morning in the gloom. Expected to be the last high temps and humid morning of the year, Kenny’s Grave had 6 PAX show on time with 2 more right after go time.YHC had a shelter beat down planned and stuck to it. Some tokens were in play and I’ll get to the title in a bit as Martini was shook during Mary. Here’s how we took care of business.

Warm Up:
Slow jog around the parking lot where we were met by Norm on the way back around.
We circled up for the following:
Stretches to start
Smurf Jacks IC x20
Mtn Climbers IC x20 (got faster)
Sun Gods IC x10X4
Michael Phelps

The Workout:
We had a short mosey to the shelter where the PAX saw some brand new state of the art “Cinder Blocks”.
Two PAX per picnic table. One on the bench side and one on the table side.
Ring Around the Table (4 sets total x10 IC for total of 40 reps)
Box jumps (modify on high end if needed)
Dirkens with shoulder taps
Rotate each exercise then move to the next side of the table to complete the circle

Partner Up – one cinder block per group
3 rounds each with 2 exercises, rotating partners

P1 – Butt Blasters, elbows down on bench, one knee on bench lifting outside leg out and then back while bent. Set of 10 each leg IC
P2 – Cinder Curls x10 IC (total at end of 3 rds was 120 reps)

P1 – 1 legged seated squat x10 IC
P2 – Wonder Bras with cinder block x10 IC

P1 – Jump Lunges x10 IC
P2 – Rut Rows with block x10 IC

P1 – WWII’2 with block x10
P2 – Dips AMRAP

Mary:
Balboa sit-ups x10 2 rds, P1 sits on top of picnic table at very end while P2 holds down feet. Sit up going all the way down to ground and back up like Rocky did in Russia. These hurt…but not as bad as Martini’s head. Last set, Modify decided Martini needed to modify without any warning. He went back and never came up. No concussion and he could still see afterwards. He’s done worse at ECU though.
In-and-Outs on the bench, seated at end of bench bring knees to chest and back out. x10 IC
Ran out of time for American hammers with the blocks. I’m sure PAX appreciated that.

Verse:
Psalms 55:22
“Cast your burden on the LORD, and He shall sustain you;He shall never permit the righteous to be moved”
We all have burdens in this life. Let’s give it to the LORD and know he will provide.

Announcements:
Beer Mile Sat., Long runs U-turn, HSHM training going strong, The Odessey CSAUP, Darby’s events, t-shirt order coming up for HSHM

Prayer:
Little Clay, Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark, DD’s family, Banana Seats CT scan this morning, storm victims

It is always a pleasure to lead a shelter work out. YHC really finds a lot of stuff you can do with a picnic table to keep you moaning and groaning. It may not hurt on the first set but by the third, you should be feeling it. Look forward to continuing the Kenny’s Grave fun on Thursday’s. If you haven’t made a trip down to South Park lately, I highly suggest a visit soon. You won’t regret it!

BS Out!

Suicide Drills

Thank you guys for allowing me to lead. It was a pleasure.

Pax Doc, Wrangler, Gump, Fonzie,The Natural, Yogurt, H1N1, Mezzy, R22, Bananas Seat,Fedex, Led

EC – Banana Seat, LED

Warm Up:20 IC-SSH  20 Good Mornings IC, 10 forward 10 backward fazio arm circles IC, 10 Hill Billy IC, 10 Imperial Walkers IC
The Workout:Partner up. 3 rounds of -10 patty cake merkins, run around courts and meet half way.  10 broke back derkins.

Balls to wall waiting for”6″ along tennis court fence

1st drill- run to each of 4 lines and back, doing 1:4 ratio squats and lunges, increasing multiplier by 1 each line. (Dan Taylors)

2nd drill- bear crawl to lines 1 and 3, run to lines 2 and 4, doing 1:4 ratio merkins and air press, increasing multiplier by 1 each line. (Iron Hulk)

3rd drill – run backwards to each line and forward to start. Do 2,4,6,8 reps of Bob Hurleys

4th drill – run to each line. 1st line- 10 merkins, 2nd line – 10 in and outs, 3rd line-10 squats, 4th line – you guessed it 10 burped

Guys picked up six each round.

Mary:circled for Mary with each pax calling an exercise of 10-IC.  American hammer, freddie mercuries, box cutters, heel taps, boat canoes,low slowww flutters, pickle pouders, heels to heaven, lbcs, reverse lbcs, WWII, 2x vowels (alphabet)
Announcements:

Beer mile this weekend, banana seat 13 mile run if you want to join this weekend, csaup cary. Congrats to H1N1 coaching soccer team

Prayer:H1N1 daughters soccer try outs, Noahs Ark, Double D.