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The Sweat Deck

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YHC rolled in for solo EC with a run down to Womble and back. On the run I went back through my workout plans.  That’s right, plans, not plan.  DT is a small AO in numbers and I always show up with multiple options so I can adjust to the HIM who post.  Today was no exception,  Returned to find just 3rd Cousin waiting, but it was still early.  Da Business rolled in next and right behind him was our FNG, brought to us by 3rd Cousin, and also a good friend of Double D.  This guy is a F-V local, dedicated firefighter and has run his own powerwashing business for over 20 years.  Not to mention, our new friend Sprinkler put in the work.  If you’ve never been to one of the smaller AOs like DT, I highly recommend it.  By the way, the PAX elected for the lesser run option so we avoided cemetery hill, where I had a great modified Red Barchetta at the ready.  Instead, we hit the parking deck.  Despite the lack of a multi-level beatdown experience, the deck has proven to be a solid option.  I have dubbed it “The Sweat Deck” because it holds the heat, has no breeze, and each time we have been in there we have destroyed it.

FNGs: Sprinkler, an noted above
Warm Up: Headed out on the standard loop then circled up for Good Mornings ICx10, Windmills ICx10, SSH ICx20, Fazio Arm Circles ICx10 F/R, The Chinook ICx10.
The Workout: On the jog across the street to the deck where we quickly lined up and started what was our warm-up round of 11s.  Merkins on one end, squats on the other with a long run from end to end.  Once done, we took a break from the heat and went outside to do 3 sets of dips (x10, x15, x20 with a 10 count between).  Back to the deck we lined up for 11s again, but instead of running it was bear crawl (we quickly modifed to one way bear crawl/one way lunge walk).  The exercises were shoulder taps IC on one end (so we could stay in the plank hold at end of bear crawl), on the other end we did star jumps.
Mary: Circled up for 2 sets, keeping feet off ground and working from our six and all to 10 count or ICx10 – LBC – 6″hold – low slow flutter then homer to marge and American hammer.  Finished off with LBCs ICx20 then it was a nice round of “have a nice day”.
Announcements: None, but we made sure to bring Sprinkler up to speed on slack (he is already a slack user)
T-Claps (Recognition): 3rd Cousin and Da Business have been regulars at DT.  That’s what it takes to stand up a new AO and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the opportunity to put in the work with these guys every week.
Prayer: Unspoken, YHC took us out

I Run. It Hurts. And I like it.

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PAX: Snap, Cupid, Third Cousin, Slide Rule, Bernie

1st time BackBlasting, 2nd time Q’ing.  Yogurt was begging for a game of Ultimate earlier in the week, but he and the rest of the team didn’t show.  Probably too dark this time of the year anyway.  The 4 of us hit it hard at the track and stayed out of the wet grass.  We’ll be feeling it tomorrow morning…

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Side straddle hops, overhead claps, seal claps, Good Mornings, Windmills

The Workout:

Blimp: 5 burpees, 10 lunge each leg, 15 imperial walker, 20 merkins, 25 plank jacks, 30 squats

PEAK 8 on the track: 30 second sprint as fast as you possibly can, recover for 90 seconds (or just puke, whatever feels better), repeat 8 times

Another blimp: 5 burpees, 10 lunge each leg, 15 imperial walker, 20 merkins, 25 plank jacks, 30 squats

Announcements:  Derek Davis Memorial Run a week from Saturday, run it or volunteer for it.

Prayer: Cupid’s work

Rockin’ Good Time – UvU2

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Foggy drive to the Nutcracker this morning. YHC showed up at 0500 and planted the flag. There was a group waiting for an extra push. One guy was already out running like it’s no big deal. We took off at 0505 and passed 2 others coming out of 12 Oaks. Back at the AO, YHC passed out the treats for those that just ran. New faces were in the mix for day 2 of You vs. You. There was a challenging workout ahead.

Warm Up:
Warm up lap over to circle with backwards hill runs otw
Good mornings x10
The pickers x10
Sumo squats x20
Slalom x20
Standard merkin x20

The Workout:
Mosey to playground – 3 rotating groups
Pull ups x10 (group rotates when complete)
BTTW shoulder taps AMRAP
Monkey humpers AMRAP
3 rds
*Note to self – stay away from Breach on BTTW as hot air rises and exits quickly. That was the closet I’ve ever came to a merlot during a workout.*

Mosey to top of steps – partner up same size and speed
Partner carry over to gated rock area, switch when needed
Everyone grab a rock – Cussack to track/field

Field long ways for Devin Hester’s (x2 each)
– Rd 1. P1 holds two rocks, P2 does 2 burpees then tries to catch P1, both partners go (curls on the recovery)
– Rd 2. P1 holds one rock, P2 does 1 burpee then tried to catch P1

Mosey over to short side of field
Wheel barrow across field, Switch and repeat back
Broad jump Rockees across field (this was a challenge as most had to modify)
Crab walk back with rock in lap
Curls and Tri’s while waiting on the 6

Running low on time YHC asked for everyone to hustle back with rock across the parking lot for 3 min abs.

Mary:
Canoes x10 IC
X-men crunch x10
LSF into
Protractor

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu(ECEC), 187, Wiggly, H1N1, Messi, Flanigan, Blue Hen, Axe, Cupid, Emeril, Banana Seat
Lottery Prize Eligible: 187, Axe, Emeril, H1N1

Announcements:
Xmas party 2nd Saturday in Dec., UvU Day 3 tomorrow at Possum Trot

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark M, H1N1 good results

Awesome job today PAX! Very moist out there and socks were soggy fast. Looking forward to Day 3 of UvU tomorrow.

BS Out!

Land mine at Downtown Train

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Warm Up: DT standard run loop, followed by Good-mornings, Windmills, Fozio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies all in 10 count. Finally 20 count of side straddle hops.
The Workout: Headed over to the parking deck where eventually we encountered a feces landmine. Good news, nobody stepped in it.

1st station: PAX all partnered up to do suicides while other was doing 4 exercises. Pax changed out when each completed the evolution of suicides. The  4 different exercises were shoulder taps (each time you hit your left shoulder was 1), low slow flutter ( each time left leg came up was 1), merkins, and WWII’s. All exercises were 100 reps in total.

2nd station: This is were we encountered the turd. PAX all grabbed some wall for Peoples Chair followed by Balls To The wall in an indian run type fashion around large pillar.

3rd station: Partners Wheelbarrowed to a pillar approximately 15-20 feet, PAX then did a 10 count of squats, partners switched out to next pillar (same distance) did 20 squats, partners changed out Wheelbarrowed to next pillar for 30 count squats and then the final Wheelbarrow was followed with 40 squats.

4th station: PAX walked over for some rest to just outside the parking deck and grabbed a retaining wall for 3 sets of 25 dips.

 

Mary: Each PAX did a 20 count of abdominal wall exercises.
Announcements: Watch out for human poop in the parking deck. If you poop in the parking deck please throw it out.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo EC for a couple of miles prior
Prayer: Pumpkin Spices son going off to college, mass shooting victims and unspoken.

 

Good work men!

My Best UTI Impersonation

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YHC arrived a few minutes prior to 0505, ready for an EC run with UTI. He rolls up at 0502 with a dilemma, run EC with Warbucks and $h!+ his pants or take his stomach bug home and abuse his own toilet. Thankfully UTI made the right decision and kept it out of his pants… YHC volunteered to run the workout and got a quick rundown of what UTI had planned. Lots of new exercises, but manageable. YHC took off on a solo EC. 7 PAX were hanging out waiting on UTI to arrive. YHC broke the news to them of his unfortunate circumstances, gave a quick disclaimer to FNG Kevin aka Cookie Monster, and 0530 hit and we were off.

FNGs: Welcome Cookie Monster!

Warm Up:
Short mosey to grassy area in front of school. Circled up for:
SSH x20 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 forward / x10 backward IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:
First up from the UTI playbook was Bear Crawl Ring of Fire. YHC did his best to explain this. PAX circled up and held plank position. 1 PAX bear crawls around the circle and does 10 merkins upon return. Rinse and repeat until all had a turn. YHC also used this time to quiz PAX

After 1 round, we moseyed over to the long parking lot. We traversed the lot by way of Lt. Dan’s and wheelbarrow (partners switch halfway between islands), changing modes of transport at each island. There was some great mumblechatter about where the names of exercises came from, many were enlightened.

At the other end of the lot, we found a grassy spot for 20 prisoner get-ups and repeated the Lt Dan’s and wheelbarrow back across the lot.

Circled up for another round of Bear Crawl Ring of Fire and moseyed back to the lot for something new.

YHC again followed UTI’s guidance and we traversed the lot this time by way of Walk Like an Egyptian. PAX formed a line and look 1 lunge step and held in the down position while PAX in the back ran to the front, indian run style, and PAX took the next lunge step. This was done to the other end of the lot. 20 prisoner get-ups IC and a return trip via Walk Like an Egyptian.

With a few minutes remaining, YHC led an Indian run around the front of the school while we waited on Mary to show up. During the indian run, YHC pointed out a bunny that hopped in our path and challenged Lipstick to catch it. This led us to some bushes where the chase ended. Lipstick came up short. Bunny – 1, F3 – 0. Finished with a mosey around the parking lot and circle up for Mary.

Mary:
American Hammers x20 IC
PAX almost completed the round of American Hammers before we were graced with visitors. WebEx, his 2.0, and K9 Spark made an appearance. They were out on a morning stroll and couldn’t resist the temptation of Mary. WebEx joined us for the following exercises while Spark panted heavily.
LSF x20 IC
Freddy Mercury x20 IC
Pickle Pounders x20 IC
Homer to Marge x20 IC x10 Right/x10 Left

Announcements:
SUP workout this weekend, F3 testimonies being collected by 187,

T-Claps (Recognition):
UTI’s toilet, way to hang in there!
Wiggly and Steamboat for headlocking FNG Cookie Monster.
Tetanus for his memorization of the F3 mission and core principles.

Prayer:
UTI’s toilet, UTI, Crablegs, Steamboat’s upcoming trip

Hey ShamWow, this is a BackBlast

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FNGs: I hope None
Warm Up: I assume y’all ran
The Workout:

Shamwow took off Backblast duty. But since we need them for Meg’s Smile donations, I’m doing it.  On July 13, 16 HIM got together and ran at UTurn.  Who were they, the world may never know (except the 12 Oaks guys, who I accosted personally).

Nothing Has Changed in 4 Years…

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22 PAX joined me in my 4 Year Anniversary and 16-Bit’s 1 Year.

FNGs: Welcome Go-Gurt!
Warm Up: 16-Bit warmed us up with smurf jacks, morracan night clubs, leg stretches, arm stretches, and a merkin circuit of 5 standard, 5 w/right leg up, 5 w/left leg up, and then 5 standard again.

The Workout:

–A Little P90X – “Do your best, forget the rest”

  1. Jump shot 15x
  2. Double Airborne Heisman
  3. Run Stance Squats (switch feet-looking forward, touch toe)
  4. Swing Kicks
  5. Twist Combo, tip-toe twist
  6. Leapfrog Squats

Howling Monkeys – We bent over and grabbed our ankles while each PAX did 5 Monkey Humpers

Two Rock Shakur (grab two rocks)

  1. Biceps – In –  15x
  2. Triceps – Bent over curls
  3. Shoulders – Arnolds
  4. Biceps – Front
  5. Triceps – Overhead extensions
  6. Shoulders – Overhead
  7. Biceps – Outer
  8. Triceps – Tricep press on your back 40x
  9. Shoulders – Deltoid extensions – side raises – 15x

Crabjacks 25x

Mary: Around the horn with various exercises.
Announcements: SUP Aug 3 at Jordan Lake, Meg Smiles Charity Auction this weekend
Prayer: Dusty’s brother, DoubleD and his family after his father’s death. John Deer (leg fracture)

It was honor to Q four workouts this week and lead you men. F3 has extremely impacted me personally and professionally. Thank you!

Young Grasshopper

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FNGs: Adam is a 21 year old Ohio State Buckeyes fan who works in the field of oncology and enjoys martial arts and long walks on the beach – Welcome “Grasshopper”

9 HIMs showed up this morning at GP.  Pikachu posted barefoot having doubled down.  

WarmUp:

20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Moroccan Night Clubs

The Workout

Mosey to the wall of pain

3 sets of 45 ct wall sits (Al Gore, Moroccan and Prisoner style). Pikachu forgot how to count to 5 again and Doc was up to his antics with his unconventional methods as well. 

2 sets of 30ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to the Rock Pile (Rotate rocks b/w sets). YHC suggested large but not XL rocks however 90% of the PAX chose not to listen and selected boulders.  YHC had to ask the PAX what XL rocks look like if these are just large.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders (they don’t count if the rock doesn’t touch the ground)

Move it up to the parking lot for 4 sets Rock Press; 3 sets of 10 Extended Rock Windshield Wipers

Partner up for 4 sets Rock Planks & Rock Crab Planks.  One partner planks while the other lunge walks/Frankensteins to the speed bump and back.

Return the Rocks and circle up at flag

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 3 ct Pickle Pounder
  • 10 WWIs
  • 20 H2Ms (10 standard, 5 single leg)

Aik’n Arms

  • 15 Shoulder Tap Planks
  • 15 Merkins
  • 15 Plank Jacks

Aik’n Legs

  • 10 – 3 ct High Knees
  • 10 – 3 ct Split Jacks

Split Jacks pushed young Grasshopper over the edge and he had to take some time to recover during COT. 

Announcements:  Megan Smiles Charity Event still needs volunteers (July 20th & 22nd).  Greenville’s Sasquatch CSAUP end of July

Prayer Requests:  Pumpkin and his family of 7 are flying to the land of weed (Coloroado) for a 2 week workcation.  3rd Cousin’s Father-in-law passed away at the young age of 63. Prayers for Double D and his family as his father passed away this week. Forceps house is back on the market as contract fell through.

YHC took us out.

Rinse and Repeat

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EC: Axe, Nemo, 187, Lipstick, Bernie (+PC back home!)
Warm Up: Mosey over to Elementary parking lot and circle up. SSH x51, Daisy Pickers x15, Monkey Humpers x15, Fazio Arm Cirlces x8 fwd and x8 rev, overhead claps x15, seal claps x15, Dropped to plank for Merkins x10, Wide Plank Merkins x10, Diamond Merkins x10.  Paired up based on speed but it took to long to pair up and YHC called for 5 Burpees OYO.
The Workout: Mosey over to playground around back. In our pairs, partner 1 did Turkish Get Up Star Jumps, while Partner 2 did 10 pullups. Rinse and repeated this x3. Next we Mosied over to the track where the gates were open like the red sea, for us to take action.  In our pairs, partner 1 held plank, while partner 2 did 400M loop in < 1:45/lap (roughly 7:30/mile pace or less) We rinsed and repeated this………6 times  🙂
Mary: LBC x20, Low Slow Flutter x15, Downward Dog and Runners Pose Yoga moves.
Announcements: UTI has a 2yr workout on July 22nd – Can we get at least 1 HC so he doesn’t workout alone?
T-Claps (Recognition): Abe was at R4TJ yesterday and then put up with me again at Tiger Blood.  Based on my reputation, he had a good feeling it would be running intensive.  T-Claps to Abe for the work he is putting in to get stronger at running! Tetanus for posting for the 3rd time in 4 days of his first week at F3!
Prayer: Bernie’s Father’s Sister and Wife are both battling cancer.  187 neighbor Tom who passed away. UTI Co-Workers son who is experiencing dry drowning and is in a coma.

 

Thanks for opportunity to lead this morning

Lipstick

Life Lesson Naked Mole Skin

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Sprung out of bed and was ready roll, and no better way than have the opportunity to have your teenager run into the workout. Would never imagine doing that in the past. So thank you to this amazing group of guys-#goobers/ #fritter
Yellow card and I had discussed the game plan for the workout. Had a friend drop a cooler- full of drinks ( water/ Gatorade) so yhc can take to workout but we were planning on running 3.6 miles from home front to PT, so that did not happen 🤪. Texted emeril to grab/ bring some water and of course he stopped and got some cheap ass water. Thank you
Parking lot was full and we rolled in right at 0523, rest of the 10 guys were just coming back from the EC run.  Thx, grabbed 2 tires and rolled them just like he use to back in the day, as a toy, all he could afford while in 3rd world country.
Set the stage/ tires- dawg # brought the rope( thank you). Dawg was very excited about carrying tires and ropes etc but he had no idea his perfect workout may not happen ..

Fartsackers: dumbo/ wacka wacka/ wallaby- pablo knew it would be a hard workout so he sent his M on a work trip – (great excuse).

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Emeril, BB-8, Brony, Blue Hen, Banana Seat, Peak Weak, LED, H1N1

FNGs: BB-8
Warm Up:

It is 0530- disclaimer was done and we ran to storage unit and did the following warmup exersice.
Sshx15, smurf jacksx15, sir fazio x 15(backward/ forward), imperial walker/ hillbillies x 15.
The Workout:

We lined up went for a ‘burpee mile’ waited for the 6th ofcourse through the hood that we never visit and behind aviator etc. we never know, we may pick a guy up. We also did burpees in honor of Bernie, in front of aviator bar (that fun night after the ruck). Emeril announced that we were 20 mnts in and we did the count off, stove pipe thought 10 count.. but no No no, no 10 count, this is not a (DD) workout, so we did 5 burpees to punish our selves. We also did 5 burpees since dumbo fartsacked and 5 in honor of my good friend puddles.
Break off in group of 5, one guy pulled the tire/ carry the tire and flipped the tire, while rest of the group did Ab exersices.
We still had 15 mnts, run to the tennis courts, of course dawg was salty but not as salty as he was at whiplash, since he did not get his fix of tire flipping-

Tennis courts-
Bear crawl-
Duck walk-
Balls 2 walls 5 count (entire pax line)
Frog jump
Crab walks
Balls 2 walls 5 count ( entire pax line)
People’s chair – hands up ( 5 count)
Next- plank square x 2- you had to be there

Mary:

Low slow flutter/ ww2/ quick feet n honor of you know who-

Announcements:

5 year next Thursday 4 dead bolt

Sasquatch.  Midget is Qing so somewhat organized somewhat not.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Emeril’s Papi
Chips neighbor’s son was in a car wreck
Crablegs as he continues his trip
Michelle and also help Duane and hope doctors can help them during this time

Message:

Naked mole skin-

Bet you guys didn’t know you got a midget lesson this morning. Life lesson-
You have a plan- You think things are set ( tires/ rope/ all the good stuff you asked for) and than someone takes you down a road where you have to do things that you hate( burpees)or do not like but you have to because you are dealt with those cards and you thought you had everything lined up. But guess what you are with a group of guys that every .10/ mile waiting on you cheering you on, looking out for you.. you take a longer road but you are a little bit stronger- storm of life has passed and day light has come, now go enjoy the tires..
For you dawg 😄

Always honor n fun to be with you guys
#keep pushing the boulder
Aye-
M4L