Lucy Found New Ground

As promised in the pre- blast, we’d be a traveling circus hitting some hills today. After an EC run where Dahmer joined us for a bit, we saw Flojoe and Poopeater pull in the parking lot.  After YHC asked if Poopeater was good for a field trip, we rolled on. It was like running through soup this morning, but Poopeater found some new lawns to fertilize!

FNG’s: None, otherwise YHC wouldn’t have done this.
Warm Up: SSH x20 IC, Seal Claps x 19 IC, Imperial Walkers x 7 IC, Hillbillies x 7 IC. Let’s go!
The Workout: The basic path was and out and back down Elm Street with a right turn up Library Hill and back again. Between 2-2.5 miles were logged by the PAX on our journey today. We stoppped along the way at various locales doing Hand Release merkins x 15, then Hand Release Merkins x 25, Prisoner Squats x 30, Monkey Humpers x 20 IC, Shoulder Taps x 30 IC, then Squat Jumps x 15. When we got to the traffic circle on Library Hill, we bearcrawled the circle, followed by fast-feet on the circle.  The return trip basically saw the PAX stop at the same places and doing the same aforementioned exercises.
Mary: LBCs x30 IC, Homer to Marge x20 IC, WW1 x 15. Plank and Pigeon stretch, then a 2 minute Have a Nice Day… I mean lay on the ground and look up and shut up… if you are like YHC… somebody has to force you to stop for a minute or two.
Announcements: Derek Davis 5k Aug. 21, Travis Manion 5K 9/12, Brute CSAUP Oct 16th.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Cancun and wife with job opportunities, unspoken.  YHC took us out in the ball of sweat. Now… can it cool down please!

3 Years of Warbucks

EC: Abe, Full House, Abe
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Lap around soccer field. Circled up for SSH, daisy pickers, Moroccan night clubs, mountain climbers, merkins

The Workout:
Pearls on a string – indian run between stops

stop 1 – Rock Pile
Rock exercises x20 – Curls, Overhead press, Rut rows
bear crawl and push rock across lot
rock exercises x20 – Curls, Overhead press, Rut rows
Cusack rock back to pile

stop 2 – Rickety Fence
irkins and underdogs 2×10

stop 3 – Amphitheatre
step ups 2×20 and dips 2×15

stop 4 – Upper lot passed Ivan
brokeback derkins when patterns met – 4 rounds of 5 derkins

Indian run back to flag for Mary

Mary:
Catalina wine mixers, low slooooow flutter, american hammers, homer to marge, pickle pounders, and some stretching

Announcements:
Safety – getting darker, wear lights/be visible, run on the left side of the road, watch out for cars as they likely don’t see you.

T-Claps (Recognition):
The toilet in the women’s bathroom. Strong work from what I hear.

Prayer:
Carter, Cupid’s co-worker, Fumunga’s neighbor, Lady at Target.
YHC took us out.

Work Those Hips, Boys!

7 PAX for Gump’s 6 Year Anniversary at Cletus

FNGs: Nada
Warm Up: Daisy Pickers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio, Wind Mills
The Workout: We got our Sheepdog CQC on with a lot of kicks (front, back and side) and P90X Plyometrics as we moseyed back and forth between the tennis courts and even more complaints about loosening our hips.
Mary: Around the horn
Announcements: Q Swap coming up between South Wake and Carpex next week

Pikachu Therapy Session

FNGs:

Nope
Warm Up:

Daisy pickers, good mornings x10 IC

Mosey down the parking lot for 21s – SSH x5 IC with the next x16 silently, if everyone stops at 21 then we’re done, if not 5x burpees. Took three tries but we got it right.

The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile

Bearly curling down the lot

Bolt 45s

Bearly curling back down the lot

Single leg deadlifts x10 each leg

Return the rocks and mosey to the playground

Partner up – between the two do 50x pull ups and 100x merkins

Mosey over to the Crazy Ivan pax for Hillbillies x10 IC

Mosey to the white fence for typewriters – start on the bottom rung, 10x Derkins, shuffle across for 5x Derkins, go up a rung for 5x Derkins, shuffle and 5x Derkins, go up to the top for 5x Derkins, and shuffle for 10x Derkins

Mosey to the tennis courts – Crab walk suicides to the middle lot line, end of first lot, second middle line, and fence

Burpee broad jump down the length of the courts

Mary:

20x LBCs, Freddie Mercury, Homer to Marge

Plank hold into various positions for ~3 minutes
Announcements:

CarPex Q Swap coming up

Legs, legs and more legs

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Took a jog to one end of the parking lot. Then high knees, but kickers and karaoke to the other end.

SSH X20, Good Mornings X10, Wind Mills X10, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10

The Workout: YHC was still recovering from the Murph on Monday, so upper body exercises were out. I settled on four corners.

  • Corner 1: mountain climbers.
  • Corner 2: tempo squats
  • Corner 3: step ups
  • Corner 4: lateral lunges

We started the four corners with 10 count, in cadence, each. Then 20 the second round, followed by 30, then back down to 20. Mosey on the long side, sprint on the short.

Crazy Ivan, who are back at Womble starting this week, were gracious enough to share the amphitheater with us on corner 3, and some pleasant mumblechatter was exchanged.

Next, we ducked into the picnic shelter for balls-to-the-wall oops, I mean people’s chair. 10 count down the line, X10 for a total of 70. Recover. Repeat two more times.

We had just enough time for two rounds of calf raises X10.

Mary: Ran out of time, so have a nice day.
Announcements: F3 South Wake picnic coming soon.
Prayer: Florence’s M’s job search, Hardy’s regionals

It looked good on paper

Warm Up: good morning, SSH, windmill, imperial walkers, hill Billy’s, daisy pickers
The Workout: teams of 3- 100 burpee pull-ups, 200 LBC, 300 squats.

rocks- curls, triceps, wonder bra x3

Mary: side crunch, low slow flutters, homers left and right, Have a nice day

Announcements: Bad build, Iliad

Prayer: Wild Turkey’s friend who passed. Prayers for his family for healing and peace.

Just Hanging Out

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Good mornings, windmills, frankenstein kicks, sir fazio arm circles
The Workout:
Mosey behind the Hunt Center and down to the Pit. PAX counted off into 2 groups.
Group 1 did 1 WWII and ran up big hill for 1 merkin. Then 2 WWI+2 merkins.
Group 2 ran the 4 corners of the soccer field stopping at each corner for 10 merkins and 10 WWIIs.
then switch.
After 1 round Group 1 continued their count on the hill with squats and box cutters while group 2 took another lap around the field with 10 squats and 10 box cutters at each corner.

Mosey over to the playground. Poopeater nearly caught a cute bunny, but it was much too fast.

Partner 1 hangs from playground bar while partner runs to corner of parking lot and back and switch.

This was the warm-up for a hang contest. 1st partner hung on bar for time while other partner held chill cut plank.
1st group was won by 187 hanging for just over a minute.
2nd group had Pikachu holding for 1 minute while Hardy and Warbucks held strong. YHC could have done this all day, but we had to get to Mary.

So your challenge rankings looked like this.
1. Hardy
T2. Warbucks – 187
4. Pikachu
T5. All other challengers

Hardy, Warbucks, 187, are not in May challenge. So your favorite 4th place Pokemon took home the Q for U-Turn. Not without some saltiness from some PAX.

Mosey back to the flag.

Mary:
25 Pickle pounders

Announcements:
Check social media

T-Claps (Recognition):
Brexit’s return. Hardy’s grip strength. Pikachu for finishing 4th and getting the U Turn Q.

Prayer:
Florence’s wife job hunt.
Multiple cancer diagnosis
Injured PAX

YHC took us out

cletus

A Bunch of Hercules at Cletus

Workout Date: 04/30/21
This is my second South Wake Q of the year, and also my second of 2021 at Womble Park. I had hopes to bring my FNG from March back out, but no dice.

Warm Up:
Give the mission statement, check for FNGs, give the disclaimer, and warm up:
Side Straddle Hop x20 In Cadence (IC)
Good Morning x10 IC
Imperial Walker x20 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC Forward x10 IC Reverse
Monkey Humpers x10 IC
Standard Merkins x10 On My Down (OMD)
Mountain Climbers x10 IC
Downward Dog with calf isolation stretches
World’s Greatest Stretch

Main Event
1) Partner up and mosey to the South end of the parking lot for BALLS:
Burpees x10
American Hammers x20
Lunges x30
LBCs x40
Squats x50
Partner 1 runs to the far end of the parking lot and back while the Partner 2 exercises. Flapjack when Partner 1 returns. Each Partner keeps their own counts and picks up where they left off when they come back from running. When squats are completed, start over. Continue for 4-5 running laps for each partner.
2) Mosey to picnic shelter for 10-15-10 pyramid of Left-Right Step Ups, Irkins, Dips, Elevated LBCs, Derkins
3) Mosey to rock pile for various rock exercises (Curls, Triceps, Overhead Press, Bent Over Rows, Rock Taps (Nipplers, but tap rock instead of nipples), etc. Stay at Rock pile for Mary.

Mary:
Mary with the rocks: American Hammers, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Elevated Homer to Marge, etc.
Have a Nice Day.

COT:
5 PAX
Announcements: South Wake Challenge (Q sheets are already full for May!), F3 South Wake Dads on Saturday, Blood Drive. F3 Wendell on Saturdays, F3 Day of Service 6/19.
Multiple prayers, including healing for a nephew’s child, a parent with COVID symptoms, and travelling families.
UTI took us out.

Naked Moleskin:
Womble is a lot darker in the morning than in the evening! We hung out in the well-lit parking lot until things started to get brighter.
During the workout I learned that Cletus is named after the character in the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor movies, not the character from the Simpsons.
YHC was feeling the generation gap with some mumble chatter about FloJo. PAX knew the Sir Mix a Lot reference but didn’t know whom he was referencing.
Using rocks/blocks in Mary has been a nice switch up.
Offsite coffeeteria was nice, once I was sure I hadn’t gotten lost on the way.
Nice group of guys, hope to see more of South Wake in the future!
This was my thirty-fourth #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q. Next Q is Monday at Garner Station in…uh… Garner.
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: Abe, Florence/FloJoe, Katniss, Pigpen, UTI
Workout Date: 04/30/21

Gloves were a good idea

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Good mornings, SSH, Daisy Pickers, Fozzie O arms F & B, The Windmill, and Imperial Walkers
The Workout: Indian run to the ball field. (2 groups) Rotating exercises group 1: BTTW, Peoples Chair.  Group 2: Merkins, LBC, Peter Parkers, Shoulder Taps.

Indian run back to the Tennis court. Rotating exercises Group 1: Bear crawl. Group 2: WWII, Freddy Mercury, Flutter Kicks
Announcements: June 12th bed build. Be careful and rest during may challenge
Prayer: Health and happiness, strength and guidance.

Make Cletus Great Again

FNGs:Not today

Warm Up:
Nice mosey over to far parking lot. On the way, Lipstick was spotted coming down Stinson so PAX waited patiently in the parking lot for him. While we waited we did 10 SSH followed by an increasing burpee. Lipstick arrived and hid in the bushes just before 5 burpees, so we welcomed him to the party with 5 burpees. Good mornings, windmills, Sir Fazio arm circles, and squats were done.

The Workout:
Mosey to the amphitheater for 1st stop on our tour:
3 sets of 10: box jumps, erkins, dips, derkins,

Indian run to hill behind baseball fields.
Stop #2 was a repeat of a DoubleD beatdown at Possum Trot.
11’s: bear crawl uphill, star jumps at top, crawl bear down, squats at bottom

Indian run around the track to the next parking lot.

PAX lined up for a Guantanamo line across the parking lot.
-Lipstick tried to break Pikachu’s hip. Brexit questioned his return to F3.

Indian run back to tennis courts.

Still a little early for Mary, so PAX circled up for some Howling Monkeys, 2 rounds of 10 counts. Lots of grumbling when YHC called for round 2.

Mary:
PAX lay flat on their backs for a little music time. YHC turned on Flower by Moby. Sally up/Legs up straight at 60 degree, Sally down/Legs down to 6 inches. Keep heels off the floor the entire song. That was a long 3 mins 28 secs.

A little time left, so we did: homer to marge, single leg home to marge, american hammers, and have a nice day.

Announcements:
Wild Turkey birthday
SHP build delayed to 6/12 – https://www.signupgenius.com/go/10c0d49aba823a3f4c61-shpncfuquay14
Spring Classic support on Sat ~8am at Bass Lake Hill
JOCOGA CSAUP sign-up – https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NDNwxH89e7fCSJpJAH67Vwx-sZQb_qFTOL7a0WfjZjw/edit?fbclid=IwAR0k64t97c67KOXBZNcJfXZ1tmaSPR_byxGzTkVVDNImg-QZMJvHjL27omI#gid=0

T-Claps (Recognition):
All the PAX for making Cletus great again.
Brexit and Wild Turkey for making it back out in the gloom.

Prayer:
Brexit’s upcoming surgery

YHC took us out.