Wide Right at Cletus

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FNGs: Yes! Welcome FNG Tom aka Wide Right! Buffalo Bills fan, Pikachu gets credit for the name. Crazy Ivan guys came over for the FNG naming convergence.

Warm Up:

SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Frankensteins, Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/R, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Willie Mays Hays

The Workout:

THANG 1:

PAX moseyed to the old Crazy Ivan lot at the other end of the soccer fields. We did 11s with Wide Grip Merkins on one end, WW2 on the other end, PAX ran between ends of the lot, stopping about halfway down on the trip down.

THANG 2:

Mosey to amphitheater for 2 rounds of People’s Chair, Derkins, Dips, Heels to Heaven, and Chilcutt Plank Holds.

THANG 3:

Mosey to the rock pile, grab a medium to large rock. We completed curls for the girls, ruh rohs, wonderbras, chest press, skullcrushers, shoulder press, ground pounders, and bus drivers.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, Box Cutters, Low Slow Flutter, Pickle Pounder finisher

Announcements:

Free CPR class on Feb 7 hosted by town of Holly Springs at the Library, highly recommend. CPR can and has saved lives in F3!

T-Claps (Recognition):

Abe and Bleeder for picking up trash along their EC ruck today. Kudos to FNG Wide Right for coming out and putting in solid work on his first workout. Also kudos to Arby’s who posted at Ivan today and put in a 5 pack on his first week out in the gloom!

Prayer:

PAX running Uwharrie this weekend, Yogurt’s co-worker dealing with cancer. Sick and injured PAX.

Praise:

Turkey’s FIL Tommy rang the bell and is cancer free. Enron who was named at Cletus on a Friday in South Wake and is a North Raleigh guy now – his M was dealing with both breast and lung cancer and has been cleared!!! Also able to ring the bell!

Honored to lead, make it a great day, gents!

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When Opportunity Knocks, Answer

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FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps

The Workout: Today’s Q messaged early and let us know he was not sleeping well. No problem, can’t Q on an empty tank. We got you fam! I was happy to take the opportunity to Q.

We moseyed over to the rock pile where PAX got a shmedium rock and circled up. We performed 25 count: curls, triceps, ruh rohs, straight-leg deadlifts, squats. We set our rocks down, lined up and sprinted to the other side of the parking lot and jogged back. Round 2 saw the same, but count was reduced to 20. Round 3, reduced to 15. Returned our rocks and moseyed over to the picnic shelter.

At the picnic shelter, PAX picked a spot on the wall for 20 count People’s Chair down the line, total of 60 count. Then over to the tables for 10 count Urkins, Durkins and Dips. Two more rounds for a total of 3. Having our fill, we moseyed over to the tennis courts.

Mary: Popcorn Mary and stretching / yoga to finish things off.

Announcements: Free CPR class at Holly Springs Library, Feb 7 at 6:30pm!

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Rocks and the Three Bears

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FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Squats, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Willie Mays Hayes

The Workout: Pax moseyed over to the rock pile and were instructed to get a shmedium rock. We all lined up on one side of the parking lot, where we performed 20 counts of curls for the girls, triceps, rows, ground pounders and squats. We then bear crawled to the other end of the parking lot and moseyed back. We did this another two rounds for a total of three. Returning our rocks and back on the mosey. 

Next stop was the picnic shelter. Pax picked a spot on the wall for People’s Chair. 10 count down the line for a total of 70. Then over to the tables where we did 10 Urkins and 10 French Dips. Rinse and repeat two more times, opting for standard dips on those rounds. Woody did a good job encouraging us to perform People’s Chair properly with our thighs horizontal and to push through. P.S.I. showed us all that he could count to 10 in Estonian! Wrapped things up and moseyed to the tennis courts.

Mary: popcorn Mary followed by some yoga

Announcements: Kosher will join YHC as co-site Q at Cletus. Looking forward to it!

T-Claps (Recognition): Kosher for stepping up and co-site Qing Cletus

Prayer: Woody’s friend Larry and his wife Kim

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Pickle Beatdown at Cletus

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FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/R, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Wille Mays Hays

The Workout:

Thang 1 – The Big Pickle:

PAX completed an Indian Run over to the parking lot on the other end of the soccer fields. Once we got there, we partnered up (one group of 3) for 3 rounds of the Big Pickle. One PAX ran one direction, partner ran the other way around the lot, when they met up, completed 10 patty cake merkins. Continue running, meet on the other side, do 10 WW2. We did 3 rounds of this.

Thang 2 – Bread and Butter:

PAX moseyed over to the amphitheater for the following: Partners from the previous round split up into 2 groups. Group 1 completed people’s chair 10 count each PAX while Group 2 held chillcut plank. Switch. Next round Group 1 completed balls to the wall 10 count each PAX while Group 2 held a squat. Switch…we did 3 rounds of this.

Then we went to the lower wall and did the following exercises in order: Round 1: Erkins, Dips, Heels to Heaven Round 2: Erkins, Dips, Heels to Heaven Round 3: Erkins, Dips, Tempo Squats

Thang 3 – Variety Fresh Pack

PAX moseyed to the rock pile and were instructed to get a medium rock. Everyone did except for Bondo, who picked a cute little one we called the “Pebble”…

YHC instructed PAX to rotate various directions and number of rocks to switch it up and get variety/diff size rocks. We completed overhead press, curls for the girls, chest press, skull crushers, ruh rohs, and bus drivers.

PAX returned rocks and went back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: Heel Taps, Box Cutters, Homer to Marge, Low Slow Flutter, Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Upcoming all hands meeting being scheduled by Breach, be on the lookout. Also, a PSA that CPR can and has saved lives in F3. If you haven’t been trained, highly recommend it.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for showing up in the gloom! 33 PAX combined between Cletus and Crazy Ivan on this fine Friday.

Prayer: Unspoken, Woody took us out

Five Year Anniversary Q

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: Arm Circles, GM, Mosey to Soccer Field Parking Lot

The Workout: Football Mascot Merkin Workout utilizing scores from last week’s games.  

NCSU’s Tuffy – Merkins (+alternate exercise)

7 (tempo squatsx10), 10 (pulse squats), 17 (lungesx10), 24 (mosey to picnic shelter)

UNC’s Rameses

7(People’s chair 5 count each PAX), 10 (BTTW in cadence to 10), 17 (People’s), 24 (BTTW), 31 Urkins (Mosey to rock pile)

Duke’s Blue Devil

3 (curls & rows x10), 6 (curls&rows), 13 (curls&rows), 21 rock presses (curls and rows), 28 rock presses (curls and rows)

Mary: Around the circle name an ab exercise & closed off with some stretching. 

Prayer: Prayer for PAX’s injured and struggling with illness.  Pray for all PAX BRR. 

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Relatively cool morning

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Warm Up: SSH, good morning, frankenstein, imperial walker, slo-mo merkins

The Workout:  YHC had nothing planned for today because YHC is lazy.  Started with 7’s in the parking lot (burpees & squats).  Mosey to the covered shelter for BTW & People’s Chair (X2), moseyed to the stage thing, stopping along the way for an exercise the name of which is escaping me at the moment, for dips & box jumps (X2).  Moseyed some more around the track and had some fun with Carolina Dry Docks and Reverse Lunges (X2).  Mosey back to stage thing for more dips, some derkins, then headed back.

Mary:  Started with a move I saw at F3 Timeshare in Myrtle Beach – On your six in a V position, start with left leg extended while the right leg is tucked to your chest.  Hold for 10 seconds.  Switch legs, hold for 10 seconds.  Then both legs extended, hold for 10 seconds.  

After that was popcorn Mary.  Box Cutters, Freddy Mercury, Jane Fonda, Heel Taps, and some elbow-to-opposite-knee thing that Jellybeans called.

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer:  Forceps getting ready for a move to DC while also prepping for an interview to move up in his company.

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Post this on OnlyFlags

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Pre-blast for today’s workout gave all of the details of what was to come. Those in attendance choose to fight the heat to get stronger.

Warmup: Slow mosey from the parking lot towards the other parking lot, with a stop at the picnic shelter for some goooooood mornings. Once we arrived at the other lot and commented how little of the field construction materials remained, we did some side straddle hops and daisy pickers.

The Thang: Suicide B.L.I.M.P.S

Using the parking lot light poles as distance markers for each new exercise that was introduced, with the curb serving as the start/finish point. Exercises were as follows:

B-Burpees (5)

L-Lunges (10)

I-Imperial Walkers (15/side)

M-Merkins (20)

P-Plank Jacks (25)

S-Squats (30)

Workout was a stack-em, where each round we repeated the prior exercises and added a new light pole/exercise. Stack until you spell BLIMPS.

Curb–> B –> Curb

Curb –>B –> L –> Curb

Curb –>B –> L –> I –> Curb… etc

After spelling BLIMPS, we worked our way back down to B, removing one light pole/exercise each round. (BLIMP, BLIM, BLI, BL, B)

At this point we were all cooked, so we moseyed to the amphitheater for some preachers chair and dips,  moseyed to the picnic shelter for some more preachers chair and dips, then to the tennis courts for mary. 

Mary was popcorn around the circle, throwing a found pickle ball at the next popcorn leader. Everyone went the extra mile to come up with an ab exercise more miserable than the one before.

COT: T-Claps to @TomTom for jumping back in with both feet after time away. T-Claps to @Abe for leading the backpack drive for SouthWake. Prayer requests for PAX who are training for assorted events, safe travels for @abe as he heads to Tennessee.

 

 

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Roaming Yoga in a Thunder/Lightning Storm

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I wasn’t exactly raring to go today.  Signed up to Q last minute the night before because, who know why.  No plan, but feeling like I needed  a recovery sort of routine after this week, so I had a general idea of a slow mosey around the track with yoga stops along the way.  I know very little yoga so I wasn’t sure how this would go, but it actually went well, accomplishing just what I was looking for and pretty spot on with timing.

Rolling up to Cletus, the dark morning sky was flashing lightning in the distance, didn’t think much of it, but soon it just opened up and poured buckets on us.  It was awesome. 

The Workout:  Slow mosey walk, not run, around the track, stopping at each corner to attempt some yoga poses.  Each stop began with downward dog then progressed into: runner’s pose, crescent pose, warrior, warrior 2(?).   

I learned that Moose is alarmingly, and comically inflexible. 

We completed two laps around the track, then joined Crazy Ivan for COT.

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Building the Pyramid

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: Grabbed some coupons from the back of Q’s car and carried them to the lot behind Hunt Center. Warmup OYO

The Workout: PAX worked OYO to complete a pyramid, 100 reps per level, building lap after completing each layer. Thats it. 

 

Mary: Popcorn around the horn. @jellybeans, @nemo, @wildturkey and @brexit joined for Mary + COT

Announcements: 3-alarm Q sheet

Prayer: Injured PAX + those we haven’t seen much recently, @brexit had a HR exam with a 49% pass rate ,@wildturkey prayed for self control for @brexit to not make ‘That’s What She Said’ jokes about it being hard during the test…. joke was not his best…

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Irrelevant bug facts and a Personal Anniversary

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FNGs: No

Warm Up:  SSH, Willy Mays, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio, Seal Claps

The Workout:  7’s in the parking lot – Doubled up burpees on both ends…lol

Simple stuff today.  Set up stations under the covered picnic table area:  People’s chair, balls to the wall, curls for girls w/dumbbells, WWII, standard merkin, Squats w/30lb ruck, alternating shoulder raises w/dumbbells.

The timer was my homemade Quadzilla tire sled pull.  PAX chose a station to start in and the tire puller ran to the playground sign and back, at which time all PAX would rotate.  We got two full rounds in.

Mary:  YHC called box cutters then opened it for popcorn:  Freddy Mercury, reverse boxcutters, some goofy but difficult thing Pikachu called, low slow flutters…I don’t remember the rest.

Announcements: Trash pick up and backpack donation that Abe is collecting for

T-Claps (Recognition):  YHC share with the group that today is his 4-year sobriety anniversary.  In his old age, he’s not big on most anniversaries, traditional ceremonies and the like, but this one is different.  A time for reflection, praise and the sincerest of gratitude.

Prayer:  The usual