Cletus – Spontaneous Q

EC: LED, Woody, Yogurt. Arrived at 5 am fully expecting to see Breach and his truck full of toys. Oh, he’ll be here for the main event. His pre-blast indicated he was ready to go and bringing coupons. Surely he’ll be here for he main event! OK, 5:30 rolls around–no Breach! I love Q-ing at Cletus, so here goes?
Warm Up: Mosey to top of Ivan lot. Circle up for 50 SSHs, series of arm circles (front, back, seal claps, overhead, chinooks). Gillette rolled in just a minute late, so we all did five burpees OYO. Thanks Gillette, I like burpees.

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater and the ledge. Lined up for derkins in an Indian Run formation. That is, everybody plank up in derkin position, tight to one end. The phrase “tighten up” triggered the human jukebox–Arthur Fonzarelli (Fonzie) to sing “Tighten Up” by Archie Bell and the Drells–nice! The “Indian” does five merkins, calling them out. Then, runs to head of the line. Cycle through til each PAX had done three rounds. Additional round including step ups and dips. This took a while.

OK, let’s do the same formation, but with balls to the wall (BTW) and preacher’s chair. We went all the way around the back wall of the amphitheater twice. This took a while. But, on the second round of BTW, the wall shifted and we stopped that exercise.

Mosey to the playground. Time for a mini-Murph. Partner up for accountability. Partners do five pullups together, then do 15 merkins together. Next, partners for five pullups together, then do 20 squats together. We continued for as many rounds as possible until 6 minutes before end of workout.

Mosey to pickleball courts with radar guns for Mary

Mary: Popcorn Mary
Announcements: F3 picnic; Expect to see Dr. Ryan next Friday (6/24/22), a Spartan racer that Cupid, Gillette, and I head-locked. Woody rolled by and said, “Never not head-locking”!
Prayer: Stubs and family, 3-Alarm full recovery

AGS Goes Fast!

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, Frankensteins, Squats
The Workout: Nice and easy 5 mile run down the Greenway, along Bass Lake and back through downtown. The six was picked up and a really solid effort was made by all present. YHC ended up with an 8:52 pace. Faster than I planned, but the weather was right and I was feeling it.
Mary: Very quick stretching before closing things out.
Announcements: Three Alarm run on Tuesdays, Beer Den on Thursdays, July 5th volunteers, South Wake family picnic on July 30th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Sunshine (and the rest of the 75 Hard crew) for their continued commitment. All that hard work is definitely showing.
Prayer: Stubs.

We will rebuild!

FNGs: Gator
Warm Up: SSH, Frankensteins
The Workout: Had a great mosey around Fuquay-Varina today. 7 PAX strong including one FNG (Gator). The storm last night left branches everywhere, especially on the Greenway. Fumunga assured us that we would rebuild! The six was picked up along the way and a lot of great mumble chatter was made.
Announcements: July 5th volunteers needed, F3 Family Picnic coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Gator for coming out to his first F3 workout/run.
Prayer: Stubs

Groundpounder 6/18

4 PAx for a make-it-up as we go GroundPounder (Cancun, Gump, Forceps and Breach on the Q) 

Warm-Up: 22 counts of SSH, Frankensteins, Windmills and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout:  We started with a little mosey to the rock pile for some medium-sized rocks for circle work. Up and over merkins, Curls for the girls, Triceps, Wunder Bras, Groundpounders American Hammers, and Big boy sit-ups.

Moved over to the wall for some 22 cadence counts of people’s chairs and Balls to the wall, round 2 we got out Al Gore on and did some Australian mountain climbers.

Our tour of Jones park continued with some movement over behind the baseball field for some Irkins, Durkins, Dips, step-ups and some ab work with some bo cutters and heel taps.

We tried some bear crawls on the bleachers and thankfully no one took a nose dive. WE finished up with some lateral plank moves on the outfield bricks back to the parking lot

Mary: Round the horn abs to finish out the day

Announcements: F3 Picnic on July 30th

Prayers for Stubs and his family and for Forceps son David as he gets through his hazing as an electrical apprentice. 

New Amenities

YHC took the helm at Sheepdog this morning with a carefully planned beatdown to target all areas and encourage PAX to push eachother. New amenities, the track and the bleachers, were used, and no PAX were left behind. In addition, a few stayed for an extra few minutes to finish the prescribed routine. All good things F3 this morning!

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: A quick mosey to the basketball court (also new) for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio’s, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, and Frankenstein’s (all x10 IC).
The Workout: PAX paired up to push eachother and pairs were instructed to wait until each PAX in their group moved on to the next phase of exercises. Again…nobody left behind! 10 Rounds total of exercises. Each round began with 5 burpees and ended in alternating fashion with either a 400m run or a 5x up/down the bleachers.

The rounds were as follows:

10 Absolutions

20 Wheelbarrow Derkins

30 Star Jumps

40 Hand-Release Merkins

50 WW2

60 Monkey Humpers

70 Dips

80 Dying Cockroach

90 Squats

100 SSH
Mary: Built in other than the mosey back to COT.
Announcements: F3 family picnic, Saturday, July 30 at Harris Lake, sign up out there, Cupid organizing.
T-Claps (Recognition): Cyclops and Fireball for breaking back out in the gloom.
Prayer: Lipstick and family, Venkman and achilles surgery, Shredder/Cyclops son’s are backpacking in Europe, YHC and skin cancer procedure.

Viscous Cycle 6/15/2022

FNGs:None
The Workout:Ride through Holly Springs and to 12 Oaks and back. About 10.5 miles
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Thanks for joining us Cupid
Prayer:

Getting ready for Bobby’s 10yr Anniversary!

FNGs: Floppy Disk
Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billies, Wind Mills, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, 5 Burpees OYO
The Workout: YHC’s infatuation with a simple-but-effective routine of upper/lower/core/repeat continues. (PAX: “Didn’t we do this on Tuesday?” YHC: “Maybe. Try to keep up!”)
PAX took a trip down the Jeff Wells Trail and made stops at ever other light pole for an exercise. Merkins, Squats, Lunges, WWIIs, Mountain Climbers and Shoulder Taps were all performed in some variation. Either 10 or 20 counts (some of those lunges take too long for a 20 count). We picked up the six along the way. The trail proved just the right length to get us back in time for Mary.
Mary: LBCs, American Hammers, Homer-to-Marge and Pickle Pounders. Finished up with some yoga.
Announcements: F3 South Wake Family Picnic at Harris Lake (July 30th), July 5th Holly Springs fireworks needs volunteers
T-Claps (Recognition): Floppy Disk for coming out to his first workout (and Warbucks for bringing him out).
Prayer: Woody’s family, 16-bit’s wife’s grandmother, Floppy Disk’s father.

Ain’t no humidity holding us back!

Four studs came out to Tiger on a humid June morning to put in some work! This is where PRs are made.

FNGs:

Nope!
Warm Up:

Lap around the track, leg swings, A and B skips
The Workout:

See attached. Pace chart can be found here. Decided to go time based today and stick firmly to the idea of recovery time = 1/2 work time
Mary:

Fellowship lap for cool down
Announcements:

July 4th event with the town

Picnic end of July
T-Claps (Recognition):

Great to see Dahmer and Aquaman with us at the track! Some solid 2nd F at Panera afterwards with some gym meatheads too.
Prayer:

Stubs and his family. Fanny Pack for upcoming surgery and recovery.

Disney 6/16

4 Pax took on the terrain that is Disney  (LED, Best in Show, Abacus and Breach on the Q) 

Warm Up: Mosey around the soccer field and then circle up for 22 count exercises of Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings, and SSH.

The Workout: Mosey over to the abyss for some crawl bear to the bottom and then bear crawl back up, performing 11 merkins and the bottom and 11 Pickle pounders at the top, rinse and repeat for another round to equal (22) of each exercise. Mosey back to the soccer fields for some Crab Walk Soccer. The team that gets scored on had to do 10 Homers to marges, then with one leg up then the other, so it pays to be a winner. Turns out that a kickball is not the best choice for this type of event, but we made it work. We needed to take a lap around the field in the middle to give our shoulders a break.

We wrapped with 22 merkins with a ball pass around the square.

Mary: Circled up for 22 counts of Heel taps, dying cockroaches, and hello dollys

Announcements: F3 picnic on July 30th at Harris Lake

Closed in Prayer

Hot As Hades Thunder in the Jungle

3 for EC (Breach, Pikachu &Gilette)  and (11) Pax for the ME and made it out for a thick as peanut butter and hot as hell Thunder workout by Breach

John Deere, Double D, Pikachu, Gilette, Gump, Kubota, Cupid, Dusty, Wild Turkey, Dauber,

FNGs:
Warm-Up: A quick mosey down to the pit, 22 counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillibilies, Windmills and Frankensteins

The Workout: Big Boy Toys were in play for the following Station assignments performed in a Tabata style rotation (1:30 of work, 15 sec to rotate, 2 rounds)

Tire

Round 1         Flips

Round 2         Deadlifts

Sandbag

Round 1         Sandbag Burpees

Round 2         Rut Rohs

Dip Station

Round 1         Dips

Round 2         Derkins

Keg

Round 1         Overhead Press

Round 2         Curls

Med Ball       

Round 1         American Hammers

Round 2         Dying Cockroaches

Hurdle  

Round 1         Back to Front Jumps

Round 2         Side Hops

Weighted Jump Rope

Round 1         Regular jumps

Round 2         Jogging Jumps

Kettle Bell

Round 1         Swings

Round 2        Single Arm Snatch

Barbell

Round 1        RDL

Round 2        Full Power Clean

Mary:  A little Cumbawamba action (We all get knocked down, but we get up again) Turkish get-ups on the chorus, and Shadow Boxing with foot movement in between.

Announcements: F3 Picinc July 30th, Volunteer event for the Town on July 5th

Closed in Prayer: