Sorry folks…Parks (field) closed!

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YHC was excited to be back in SW for an old school beat down at the happiest place on earth. There was a plan for the happiest place on turf but at 0529 was told field is closed. No worries…there’s a big @$$ parking lot we can use. Sprinkler came in at 0530 with two PAX in the tailgate. Warbucks about broke an ankle just getting out the truck. Our brother Crab Legs upon YHC’s request. It’s always great to see him out skiing the AO’s. No FNG’s so off we went.

Mosey to school lot since field were closed.
Agility around lot
Circle up for warm-a-Rama
Goofballs x15
Irish Potato pickers x10
Imperial Squat Walkers x10
ATM’s (alternating, tempo, standard) x10

Long @$$ 7’s
Morning wood
Double merkin burpees

Indian run to stairs
Bear crawl down then Al Gore
Hop up
Scout run complete lap with 5 diamond merkins
Repeat stairs
Hop down, bear crawl up

Back to lot
Belly sprints x4 (50%, 75, 90, 100)
Exercise after each sprint
– plank jacks, nipplers, groiners

Mary
The Big Sexy
– Homer to Marge
– Rosalita Wip
– Boss Tweeds
– Pickle pounders

No real announcements

Prayers for COVID always, Crab Legs, M4L needs a 3rd job for kids school.

It was awesome getting to hang with my brothers from another mother this morning. Thanks for showing and putting in strong work.

BS Out!

Do You Even Lift Bro?

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Sometime in the prior week YHC got the idea to bring out the deadlift bar to Captain Caveman and pair each pax’s reps with reps on the mace. This format also fits well for Crazy Ivan – maybe it’ll make an appearance there.

The pre-blast mentioned lifting but didn’t quite give pax an idea of what to expect. Waking up early for EC yoga YHC decided to bring enough weight for reps of 135 and 185 thinking that 135 might be a bit too light. The sad news the day before about Daft Punk set up our play list and put the number 28 into play at various times too.

Yoga happened (thanks Dawg, Emeril, & Redenbaucher) and the cars began to roll in.

FNGs:

None today unfortunately.
Warm Up:

SSH x28 IC (In Cadence)

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Good Morning x11 on my down/up

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 forward/backward – keep arms up through spinal rotation

Seal Clap x10 IC

Overhead clap x10 IC

Chinook x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Spinal Rotation x10 IC

The Workout:

1 pax on the deadlift bar counts reps. All other pax perform exercises based on those reps/timing – exercises stayed constant for 5-6 pax worth of deadlifts on the bar and included:

  • Deadlifts – alternating between two-legged and single-legged
  • Ballistic curls
  • 360 swings
  • Pendulums

Wiggly made it clear from the beginning that 135 was too light. We had multiple 30+ efforts, a few 50s, and one 60.

For the round with 185 we kept it more reasonable but still very impressive – 3x 30+ rep efforts.
Mary:

Ditch the mace

Absolution (groiner, down to chill cut, plank jack, up to standard – 8 cadence count) x11 IC (28 just wasn’t going to happen)

Boat / Canoe on my out/in – 28 total

Crab Cake x28 IC

Break Dancer x28 IC

Yoga – lots of forward fold to stetch those backs out
Announcements:

Write your back blasts!
T-Claps (Recognition):

Cancun – guy is killing it

Dawgpound – dude is strong

McNugget – picking up way over his body weight this morning

16-bit – getting back out into the gloom while on IR
Prayer:

Pumpkin Spice’s friend Mike’s family. Sadique (young man that Pumpkin mentors)

Crazy Corners at the Grave

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A nice warm morning by the graveside. YHC wound up getting more running in during the workout than originally planned. Know your dimensions at the site…it’s a long way around the community center!
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio’s F/R, all exercises IC x 12
The Workout: Mosey lap around the Community Center to map out the 4 corners to be used for the PAX today. 4 Corners followed. Each corner had an AMRAP exercise assigned, the timer would be 1 PAX running a full lap, before the group moved on to the next corner. We repeated this process for the following exercises: Hand Release Merkins, Squats, LBC’s, SSH, Alternate Lunges, WW2’s, Squat Jumps, Shoulder Taps, Hand Release-Release Merkins (PAX seemed to disapprove of this exercise…hmmm?).

After 4 corners, we ran around a slightly shorter 4 corners of the main lot 2x Indian Run style. We finally stopped at the pavillion for a series of AMRAP Dips, Step-Ups, and Irkins, this time the timer being PAX taking turns doing American Hammers IC x25.
Mary: Mostly built into workout, but we finished with Good Mornings x12.
Announcements: Beta Running/Ruck AO coming to Fuquay. Norm is giving it a go!!!
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for coming in hot since starting last Friday…think the guy has only taken 1 day off!
Prayer: Finkle is traveling to see parents in Florida…safety for him. YHC took us out. Honored to lead men!

Have you ever seen Brad Pitt and Nemo in the same place?

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Nemo and new hairstyle graced us with their presence while continuing to recover from Uwharrie. Many comparisons were drawn to Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Looking good Nemo.

Couple late guys too. You know who you are.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: About 1 mile warmup. Leg swings front to back and side to side, Tiger claws, A-skips, B-skips
The Workout: Prefontaine for 3 miles. 200 m at 5k pace, 200m at 10s slower (1:20mm). 2 400m at short interval pace, 400 recover in between
Mary: Stretching and it felt good
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Good to see Fumunga
Prayer: Fumunga’s co-worker, Fumunga on upcoming fatherhood. Pikachu and M

Senior Moment: 7 Respects at GP – Welcome Slapstick

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FNGs: Yes – welcome Garrett Riley, F3 name “Slapstick”…FV native, went to UNC Wilmington, married, has 18 month old daughter, first concert James Taylor, played RW in hockey growing up, loves the Hurricanes…see pic attached
Warm Up:  Discussed F3 mission and welcoming statement with Slapstick.  Had Sprinkler hang with him throughout the workout.  20 SSH, 10 daisy pickers, 10 sir fazio arm circles (f/b), 10 seal claps, 10 o/h claps, 10 hillbillies. Two laps around the tennis courts picking up the six.  Norm departed needing to get some miles in promising to join us for Mary
The Workout:  10 PAX partnered up; five got rocks and met the other five at base of hill.  Found semi dry area and began with 50 rep rock exercises (total) including curls for the girls, rut-ro’s, tricep, squats, wonder bra, bus drivers…the PAX rotated after one PAX climbed the hill, did 5 reps on the guardrails (dips, irkins, dirkins…) and then came back down the hill.  Called an audible after slippery conditions caused a PAX to fall on his bottom….audible to hop  the guardrail, jog down sidewalk and drive – back to the bottom of the hill.  Lots of great effort.  Had PAX move slightly to the left under the light held plank until five PAX retrieved another rock for some core work.  From our six, we did nipplers, straight arm extensions, 6 inch with rock above our chest.  Rinse and repeat.  Discussed F3 CORE Principles.  More core work including slap rocks, toe taps, WW I sit-ups….returned rocks to pile.  Mosey to tennis courts.
Mary:  Norm came in hot and joined us for some yoga that included pigeon,  cobra, table, various arm/leg stretches….have a nice day.
Announcements:  Q school.  New AO Saturday’s at Fleming (beta) – run 5-6 miles or ruck 3 miles.  Stay tuned.  Discussed Q responsibilities.  Discussed ID tags – YHC offered up a $10 coupon to one PAX (Endo) to purchase a Road ID.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Price is Right for bringing out numerous FNGs over the last few weeks at PT.  great work!

Observation:  7/11 men who posted this morning were 50 years or older.  AWESOME SAUCE!  RESPECT!

Prayer:  Bob Barker has new changes taking place next week…prayers for safe/smooth rollout.  I asked Norm to take us out.  unspoken. Thank you Norm!

2nd F at Stick Boys (Motor boatin’, Norm and Dauber….Buttermilk sighting)….Congratulations on new job Motor boatin’!

Honored to lead.  Nice to be back out after being on IR.  -Dauber

 

 

Recess in session

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YHC stepped in at the last minute as a sub for LED who hit it too hard working on a fence over the weekend. Thanks to the 4 PAX who came out in the cold, damp gloom and pushed each other. It’s always an honor to lead. Keep getting stronger every day!

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good Mornings x10 IC
Daisy Pickers x10 IC
Frankensteins x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC fwd/ x10 IC rev
Overhead claps x10 IC
Seal Claps x10 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Head to the playground for recess to begin! Complete a circuit of 3 exercises – AMRAP while 4th PAX is running. R&R for 3 total rounds.
1. Pull ups
2. Derkins
3. Irkins
4. lap around the circle (timer)
Head to the rock pile for the second half of the workout and select a damp coupon. Each round consisted of stacking 10 reps of a rock exercise with a John Cusack lap in between rounds.
Round 1: Curls x10 IC
Round 2: Curls x10 IC, Ruh Roh’s x10 IC
Round 3: Curls x10 IC, Ruh Roh’s x10 IC, Ground Pounders x10 IC
Round 4: Curls x10 IC, Ruh Roh’s x10 IC, Ground Pounders x10 IC, Tricep press x10 IC
Round 5: Curls x10 IC, Ruh Roh’s x10 IC, Ground Pounders x10 IC, Tricep press x10 IC, Overhead press x10 IC
Round 6: Curls x10 IC, Ruh Roh’s x10 IC, Ground Pounders x10 IC, Tricep press x10 IC, Overhead press x10 IC, Burpees x10 – OYO (YHC doesn’t want to risk being called “soft”.)
Mary:
Low Slow Flutter x22 IC
Box Cutters x20 IC
American Hammers x20 IC
Dying Cockroaches x11 IC
LBC’s x22 IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

Martini and YHC will be beta testing a new Sat. running/ rucking AO in FV at Fleming Loop. Run will be 5ish miles and ruck will be 3ish miles. Likely start time will be 6am with 2nd F to follow. Stay tuned for more details.

T-Claps (Recognition):

T-Claps to Martini for EC on a different route on the newly opened greenway.

Prayer:

PAX with injuries / Family & friends recovering from COVID

Rolling Dice @ Sheepdog

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It was a cold and damp morning but 3 HIM didn’t let the fartsack win.  Way to get it done gents! We were definitely thankful for the shelter from the rain at Herbert Akins. Thanks for the opportunity to lead – always an honor!

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good Mornings x10 IC
Daisy Pickers x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles – x10 IC fwd/ x10 IC rev
Frankensteins x10 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:
Taking full advantage of the shelter from the rain, YHC employed a pair of dice with exercises on each side and located them about 20 yards apart on each end of the shelter. The task was to bear crawl from one end to the other, roll the dice, do the exercise and return to the other end via crab walk. R&R until time expired. We decided that once we did an exercise, it would not be repeated. That was especially good news when it came to the 15 star jump burpees which were every bit as miserable as they sound.
With about 10 minutes remaining, YHC handed the reins to Shredder who coached us through some close-quarter combo strikes.

Mary:

American Hammers x20 IC
Box cutters x20 IC
Low Slow Flutter x20 IC
LBC’s x20 IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

See Slack/ FB

T-Claps (Recognition):

T-Claps to Shredder for doing EC in the rain! Solid!

Prayer:

Those dealing with/ recovering from injuries
Family & friends recovering from COVID

BRR is only 29 R4TJs away

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Lot’s of Fartsacks. Only 12 showed for a BRR training run. We have 4 teams and an average of 9 Pax per team I was expecting 36 pax.

Notable Fartsacks:
Bat Flipping Red
Shamwow — Is this two Fartsacks in a week
Full House — I’m assuming :face_vomiting::hankey: is a hard commit.

FNGs: Nope. Not one
Warm Up:

The drive over was a good opportunity to get warm and toasty.

The Workout:

Ran across 55 and to Milpass to crossway. Ran to the top of CrossWay and Creek Vista.

The pax had 30 minutes to get as many rounds in as possible of:

Run down Creek Vista.
Run Up Creek Vista.
Turn Left Run down Crossways
Turn around by the Cat thing jumping out into the road.
Run up Crossways
Turn right onto Creek Vista

I believe most pax got in around 5. Some Pax completed 6 rounds. It was a lot of fun

Mary:

Announcements:

I have the R4TJ Q once a month from now until BRR. We will be doing this run or something similar every time I Q R4TJ. If you don’t want to do it more than once a month sign up to Q R4TJ

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Sidiqu
Pumpkin Spice Friend Mike and his family

Sorry 16 Bit

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It was raining so POTS came to visit. It is always nice seeing POTS. Also Peeping Tom came down from Carpex. They must not have a parking deck workout on Friday. I’m assuming he was avoiding the rain. Or maybe he likes being around us.

EC: Emeril and Dawgpound for some Yoga
FNGs: Nope not one
Warm Up:

You know you bounced with me.
Foot trace
Tootsie Roll
Spinal Twist
Bat Wing
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Randies — right after Bat Wing

The Workout:

We did a bit of exercises before the main event

30 KB Swings
5 Push Ups on Bell Each Arm
5 Swings to High Pull
5 KB windmills each arm
10 Thrusters Each Arm

We went into the main event a bit early. I had to much time at the end.

The main event was the game Tabata format. This is 45 seconds work with 15 seconds of rest. You do three exercises. You do the same number of reps for each exercise. We started off with 4 reps. If you finish close to 30 seconds you add 2 reps for each exercise. If you finish after 45 seconds you remove two reps to each exercise. If the exercise is one arm or one leg then you split the reps between the left and right side.

20 rounds of:
Swing to High Pull
Thrusters
Kettle Bell Pushups

I thought the three exercises went well together. Afterwards I was good and sweaty.

Mary:

We did a bunch of stretching to loosen the legs. Need to put the work in after a workout like that so you can function the next day.

Announcements:

Uhh I don’t remember.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Sorry I don’t remember

We got what we wanted AND played a game!

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Some commitments were made prior to the workout – TCLAPS Cupid, Bobby Dall, Bobby Boucher!

EC: YHC, 187

FNGs: nada

Warm Up:

  • Box Cutters (aparently not a warm-up exercise)
  • Daisy Pickers
  • SSH
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Hillbillies
  • Mozy to the rock pile
  • Mozy to The Same Hill You Ran Last Week™

The Workout:

  • 2 Decks of Cards Revealed…  It’s WAR
  • PAX split into 2 groups
  • Cupid takes Deck #1 – Group 1
  • YHC takes Deck #2 – Group 2

 

  • ♣️ Catalina Wine Mixers
  • ❤️ Overhead Press
  • ♦️ Diamond Merkins
  • ♠️ Quiver Crushers

 

  • Cards placed on the ground for each team.
  • Team with highest card does the workout based on the suit and the number on the card.
  • Team with the low card, takes the hill
  • When the cards match, one card down, one card up.  Highest Card rule applies but the count is the sum of all 3 cards.

 

  • Rinse/Repeat until Q calls time.
  • In this game – It felt like the win went to Team Cupid.  Team UTI went up and down that hill a TON.  Strava seems to claim that TEAM Cupid ran slightly further at Purple Cobras.
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • THE WINNER – EVERYONE THAT BEAT THE FART SACK!!!!

 

  • 104 Pick-up
  • Return the rocks
  • Mozy to Mary

Mary:

  • American Hammers
  • Boat Canoes
  • Have a Nice Day
  • Good Mornings

Announcements:

  • Shield Locks – Learn what they are, go find one, get ready for a TEDTalk
  • Cupid will arrange us a workday with the town at some point soon

T-Claps (Recognition):  Thanks to Cupid for the nudge to Q today.

Prayer:  Continued prayers for the country as Texas thaws out.