“Was that a deer just ran in front of us?”

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PAX:  Woody, Deadbolt, Hazmat, Pots, Sprinkler, Bobby Boucher

Warm Up:  SSH, good mornings, frankensteins, handful of merkins

Wouldn’t you know it, the damn dog woke me up around 2:30, started to drift back to sleep around 3:30 but I never quite got there.  Any other day I would’ve fartsacked, but such is life.  It had been a while since I visited the abyss so that was on the agenda, along with some Team 1 vs. Team 2 points-based competition.  That didn’t quite go as planned, audibles were called because of numbers, so whatever.

Damn, it’s dark out here!  Moseying to the abyss we couldn’t see a darn thing, no lights, overcast sky and I questioned if we could/should attempt those stairs.  Halfway there, what I think was a deer ran right out in front of us, crossed our path about 15 yards away and disappeared into the woods.  I said to Bobby Boucher – “Was that a deer just ran in front of us??”, to which he replied “I dunno man, I can’t see s**t”.

And down we go…

The Workout:  Partnered up for a little Dora.  One ran the stairs while the other performed the exercises, to total 100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Toe Taps.  Crushed it, moseyed to the picnic tables for dips, 30, I think.  On to the turf fields where the 6 PAX split into two teams of 3.  YHC named each team in hopes of building competitive enthusiasm but it never really took off.

First match – Bear crawl tunnel, 3 reps each, followed immediately by train track hops, 3 reps each.  Team 2 was made up entirely of the “Respect” crowd yet managed to whip Team 1.  Like, not even close.

Mosey back to tables for more dips and repeat the Bear Crawl/Train Track match. Team 1 was again victorious.

Back to the tables for last set of dips then to the turf for a group Indian Run to the far side of the field, where we dropped for a set of Carolina Dry Docks.  Reverse Indian Run (back pedal) back to the start, more Carolina Dry Docks.

Grand Finale:  A 10-ish yard Worm relay race!  That’s right, an old school 80’s style breakdance move as our closing event!  Well, that was the plan, but what actually took place didn’t quite live up to the image in my head.  We were just comically terrible.

Who won?  No idea, I was laughing too hard.

Announcements:  Various 9/11 events this weekend, BRR.  Impromptu mention of what’s been on my mind, something I’d been reminded of a few times the last couple weeks – envy/comparison is the thief of joy.  It’s something I continue to fall back into – this guy’s new car, that guy’s cool job/big house/hot wife, the list is endless if you let your mind go that way, but we’ll never really be happy if we do.  Just like during an F3 workout, you’re the only one out here…but you’re never alone.
Prayer:  Safety for our BRR brothers, peace and healing for those mourning on this 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Solo APs at KG

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:
quick mosey around lot, SSH, good mornings, Frankenstein kicks, sir Fazio arm circles

The Workout:
Mosey to bleachers by baseball field. Adrian Peterson (crawl bear) up the bleachers and bear crawl back down.
Mosey around infield of baseball field and do 20 squats. repeated for 5 rounds.

Mosey to Playground for:
10 Turkish getup pullups then 10 step ups each leg under picnic shelter. x2 rounds
10 knee tuck windshield wipers (hanging) then 20 derkins x2 rounds

Mary:
Sally up: plank hold up/down
LSF, American hammers

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): YHC for beating the fartsack and running through the workout solo as expected with BRR coming up.

Prayer:
Unspoken

IPC week 1

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FNGs:
Warm Up:good morning, Frankenstein, micheal Phelps, oyo stretches
The Workout:

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 blocker burpee thrusters, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 burpee horizontal block jump, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 burpee vertical block jump, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

Announcements: 9/11 TM 5k, 9/11 stair climb, possible Fuquay 10k.

Prayer:praise for time with family, prayer for our country and health

The People’s Q

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FNGs:nope
Warm Up:
ssh, daisy pickers, good mornings, sir fazio arm circles, merkins
The Workout:
mosey to loading dock.
hold peoples chair for 10 count down and back 60 count total
repeat for BTTW
1 minute plank hold.
We repeated 3x with chill cut plank on round 2.

Mosey to guard rail for 10x irkins, derkins, dips. After each set, we moseyed to Sunset Lake Rd and back. 3 rounds were completed

Mosey to bottom of “the hill”. backward run, bear crawl, and crab walk to top, mosey back. at bottom we did merkins, squats, lbcs. 3 rounds were done.

Mary:
LSF, LBCs, stretching
Announcements: See Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of prep went into BRR training.
Prayer:
Unspoken, BRR health and travels

Useless Skin and Acne

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FNGs: None

4 HIMs had the balls to posted to GP on a nice cool morning.  YHC brought the music box. Met a HIM from Spokane Washington during warmup 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm/shoulder stretches, Windmills

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows, Trunk Twists and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct:  Windshield wipers, Box Cutters, Rosalitas, and Low Slow Flutter; 4 sets of 10x3ct Rock Press, 2 sets of Skull Crushers, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (w & w/o consent), 10x3ct Homer to Marge w/ Rock, Pickle Pounders. YHC decided to tell the most inappropriate jokes he had ever heard between sets.

Partner Rock Planks:

PAX pair up: one does 20 10X3ct LBCs  while the other does Rock Plank then switch

Next Set: one does 10 10x3ct Merkins while the other does Rock Crab Plank then switch

COT: Stretch it out w/ Pigeon Pose, hamstring and calf stretches

Announcements: Register for the Travis Manion Event on 9/11 5K (walk, ruck, or run)

https://www.travismanion.org/events/911-heroes-run/

Prayer Requests: For all those suffering with COVID (Gump’s Niece, Forceps Nephew), our military and all those in harms way in Afghanistan,

3 Pax, 2 Doras, 1 Heck of a Workout

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FNGs: N/a
Warm Up: Brief mosey, then circled up for side straddle hops, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, good mornings, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, and hillbillies.
The Workout: Mosey to the back of the school for a Dora style Murph. Since we had 3 Pax I partnered up with the newest Pax for ease of rotation and counting. 100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats, while the other Pax ran around the track.

Rinse and repeat with 100 Dips, 200 Monkey humpers, and 300 plank shoulder taps.

Mary: Mosey back to the front of the school and circle up for around the horn 10 count Ab work.
Announcements: BRR, several upcoming CSAUPs, Travis Manion run next weekend.
T-Claps (Recognition): Santana for making his first trip out to Sheepdog.
Prayer: I took us out

Red Trail of Tears (8/31/21)

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YHC had a very late ask in the evening if I wanted the Q spot as it was open…Sure I said why not. I’d been kicking around a plan in my head for Prison Yard for the past month to shake it up a bit.  So 12 PAX gave it a “try”.

FNGs: None but we had a new guy for some EC…will continue to EH him.
Warm Up: Disclaimer on not really having a plan…but only kind of a plan. Mosey on the red trail to the twin peaks. 7 min jog. SSH 20 I/C
The Workout: 5 modes of conveyance up the first hill past the pond. At the top 2 squats with stack’ems (finished with 10 reps) each time to the top.   Mosey to the bottom do LBC until six is in. Rinse and repeat 5x.  Jog-up, Backwards jog, Bear crawl, Crab Walk (See Facebook post on whether is was ruled as cruel and unusual punishment) and Jailbreak.
Mary: 4 rounds.  Heel taps, half dead cockroach then with each leg up, butterfly, Freddie Mercury.
Announcements: Iron Pax Challenge, 9/11 hero’s run
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: American’s in Afghanistan, Country, Leaders

Flavored Popcorn

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5 PAX for a Q-less Possum Trot but we all pulled it together for a flavored popcorn workout. Great work men! #FreedToLead

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Windmills, Hillbillies, Good Mornings….
The Workout: Headed to the Tennis Court for a suicide-style all court workout.

  1. Gump called Merkins, Bear Crawls, Squats x2
  2. Abacus called Mountain Climbers, Lunges, and Plank Jacks x2
  3. Rollback called Heel Taps, Side Crawls, and _____ x2
  4. Money Pit called LBCs, Crab Walks, and Squat Jacks x2
  5. Moseyed for 3 rounds of rocks

Mary: Around the Horn
Prayer: Abacus 5 month old to actually have a sleep schedule (been there), Santana work issues.

You lika to judy chop?

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: GM’s, Sir Fazio, SSH, DPs, seal and overhead claps
The Workout: mosey to Emerils hill, stack em’ ups, 10 merk, 15 squat, 20 plank jacks, 25 shoulder taps – PAX alternated at the bottom of the hill running up to the light and repeating.  Mosey over to Wescott  to swing by Kung Pao for judy chop lessons.  HIM learned the judy chop, overhead judy chop, LBC’s, low slow flutter, and WWII’s, mosey to the bottom of the hill at Danager for 7’s, star jumps at the bottom, absolutions at the entrance to the neighborhood.  Mosey back for Mary
Mary: homer to marge, american hammer, have a nice day
Announcements: BRR – some stuff that UTI rambled on about
Prayer: military, Afghanistan, Hurricane Ida victims

Bikini Season Ain’t Over Yet

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It’s been a good while since YHC had been to The Nut. Not much has changed. Missed a few 12 Oaks regulars and saw some familiar faces. I was asked upon arrival if I was lost. What a welcome! Anyway, I had planned to do the zero week challenge but later found out it would happen later in the week so I threw something together. Here is how it went down.

Warm up – agility
Air squared
Girl Fight
Windmills
Good mornings

Crab Boil
Crab Cakes x12 IC, crab walked another two spaces, Crab Humpers x12 IC, crab walked another two spaces, Crab Jacks x12 IC.
WWI’s x10
Rinse and repeat backwards

Track – Catch me if you can
Partner up P1 runs backwards, P2 3 burpees then run to catch P1. Switch. Repeat for 4 laps.

Mosey to trailer ramp
Ramp slides up, bear crawl down
R&R opposite side

Mosey to playground
Cindy Crawford
5 pull-ups, 10 merkins, 15 squats, 20 LBCs and 25 toe raises
4 rds

Broad jump 50 yds in front of school

Mary
Alternating v-ups
Heels to Heaven
Windshield wipers
Australian snow Angels
J Lo’s

Announcements on slack.
Prayers for our world.

Again it was great to be back out to an old AO. Thanks for letting me lead today fellas.

BS Out!