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Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

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8 PAX showed up for a primal beatdown at Tiger Blood, 7 survived. YHC arrived at 0455 for a quick jog around the school to scout out the site. At 0505, 4 PAX set off on an EC run down to Crossway. This isn’t the normal route, but wanted to work some hills into this morning. Aquaman volunteered to show us the standard route, but I must have not heard him… Either way, we had our hills and were back in plenty of time to see the rest of the PAX, including 1 “visitor” from Carpex, Peeping Tom. There was some mumblechatter about mumblechatter and at 0530, we were off! At CoT, PAX were inspired by a passing Bunny and decided we don’t have enough “humpers” already, so Bunny Humpers should make an appearance in SW soon…

EC: Aquaman, Maybelline, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Mosey back to parking lot for:
SSH x25 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward/x10 backward IC
Arm stretches
Moroccan night clubs x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to soccer fields.

PAX lined up on the end of the soccer field. We did the following:
3 exercises
sprinted to mid-field
repeated exercises
sprint to end of field
repeat exercises
**Counts ranged from 15-25 for each exercise as needed.

Round 1 exercises: Mountain climbers, Catalina wine mixers, and merkins
After round 1, we had our 1st casualty. Aquaman, exhausted from being Thunderstruck last night, didn’t want to over do it and headed home. YHC confirmed he made it home without issue. Rest up Aquaman!
Round 2 exercises: Monkey humpers, shoulder taps, squats.
For round 3 we did an animal walk across the field with YHC calling different modes of transportation. It went something like this:
Bear crawl (Moby is an extremely fast bear)
Crab walk
Duck walk
Crawl bear
Flamingo (lunge walk)
Cheetah (sprint)

PAX then mosey’d over to the lot beside playground and grabbed some wall for:
BTTW x15 IC
Pistol squats x10 per leg
Australian mountain climbers x20 IC (unfortunately no blood was spilled)

Next up, parking lot suicides with PAX calling exercises at start
Sprint to 1st island and back to start for exercise
Sprint to 1st island + back to 2nd island + back to start for exercise …
Repeat to 4th island

Suicide exercises:
Plank jacks x15 IC
Pickle pounders x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Crab humbers x10 IC
PAX loved crab humper so much that we did another set before going to find Mary.

Mosey back to start for Mary.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC – YHC planned to work each leg individually until CAR was called. PAX scattered out of the way as Mary came in hot pursuit of her parking spot.
After this brief interruption, we finished up with:
High slow flutter x20 IC – last exercise
Box cutters x15 IC – really, the last exercise
Have a nice day

Announcements:
Carpex CSAUP 6/8 – Crazy Train – 14 mile run – 8am start
Carpex T-shirt order

T-Claps (Recognition):
Third cousin – Strong start to F3! Keep up the good work.
EC crew – Strong pace on the Crossway hills.

Prayer:
Warbucks dad’s back, Lauren, Peeping Tom’s cousin, Moby’s dad, Aquaman

At the car wash

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 Great morning for a virgin Q. 16 PAX came out in resistance of the fartsack! Great job men!! 

Warm Up:

Warm up lap, Side straddle, Good mornings, arm circles, daisy pickers

The Workout:

(Mosey to the loading dock/dumpsters)

-2groups (20 count in cadence and rotating exercises)

Wall sits / Peter Parker’s

Balls to the wall / American hammers

(Guard rail by the car wash)

3 sets Merkins 10, Dips 10, Derkins 10

(Parking lot good will)

-Accountability partners

 1 partner Bear crawl to the end of parking lot, 5 Burpee‘s, sprint back

1 partner LBCs

 Total of 21 Burpee’s

Mary:

Low slow flutter, Freddy Mercury,  ridiculous boat canoes, Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Need Q for next 2.0 workout, Fritter foundation is sponsoring holly spring a food pantry. Bring canned goods and non perishables to AO’s for donation.

Prayer:

Warbucks friend Lauren for health and recovery and Dovetails friend Nathan for guidance and support at home.

Uno, Racing and Burpees @ Southwake Dad’s Workout

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FNGs:

Rapunzel, Rubble, Castle, Cat Girl, Clean Sweep

Warm Up:

The warm up was led by Sir Dawgpound and started just as the sun cleared the clouds.  Exercises consisted of:

  • SSH In Cadence x 20
  • Daisy Pickers x 20
  • Fozzio Arm Circles Forwards and Backwards x 15 each
  • Some Light Stretching with Left leg over Right and Right Leg Over left.

The Workout:

The workout had 2 parts.  The first was led by YHC (Cowboy) and consisted of a modified version of Uno.  The PAX were divided into 4 teams and each team was dealt 7 cards.  The teams were to move through each card and do the following:

  • For a Skip Card the PAX would Skip their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Reverse Card the PAX would run backwards their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Draw 2 they would run to the center of the court and pick 2 more cards
  • For a Wild Card they could pick their Color and do 10 reps of the selected Color’s exercise
  • For a number card they would look up the exercise associated with that color and do that number of reps
    • Red = Merkins
    • Green = Star Jumps
    • Blue = Squats
    • Yellow = LBCs (IC)

This was a bit disorganized but seemed to be fun for the kids and their dads.  We did this for 3 rounds.

The 2nd part of the Workout was led by Slide Rule and consisted of 2 activities.  For the first activity all the dads formed a line and planked while the kids jumped over the legs of their dads.  We then repeated but the Dads were in Downward Dog and the Kids Bear Crawled under through the smelly tunnel of Dads.  We then repeated the first part with planks and kids jumping the dads legs but added that once the kids were done the dads would follow the kids jumping the legs of their fellow dads and the kids after they had planked at the end of the line.

The second activity was a series of races in honor of Kentucky Derby Day.  The kids sprinted, bunny hopped, etc for each of their races.  The dads Bear Crawled and Wheel Barrowed their races.  Finally the kids rode their dads like horses and we raced around the tennis court.

Mary:

For Mary the PAX honored Riley Howell – the hero of the UNCC shooting with 21 Burpees together because in F3 we don’t do things OYO we are always together.  Slide Rule also shared some very inspiring words about doing the right thing even when your scared and to remember we all have each other to draw on in those times.

Announcements:

We need volunteers for the next Dads workout in June.  Note it is the same weekend as Run the Quay and a Triathlon that several PAX are running.

T-Claps (Recognition):

YHC personally feels that Skidmark and Pikachu deserve some T-Claps for tripling down today including lots of EC.  Great work men!

Finally Dawgpound came today with water, juice and snacks for the kids today and given the heat they were very needed and very appreciated.

Prayer:

Remember that we all have each other and that we can draw on each other to do the right thing, even when its difficult and scary.  Prayers for the family of Riley Howell and Prayers for all those unspoken prayer requests.

504 Burpees is a lot…

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FNGs: Nope.
Warm Up: U-Turn has been bringing a full parking lot to Starbucks lately…First Mosey with high-knees and butt kickers to Wendy’s front lot. YHC realized we were right in front of the plaza entrance. Safety first, we moved one more lot over. We’ll likely circle here from now on as there was more room to spread out.

SSH IC x20

Imperial Walkers called by YHC but YHC started Hillbillies, corrected to x15

Hillbillies x10

Leg Stretching R/L, walk-arounds etc.

The Workout:

Lost count of the bikers going – maybe 5?

Others varying w/ varying routes of 3, 5+, 15 for those doing EC EC.

Following the thang, 21 Burpees OYO based on the callout for AO’s to remember Riley Howell – the hero of the UNCC shooting – who tried to stop the shooter and was fatally wounded in the process. God Speed Riley.

Mary: N/A
Announcements: Dad’s workout was this AM, Run the Quay 6/1, check channels/FB for Wrightsville registration link.

T-Claps (Recognition): Aquaman for creating his own route this morning and repeating the suicide hill climb on Irving!
Prayer:

YHC took us out. Riley Howell from the UNCC shooting and all those impacted.

Better, Stronger, Faster – $6 Million or TOAST?

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One year F3 anniversary Q apparently had an impact: “I think you toasted us all,” was the compliment coming from Banana Seat.

But, it wasn’t me really, it was all the workouts that I’ve done over the past year. Today, I simply incorporated memorable parts of those beatdowns.

EC: Intervals for Slide Rule, Warbucks, YHC
Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater, SSH x 55 (shout out to The Natural, who Q’d the entire week of his 55th birthday); yoga moves (shout out to Slide Rule, who Q’d yoga last summer); Bat Wings (shout out to Banana Seat, who always brings excellent material).
The Workout: 15-20x Dips on the ledge, followed by 15-20x Australian Mountain Climbers (shout out to Blue Hen, who brought AMCs to my first Nut Cracker workout–in the rain). Rinse and repeat 3x dips and Australians today.

Mosey to greenway. Guantanimo until each PAX had moved to the front 3x.

Mosey to parking lot: Partnered up. Wheelbarrow to top of parking lot. Add a burpee every time you switch drivers (shout out to Moby, who brought this to Nut Cracker one day). Next, Merkin shuffle (shout out to 187, who seems to like this one). This is where some real “toasting” occurred.

Lots of “recover on the run,” which is my favorite from CHiPs and Emeril Q’ing Paradise City.

Mosey to dirt parking lot. Time for some Jack Webbs to 21. Shout out to Nemo for burning up Disney with this one hot Thursday.

Mary: Slide rule led LBCs while I got ma phone. Next, I led low slow flutter, Hello Dollys, pickle pounders, and Banana Seat led Australian Snow Angels.
Announcements: 2.0 workout Saturday Womble 9 am, check Slack, FB
T-Claps (Recognition): All those great workouts and Qs over the past year.
Prayer: Nemo’s mom’s friend, who fight with cancer is about to end, Breach doctor visit today, Banana Seat’s father in law.

All these walls for my balls

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24 Pax came out this morning to get stronger. 10 for an EC run by Midget’s House. For those of you keeping up, today was Lucky Charm’s last workout at 49. #respect

With today being the last day of Testicular Cancer Awareness Month YHC wanted to appropriately theme the workout. If you haven’t yet – CHECK YOURSELF at least monthly. If you have any questions about what you are doing check with Banana Seat. Thanks for his leadership this month and his dedication to get to all of the AOs and spread the message.

EC: Banana Seat, Pablo, Dumbo, Dahmer, Aquaman, ShamWow, Warbucks, Maybelline, 187, Axe
FNGs: Welcome to FNG Cricket.
Warm Up: All ICx10 – Good Morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly’s, Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps. 5 Bropees (with your partner)
The Workout: Pax took a mosey down the path behind the shopping center to the end. Along the wall we did sets of Balls to the Wall and People’s Chair. Set 1 was done with all 24 Pax making a 10 count and Set 2 was a 5 count.

Pax then mosey to bank parking lot to start the second grouping. Pax start with BALLS – 5 Burpee, 10 American Hammer, 10 LBC, 10 Low Slow Flutter, & 15 SSH. Run to the dumpsters at the other end and repeat BALLS. We did this a total of 2 times at each location running between.

Finishing the previous grouping at the dumpsters, PAX and partner did alternating sets of Balls to the Wall and Squats. Total of 5 sets starting at 25 and decreasing by 5 to 10 (done twice).

Mosey back to the flag for Mary.
Mary: Low Slow Flutter ICx20, Homer 2 Marge ICx10 each leg up and ICx20 regular, Have a Nice Day.
Announcements: 2.0 Workout Saturday, F3 Dad’s Camp Registration
T-Claps (Recognition): Lucky Charm’s
Prayer: CrabLegs, Raleigh PD Office Ainsworth

It was an honor to lead you men this morning. I’ll do better next time.

Thunder at Crazy Ivan; Welcome New Fritters

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Arriving at Womble at 0445, I planted the shovel flag (more than once due to winds) and took off jogging testing a gimpy hammy before EC officially started at 0505.  I cruised in at less than 100% but not deterred seeing the glow of Noxgear and headlamps in the parking lot.  I was elated to see my future fritter brothers (Doc, Modify, Cupid and WAIT – Where was R-22?)  Did he succumb to the fart sack?  We had lost a fritter wanna-be the morning before when Beater was unable to get to Disney due to a lot of stuff going on on the home front.  Pikachu, Bullseye and Aquaman had arrived for their fritter too.  It was 0530 and keeping with all AOs, Crazy Ivan began on time, Pikachu led the PAX out toward downtown for the two-mile run.  Note: Maybelline had joined the PAX for EC after hastily parking.  Running alongside the soccer fields, we noticed a silver Pathfinder coming in hot.  I cannot confirm or deny seeing sparks coming from the bottom of the vehicle after navigating over the Womble speed humps.  The driver could have had some experience as a stuntman as he adeptly handled the obstacles.  I did some research and found he had indeed done some driving in Hollywood before.  (See pic below)  Turning around, I saw it was no one other than R-22!  He sped by me as I waved him on pointing him in the direction of the PAX 100 yards ahead of me.  It was going to be a great day knowing R-22 was fritter edible!

 

FNGs:  None and No Merlots

Warm Up:  Pikachu brought the PAX into the parking lot after a nice warm-up run.  R-22 was drenched.  Cars kept coming in to the parking lot.  Anticipating a large turn out, Dauber communicated with Pikachu the night before during the First Responder Training and solidified a co-Q game plan.  In the end, 28 PAX came ready to get “thunder-strucked!”  Dauber had PAX circle up in the parking lot and got their heart rate going with 25 SSH, 10 Seal claps, 10 T-Claps, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) and some static arm stretches.  There would be minimal running today so the warm-up focused on arms/shoulders.

The Workout:   Weinkes were created the night before (one workout focusing on Kettle bells, the other on a boot-camp style workout) and discussed as Pikachu took 14 PAX to the adjacent parking lot starting off with build a bears.  An abundance of LBCs, Merkins and Squats were thrown in for good measure.  Dauber began the kettle bell workout with a variety of Kettle bell exercises that included Swings (25), Bus drivers (15), Lawn mowers (10 L/R), Goblet Squats (10+), Figure 8s (10 L/R), Halos (10 L/R), Sumo Squats (10+).  LBCs, SSH, Mountain Climbers were thrown in breaking up the Kettle bell exercises.  Dauber called on Sir Dawgpound sharing his expertise of executing pistol exercises. The planned list on the Weinke went by the wayside as Dauber caught sight of Pikachu coming back from the amphitheater preparing to swap out for kettle bells.  The 80’s/90’s Hair Band continued in the background while Dauber led PAX to the amphitheater for some boot-camp exercises.  Alternating left/right leg step ups; Star Jumps; Merkins; Australian Mountain Climbers; Seated Chair; Balls to the Walls.  Dauber slowed things down and got the PAX stretching with various leg stretches leading to compromising positions and salty mumble chatter.  PAX were in a good mood cutting up while executing Yoga positions like pigeon and cobra.  Mosey back to the parking lot.  Timing was off as Pikachu was leading his PAX in kettle bell movements.  Dauber audibled and began prisoner lunges in the grass protecting our sensitive knees from the asphalt.  Merkins and pickle pounders were thrown in when Pikachu asked if we were going to do Build-A-Bears.  Well of course we were!  Off to the adjacent parking lot.  Build a bears were executed (unlike other group of PAX who executed 1-8 merkins), we executed 1, 2, 4 and 8 merkins (timing you know).

Mary:  Both groups of PAX circled up.  187 did not like yours truly hanging over him while I tried walking behind him near the curb trying to get a peak at the playlist.  (Sorry 187!). Pikachu was very excited looking at his playlist and seeing how close we were to AC/DC – Thunderstruck.  Some plank stretches and plank holds/pickle-pounders were executed before we heard Bon Scott/Brian Johnson lead singer scream out the lyrics to Thunderstruck.  A burpee was executed every time PAX heard the word Thunder/Thunderstruck. For those interested, there are 34X this word is mentioned.  SSH were done during the rest of the song.

Announcements:  We discussed some key takeaways from the First Responder training PAX attended yesterday. One pearl was to know where you are at all times!  When calling 911, follow and answer the Qs of the operator – don’t provide any unnecessary verbiage (the operator is filling in set fields).  Stay calm.  Assess the situation – step back, do not just jump in – You could make things worse and become a victim.  See Slack and FB for announcements!  Come out to Ground pounder and cheer on runners for 8K and 16K.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up First Responder Training!

Prayer:  Breach (wearing Breathtaker) took us out.  Unspoken, Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad…

Mucho Chesto

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It was a great day to get after it at TigerBlood with perfect temperatures.  The QIC anticipated a low turnout after the epic double overtime win by the Canes in game seven, however the PAX was ready to go with many lacking some sleep.

Warm Up:

Quick mosey over to the field in front of the elementary school with a combination of karaoke and shuffle around the small dirt track before circling up.

  • SSH IC X 20
  • Good Morning IC X 10
  • Windmill IC X 15
  • Fazio Arm Circle X 10 rotate repeat
  • Hillbilly IC X 10
  • Imperial Walker IC X 10

The Workout:

Mosey over to the curb running along the retaining wall along the side of the elementary school. Everyone was instructed to get down in the dip position on the curb.  The last person crab walked to the front while the rest of the PAX shuffeled in the dip position on the curb.  The PAX quickly realized that the shufflers were moving quicker than the crab walker and the shuffling slowed.  Once all PAX had completed the crab walk everyone did a round of plank shuffle and bear crawl.

Everyone partnered up and then joined another group of partners to Indian run in small groups over to the middle school track.

Let the fun/pain begin… Merkin Mile.  Each partner would start running opposite directions around the track, when then met 25 merkin claps were completed and running continued.  This was continued until 4 laps around the track were complete and 200 merkin claps.  Groups went to the pole vault area for some six inch leg hold until all groups completed.

Mosey over to the street running along the side of the middle school between the track and parking lot.

Everyone dropped down to the plank and was instructed to sprint to the next lightpole and hold the plank.  This was repeated until we reached the parking lot.

To ensure we fully exhausted the chest it was time for Body Hits the Floor. The song Bodies by Drowning Pool was played and on each 1.2.3.4 the PAX would perform 4 merkins and when the words body hits the floor a donkey kick was executed.

Mary:

Quick round of Guantanamo and they took us right to the end of time.

Announcements:

See Pikachu’s comprehensive menu of F3 Southwake announcements on the various communication platforms.  Reminded to attend the first aid training tonight.  See Pikachu’s announcement for more information. Pax discussed the importance of CrabLegs advice on nsuring you have Long term disability and Life Insurance.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Moby’s dad is still recovering and should be getting out of the stroke rehab center to go home.  Continued prayers for CrabLegs.

It’s only Wednesday and were taking Short Cuts already!

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FNGs: N/A too scared for a Lipstick run
Warm Up: 100 Burpees OYO….or maybe we did SSS x25, Good Mornings x10, Monkey Humpers x10, Butt Kicks, High Knees, Frankensteins, Testy Check
The Workout: The fan favorite Turkey Route.  BTW- the skin under the turkey’s neck is called snoods. YHC couldn’t remember but knew it started with an S.  Mileage 4.8 (Short Cutters) to 7 (Beast Mode Joplait)
Mary: saving Mary for another day
Announcements: Fire House Safety Lesson tomorrow night 4/25 at 1830.  YHC and Slide Rule found out they are both sharing 10yr Wedding Anniversaries tomorrow.  Here is to another 10 years!
T-Claps (Recognition):All the Pax for getting up and getting in the miles.  Shout out to Cowboy for the hard work he has put in on the running! Warbuck as he continues to get faster.  Mr. Worldwide for picking up the six.
Prayer: PAX –  It’s been a really strong winter of posting, new AO’s, FNG’s…  Looking forward to a great summer. Can’t wait to see what it brings and the impact we have on each other and our community.

Speed Work: Yogurt/YHC

The house always wins…

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Warm Up:

Burpees (5)

SSH x20

Imperial Walkers x15

Windmills x10

Hillbilly x10

Boarding doors closed and we were off to Vegas…

The Workout:

After warm-up, PAX were graciously welcomed after their mosey to the back parking lot at the Methodist Church (AKA Vegas for the day). A game of cards was set up for a high-stakes thang. Here’s how it went down:

PAX split into 2 teams. YHC explained that there were a full deck of cards split between two piles for each team – 1 at the end of the parking lot and one where they arrived. Next to each pile of cards were the instructions outlined below. As each card was drawn, it was matched with the exercise & done as a group IC. Then a sprint down to repeat with the other deck. Rinse and Repeat until time called.  YHC explained that team with the most cards when time is called wins no Burpees.

VALUES:

A – Burpees (10)

K – Plank Jacks (10)

Q – American Hammers (10)

J – Diamond Merkins (10)

10 – Prison Squats (10)

9 –  Hello Dolly’s (9)

8 – Carolina Dry Dock (8)

7 – Burpees (7)

6 – Bobby Hurley’s (6)

5 – Pickle Pounders (5)

4 – Star Jump (4)

3 – Jump Lunge (3)

2 – SSH (20)

Joker (2 in deck) pull another card for exercise & add 5 Burpees

**The House always wins in Vegas** Both teams did 10 Burpees. Let’s just say there were a lot of Burpees done by Team 1. 

Mary:

Plank hold for Flight #6 from Vegas – while Elvis made an appearance

Plank Jacks x20

Figure 8’s x10

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL x10 each

Have a nice day.

Announcements:

Dad’s camp sign-up is available. See link in channel.

Prayer:

Crablegs who finds out this week about his next steps in the trials. Others unspoken. YHC took us out.