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R4TJ gets B.R.O.K.E.D.

EC: YHC did 2 miles solo before official start / Yogurt completed his Ting Sprints solo afterward

FNGs: Nope, everyone knew what they were getting into…

Warm Up: Frankensteins, Windmills, Skipping

The Workout: Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly” (air quotes). R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! Or your money back!  So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!  For the uninformed, this is done by running from Ting, down to Crossway, continued to the dead-end on Crossway, and turned around for the return to Ting.

Mary: I think she fartsacked….

Announcements:  Best of luck to everyone racing the Quay and the Triangle Tri this weekend

T-Claps (Recognition): Aquaman for joining us on his first R4TJ, we hope to have him back more often.

Prayer:  Maybelline’s dad is fighting prostate cancer

2 Years Strong

First, it was Memorial Day and we made sure to acknowledge before we started the workout.  Important to focus on what the day really means.

It was my 2 year anniversary so I took the Q at Paradise City, one of the most influential AOs for me during my F3 time.  I have since started Downtown Train as an alternative for Monday mornings but PC will always be near and dear to my heart.  So, we did a convergence.  We had several for EC including a group of  doing a run from Womble as EC then a return run to Womble for the Murph, thus creating their own CSAUP.  Kudos to UTI, Lipstick and Aquaman.  Don’t recall who we had for EC exactly.  Think there were 5 of us, but what I do remember is, in rare form, all of us stuck together the entire 2 miles, and that was cool.  One thing I really love about F3, every workout is a bit different and it is all driven by the guys you post with.  We have so many great characters and the mix we had today was really a strong reflection for me of my time in F3.  Thanks to all who came out top post.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: On the jog to bottom of ramp for SSH (a Nemo favorite) and extended count Good Mornings.  On the jog to top of ramp for SSH and Goofballs.  On the jog around to back corner for Sir Fazio.  On the jog down to end of guard rail to stretch the arms.
The Workout: On the guard rail we did a rapid set of tempo dips ICx10 followed by Mt Climbers ICx10.  3 sets.  Sweat was already in play thanks to the muggy air.  On the jog to the rocks each man picked a rock, and a couple picked a wasp nest, then we headed over to the tunnel with half lined up on each side.  Did a few rounds of exercises with one group on the exercise in tunnel and the other on the run to end of path and back.  Had to wait to switch until all were back and in People’s Chair.  Started with curls for the girls, then ground pounders.   2 sets of each.  Might have been more, I don’t recall.  Ended with some BTTW with a long count down the line.  Stench was building so we returned the rocks and headed back to bball courts.
Mary: A couple quick sets keeping the legs up for LBC, 6″, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammer and a Pickle Pounder to close it out.
Announcements: See Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Abe for putting in total effort with BreathTaker.  This guy has been an inspiration for me from his first post.
Prayer: YHC shared 2 things I hope all of you will think about.  1. If any of you think you are not making a difference in someone’s life – if you have ever posted with me, 1st, 2nd or 3rd F, if we have posted together only 1x, or if we have been out in the cold weeks on end pushing each other – know that you are making a difference for me.  And 2. something that F3 has done for me – just like the rest of you I carry a lot of stuff around with me, some of it I share, some I don’t because I might just not be ready, but what F3 has done for me is it has made me stronger in identifying and more patiently dealing with my “stuff’ and maybe that’s because I know that at any time I need it, one of you will have my back, and that has been a difference maker.  YHC took us out in prayer with respect to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.

Hot one…

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: The usual
The Workout:  Bullseye took the Q for YHC at U-Turn over the weekend for a what would be a hot morning for sure. Routes included, per usual, 3, 5, 5+ – “The U-Turn”
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Check Slack and FB
T-Claps (Recognition): Boy George for pushing the Q Bullseye for a PR on the Strava segment to Starbucks!
Prayer:

Memorial Day Murph

What more needs to be said…. +35 men turned up for a Memorial Day Murph to honor and remember all thoose who have fallen whilst in the Armed Services…..

Prays encompassed some respectful silence….

Thank You Men, it was my true honor to lead such a special AO.

(Some left before namarama, video attached, apologies if I got some names wrong (early and all that for me))

What Kind of Bullshit Exercise is This?

In an effort to make use of the Q Sheet, YHC is signing up to randomly Q through SW.  Today was a trip back to the hallowed grounds of Cletus, now with new and improved 5:30 AM start time.

EC was supposed to be a joint adventure at Deadbolt’s suggestion, but he (a) “Forgot” and (b) Chickened out of a Cletus beatdown given the threat of pull ups.  Something something rise to the challenge something set the bar higher something something.  So, a few of us (Cowboy, Cupid, UTI, Bernie, and YHC) hit up 2 miles of the chilly May morning before a proper boot camp.

FNGs: The CMD (Coal Miner’s Daughter, from WV)
Warm Up: Run the lines on the court, SSH, Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Squat Walkers
The Workout:

Part 1, on the Courts:

5x Devil Burpees (Slap the floor; miss the jump shot; flop on defense; flip to pushup before overhead clap….1 rep)

Start with 1 legged Wheelbarrows (these are stupid hard, btw), go forward, sideways, then backwards.

Repeat with 1 legged Bear Crawl

Part 2, on the Playground:

Groups of 4 rotating exercise:

  • 5x Pullups
  • 5x Devil Burpees
  • 1 Legged Crawl Bear width of grounds
  • 10x WWII

Repeat 4x.  At some point Puddles provided the quote of the day (and title of this backblast)

Finish with extra round of pull ups before

Round 3, on the Hill:

Sprints while we waited for the 6.

This one is a bit of a blur.  We started with merkin bear crawls up the hill.  Every time your right foot came off the ground, a merkin was required.

Run back down, recover on the WWII.

Run backwards up the hill, Derkins off the fence.  Down the hill, recover on the WWII.  I think we did this 3-4 times.  Ending with some more Devil Burpees before one last trip backwards up the hill. There were hints of a Merlot on the last trip…

Mary: A few mary exercises.  Ended with Russian Ukrainian American Freedom Twists.
Announcements: Service opportunity at Food Cupboard tomorrow.
T-Claps (Recognition): Great to meet Plex for the first time this AM.  He just started F3, but was killing it.  I do not look forward to his first Q.
Prayer: So many ailing parents.  We’re getting older guys, cherish the time you have with your parents now, you don’t know how long it’s going to last.

R4TJ – gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble…. GOBBLE

FNGs: Welcome Face Plant!  He is one of the 12 Oaks gang and a semi-recent resident to Holly Springs and NC at large.  He and his family spend their downtime skiing in either the waters of Florida or on the slopes in the mountains.  The PAX struggled in the naming process this morning, as typical the turkey left them pretty lethargic (all that tryptophan?) so we zeroed in on his favorite activities and envisioned a face plant and so he was named.

Warm Up: At about 10 minutes to start time, Cowboy, Maybelline and YHC stood alone at R4TJ as we watched Lipstick quickly exit his truck for the john.  Shortly after, Lipsick exited and began running laps around the parking lot… strange but not unusual.  We shrugged and considered the allure of the LED beatdown at Possum Trot, “this is probably it..??” we thought.  Within a few minutes or so, Nemo and Yogurt arrived on the scene.  Good!  More running buddies 🙂  Bad!  Yogurt hill repeats 🙁  JK Yogurt JK.  Within a minute of start an SUV came barreling in.  To our surprise…  A 12 Oaks clown car complete with an FNG.  As Kitty would say… Let’s GO!

So… stretching is apparently bad or has no advantages…  So… we like… jogged together around the parking lot and stuff…  PAX were encouraged to butt kick, high knee, or really do anything that made them feel like they were ready to run.

The Workout:  The Turkey!!!  A 5+ mile route that makes the rough shape of a turkey on the Strava map.  She’s a big ole bird and she gets a little angry when you approach from the back side (Crossway).  No surprise, the 12 F3 PAX had little trouble running this turkey down.

Mary:  Thy name is Yogurt – Yogurt’s Ting Hill Repeats – Guaranteed to make you faster, stronger, and a better human being!  Cowboy, Nemo, Yogurt, Boy George, Lipstick and YHC were present.(note the 12 Oaks Clown Car didn’t stick around… I kid, I kid)

Announcements:  Tryptophan really did a number on these guys today…  Silence

T-Claps (Recognition): ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Prayer:  Yep, tryptophan again…  YHC took us out.

This ones for Shredder

EC: UTI, Lipstick & Cupid

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up: Lap around school and circle up on far side entrance. SSH x50, Daisy Pickers x10, FAC x10, Reverse x11, Over head clap x12, Drop to plank Merkins x13, Mountain Climbers x14, Shoulder Taps x15
The Workout: YHC talked UTI into a Co-Q at Sheepdog for Q Sheet Awareness.  UTI started off the main event with partner chase BLIMP.  Paired up and used the front lot as our circuit. Partner 1 started with 5 Burpees while Partner 2 started running the parking lot. Once partner 1 caught partner 2, partner 2 dropped and did 5 Burpees. We continued this partner chase with 10 Lunge Walks, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank hold, 30 Side Straddle Hops.  PAX covered about 1.5 miles during the chase.  UTI handed the reigns back to YHC and we mosey to the back of the school.  At the back of the school we met some knee walls and did another circuit. This circuit consisted of Irkins, Merkins and Derkins Jack Webs. We started with 1 I,M,D and 4 Air presses. We then did a fast pace mosey around the track and back to the wall for 2 I,M,D and 8 Air Presses.  We were only able to get to 4 times around before we headed back for Mary. (Thanks UTI for taking all my time!)
Mary: In place of Mary, we did Combat.  Dovetail led us in an educational session on how to street fight.  He explained why you shouldn’t throw a punch in a street fight, and showed us the proper techniques.  As Dovetail said, we did martial, the arts comes over time.
Announcements: Mother’s Day- Don’t forget the Mom’s in your life!
T-Claps (Recognition): Cupid great job on the EC, not just today but picking up the frequency all week!
Prayer: Work related peace, 16-Bit’s Step Father in law Dad to his brother of another mother from west virginia (or something like that) All seriousness, he needs our lifting up as he has been thru some rough times and has a long road ahead of him.

We miss you out in the gloom Shredder but hear you are doing well and even went to a martial arts class on your crutches this week.  Looking forward to seeing you in the gloom again!

Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

8 PAX showed up for a primal beatdown at Tiger Blood, 7 survived. YHC arrived at 0455 for a quick jog around the school to scout out the site. At 0505, 4 PAX set off on an EC run down to Crossway. This isn’t the normal route, but wanted to work some hills into this morning. Aquaman volunteered to show us the standard route, but I must have not heard him… Either way, we had our hills and were back in plenty of time to see the rest of the PAX, including 1 “visitor” from Carpex, Peeping Tom. There was some mumblechatter about mumblechatter and at 0530, we were off! At CoT, PAX were inspired by a passing Bunny and decided we don’t have enough “humpers” already, so Bunny Humpers should make an appearance in SW soon…

EC: Aquaman, Maybelline, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Mosey back to parking lot for:
SSH x25 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward/x10 backward IC
Arm stretches
Moroccan night clubs x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to soccer fields.

PAX lined up on the end of the soccer field. We did the following:
3 exercises
sprinted to mid-field
repeated exercises
sprint to end of field
repeat exercises
**Counts ranged from 15-25 for each exercise as needed.

Round 1 exercises: Mountain climbers, Catalina wine mixers, and merkins
After round 1, we had our 1st casualty. Aquaman, exhausted from being Thunderstruck last night, didn’t want to over do it and headed home. YHC confirmed he made it home without issue. Rest up Aquaman!
Round 2 exercises: Monkey humpers, shoulder taps, squats.
For round 3 we did an animal walk across the field with YHC calling different modes of transportation. It went something like this:
Bear crawl (Moby is an extremely fast bear)
Crab walk
Duck walk
Crawl bear
Flamingo (lunge walk)
Cheetah (sprint)

PAX then mosey’d over to the lot beside playground and grabbed some wall for:
BTTW x15 IC
Pistol squats x10 per leg
Australian mountain climbers x20 IC (unfortunately no blood was spilled)

Next up, parking lot suicides with PAX calling exercises at start
Sprint to 1st island and back to start for exercise
Sprint to 1st island + back to 2nd island + back to start for exercise …
Repeat to 4th island

Suicide exercises:
Plank jacks x15 IC
Pickle pounders x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Crab humbers x10 IC
PAX loved crab humper so much that we did another set before going to find Mary.

Mosey back to start for Mary.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC – YHC planned to work each leg individually until CAR was called. PAX scattered out of the way as Mary came in hot pursuit of her parking spot.
After this brief interruption, we finished up with:
High slow flutter x20 IC – last exercise
Box cutters x15 IC – really, the last exercise
Have a nice day

Announcements:
Carpex CSAUP 6/8 – Crazy Train – 14 mile run – 8am start
Carpex T-shirt order

T-Claps (Recognition):
Third cousin – Strong start to F3! Keep up the good work.
EC crew – Strong pace on the Crossway hills.

Prayer:
Warbucks dad’s back, Lauren, Peeping Tom’s cousin, Moby’s dad, Aquaman

Just Roll With It

EC: Full House, Sham Wow, UTI, Pikachu, Lipstick, Skidmark
Warm Up:Mosey up the ramp with BK, HK, Grapevines, backwards to top. Circle up for SSH x50, FAC x12, reverse x13, overhead claps x14, straight to plank merkins x15, mountain climbers x16, shoulder taps x17.  Count off and get into groups of 4,5,5
The Workout: 4 Corners Team Competition: First Lap around Ting we did together top right corner Star Jumps x15, lower right corner derkin hold until partner from top corner comes down, bottom of ting ramp J-Lo Burpees x7, top of ramp BTW until bottom of ramp parter comes up from burpees.  The beginning was a little rocky and was hard to get an accurate starting time once all pax were in their corners to start.  But the creativity was there and we rolled with it! PAX completed 2 circuits and we met back at the top for a backwards crab walk half way down ting ramp and then sprint back to bball courts bc we were out of time.  PAX was told the losing team would be penalized, but it was all a lie to get them amped up working hard on this beautiful Monday morning. (I also ran out of time 🙂 )
Mary: No time for Monday Mary, she had enough over the weekend.
Announcements: Memorial Day Convergence check FB/Slack for details– Q Sheet Awareness continues Lipstick has your Q at Sheepdog on Friday
T-Claps (Recognition): Another morning of 21 Burpees for our friend Riley
Prayer: Injured PAX, Impacted community at UNCC shooting

Uno, Racing and Burpees @ Southwake Dad’s Workout

FNGs:

Rapunzel, Rubble, Castle, Cat Girl, Clean Sweep

Warm Up:

The warm up was led by Sir Dawgpound and started just as the sun cleared the clouds.  Exercises consisted of:

  • SSH In Cadence x 20
  • Daisy Pickers x 20
  • Fozzio Arm Circles Forwards and Backwards x 15 each
  • Some Light Stretching with Left leg over Right and Right Leg Over left.

The Workout:

The workout had 2 parts.  The first was led by YHC (Cowboy) and consisted of a modified version of Uno.  The PAX were divided into 4 teams and each team was dealt 7 cards.  The teams were to move through each card and do the following:

  • For a Skip Card the PAX would Skip their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Reverse Card the PAX would run backwards their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Draw 2 they would run to the center of the court and pick 2 more cards
  • For a Wild Card they could pick their Color and do 10 reps of the selected Color’s exercise
  • For a number card they would look up the exercise associated with that color and do that number of reps
    • Red = Merkins
    • Green = Star Jumps
    • Blue = Squats
    • Yellow = LBCs (IC)

This was a bit disorganized but seemed to be fun for the kids and their dads.  We did this for 3 rounds.

The 2nd part of the Workout was led by Slide Rule and consisted of 2 activities.  For the first activity all the dads formed a line and planked while the kids jumped over the legs of their dads.  We then repeated but the Dads were in Downward Dog and the Kids Bear Crawled under through the smelly tunnel of Dads.  We then repeated the first part with planks and kids jumping the dads legs but added that once the kids were done the dads would follow the kids jumping the legs of their fellow dads and the kids after they had planked at the end of the line.

The second activity was a series of races in honor of Kentucky Derby Day.  The kids sprinted, bunny hopped, etc for each of their races.  The dads Bear Crawled and Wheel Barrowed their races.  Finally the kids rode their dads like horses and we raced around the tennis court.

Mary:

For Mary the PAX honored Riley Howell – the hero of the UNCC shooting with 21 Burpees together because in F3 we don’t do things OYO we are always together.  Slide Rule also shared some very inspiring words about doing the right thing even when your scared and to remember we all have each other to draw on in those times.

Announcements:

We need volunteers for the next Dads workout in June.  Note it is the same weekend as Run the Quay and a Triathlon that several PAX are running.

T-Claps (Recognition):

YHC personally feels that Skidmark and Pikachu deserve some T-Claps for tripling down today including lots of EC.  Great work men!

Finally Dawgpound came today with water, juice and snacks for the kids today and given the heat they were very needed and very appreciated.

Prayer:

Remember that we all have each other and that we can draw on each other to do the right thing, even when its difficult and scary.  Prayers for the family of Riley Howell and Prayers for all those unspoken prayer requests.