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Full Body Beatdown

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As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon ½ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken

Ice cream was a bad idea…

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Standard warm up loop around town hall, the church and back.
SSH x 20 (ShamWow and Aquaman stopped by for a couple), Windmills x 10, Imperial Walkers / Hill Billies x 10 each, Daisy Pickers x 10
The Workout: Everyone grabbed a rock and met at the amphitheater for the start of a two-sided (of the library) workout.
Side 1:

  • single leg row x 10 each side
  • ground pounders x 10
  • burpee, with rock, with a curl at the end x 10

jog around to…
Side 2:

  • yoga squat (squat, then pivot at knees and back to squat, then stand up) x 10
  • lunge to other side of the parking lot
  • side lunges x 10

We did this for three rounds. On the last leg, YHC found himself… moved to take care of some business while everyone completed their lunges. Returned rocks and mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Plank for 10 count, raise arm for 10 count, repeat for other side. Pickle pounders x 15, Homer to Marge x 15, LBCs x 15, WWIIs x 15, American Hammers x 15
Announcements: F3 South Wake picnic Oct 12th at Harris Lake. Details and signup sheet on Slack.
Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife for continued healing. Gilligan for healing after surgery. Those traveling this month. Remembering those that have put their life on the line protecting everyone, some of whom have lost their lives in past months of September (thank you Chips). Praises for health and fitness by way of F3.

3 Years & 1 Onesie

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Solid crowd for YHC’s 3 year anniversary – clearly my warnings of no funny business did nothing to deter anyone from showing up.
After some speedy EC with Yogurt YHC donned the infamouse Pikachu onesie to make things really interesting. 0530 was here with no FNGs and we were off (our FNG showed up ~5 minutes into the workout).

EC: Pikachu, Yogurt, Skidmark, Dahmer, Aquaman, Redenbacher

FNGs: Sea Breeze

Warm Up:

Mosey to small tennis court and circle up

3x Burpees OYO
5x Burpees OYO since M4Life’s car clock needs to be fixed
SSH x 53 IC
Breakdancer x10 IC
Good Morning x10 IC
The Workout:

Stay on the tennis courts, partnering up (size matters, speed kinda matters)
Start at fence along long side of court, partner 1 does 10 partner carry fence squats, then wheel barrels the short way across the courts
Partner 2 repeats on the other side
Repeat counting down to 1 dropping by 3 each time. Can’t just do 1 so do 10 on the set of 1.

Mosey across street down hill to the well lit big hill in back
Partner 1 bear crawls to the top, does 10 derkins, crawl bears back down
Partner 2 does crab cakes until they’re back and then switch
Repeat with derkins going down 3 each time (7, 4, 10)

Mosey back across road all the way to pull up bars
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups
Partner 2 holds squat hold or helps partner if need be
Repeat with pull ups going down by 3 to 1….10 if pax can handle all that

Mosey back to tennis courts (big one this time) and line up along side line near fence.
Burpee broad jump across both courts to the other fence. Circle up for mary.
Mary:

LBC x20 IC
Plank hold for 3 minutes of fun:
1 minute of left hand up, left leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of right hand up, right leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of chill cut, pickle pounders, big boy pickle pounders
Announcements:

Great overview of Travis Manion Foundation by Breach and Lt. Dan.

New coffee spot for Fridays – Harvest Moon near Bass Lake Draft House/Lowe’s Food

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab Legs for an inspirational summer
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Noah’s Ark & Michelle

Those impacted by 9/11

 

 

Always an honor and a priviledge men – thanks for making the last 3 years great. Can’t wait to see what the next 3 hold in store!

10 PAX Took a Tour of Falcon Park

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FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Circle up and greeted all of the brothers attending the Nest.  Welcome back Cotter, Chicken Hawk and welcome to The Natural, who said he had never been to this AO and wanted to check things out at Falcon Park in FV.  Circled up with 25 SSH, 10 daisy pickers, 10 windmills, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F&B), 10 IW, 10 HB,  all in cadence and ended with some Michael Phelps.  Five burpees because of a tardy PAX.

The Workout:  Having moved ~12 yards of mulch (out of 20 total) over the past few days, this Q was not moving well this am but had to muster some energy and bring a workout worthy of the Qs who run The Nest.  Remembering The Natural had not been here before, Q decided to take a tour of Falcon Park. We moseyed to the swing sets where PAX did two sets of 10 pull ups, 10 plank jacks and 10 star jumps; held plank to all PAX finished.  Mosey to a short wall and executed two sets of 10 derkins , dips and irkins.  Mosey to the enclosure with picnic tables and did two laps of up and overs said picnic tables.  Hold Al Gore until all PAX completed.  Mosey to the brick wall by baseball field.  On the way, we executed Frankensteins and lunges.  At the wall, Q called 10 count Australian Mt. Climbers, 10 count people’s chair, 10 count BTTW, 10 count people’s chair, 10 count Shoulder taps and 10 count people’s chair.   Mosey to the inclined driveway with some butt kickers thrown in.  Lined up on the incline drive and bear crawled ~ 20 yards to the stop sign.  Lined up next to the stop sign, began jogging up hill and added Right and Left karaoke until reaching the parking spots.  Lined up in front of parking spots and executed “build a bears” with one merkin at curb (each side) initially and then two merkins at the curb (each side) on the way back.  Executed 25 more SSHs making sure the heart rate was up.  Partner up for 10 broke back merkins and 10 paddy cake merkins.   Got on our six for 25 WW IIs and 20 LBCs.  Somewhere around here, Overachiever walked away to his car.  Sent Cupid to check on him.  (Thanks BS for alerting Q that we had lost one.)  It was muggy with high humidity although temps were in the high 60s.  PAX were soaked with sweat equity and we continued with some static stretching on our six while waiting to hear back on the status of Overachiever.  Q had PAX get up and mosey to the parking lot.  It was getting close to COT.  Q wanted to personally check on PAX who was down.  Directed PAX to get water and the circle up for COT.  BS was befuddled having never heard a call for water during a morning Q.  I needed one and thought it was best for all.

Mary: More importantly, Overachiever was better after a brief respite and some WATER, on to COT.  Had the PAX do some plyometric exercises pushing hands together for a 10 count and then pulling hands (fingers grasped) apart for a 10 count.  Rinse/repeat.   Something new.  Instructed PAX to call out one 10 count core exercise.  We executed Cockroaches, pickle pounders,  merkins, boat canoes, side heel taps, box cutters, H2M, to name a few.  Q took us out with various yoga poses and positions including downward dog, runner’s stretch and pigeon.

Announcements:  9/11 convergence, hurricane preparedness

T-Claps (Recognition):  h1N1, Fromunga (any PAX who did EC today)

Prayer:  PAX brother hiking Kilimanjaro (prayers for his safety), hurricane victims (life/property), Crablegs, Noah’s Ark M., and Unspoken.  Thank you Fromunga for taking us out.

 

An honor and a privilege getting in front of you men leading this workout.  -Dauber

40’s?

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YHCs first Q at Cletus. Excellent work from 14 PAX for a promised, leg heavy workout.

FNGs: None

EC: Yogurt, Fonzie, LED

Warm Up: Lap around soccer fields, 5 Burpees OYO, SSH x 20 (in cadence), 20 Plank Jacks OYO, Hamstring stretch 10 count x 2, 10 merkins, 20 fazio arm circles forward > backward > forward > backward, 8 burpees OYO

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater for the workout. Started with 40s. Same concept as 7s and 11s except you count up or down by 5s. Exercises were step-ups and squats. Started with 5 step ups (each leg) at amphitheater, ran to top of hill for 35 squats, continued until 40s were complete.

Then we split into two groups and rotated between peoples chair (10 count by each group member) and AMRAP of dips, irkins, and derkins.

Mary: Mosey back to tennis courts for mary.

5 burpees OYO

LBCs x 20 in cadence

Dying cockroaches x 20 in cadence

10 burpees OYO

Announcements: Convergence on labor day at Sugg Farm. Two workouts, ultimate Frisbee or bootcamp.
T-Claps (Recognition): LED for taking home breathtaker for the week!
Prayer:Abe’s wife’s friend diagnosed with cancer, injured PAX, unspoken

Stack em up and Break em down

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Warm Up:SSH x 20, Fazio arm circles x 20, Vegetation Pullers x 20, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies x20 each
The Workout:Indian run the long section around soccer fields and sprint the short ends. First corner, stop and do 20 Merkins and 20 Pickle Pounders. We added one 50 rep exercise every corner.

2nd corner= 50 LBC’s

3rd= 50 squats

4th= 50 SSH

5th= 50 count chill cut plank

We then took away one exercise at each corner starting with the 20 merkins until we finished with a jail break to meet Mary.

Mary: She was too fast and never caught her.
Announcements:911 stair climb
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out

BB a day late but a year better

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FNGs: none

Warm Up: the usual suspects – SSH, IW/HB, leg and arm stretches, good mornings

The Workout: Dora’s ugly step-sister Mora(?)

Pax broke into groups of 3.

Partner 1 starred at bottom of the hill completing in no specific order (at least) 100 reps of each with a rock – curls for the girls, shoulder/chest press, tricep extensions.

While partner one was repping, partner 2 ran up the hill, stopping mid way to enjoy 5 burpees before making it to partner 3. Partner 3, who was at the top, was working through (in no specific order) (at least) 100 reps of each – merkins, squats, and WWII’s.

Relay race style, once partner 2 reached partner 3, partner 3 ran down (stopping mid way for that lovely burpee break) to partner 1 and the bob and weave continued until the one-year-old-F3 :Q wrapped up this warm up (27 min deep) and sent the PAX moseying to the tennis courts

After a brief plank hold for the six and some mumble chatter about Mary…. we lined up on the baseline for more fun

1st set – bear crawl 1/2, jog 1/2  across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a 1/2 bear crawl 1/2 jog back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

2nd set – bear crawl full distance across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a full bear crawl back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

3rd set – bear crawl 1/2 jog 1/2 across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a full bear crawl back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

Mary: 18 reps each of American hammers, heel taps, side crunches, with a HAND finisher

Announcements: Check slack and Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): all you legends for filling my stoke tank up this last year!

Prayer: Fed Ex for guidance with son, Banana Seat family and friends of friend who passed, Noah’s Arc and wife, Crab Legs

False Advertising for Cobra

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Warm Up:

  • Quick Lap around the parking lot but not too long as the Q wanted to be sure he could cadence count
  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Fazio Arm Circles x 20 I.C.
  • Prisoner Squats x 20
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 I.C.
  • Left foot over right stretches – reverse
  • Right arm across body stretches – reverse
  • Michael Phelps

Workout:

  • Pax Count was 14 – choose an accountability partner to hold you accountable on form, reps and everything else
  • Thing 1:  Deconstructed Burpee Ladder (reps were 16, 12, 8)
    • Squats
    • Leg Thrusts
    • Merkins
    • Reverse Leg Thrust
    • Squat Jumps
  • Indian Run to Bottom of Hill by Planet Fitness
  • Thing 2:   Play with cards you are dealt
    • Hearts – Side Straddle Hop (in Cadence)
    • Spades – Burpees
    • Diamond – Diamond Merkins
    • Clubs – Jump Squats
    • Face Card – Sprint to the top of the hill

Mosey back to flag for Mary / Cot

Mary:

  • Not much time but pax led Homer to Marge x 20 I.C. while YHC got his phone
  • Time’s up – 6:15 on the dot

Announcements:

  • Check slack and facebook but
  • 9/11 stair climb coming up at Carter Finley
  • Middle Creek Elementary Beautification service project Saturday morning – 187 has your Q
  • Southwake Picnic in October – more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Welcome back for a short visit to our brother Roger Roger – we miss you in the Gloom every day
  • 187 for absolutely killing it
  • Extra Credit Crew was
    • 187
    • Axe
    • Dawgpound
    • Buford
    • Roger Roger
    • Warbucks
    • Deadbolt

Prayer:

  • Prayers for Noahs Arc M (Michelle) as she is getting treatment at the Mayo Clinic
  • The Rangers returning home (Per Darby)
  • Crablegs
  • The Carpex Pax member that lost his Mother
  • The Fishermen from Jacksonville and Fairfax Fire departments lost at sea
  • YHC took us out

What an honor to lead – thank you all

What’s the count?

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EC: Cowboy, Cupid, Katniss, GoGurt, Yogurt

FNGs: Chico (from Williamsport PA, home of Little League), brought in by Schlitz, and Falwell (Liberty University graduate), brought in by Banana Seat
Warm Up: SSH x35, arm circles 15xF/15xB, seal claps 15x, overhead claps 15x, tricep stretches, Michael Phelps, pickle pounders 15x
The Workout: I focused on some of the more difficult exercises I’ve done at Cletus. We started by moseying to the double tennis courts, then partnering up for wheelbarrows. Planned to paint the service lines, but when we got there, I realized that would be too short for this PAX. Modified and went all the way to net instead. We had PAX of 18, so if we had pairs at each corner of the two courts, that would cover 16 PAX. So, the extra pair worked in the middle. I paired with FNG Falwell and he really took off on this one! He was moving strong and fast was the wheel. Everyone rinsed and repeated until each PAX had completed four turns as the wheel. I could hear the PAX grunting with effort throughout, including YHC.

Mosey to The Pit. Time for some 11s! This is definitely not an original exercise, but I wanted to get in some running. Here, we ran from sideline to sideline, maybe 80 yards or so. Mountain climbers on near end and star jumps on the far end. Always concerned about losing count, especially on 11s, I did great until we reached 9 on the near side, when I asked Snap, “Where are we? Two?” Duh.

What’s Cletus without a little hill work? Thanks Slide Rule. This time I decided to keep the count simple. Seven Derkins at the top, seven WWIIs at the bottom. Even I could keep up with the count on this one. “If you can’t Q it, don’t do it.” I guess this applies to counting as well. Was planning to start with WWIIs, but Banana Seat had different ideas. I must have reached the limit of 30 seconds of explaining the exercise when he took off up the hill. This man likes to keep moving!

Earlier in the week, I had promised a return to classic Cletus exercises, so time for BTW! PAX found a spot on the brick wall outside the east end of the Hunt Center. Easy count of 10, followed by 10 squats with good form. Form should mimic how you would squat with a barbell on your shoulders–chin up, chest out, butt out. Breach suggested that a good way to do that is by doing prisoner squats, so we did.

Time to mosey to far parking lot, COT, name FNGs, and join Crazy Ivan for their COT and bidding on Breathtaker–new charity for month of August.

Mary: Cupid led some planks with arm raises on each side while I got my phone.

Announcements: FB, Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Slide Rule for leading July’s Breathtaker fund-raising for Meg’s Smile. About $6,700, which enough for about two “smiles.”
Prayer: Help doctor’s diagnose Noah’s Ark’s wife’s illness. Keep him strong while supporting.

 

Dawgpound brings music to PT

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Dumbo, Pablo, Orphan, Garfield, LED, Lucky, Full House, Cowboy, Borland, Banana Seat

FNGs: Pinto
Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hop
Good Morning
Bat Wing
  Fazio Forward
  Fazio Backward
  Seal Claps
  Overhead Claps
  Ralphe Pulses
Pickers
Imperial Walker
Hillbillies
The Workout:
The Man from the Killers — Jumping Jacks and Burpees
Stack Em Up Suicide Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear.  Bear Crawl to cone.  Crawl Bear to start line.  Up the hill by baseball field
Round 1:
  10 Merkins — Good Form
Round 2:
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg  — /Only do this at cone/
  10 Merkins
Round 3:
  30 Plank Jack — /Only do this at cone/
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Round 4:
  40 Shoulder taps (20 Each Shoulder — /Only do this at cone/
  30 Plank Jack
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Round 5:
  10 Absolutions — /Only do this at cone/
  40 Shoulder taps (20 Each Shoulder
  30 Plank Jack
  Reverse Lunge to Forward Lunge 10 each leg
  10 Merkins
Saw Lightning — Plank jack with Catalina Wine Mixer on Saw Lightning
Mary:

LBC
Low Slow Flutter
Homer to Marge
Have a Nice Day

Announcements: Nada
T-Claps (Recognition): Full House with BT
Prayer:
Double D
Injured Pax