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The fartsack was strong this morning. Only 13 men emerged from the fartsack for a New Mexico style beatdown. Never miss a Friday.

EC: Deadbolt – respect. Only man out there killing two miles through Holly Springs. Light vest flashing. Let him be an inspiration to us all.

Fartsacks: Crosby (almost), Slide Rule – one can only assume a birthday hangover

Warm Up: It started out with a brief mosey when 12 pax were joined by Crosby. 5 burpees in Crosby’s honor. Then 5 more burpees in Slide Rule’s honor. Continue mosey to the lawn in front of the amphitheater. 20 CC SSH, 15 CC IW, 15 CC Hillbillies, 10 CC Good mornings.

The Workout: Skidmark: Into the amphitheater for 3 sets of alternating 20 cc Balls to the Wall and Step-ups. Mosey to the play set next to Crazy Ivan when they were jamming to the classic duet of Biggie and Siri. I used to read word up magazine. Two pax at a time would do pull-ups no more than 10 while remaining pax completed merkins. 10 count rest. Two pax at a time completed no more than 10 pull-ups while remaining pax did LBC.

187: mosey past the rock pile to the parking lot. Partner up. 1 partner mountain climbers other partner run to end of playground and back. Next set with squats and third set with star jumps. Rinse and repeat the three sets.

Merkin shuffle. 4 count slide and 4 count patty cake merkin with you partner. Mosey to tennis court.

Mary: Run in place and burpees when 187 said down. Around the circle pax called out 10 count exercises which included pickle pounders, merkins, box cutters, freddy mercury, and american hammers.

Announcements: Torch run tomorrow. Warm up at 7:40. Location TBD. Deadbolt taking supplies to friends in Wallace (see FB post)

Prayer: Clay – Roger Roger’s neighbor. people out east in NC and SC. Bubblewrap’s wife, Crablegs, Spending quality time with family. Deadbolt took us out.

 

Found him:
https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1536681639000100

 

Side Straddle Hops

Nemo was back on the Q and looking to get the heart rate up during this traditional boot camp style beat down.

EC was strong for Deadbolt, Nemo, 187, Axe, Peeping Tom, UTI and Lipstick

Warm Up: Jog around soccer fields and circled up for Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse, Goofballs, Arm Stretch
The Workout: On the jog to the lower lot where we set up on the benches for 3 sets (1st 2 sets all ICx15, last set ICx20) of Tempo Dips – SSH – Shoulder Taps – LBCs – Nipplers.  Recovered on the jog around the lot between sets.  On the jog back down the road towards Optimist Farm we stopped at bottom of greenway.  Split in 2 groups.  Group 1 was on the run up the hill to touch fence at back corner of soccer fields and return.  Group 2 was SSH the whole time.  Each group made the run 2x.  On the jog back to the start.
Mary: Strong round of plank-o-rama
Announcements: Countoff was 12, Name-o-rama, discussed new AO set to start next Tue at Harris Teeter parking lot – great leadership Peeping Tom.  Deadbolt assisting family friends in Wallace who are dealing with very bad flood damage and he is rallying to make a trip there to deliver gas/money/supplies and a helping hand.
Prayer: For all dealing with Florence, Clay and Crablegs

Breach still looking for a couple more to add to his Tuna Run Team

Good luck to those running the Police 10k Sat

Keep an eye on facebook for many opportunities we as F3 can do to support Florence recovery

Post-AO chatter included recognition of the effort by Roger Roger stepping up and volunteering his time and skills as a pilot to help deliver supplies down east

In the Wake of Flo Jo

Pax of 24 posted in the Wake of Hurricane Florence (Flo Jo)

Wake of Flo Jo

Lipstick and Yogurt Q’d the main event, filling for regular Q’s Emeril and Chips.

EC: Lipstick, Deadbolt, 187, Roger Roger, Chips, Warbucks, Skidmark, Crosby, and Pablo.

Warm Up: Lipstick led warmups with good mornings x15, side straddle hops x25, dips x15, and mountain climbers—with runs in between.

The Workout: With the Pax warmed up for “running,” Lipstick introduced “Bear Crawl suicides” at the ramp. After partnering up, first partner sprinted in a bear crawl to the third light pole and ran on hind legs back down, while second partner did Merkins. Then the pair switched. Lipstick had the Pax rinse and repeat for at least another two sets of light poles, mixing in squats instead of Merkins at the bottom. Lipstick ended the first half of the workout with a Pax sprint to the top of the ramp.

Yogurt kicked off the second half with dips on the short wall. Some of the 24 Pax kindly adjusted because space was tight. Then, quickly back down the ramp for 21 genuine sit ups, with partner holding feet. Switch. Sprint back to the top like Flo Jo. Yogurt attempted to keep the Pax in cadence with patty-cake Merkins, with limited success. Certainly each pair did at least 20! Back down the ramp. Partner carry half way up, switch. 10 count rest at top.

Mosey to the back straightaway in the park. Shoulder taps x25. Short run down the hill. Crawl bear about 50 feet. Run the long way back to COT area.

Mary: Tight Mary with 21 LBCs

Announcements: HS Police 10k Run on Saturday 9/22. CarPex CSAUP 10/20

Prayers: Brickhouse seeking job, everyone affected by Hurricane Florence, especially Dead Bolt’s family friends who are facing rising waters today. Special thanks to Chips for “volunteering” to lead the COT prayer. Always does good work there.

9-11 Stair Climb

Warm Up:

There was none.  I guess the first flight of Stairs

The Workout:

Stairs, Stairs and more Stairs

Mary:

Some abs where done after some Stairs

Announcements:
Prayer:

Cletus – Noah’s Ark 1 year anniversary & birthday Q

Warm Up: Jog to soccer field parking lot alternating forward and reverse. Quick feet on curb for half the parking lot and return on other side with walking sideways planks. Performed arm and leg stretches to a 10 count. Then, in cadence (22) SSH, (11) IW, (11) HB, (11) CP, and finish with (11) merkins on Q’s up & down.
The Workout: Indian run with last man doing 2 merkins and then running to front with the pill(football). Pax passed back to last runner and repeat. Penalty for dropping the pill all Pax do 5 burpees. Group was lacking running backs since there were quite a few penalties (Pikachu, Gump). Continued to south side of BB field and dropped for 11 LBC’s. Then, continued to valleyball court. Partner WB thru sand and do 11 burpees. Partner switch and return to other side for 11 SJ. Bear crawl through sand for 11 patty cake merkins. Bear crawl on the return for 11 squats with leg lifts. Mosey to rock pile and center parking lot for bear bowling(bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot. Performed 11 elevated merkins per arm. Jon Cusak with rock to other end for 11 weighted squats. Return rocks and mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: 11 FM modified alternating each leg, 11 PP, 11 LSF, 11 HTM, and finished with 11 AH. Theme throughout based off of Q’s 56th birthday which 5+6 = 11, if you didn’t catch on.
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Christmas parade signup, Kid Cracker looking for men to help move his parents this Saturday afternoon. Great job to all and welcome FNG’s Pumpkin Spice and Mortar.
Prayer: Crablegs, all those traveling to the BRR this weekend, especially our F3 brothers, and the right opportunity of employment for Brickhouse.

HOSE ON THE RIGHT, PIMPS ON THE LEFT

16 PAX @Disney.  CHiPs took the Q for Nemo so he could rest his fins for the BRR this weekend.  Most other BRR participants heeded the pre-blast warning that was issued as well and stayed in the safe warm clutches of the fartsack.

 

Warm Up:

Lap around the fields

20 SSH

10X10 Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

10X10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles

10 Slow Good Mornings

 

The Workout:

Crawl/Walk/Run: Line up on the line, bear crawl to penalty line, Lunge walk to half line, sprint to other end (down and back) REPEAT

To the abyss (w/hoses): Broken DORA with partner and 2 Hoses. Partner 1: down and back up.  Partner 2: Merkins/Squats/LBCs (2 ROUNDS)

 

Mary:

Low Slow Flutter

Freddy Mercury

Pickle Pounders

 

Announcements:

Crab Legs mentioned a race in Durham on Nov. 11, 2018 benefitting Team DREA a foundation that funds and supports ALS research and treatment.

Info: https://runrdc.com/

 

911 Stair Climb Tuesday, 11 September 5:30 a.m., Carter-Finley Stadium, Gate 4

Info: https://f3raleigh.com/9-11-stair-climb

 

Prayer Requests:

Crab Legs, we pray for strength and healing.

Clay, we pray for healing and guidance to his physicians.

BRR Crew, we pray for safe travels and strength.

Unspoken Prayers, we pray for those issues in our lives that only you know Lord.

 

CHiPs Word of the Day:

He must become greater, I must become less. –John 3:30

I Am Third: God is First, Others are Second, and I am Third.

Just Q It

Warm Up: Jog to East parking lot doing SSH x 15 and Karaoke.  In parking lot we did Moracin Night Club, Imperials and Hill Billie’s.  Run in place and “down” was a burpee x 10
The Workout: Shuffle Merkins (with partner in a plank, shuffle 5 steps over then 10 pattycake merkins, last PAX run to front of line while rest are holding plank and repeat to all PAX have ran to front).  Jog to softball parking lot with partner and rocks 1 set of power squats with partner doing lung walks there and run back, one set tricep extensions with partner doing bwd crabwalk with rock on stomach and run back and then one set of curls with partner running with rock over head there and back.  Guantanamo’s x 2 was the last exercise before Mary.
Mary: Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers and Pickle Pounders followed by PAX call of Plank-O-Rama.
Announcements: 9-11 Stair Climb, BRR next weekend Friday and Saturday, Charity Event on Sunday in Apex at a Brewery – see Crosby for name/location
Prayer: Those running BRR and/or traveling this weekend, our little buddy Clay who cant catch a break, Yogurts mom and her knee and recovery.

Who has Q?

Warm Up: SSH x 15 IC , Moracin Night Club x 15 IC, Prisoner Squats x 15, Mountain Climbers x 20 IC and Around the Clock Merkins
The Workout: Up Hunt Hill doing 7’s (Burpee and Squats).  Jog to Main Parking Lot – Partner Wheel Barrel down main parking lot.  Jog to East Parking lot – Running around the lot, Patty Cake Merkins and Broke Back Durkins.  Relay x 3 – Bear Crawl w/ Partner doing Star Jumps, Lung Walks w/ Partner doing Squats, Duck Walk w/ Partner doing Lung Jumps.
Mary: Plank-O-Rama
Announcements: 5 year South Wake Anniversary at Possum Trot Wednesday at Action Park 5:30.
Prayer: CrabLegs, DoubleD Family, those Traveling and a Praise for HasselHoff’s mom’s results.

Stairs Together

Disney offers The Abyss. Last week UTI treated us to some serious stair work and with the 9/11 event coming up fast, we took advantage of this spot again to get in some training to prep us to take on the challenge ahead.

EC credit to 187 who did a solo run to keep the Disney EC streak alive and well.  Great to see him getting back to form.

2.0 credit to Beast who showed us how it’s done on the stairs

Warm Up: Predictable but we did a lap of the soccer fields and circled up for  Good Mornings, Windmills, SSHs, MT Climbers, leg stretch then we went on the jog directly to The Abyss, with a couple fire hoses in toe compliments of Chips.
The Workout: This was all about just doing stairs. Headed down the stairs we found a few more treats waiting in the form of kettlebells and weights.  The idea was to tackle the stairs and move all the props with us, with each of the PAX taking turns going solo with hose or  weights. 35 kettle was a hold up at chest, 20 was an overhead, the 2 25s were to be each side farmer carry and the hose was just to muscle it up over shoulder.  Here was the rule – after each up we waited for the six on a plank hold at the top and once we were all up we worked a 15 count of merkins, shoulder taps, or nipplers. Ended up getting 2 rounds so 2 sets of each exercise.  If you carried it up, you carried it down.  At the bottom we waited for the six in squat hold then threw down a 15 count tempo squats (picked these up posting at Mad Scientist with Lake Norman).  We worked in two sets of weight-free up/down/up/down with no rest. 10 rounds was the objective and we hit the target.  That’s 10 times up for each of us and at least 3 times with weight.
Mary: Quick set of LBC, Freddy Mercury, Homer to Marge, Pickle #ers and wrapped with LBC
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Derek Davis Thu night run and Sat official 5k
Prayer: The Natural has lots of family travelling, Nemo’s daughter tooth surgery today, All those heading out to camp this weekend.  New Mexico took us out in BOM with a moment of silence followed by prayer.

Quiet Morning at Possum Trot

Warm Up: Started with a quick jog around the parking lot.  Circled up for 10 forward and 10 reverse Fozzio arm circles, followed by 10 cotton pickers. Then headed on the courts to finish up the warmup with an intro to the thang.

The Workout: a combination of 11s and suicides

Start against the fence for an explanation and demo.  Do 11s in a progression moving down the courts and ALWAYS pick up the 6! As soon as everyone is done with the set of 11s we immediately start the next set. This resulted in the quietest workout I think that I’ve been too.  Next to no mumble chatter was to be heard today.

Sets of 11s

1st – side straddle hops and imperial walkers both in cadence to the first line

2nd – criss cross jumps and diamond merkins to the second line

3rd – plank jacks and Bobby Hurley’s to the third line

4th squats and standard merkins to the 4th line

5th mountain climbers and American hammers to the 3rd line

Everyone hold BTTW on the fence for a 5 count down the line.

Mary: Alphabet soup in capital letters
Announcements: 5k this weekend, the Odyssey coming up in October
Prayer:  a few requests mentioned followed by COT and ball of man.