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Native American Mosey on a Monday

8 men took the DRP and showed up at Paradise City. One lonely sole didn’t think it would be enough so they did EC. Everyone got at least 3 miles for a high tempo start to the week. Aye!

Indian Run

FNGs: Not today!

EC: Pablo

Warm Up: Mosey to top of the ramp for SSH, Good mornings and Windmill. Mosey to back corner for Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Daisy pickers. Mosey to the rail for back stroke and irkins.

The Workout: Split into two 4 man Indian run groups. Make laps around the complex stopping for 5 hand release merkins at the top of the ramp, 10 big boy sit ups at the back corner and 15 jump squats at the rail. Each group of 4 was supposed to skip a lap around the complex and do a Dora (100 merkins, 200 LBC and 300 squat). One group might have done it twice (could be bad instructions or bad listening…)

Mary: Good mornings ICx10, Homer to Marge ICx20, Low Slow Flutter ICx20

Announcements: Greenhouse 2/1, Move Snap this Thursday at 6pm, Long Ass ATT run coming up soon.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Those looking for work (Lee), thanksgiving for our ability to get out with a group of men and get stronger.

It is always a honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

Building a Flow with your Host Dawgpound

It was a warm Friday morning. The parking deck kept us even warmer.  The audio visual team was up and running and streaming Sarah Beth Yoga for the Pax to get a bit of stretching.  Trying to win the day by putting the work back into our bodies.  Dumbo convinced Pablo to run hills though.  That man really loves those hills by the library.

Dumbo even brought his brother out.  Even though he is 9 years younger he refers to Dumbo as his ‘Smaller brother’.  We already had the name lined up.  First job was at a country club.  That went to caddy shack.  That went to Noonan.  Danny Noonan is the kid caddie from the moving that is trying his hardest to get the caddy scholarship.  I wanted ‘Na Na Na’, but everyone seemed onboard with Noonan.  Just don’t let Emeril ruin it for us.  That guy.

It was a special morning.  Besides building our flow we ran the stairs at the parking deck for the first time.  Pax that couldn’t (Pikachu) stayed down and did more abs.

Yoga EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Emeril, Deadbolt, Flanigan, Coal Ash, Skidmark, Redenbacher, Noonan
Running EC: Cowboy, Dumobo, Pablo
FNGs: Noonan
Warm Up:

Quick lap around the parking deck. Then we got in a U. I said circle but the space wasn’t large enough to accommodate so we had rows in a U fashion.

Started just bouncing and loosening up the legs and shoulders
Backstroke
Hinge stretch — Big toe of back foot is inline with heel of front foot. Bend at the waist. Repeat on the other side.
Leg Swings
Leg Circles Front and Back

The Workout:

We built up to a full out flow. We started small. After each progression of the flow half the pax ran the stairs the other half did some ab work.

5 Reps: — Did the right side then left. That was one Rep
Push Up one arm on bell
Row

Stairs/Exaggerated toe touches (Hand touches opposite toe while swinging the leg up)

5 Reps: — Did the right side then left. That was one Rep
Push Up one arm on bell
Row
Clean

Stairs/Midget Coookie Pouches

5 Reps: — Did the right side then left. That was one Rep
Push Up one arm on bell
Row
Clean
Squat

Stairs/Kettlebell Pull Through (In a plank position move the bell from one side to the other)

5 Reps: — Did the right side then left. That was one Rep
Push Up one arm on bell
Row
Clean
Squat
Snatch

Stairs/Midget Stand Ups

5 Reps: — This one we did the right side then after the switch during the swing we did reverse and finished with the pushup

Push Up one arm on bell
Row
Clean
Squat
Snatch
One arm Swing
One arm swing and switch hands

Stairs/Exaggerated toe touches (Hand touches opposite toe while swinging the leg up)

Mary:

2 Rounds
Midget Love Handles
Supermans — These will know be known as Flying Pikachu’s

We finished with some stretching. Gotta run some miles tomorrow.

Started with frog stretch. (In table top pulse moving our hips back to our feet.)
Leg through stretch. Like pigeon, but instead of the leg being under your body it is sticking out to the side. Bring forearms to the ground. Reach up to the sky
Runners Pose rotate to the leg that is bent for added benefits
Pigeon Pose. Rotate hip of leg bent for added benefit
Thread the needle (Start in table top put right arm under left arm. Your head should be resting on your shoulder. Bring the arm back up.)

Announcements:

Long Ass ATT Run. Blue Hen is running the whole thing this year

T-Claps (Recognition):

All pax who put up with my Kettlebell workouts. I love them and I hope everyone else enjoys kettlebells.
Prayer:

Wallaby
Pikachu
Pikachu’s wife (Cause we will be having a moody Pikachu as he goes through withdraw from running)

We Could Run a Little, We Could Run a Lot

YHC struggled with what to plan for this workout. I wasn’t really sure what to expect in terms of runners/non-runners and Tiger Blood is one of those AOs that finds good balance in running vs bootcamp. One way to solve that: Deck of Cards.

EC: Warbucks, Pikachu, Skidmark, and 187 ran from home

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 2 laps around the parking lot. Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH
The Workout: Deck of cards with the following:

  • Diamonds: regular merkins
  • Hearts: LBCs
  • Clubs: Squats
  • Spades: Burpees

If an Ace is drawn run laps in the parking based on the value of the card before the Ace. This proved highly effective as the first Ace drawn followed a 10. Modification quickly followed.

Suicide King was supposed to be suicides but we missed it and did suicides at the end.

Mary: 10 count exercises by pax

Announcements: 2/22 Long Ass Run

T-Claps (Recognition): Da Business who said his heart was in his stomach
Prayer: Those struggling with addictions, family members young and old

Pablo’s Birthday Q at Paradise City

15 PAX, 6 for EC, braved the cold temperatures to come and celebrate Pablo leveling up after another trip around the Sun.  I appreciated all the friendly faces that came out to show their support.  It was good to see Java’s dog, Nespresso, venture out into the gloom until Warbucks decided to hurt the dog (shame on you!! jk).

FNGs: None

Kotter: Particle Board

Notable Absences: Midget4Life

EC: Skidmark, Warbucks, Buford, Dawgpound, UTI, Pablo

Warm Up: started with a mosey the back way around toward tennis courts stopping multiple times for warm up exercises in cadence: SSHx40 (1 extra for good luck), IW x10, HB x10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles 10F&10B, seal claps x10, overhead claps x10

The Workout: Q got a headcount and split the PAX into 3 groups of 5 for small group indian runs to complete stakem-up suicides.  There were 5 pain stations that started at the top of the ramp area and went toward the stop sign on Sportmanship Way.  Pax ran to station 1 and did assigned exercise, then back to the beginning to repeat exercise from station 1.  Then run to station 2 to complete assigned exercise, then back to beginning to repeat station 1 and station 2 exercise, and so on… until all stations were complete and all exercises were repeated and stacked together at the beginning.  Exercises were as follows:  Station 1: 5 Burpees , Station 2: 10 Turkish Get-ups, Station 3: 15 Hand Release Merkins, Station 4: 20 Jump Squats, Station 5: 25 Monkey Humpers.  When completed, PAX moseyed to the box office and split into 2 groups, 1/2 PAX did bulgarian squats x10 each side and the other 1/2 held BTTW x 2 rounds.  Mosey to the flag for Mary.

Mary: The following exercises in cadence: LSF x20, Homer to Marge x10 regular x5 right leg up x5 left leg up, Boxcutter x20, Freddie Mercury x20, Pickle Pounders x10

Announcements: 2nd F opportunity at Wegman’s for lunch followed by Ice Skating at Raleigh Ice Plex, 3rd F opportunity to support family member of Kosher to build a playset (info to be posted on slack)

Prayer: Wallaby, Crablegs, Unspoken, Warbucks took us out.

I’ve never seen a fart move a workout

Q-swap week leaves a lot up in the air. How many are going to post at the Q-Swap? How many will post here? Who just wants to run miles. I was a bit uncertain on how many Pax would post at TBD on this foggy, warm, muggy Wednesday, but after the discombobulation that is R4TJ I knew things were going to be looking up in the number of Pax posting. What I didn’t expect was the stench that followed one of our Pax. Literally moved the workout. Unheard of! A southwake first. Congrats Lipstick!

EC: 187, Pikachu, Deadbolt, Mookie, Redenbacher, Full House, Lipstick, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Mosey around the soccer fields and circle up for the following:

  • 25cc SSH
  • 12cc IW
  • 12cc Hillbillies
  • 10cc Sir Fazio Arm Circles, forward and reverse
  • 10cc Seal claps
  • 10cc Overhead claps
  • 10cc Chinooks
  • 10cc Goofballs

The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile and gather a decent size rock suitable for your stature and strength. Return to the playset

Partner up for 15 minute AMRAP

  • Partner 1 runs to the restroom facility wall and back
  • Partner 2 doing pull-ups, one legged deadlift with rock, or 1 legged squat with rock – Rotate through exercises

Mosey to tennis courts for Jack Webb Suicides

  • 1:3 merkins:overhead press with rock
  • Run across both courts and back
  • 2:6 so on and so forth all the way to 10:30

Return rock to rock pile

Mary: 10 count core exercise lead by each pax

Announcements: Pikachu and UTI meeting with Parks and Rec to see how we can support each other. Q-Swap at Thunder (1900), Tiger Blood, Crazy Ivan, and Ground Pounder

T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt 4 days in a row

Prayer: Wallaby and his family, Earthquake victims and families in Puerto Rico, A client of Full House, Crablegs, prayer for growing F3 within our community with the support of HS Parks and Rec, the growth in the shieldlocks.

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo

PAX:  16

Blue Hen, Doc, Brony, Florence, Flanagan, Nemo, Snap, Java, Fanny Pack, Cinder, Hardy, Dauber, Dahmer, Sprinkler,  Yogurt, POTS

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout:

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Sprint back

  1. Passing the sandbags to the left, right over, and under.
  2. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary: The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Marathon & Half Marathon March 15.

Prayer:  Prayers for the unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

Indian Run at 8min/mile?? Ryan Hooper, 38, Dumbo

FNGs: MFL?
Warm Up: Mosey to the top of the ramp for SSH x53 to commemorate the new 0530 start time for PC
The Workout: Lipstick Special was on the table for this crisp beautiful smelling morning. Two groups of 6 Indian Runs around the Ting Loop. We stopped at corners for arm work. First Stop Prison Step Ups x20, Erkins x20, Derkins x20, Second Stop Dips x15, 1 leg each x15. (Repeat) Third Stop  Merkins x10, Wide Grip x10, Diamond x10. Total of 3 miles completed on the circuits.
Mary: 1 minute man- Low Slow Flutters x20, LBC’s x20
Announcements: Q Swap Week. CPR Training Tuesday 6-9 at Hope Community Church
T-Claps (Recognition): Cowboy for sticking with the Lipstick Special
Prayer: Wallaby, Anyone else suffering from substance abuse. Sgt. Pepper, All Deployed

To cool for the parking deck

YHC is battling an injury and wanted a low running workout, so when Coal Ash was looking for a last minute Q I jumped on it. 7 PAX got after it in the rain for some rock action.

EC: Redenbacher, UTI
FNGs:Not this day
Warm Up:
Slaughter starter (20 burpees OYO)
5 penalty burpees for Red’s tardiness.

Mosey to rock pile and grabs rock for later.Circle up for:
20 SSH
1 burpee
10 Windmills
2 burpees
Sir Fazio arm circles
3 burpees
10 merkins
4 burpees
10 mtn climbers
5 burpees

The Workout:

Grab rock and get comfy for the rest of the workout.

Circle of pain looked like:
3 rock exercises (upper, lower, core) at each rock, plank/squat shuffle to next rock, 5 merkins, and repeato until we traveled around the entire circle. I don’t remember the entire order, but we did all of these:

Upper: OH press, curls, tricep ext, wonderbras, side bends, side throws, rows
Lower: squats, lunges, ground pounders, monkey humpers, star jumps
Core: LSF, WW1, Homer to Marge, LBCs

Mary:
Hundreds
Alphabet
American hammers
Pickle pounders

Announcements:
Throwback and qswap weeks

T-Claps (Recognition):
Strong F3 start for Teen Wolf!

Prayer:
Pilgrim, Slide Rule, remember real reason for Christmas, unspoken

YHC took us out.

Field Trip

EC: 187, Aquaman, Deadbolt, Mookie

FNGs:None
Warm Up:SSH, Daisy Pickers, Frankenstein kicks and off we went
The Workout:2 group indian run to downtown. On the way out, 20 merkins at every intersection, every other bench was either 20 dips or 20 derkins (there are way more benches downtown than you think).

On the way back, benches either 20 squats or 20 LBCs IC and 20 more LBCs IC at every intersection.

Stoped at the beginning of Stinson and partnered up. While one held Chill Cut the other ran 2 poles down and back, then both would run down 2 poles and start over until we reached the Ivan lot for Mary. 2.5 miles were covered.
Mary:20 Fredie Mercury IC, 20 LBCs IC, hard run back to tennis courts for COT.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out.

December Fitness Test

YHC is still on IR and had a fun but rough weekend on the town.  That combined made me the master of ceremonies but not the master of anything fitness related.

The numbers continue to be a challenge at good ole PC.  Even the fitness test wasn’t enough to challenge the growing appeal of Downtown Train.

FNG: No

Warm Up: Windmills, SSH, Frankensteins

The Workout:

Paradise City Fitness Test: All must be done in order. Each rep is .01 points. Each lap is also .01 points.

15 Burpees
1 Lap
20 Merkins
1 Lap
20 Squats (as close to parallel as you can get)
1 Lap
20 WW II (Non Cadence)
1 Lap
20 Scorpion Dry Docks
1 Lap

1 Lap will be around 2 parking medians.  We left the basketball court and made a left.
Then down past the cars and made a right.  Ran past one aisle then the next aisle turned
right up past the median then right and ran back to the basketball court.

Mary: She doesn’t like Paradise City anymore either.

Announcements:. Oakwood 24

T-Claps (Recognition):. Fanny Pack.  He left the workout with a Lipstick-esque urgency but returned to keep working through the circuit.

Prayer: Silence, YHC took us out