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Why do we do this again?

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22 PAX posted for YHC’s Q. On the drive we all were regretting not fart sacking this morning when the rain was coming down sideways, but we all still showed up in numbers and a couple that have gone missing at U-Turn for a while. Dahmer even brought an FNG to the party. Welcome Lumbergh!  Going for the extra extra, Pikachu and Skidmark got soaked on a 5 Mile EC.

 

Warm Up:

High Knees & Butt Kickers

SSH IC X 15

The Goof Ball IC X15

Daisy Pickers IC X10

Fazio Arm Circles IC10 F/R

Michael Phelps; L/R, R/L

The Workout:

The U-Turn… Some found their way through this ball of yarn for the 5k, the rest went the distance for 8k.

Mary:

Left her waiting.

Announcements:

Helping Shredder in the afternoon – double check slack because of the rain may audible for a cozy spot watching Tiger tear it up.

Prayer:

Silent Prayers, Those who couldn’t be with us and for the Ferns, YHC took us out.

Tabata Time

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There was a ton of HIM ready for Crazy Ivan workout this morning. YHC was running slightly behind from setting up the action. Planned for 20 max and had 26 (1 that was running solo), so last minute changes were needed. We had 2 FNG’s that were given the low down on how this F3 thing works. YHC put on breath taker for the last time this week. It was 0530 so let’s get to work.

EC:
Tons of guys

Fritter Foundation Inductees:
Blue Hen & Brony

Warm Up:
Started out with a quick count to get us in small groups of 4. There was one group of 5.
SSH x20 IC
Small group indian run to opposite side of parking area
Jump lunges x10 IC
Indian run backside of lot, return to start
Shoulder raises front then side x20 IC
Daisy pickers x10 IC
Good mornings x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey down to playground
Tabata Time – rotate to each station 2:30 of strong work then 0:30 break to rotate
6 stations, 5 groups of 4 and 1 group of 5 (YHC lost a member to the crapper for about the first 10 mins)
1 – Morning wood with kettle bells
2 – Partner lat pulls at bars (partner up and hold legs, keep back straight and pull up)
3 – Kettle squat hops cone to cone with 10 wonder bras at the end of each cone
4 – Jump ropes and rotating battle rope every 30 secs
5 – Agility ladders with a burpee at the end of each pass
6 – Merkins and plank jacks x10, continuous R&R for all the exercises until air horn blows to rotate

Mary:
We didn’t have enough time for all of Mary so we did a few quick ones.
Obliques with kettle bell x10 IC, switch sides
American hammers with KB x10 IC
Superman (with KB but that failed) x10 IC

Announcements:
Check FB & Slack, link coming for Dad’s camp, Fire Dept training set up by PacMan aka Cowboy

T-Claps (Recognition):
Is it ok for YHC to call himself out? I was battling a cold/pollen blend all week and wearing breath taker. This was the toughest workout week I have had in a very LONG time. BT is a beast and you don’t realize it until you wear it. At each AO I posted this week, there was a 30 sec blurb about Testicular Cancer Awareness. We can donate funds to help the society spread the message of the importance of checking yourself regularly. Key task for the month is for each PAX member to make a habit of checking the jewels for any changes. See slack and FB for details on how or just google it. YHC plans to posts to as many different AO’s this month to spread the message.

Prayer:
Pikachu and his episode at Tapline, Crab Legs, Shredder, BS results from CT scan (all clear)

Great to see so many HIM posting today! Apologies for being a bit flustered to start but wasn’t expecting that turn out. It worked well and hope that you broke a sweat today. Thanks to Sir Dawgpound for allowing me to lead my first Q at Crazy Ivan and my last day in BT. Good luck to Yogurt who gets the enjoyment of wearing BT next week with a winning bid of $120. Welcome Pace and Snap (FNG’s). It was real and it was fun but it wasn’t real fun.

BS Out!

Snoods

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Warm Up: Dynamic Stretching per the PAX
The Workout: The new favorite route was in play today, the “Turkey”.  Today we discovered if you loop ting at the end, you create the Turkey’s snoods.  For those that don’t know the snoods, it is the red dangly skin under their head.  Good Miles out there this morning 5-10 total.

T-Claps (Recognition): Kudos to Skidmark and Pikachu for 10. Great to see Auquaman and Emeril get miles in at 0445, to make bible study at Hope after.
Prayer: UTI’s Grandmother just had a heart procedure

Doubled Down on the Stack Em Up

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Warm Up: Quick mosey around the parking lot

SSH x 25   ( cadence may need some work according to the mumble chatter)

Moroccan nightclub x 10

Sir Fasio arm circles x 10 forward and 10 reverse

Daisy Pickers x 10

Imperial walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

The Workout:

Stack ’em up Suicides drills

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 to start

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 at first station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 at 2nd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 at 3rd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 at 4th station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 back at home

Mary: Ring around the Mary

Peter Parker’s x 10

Merks x 10

Mountain Climbers x 10

Carolina Dry docks x 10

Shoulder taps x 10

Windshield wipers x 10

Sideways plank crunches left x 10

Sideways plank crunches right x 10

Homer to Marge x 10

Left leg up, bridge rise x 10

Right leg up, bridge rise x 10

Burpees x 10

Pickle pounders x 10

Announcements:

Banana Seat has breath-taker and the charity this month is Testicular Cancer Awareness Foundation. Banana Seat encouraged the PAX to educate themselves on testicular cancer and check themselves regularly
T-Claps (Recognition):

Spanx, 3rd Cousin and Bernie(?) stepped up to Q a portion of Nutcracker over the next two weeks. Virgin Q’s
Prayer:

Crablegs and his trial opportunity today

Moby’s dad

Shredder and his recovery

Gotta Catch Them All

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EC: Emeril, Yogurt, UTI, Skidmark, Midget, Pablo, Warbucks, Full House, Crosby, Cowboy, Shamwow, Aquaman, Dawgpound

After Workout Sprints with Yogurt: Yogurt, Pablo, Midget, Emeril, UTI, Warbucks, Aquaman, Katniss, Shamwow

Warm Up:

Circled Up for some nice Side Straddle Hops.

Then we counted off by fours creating five teams of four and one team of three. The teams would be doing Indian Runs for the rest of the warm up and the workout.

Indian Run up to the Ticket Office. Did YHC favorite Good Mornings. It was a beautiful morning already and the good mornings just made it better.

Indian Run to the corner. Did some Hairy Rockettes to stretch out those legs.

Indian Run to the basketball court to do the Sir Fazio Arm Circles along with squats.

Indian Run to the start of the workout.

The Workout:

Stack Em up Indian Run Suicides:

The Stack:
5 Burpees
10 Hand Release Merkins
20 Monkey Humpers
30 LBCs
Stairs / 5 Burpees
2 Trips Hop up Right Foot
2 Trips Hop up Left Foot
2 Trips Hop up Both Feet

Once everyone finish we played the first game of Gotta Catch Them All. — Thank you Cowboy for the initial idea.

The team that finished last in the Indian Run Suicides had zero burpees to do. The chaser team did 10 burpees. Every other team did 5 Burpees. The goal was to Indian Run from the bottom of the ramp around to the basketball court. When the chaser caught you 5 burpees each.

The Teams:

Team Mew: (chasers)

Lucky Charms
UTI
Aquaman
Shamwow

Team Squirtle:

M4L
Pablo
Glass Jaw
Warbucks

Team Togepi:

Pac Man
Pumpkin Spice
Short Pole
Emeril

Team Ditto:

Yogurt
Cowboy
Spanx
Wiggle

Team Koffing:

Buford
Crosby
Skidmark
Particle Board

Team Slowpoke:

Dawgpound
Full House
Katnis

It looks like team Koffing made it without being caught. Team Ditto was caught at the very end.  Excellent job guys.

Mary:

Circled up for the following.
Squatter’s Pyramid
Squat Pulses with Lunges — I asked the pax for friendly numbers.  I got no number lower then an

Announcements:

See Facebook and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Warbucks — Cooper Ridge 10K 47:06  Pace of 7:32.  Great job!!!!

Prayer:

Crablegs and his trial opportunity tomorrow
Shredder and his recovery
All Pax that where not there but want to be out with us.

♪♫♬Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ Can’t you smell that smell ♪♫♬

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♪♫♬Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ Can’t you smell that smell ♪♫♬ Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ The smell of warmed over garbage and rubber surrounds you ♪♫♬

Pre-EC: Skidmark, did like 4 miles before we got there…  Overachiever 😛

Warm Up: Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, High Knees

The Workout (Main Course):  The pre-blast advertised turkey and dessert but the smell was anything but that.  The smell at R4TJ was somewhat thematic to it’s iconic name, warmed over wet garbage that the cold morning air easily carried to our noses.  MMM… MMM…  None-the-less, the PAX that made it out of bed this morning (those that didnt know who they are…) readily took on their running challenge – THE TURKEY!!!  5 miles including Sportsmanship Way (Head), Main (Neck – the best part in my opinion), Holly Springs Rd (Breast), Linksland Dr (Tail feathers), Crossway (Back), Main (Neck again), and finishing back at the end of Sportsmanship Way (Head again).  Along this festive route there was accountability, finding Nemo, the smell of burning rubber in the neck/breast region, picking up the six, near-merlot-ing on Crossway, good conversations, and you name it.  Well done PAX, hope you felt satisfied after all that Turkey.

Mary:  More affiliated with lambs… not Turkeys…

Announcements:

  • Good chat about the DeeDee 5k – make an effort to be there next year.  Great running opportunity with 2.0s
  • Lots of Mumblechatter about those things already posted in announcements on Slack

Prayer:

  • Crablegs, Shredder
  • Full House took us out

Post-EC (Dessert): Yogurt hosted UTI for some sprint repeats on the Ting ramp…  Good Stuff!  Come on out and join Yogurt for this Mondays and Wednesdays.  Its good and good for you.

 

Proud Mary

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Good group of 10 Pax posted at Paradise City on a windy chilly morning and having to battle a VQ at Downtown Train. From what I hear the VQ was quality and the Pax were plentiful. No garbage smell this morning so we were ready to roll. No FNG’s.

3 for EC: ShamWow! Pikachu, Skidmark

Warm Up: Lots of mumble chatter as we started to Mosey so YHC perscribed 10 burpees and then 1 more for Pikachu mocking the 10 burpees. Mosey around the complex doing SSH, Fozio Arm circles, morrocan nightclubs, merkins.
The Workout: Pax mosey to the tunnel and partner up.

Partner 1 Balls to the wall and partner 2 runs the short greenway. Switch. Then partner 1 did People’s chair and partner 2 runs the long greenway. Switch.

Partner 1 Balls to the wall and partner 2 runs the short greenway. Switch. Then partner 1 did LBC’s and partner 2 runs the long greenway. Switch.

Partner 1 Balls to the wall and partner 2 runs the short greenway. Switch. Then partner 1 did People’s chair and partner 2 runs the long greenway. Switch.

Finish with an Indian Run around the complex.

Mary: Easy finish to an easy workout. Pax stayed in plank position for 8 minutes. Along the way Pickle Pounders, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, Side Plank crunches both sides, Catalina Wine Mixer, 25 merkins, R arm up, left arm up, r arm forward w/ L leg back, L arm forward, w/ R leg back, more pickle pounders, and finish with 5 burpees.

Announcements: Nothing new noted. Please be on the lookout for Pikachu’s post.

Prayer: Crablegs, Shredder, Ax with an E, Crosby, and those on injured reserve.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow…6 PAX Get Stronger with 6 miles and Fellowship

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Clown car carrying Deadbolt and YHC arrived to a 50 degree Womble parking lot this morning. Clear skies with hints of blue and gold in the distance. Next week we’ll have to slide the time back to 6am to accomodate the earlier sunrises for the remainder of spring and summer. If you have posted over the past 2 weeks, you’ve probably noticed a consistent fixture in the form of Maybelline. Right on queue, there he was right where I left him last week, getting some stretching in. That’s 14 straight workouts, fellas. Strong work!.

Speaking of strong work, did anyone see Skidmark’s 5K time on Saturday? And just like that, there he was in the front seat of his red truck looking for an early morning recovery run. Another truck rolled in with Nemo in driver’s seat. Planted flag with 5 minutes left for any last minute takers of today’s edition of AGS… Received a text from Bobby Dall with the heads up that he was on his way.

6:31 hit and we were off for the following warm-up

Warm Up: Light jog to the end of the lot, side step squats on the return and circled up for SSH X15, Imperial Walkers x10. At that point, Bobby Dall joined the circle. No penalty burpees this morning as YHC was still recovering from Pikachu’s Turkish get ups at the Mason Dixon convergence yesterday. Also, for those in attendance at said convergence yesterday, what was up with the wheelbarrow staircase walks as the opening exercise?…Dang, Pikachu.

Finished off the warm up with a set of Mountain Climbers x15, Michael Phelps, and Left hand\right elbow-Right hand\left elbow stretches. Squat hold while YHC explained this morning’s route.

The Workout: Standard Bass Lake Route. Slight modification from previous week’s in that we would navigate the Lake in a clockwise fashion and enter and exit via greenway. No soul crusher this morning. YHC was just not feeling it, but will not disappoint next week if it is dry. As we ventured around the baseball fields, Skidmark confirmed a 2nd F at Dunkin Donuts after our run, and continued up Grigsby with Maybelline, Nemo, and Bobby Dall.

At the Sugg Farm entrance, Bobby Dall circled back for the six, first YHC, then Deadbolt. Exchanged some quality mumblechatter along the greenway, and about a mile in, Bobby Dall picked up the pace to catch up with Skid, Maybelline, and Nemo. Along the trail, took a few quality snaps of that trademark sunrise just beyond the trees. As we entered the Bass Lake parking lot, YHC and Deadbolt approached the Bass Lake “Killer Hill” with some reluctance, but more determination. Tackled the hill and the final bend around the lake. Halfway on the greenway back to Womble, we noticed a light rain sprinkle, which provided a welcomed cool down as we finished up our last 1.5 miles to the finish. YHC later received a pic from Bobby Dall who was able to capture a rainbow during his run. Strong runs by all PAX posting this morning and good to see some familiar faces return to AGS.

Mary: Stretches OYO

Announcements: Dunkin Donuts 2nd F, Wrightsville and Richmond Half-Full Sign-ups (never too early). NC Spring Classic 8k and 16k-April 27th. Coal Ash VQ tomorrow at Downtown Train. Maybelline VQ at Purple Cobra on Tuesday. PAX love VQ’s….come out and show some support. They will most certainly be beatdowns for sure.

Prayer: Prayers for Shredder, Crosby, and all PAX working through injuries. Additional prayers for a Wescott Neighbor who suffered a heart attack recently. Continued prayers for Lipstick’s mother in law, CrabLegs, DoubleD and his family.

No Q insight

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As the Q rolled up he spotted an unusual vehicle in the Starbucks lot. A gray Toyota Tacoma with a NC state flag license plate in the front. There is only one guy that rolls like that. Great to see Double D back in the gloom and grinding for a run. Unfortunately this Q has no insight into the workout as YHC and Shamwow did a mile warmup and bolted for a local 5k. Double D posted at GP later so must not have been too bad. Thanks to Maybelline as he was charged with keeping the 6 close. And for 13 straight days.

Warm Up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Good mornings, High Knees, and Butt Kickers
The Workout: 5-6 miles
Mary: coffee
Announcements: see Pikachu’s announcements, shirt order
Prayer: Full House’s dad out of hospitals great to see Double D

Carry Each Other’s Burdens

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EC: Emeril, Skid Mark, Nemo, Dumbo, Maybelline, Dawg Pound

Warm Up:

Lap around the lot then some standard warm-up exercises: SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles.  One more lap around the lot.

The Workout:

Grab all of the gear (2- 3″ firehose logs, 2- 3″ firehose bundles, numerous kettlebells).  The journey we set out on included one lap around the soccer field with various pain stations.  The gear was only carried and not used at any station, this will be explained later.  First stop was at the stage, box jumps and B2W.  Second stop playground, pull ups and merkins. Third stop shelter, Urkins/Derkins/dips/squats.  Fourth stop tennis court, suicides/11s (people’s chair/merkins)/suicides.  Fifth stop along the path for some Broke Back merkins.  Walked back to flag and put gear in the middle of the circle to start Mary.

Mary:

Low slow flutter and LBCs

Announcements:

North/South Convergence Saturday, 30 March.

Check the Slackbook

Prayer:

Maggie/Clay/Crab Legs Always/Unspoken/Happy Birthday Roger Roger

Life Tips by CHiPs: All of the gear was carried throughout the workout to demonstrate the many burdens that we carry around daily.  The gear was not used during the exercises, but hauled from location to location on purpose. This was to demonstrate how meaningless it is to carry our burdens around endlessly, and by doing so, it weakens us mentally and physically for the important moments in life that we need all of our strength to tackle. It is a reminder that we are much stronger when we are not carrying our burdens around alone.  We as men are fixers and never want to appear weak, so we try to fix our hurts by ourselves (alcohol/porn/other addictions) and think that appearing like we “have it all together” it makes us look strong.  Well, that’s a lie!  Paul tells us in Galatians 6:2, “Carry each others burdens, and this way you will fulfill the *law of Christ (*Golden Rule).  We must have men in our life that we can talk to about our hurts/struggles/thoughts, and in so doing we “carry each other’s burdens.”  The enemy, Satan, prowls around like a roaring lion seeking someone to devour.  His main objective is to “steal, kill, and destroy” the very thing you hold dear.  We are constantly under attack and need to be ready.  Therefore, I challenge each PAX to find another man in their life that they can talk to and form a shield lock with when the crap hits the fan.