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Is this even safe?

EC: Pikachu, Coal Ash, Maybelline, Dawgpound, 187, Emeril, Dumbo, ShamWow! Axe M4L on the Ruck. Anyone else?

FNGs: Not today
Warm Up: Quick Mosey around the lot back to the flag, Windmills x10, 5 Burpees OYO… (Didn’t you advertise no burpees? Yes, yes I did.), Frankenstein x10, 4 Burpees, Hillbillies x10, 3 Burpees, Imperial Walkers x10, 2 Burpees, SSH x41, 1 Burpee. Let’s do this thing.
The Workout:

PAX lined up to form 2 lines of 7. Death March w/ the last runner dropping for 10 Merkins. Continued for 2 cycles which led us to the top of the road by the school.  From there, last in was Emeril and ShamWow! Where we broke for a return back to the closer lot on the right.

PAX found a space to line up side by side in a chill-cut. YHC indicated that first PAX start bunny hopping over and down the end of the line. Couldn’t start the next PAX until the previous found the end.  One cycle through.

Re-formed Death March with 5 Merkins and jail broke at the playground hill to the “bowl”.

At the bowl, YHC instructed same lines split in different directions. At the top of first hill Star Jumps x10, other hill Monkey Humpers x10. Continued until 40 count complete.

Mosey to the stairs. Squat hold for the 6.

YHC laid out the plan… First group of 7 would go down the stairs as Bear Crawl with 5 Merkins at each landing (overheard “Is this even safe?” as Pikachu darted down into the gloom) rinse and repeat back to the top. While waiting second group completed Star Jumps OYO. Switch.

Next all PAX down the stairs, return back up with Bunny Hops for each step.

Mosey back to the flag!

Mary: Squat hold for the 6 in. WWII x41, Freddy Mercury x41, Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL, Have a ni- “we can’t not finish the last 11 right?”, Homer to Marge x11.
Announcements: 12/7 South Wake CSAUP…Details coming soon. 12/14 Holiday Party.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Yesterday’s tragedy with 14 YO girl being struck in traffic. Unspoken. YHC took us out.

Mumblechatter on fleek

Today was brought to you by the numbers 4 & 1.

FNGs: Scared em all away.

EC: Warbucks, Emeril, 187, Dawgpound, ShamWow! (UTI ran a +2 mile route from his house to the AO)
Warm Up: Mosey around the HT Lot – Remember the route… Back to the flag, circle up. Let the Mumblechatter begin… SSH x50 (we would have stopped at 41, but that was too obvious, plus UTI and Warbucks clearly had their Wheaties this morning…). Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10, Sir Fazio x10, Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10,  The entire warm up cadence was basically inaudible with the excessive mumblechatter and 41’s thrown in versus the running counts. Not to mention YHC took a rash of shit from just about everyone. Love you guys. It truly is an honor to lead.
The Workout: Two lines of 5 formed for the Bataan Death March Indian Run. Two laps around the AO with 1 PAX dropping for 5x diamond merkins and catching all the way up to the front on lap 1. Lap 2 x10.  Back to the Flag, circle up SSH x41, Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10.

Mosey to the back lot. PAX split again into two lines of 5. 1 line on the wall, other line in front. Something like this:

Round 1 – BTTW/SSH x41 IC switch.

Round 2 – Wall Sit/Smurf Jacks x41 IC, switch.

Round 3 – BTTW/SSH x41, switch

Circle up for a short Plankorama x10: Peter Parkers, Left arm/Right arm Up, Standard Merkins

Mosey down to the dark side of HS…(The greenway behind HT and the retaining wall) – Two groups of 5 again:

Round 1 – BTTW/Diamond Merkins with a 41 count, switch

Round 2 – Wall Sit/Standard Merkins 41 count, switch

Mosey back to the flag to find Mary.

Also, if you ever wonder why I bring so many SSH’s into my Q… https://www.fitandme.com/benefits-of-jumping-jacks/

Mary: Even Harris Teeter’s “Associate #128 was calling security about the verbal hazing going on. Overhead announcement: “Security has been alerted, something something something”,  On with the show: 41 WWII, 41 Freddy Mercury, 41 LBC, Have a nice day!
Announcements: Basically a bunch of vague announcements. Maybe there is a Holiday party at some point, Maybe there is a CSAUP? Happy Birthday today to Quiver’s wife (that was about the only thing definitive).  Join me on Thursday for my actual B-Day Q at Disney…
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI for his out and back from home.
Prayer: YHC took us out

3 Qs Are Better Than 1

We had some lines cross as we geared up for the Dads workout.  ShamWow! was volunteered following the last one but it was never documented on the Q-Sheet.  Warbucks jumped on it the night before since it was blank on the Q-sheet and I volunteered to assist since I wasn’t planning on running U-Turn.  We all had a quick chat the night before once the crossed lines were understood and we all took a piece to “Q”.  Good times were had by all and the weather was glorious.  Read below 🙂

FNGs: 0

Warm Up:  Good Mornings, Bear Crawls, Wheel Barrows, Random Ball Chasing, SSH

The Workout:

Thang 1 – ShamWow! Says – The only time that anyone listens to what ShamWow! says…  YHC got out first, point made (I never listen to ShamWow!)

Thang 2 – Zombie Dodgeball – Started with YHC.  He hit people with the ball until they were all hitting the other people with the ball.  We lost track of who was a Zombie and who wasnt until it was just chaos.  But fun chaos anyway.

Thang 3 – Dads vs Kids Dodgeball – At the core Dads were on one side of the tennis courts and the kids were on the other.  Get hit, sit on the fence and watch until all Dads or all kids are cleared from the game.  We played 3-4 variations of this where Dads were one-handed, Dads could only catch, and just normal Dodgeball.  It was fun, everyone won.

Thang 4 – Freeze Tag – Dads vs kids, get tagged and stop in your tracks with your legs shoulder-width apart.  If someone from your team passed under your legs you were unfrozen and back in the game.  We played this more than a few times.  Swish was a monster in this game, juking all over the place.

Mary: Animal Crawls – Animals were called, we crawled like that animal from one side of the courts to the other.

Announcements:  2nd F at Dunkin’

T-Claps (Recognition):  Swish – Nice jukes.

Prayer: The defending South Wake Beer Mile Champions.  The kids were all very worried about you…  Heard that Pikachu, Skidmark, Lipstick, and UTI were running against you this year :-O

All of them!

EC: Aquaman, Katniss, Shamwow!

FNGs:None

Fartsack: Crosby
Warm Up:Mosey to Ivan lot
The Workout:Burpees- all of them, Jump Squats- all of them, LBC’s- all of them, Merkins- all of them, Speed work- yes

Mary:Low slow flutter, Box cutters, LBC’s- the rest of them!

If you would like to know the order then 2nd F it with one of us and ask. Lots of fun was had though! 😉 Or show up next time!
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out

60 Burpees in the WarmUp or Block Work Guarantee

PAX/FNGs: PAX 14 (I am missing one tag – Doc, help me out). FNG’s – None

Warm Up: Slow short mosey around to end of parking lot. 1 Burpee, 20 SSH IC; 2 Burpees, 20 Cotton Pickers IC; 3 Burpees, 20 Merkin; laddering up to 10 Burpees with Windmills IC x 20, OH Clap (aka Ray Lewis’) IC x 20, Morrocan NC IC x 20, IW/HillBillies IC x 20, LBC IC x 20, Shoulder Taps IC x 20 PLUS 5 Burpees for Katniss rolling in late. 60 Burpees by 5:45 am – great way to start the day.

The Workout: Mosey on the path to the back side of the baseball fields where the hill is steepest for 11’s – merkins/BBSUs at the bottom; squats/star jumps at the top; mosey to the rock pile 10 reps, 20 reps, 30 reps…to 100 reps all with rocks cycling through side throws, curls, tri’s, OH press, side bends, wonder bra, bent row for a total of 550 weighted repetitions – with 10 Burpees called out by Katniss.

Mary: No time for Mary (ended on time, but not where we started).
Announcements: F3 Picnic
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI – tough workout with breath-taker and great creativity to raise money for Travis Manion Foundation.
Prayer: Praise for God’s blessings big and small. Healing prayers for PAX in the COT and beyond.

Where’s LED? I mean Cupid? Ah hell. I got this Q

 

 

PAX of 9 (+ 2 runners who joined us for COT) at Paradise City waited on our Q to show up. Expectations were @LED would be leading us.  Apparetnly there was a communication mix-up and @Cupid was actually supposed to run PC.   Regardless neither of them showed up so YHC took it upon himself to lead his favorite AO.  The PAX knew there would be running involved and they weren’t disappointed as we logged 3 miles doing the Nickel challenge.  Snap won with 6 repetitions.  Lucky tacked on 5.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Jog around the soccer fields.  SSH, Good Mornings, Windmills

The Workout: Nickels:  5 burpees at bottom of the ramp.  Run to corner near tennis courts.   x5 deconstructed merkins (5 wide, 5 normal, 5 close).  Run back to ramp. Rinse and repeat as many times as you can.

Mary: 5 Burpees for Seabreeze being tardy.   Some Core and Stretching work

Announcements: See Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer: Dumbo took us out

Always Tape Your Nipples…#Meateater

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x20, High Knees, Wide Knees, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Daisy Pickers x10, Frankenstein x10, Stretching
The Workout: The U-Turn. Nothing Fancy, well, except for some conversation into mile 2. Bits and pieces were picked up by YHC from the PAX just ahead but what I picked up was that @Aquaman is a Meat eater… I’ll leave that right there.  Little did we know that @Redenbacher was having a DNA retention issue. The pictures explain it all, but maybe @Aquaman smelled blood in the air??

Reminder: Always tape your nips.

Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX, YHC noted that for the first time in awhile that most of the pack was pacing together. It was awesome to watch and so many 6 pick-ups and guys just staying together. Well done. Great morning!
Prayer: Bernie, His M and Family. All those running BFC that day (@BoyGeorge), Shredder and his family

Full Body Beatdown

As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon ½ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken

9/11 Stair Climb

At 5:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 11, over 250 men gathered for the fourth annual 110-flight stair climb at Carter-Finley Stadium to honor the first responders who risked or lost their lives during the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in 2001. South Wake represented well with almost 50 Pax posting.

FNGs: Welcome Side Piece, Smokey, and Swanson!

Warm Up: SSH x20, mountain climbers x20, good mornings x20

The Workout:

110+ flights of stairs.

Kickoff to Football Season

Swish and I had hoped to utilize the soccer facilities but there was already a lot of action there by 9 am so we opted to move to the open field south of the creek that is adjacent to the playground.  With only a few minutes until 9, Shimmer asked if anyone is coming and shortly after I hear Swish say “There is Pikachu!” Soon we see Pikachu emerge (no yellow suit today) with shovel flag in hand, and a little ways behind him is 16-bit and Shamwow! with their 2.0’s. Looks like we have enough for a game! We throw the football for a little bit, 9:00 hits and off we go for a short mosey toward the softball fields, through the overflow parking area, across the bridge by the playground, and back to where we started by the tennis courts. We circle up and squat hold for the 6 back at the flag and then move into warm up exercises…

FNGs: Not this morning.

Warm Up:   Swish and I decided on a 14 count for each of the following: SSH, Squats, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, and Goof Balls. All exercises in cadence. Swish and I alternated leading the exercises and there was some mumblechatter of how Swish had his cadence on point. Shamwow! asked if we had practiced the night before, I said we went over cadence but are winging the exercises.

Now that we were all warmed up, YHC and Swish instructed PAX to mosey over to our designated field for some drills. Pikachu grabbed the shovel flag, I grabbed the cones and jerseys and we mosey over to the field. We reach the field and I realize I had forgot to bring the flags. I ask Swish to mosey back to grab them as I get the cones set up for the first exercise.

1st Drill- Agility and Speed

We split the PAX into 2 somewhat even teams and each member ran the drill in the image below. After the team member ran through all of the cones, they would tag the next person in line and they would rinse and repeat. The first team with all members through the cones won and the losing team had to do 5 burpees OYO. After a very close race, the winning team decided to join the losing team with the 5 burpess OYO. Completed 2 rounds before moving to the next exercise.

 

 

 

 

 

2nd Drill- Human Domino

Split the PAX into two groups as YHC and Swish set up cones to mark the distance of the exercise. Groups of 2 from each line would go against each other to see who could get to the end and run back to the line to tag the next group of two. The first person would lay on the ground on their stomach, the second person would hop over them and then lay on their stomach, rinse and repeat until reaching the next set of cones, jump up and run back to the line and tag the next group of 2. The first team with everyone finished won, the losers had to do 5 burpees OYO. Again, the winning team joined the losing team for the 5 burpees OYO.

Scrimmage!

A very competitive game that started off with some confusion on which team Shimmer was on. She had red flags on but was over with the yellow team. Pikachu tells her that it looks like there is an issue with the teams and she says looks like we have an issue with a beard! Shots fired! We all laughed and the game began. The score went back and forth with a few goal line stands by way of some stellar defense! Swish had 2 picks and Pikachu had a long run and put the moves on everyone. The game was won by the yellow team by a last minute long run by McNugget!

Mary: Mosey back to the tennis courts for PAX count of 11 and Name-o-Rama. As we are getting close to the flag, Linedrive comes running up to YHC and says “I am running faster than Pikachu” Shots fired again!

Announcements:  F3 Family Picnic October 12th. Check Slack and Facebook.

T-Claps (Recognition): All of the 2.0’s for playing a great game and having fun! All PAX for making it to the workout. Shamwow! for rucking his 2.0 Hitchhike for the entire workout!

Prayer: Injured PAX, unspoken

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead and a great time playing flag football!