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Mike..Mike…Mike..HHHHHUUUMMMPPPPPDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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EC: @Reddenbacher, @Emeril, @Deadbolt – Ran EC in reverse.

FNGs: Mike Sheridan –  Now known as Alamo

Warm Up:
Jog to soccer field.  SSH, Good Mornings, Windmills, Daisy Pickers

The Workout:
Originally I was going to utilize the @Deadbolt special and do four corner repeats in the big parking lot followed up with some Abyss training.  But during my EC run I came up with a new plan to keep everyone moving (Pakistani Runs) and hitting all the great rides Disney has to offer.

Ride 1 – Started at the soccer field after warmups.  Balls to wall on the fence, run to midfield 15 Merkins, run to the other fence Preachers Chair. Back to midfield for Merkins.  Noticed someone standing near the bathrooms waiting on us and as we got closer realized it was @Crablegs.   5 burpees for everyone.

Ride 2 – Next stop the abyss.  One line Pakistani Run partner up on the way.   1 partner LBC’s at the top while the other partner ran down into the abyss and did 10 star jumps.  Back to the top and swap.
Round 2 partner 1 did squats while partner 2 ran down and did Merkins.  Swap.   Core work while we waited for the 6.

Ride 3 – One line Pakistani Run to the Big Parking Lot.  4 corners.  Corner 1 at the start 3 burpees.  Jog/run to corner 2 6 burpees.  Lunge walk corner 3 9 burpees.  Jog/run to corner 4 12 burpees.
Core work while we waited on the 6.

Ride 4 – Mosey to the hill behind the big parking lot.   Partner up again.  Partner 1 run to the top of the hill while Partner 2 did Prisoner Get Up Squat Jumps (PGUSJ), one of my new favorite exercises that @Dawgpound introduced to us last week.

Ride 5 – Mosey to the stairs behind the school.  5 Turkish get ups.  Run up stairs and around to the football field benches near the ticket booth.  Dips until the 6 showed up.  @Dawgpound ran us thru some of the best Russian Dips ever.

Pakistani run back to the big parking lot because @Midget for Life left his sweatshirt.  FNG was pretty tired at this point so @Dumbo stopped to provide encouragement while Pax ran ahead to parking lot entrance and did more Squats followed by the @Nemo special Goofballs led by @Midget for Life.  FNG caught his breath so finished the Pakistani Run back to the flag.

Mary:
Downward dog calf stretches.  Pigeon.

Announcements:
Thursday 1/30 4pmish – Help Snap move out of his office into storage down near @Pikachus house
Long Ass ATT run – 2/22 7am
Brought Mike into the circle to name him. After he gave us his background info I was ready to call him Hump Day but @Dumbo asked one more question.  “What was your first job?”.  Mike’s answer was “I worked at a rental car agency”.   @Dumbo appropriately named him Alamo

Feb 2nd – Greenhouse build at HS Food Pantry.  HC for a count. Don’t want to overwhelm the kid running it.

T-Claps (Recognition):
All the Pax for continuously encouraging Mike/Alamo throughout the workout.  I heard so many Mike, Mike, Mike… that thought for sure we’d name him Hump day.   Special thanks to @Midget for Life and @Dumbo for working with him.
@Dumbo for going to Central Prison on Tuesday to meet with those in prison and helping to run a bible study.  While there he found out they’ve been doing F3 3 times a day.

Prayer: @Quiver has a family friend that is 70 and was just diagnosed with ALS, @Crablegs, men at Central Prison, @Snap, @Wallaby

Cold Start and Unexpected Opportunity

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The temperature read 28 degrees as I stepped out of the car this morning to be greeted by 7 fellow PAX who decided like me to get stronger and forsake the fartsack. After 2 mins of mumble chatter it became apparent that we would call an audible since it was 05:30 and no Q present. YHC took the opportunity to lead these mighty men for the workout today in what became my VQ. Now… if I could only figure out what Thangs we would do.

QIC: Fanny Pack

Pax: Da Business, Fanny Pack, Mr. Terrific, Oboe, Quiver, Shredder, Tetanus, 3rd Cousin 

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey the standard loop around the parking deck. Circled up in parking deck for: SSH x 20, GM’s x 10, Sir Fazio’s x 10 F/R, Mountain Climbers x 20, Hillbillies x10, and Imperial Walkers x 10.
The Workout: Now I had a plan, or at least half a plan. We ran 7’s down the length of the parking garage starting with standard merkins on one end and dips on the other. Each PAX ran hard in between. Moseyed over to the rock pile.  Circled up for what was primarily 2 exercises at each rock (we would rotate counter clockwise) an upper body move and a lower body/core move. Each exercise had a 10 count. Let it be disclosed that YHC miscounted on a couple of moves. After each pair of exercises, pax did merkins starting with 1 and going to 10 before shifting spaces. Thanks to Shredder for reminding YHC to move the circle to a safer place in the parking lot.  Exercises: Curls for the Girls x 20, Shoulder Press x 20, Tricep Extend x20, Ground Pounder x 20, Bus Driver x 10, Squats x 10, Torso Twist x 10, Goblet Squats x 10, Rut Rows x 20, Rock Spanks x 20, Dying Cockroach w Rock x 10, LSF x 20, Homer 2 Marge x 10.

Mary: YHC called 10 counts of: Shoulder Taps, Freddie Mercury, and Catalina Wine Tasters (I referred to these in error as Catalonia Wine Smellers which caused some confusion). Remaining PAX took turns calling out 10 counts of the following: Fire Hydrants, Box Cutters, LBC’s, Mountain Climbers, Pickle Pounders, American Hammers. Plank Hold was done for a 5 count by all PAX.
Announcements: YHC’ s non VQ will be at Purple Cobra Tuesday. Quiver let us in on some fine arts he’s had the pleasure of viewing recently.
T-Claps (Recognition): Shredder for keeping me on time. I did not expect to need my watch today.
Prayer: Our Armed Forces and Nation, those PAX that are ill these days, unspoken.  YHC took us out.  It was an honor to lead you fellas in getting stronger this morning.

Full House

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Pax of 15 out in the gloom for a Sheepdog record. A bunch for EC. Many guests including Crab Legs and Howard in attendance. Co-Q with Shredder taking combatives. May it truly be said that a good (sweaty) time was had by all.

Warm Up:

Leg lifts, SSH, trunk twists.

2 rounds:
30s Plank hold
30 Mountain Climbers
20 Alternating Reverse Lunges
10 cadence Plank Up Downs
5 Squat Jumps

The Workout:

4 rounds, every 2 mins, split into even groups
10 imperial squat walkers
10 pullups
10 box jumps

Wing Chung punching circle while each pax in turn does an exercise, recover in between each round
10 capoeira pushups
10 break dancers, double punches
(ran out of time for round 3 with triple punches 🙂 )

Combatives:

Mechanical Advantage Control Holds, Theory and Application, parts I-III.

Mary:

Core incorporated. Good thing since we were outta time anyway.

Announcements:

Last AO of Q-Swap with Carpex tomorrow, 6:30 at Bond Park, led by Slide Rule and Skidmark(?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab legs, successful carpal tunnel surgery for Dovetail’s M.

Prayer:

Crab Leg’s father-in-law Bob (new lease on life), Howard’s son (pneumonia + flu), Shredder’s coworker Danielle (cancer + other).

B.O.M.B.S and Biscuits

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EC: Nope although Shredder came “a running in” just before we circled up for Warm ups

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: Perfect morning in the gloom with clear skies and a full moon.  PAX circled up for some:

Hairy Rockettes X 10

Deep Squat stretch with legs slightly wider than shoulders at a 10 count OYO (to stretch out the groin), or what I call the Lipstick Squat Stretch (similar to being in a position to make a “Stinky” out in the gloom)

Fazio Arm Circles X10

Then we mozey to the back of HRMS to get the blood pumping a bit. Stopped in the back lot of the school for some:

Imperial Walkers X10

Hillbillies X10

The Workout:

Chow Time!! We headed down to the track for a Bojangles Blueberry Biscuit……mosey in the corners and sprint down the stretch of the track followed by 5 burpees (the blueberries). Some found it to be satisfying….. others were a bit disappointed (sorry not sorry).

Then it was time to partner up for some Track B.O.M.B.S…One Pax runs clockwise around the track while the other runs counterclockwise. When they meet, they complete the first exercise in the B.O.M.B.S series, then continue their run until they meet again for the second exercise….and so on and so on….

-Burpees X20

-Overhead claps X40

-Merkins X60

-Big Boy Sit-ups X80

-Squats X100

That biscuit must have given these HIM some extra energy because we finished a bit early, so we returned in mosey fashion to the back parking lot for a round of “Evolution of Man”. Bear crawl for about 30 yards, followed by 30 merkins. Lunge walk 30 yards, followed by 15 squat jacks (like a SSH only sink into a deep squat when legs are apart).  End with a 30 yard sprint back to the starting line, followed by 15 overhead/seal clap combos.

It was time to mosey back to the COT for Mary, and not a minute to spare.  I could feel that biscuit hitting my lower intestines right about now.

Mary:

-Pretzel Crunches X10

-Homer to Marg X20

-Freddie Mercuries X10

-Low Slow Flutter X15

-Box Cutters X10

-Make Today Meaningful (2nd cousin to “Have a Nice Day”)

Announcements:

-Tomorrow is last QSwap at Carpex

-Oboe’s band is playing Saturday night in Raleigh….go check out a bada$$ band and support a HIM…

Prayer: Prayers for our military serving at home and abroad as well as the families they leave behind while serving our country

3rd Watch Co-Q

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Pick’ed up the Q late for Warbucks so he could go beatdown the Carpex Guys. Put it out to my shield lock group if anyone would want to CO-q and Shredder took warmups and mary. We had 6 people and most of us were part of our shield lock group.

FNGs: None
Warm-Up: Joogged over to good-will for the warm-up, which consisted of Shredder leading Squats with Overhead claps, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers & Hill Billy’s
The Workout:
              Thang 1: 4 corners:  start at 5, go to 10. Monkey Humpers, Carolina Dry Docks, Prisoner Squats, Merkins
              Thang 2: Mosey to the Wall behind Harris Teeter, do 3 sets of alternating People Chair with claps, and Planks, BTTW and Freddie Mercuries, People Chair Morrocan Night clubs and LBC’s.
             Thang 3: Ran to the Bank for 2x wide grip merkins Dips and Derkins

Mary: Shredder lead mary with LBCs, Crab Cakes, Break Dancers, Embrace the Suck, and Have a nice day
COT: 6
Announcements: Continuance of Q Swapp week
T-Claps (Recognition): 3rd watch shield lock group with another strong showing, including honorary member Forceps. Also Good to See Bobby Dall again.
Prayer: Fanny Pack took us out: Booby Dall Family, YHC’s Wifes Aunt who is in hospital, our troops and their families, and prayers for a safe resolution of the current conflict

NMS: I have really enjoyed the shield lock challenge so far, our group is filled with people I did not know well in Southwake, so it has been great to get to know them better.

Throwback 5 – Day 4 – Disney

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Throwback 5 appears to be working just as planned.  End the decade and start a new one with 5 convergences at the “Original 5” Southwake AOs.  Today was Disney’s turn.  YHC turned to Kid Cracker to co-Q with me as we were the Site’s initial Qs.  I always loved Q-ing with Kid Cracker as there would be diversity in the body parts worked and lots of good mumblechatter.

It was a cloudy, 37 degree Thursday morning as YHC approached a gathering crowd in the Middle Creek Park parking lot.  The glows of at least one (Redenbacher) Pax member finishing EC could be seen.  The original Southwake Shovel Flag was planted, fists were bumped and Kid Cracker got us going!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short fellowship jog (0.33 miles) around the dark soccer field – we continued this mosey to the small parking lot adjacent to the baseball field house – where we circled up

  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Good Morning x 20 I.C.
  • Downward Dog (left and right rocking)
  • Runners pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • Pigeon pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • on your feet to mosey to the High School student parking lot – Pax instructed to partner up on the run

The Workout:

Round 1:  Kid Cracker

  • Partner1 partner carry Partner2 the long distance up the hill in the parking lot.  Resting or alternating as needed
  • Disclaimer was issued by Kid Cracker “if you have back problems, knee problems or are on your (menstrual) cycle – you can lunge walk”  Classic 🙂
  • Alternative to partner carry was lunge walk half way then catch up on the run
  • At top of hill series of exercises were done (too gassed to remember)
  • Mosey back to bottom of the hill
  • Rince and repeat with alternating pax member
  • Fellowship run back to the park toward the Abyss (7 flights of stairs)

Round 2:  Deadbolt

  • Keep your partner – half the partners would go to bottom of the stair (but stay with your partners) and half stay up top
  • DORA with runners going up/down the stairs.  The DORA was
    • 100 Merkin
    • 200 LBC
    • 300 Squats
    • Ab exercises until the 6 gets up
  • Clockwise and Counterclockwise Indian runs (50-50 split) from the Abyss to the concrete area at the bottom on the half pipe
  • Jailbreak to Flag for Mary

Mary:  Alternating Abs by your Co-Qs

  • American Hammers x 20
  • Exaggerated Low Slow Flutter x 20
  • Freddy Merc x 20
  • Wide Grip Merkins x 20
  • Heels to Heaven x 20
  • Good Morning stretches
  • Michaels Phelps to close

Announcements:

  • Final Throwback 5 tomorrow- Cletus – it will be special
  • Carpex – Southwake Q Swap next 2 weeks
  • Dawgpound assisting Eagle Scout with fund raising opportunity and support – details on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

  • Wallaby, Crablegs, US Military Forces, some I may have forgot
  • DB Took us out in a ball of man

Throwback Day One – Baby Come Back

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Day 1 of our Throwback week. I had the honor of leading 25 PAX from Holly Springs and the Quay in bringing back and taking care of Baby.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Fazio Arm Circles, Windmills
The Workout: Our goal was to not drop Baby (the football) throughout the workout. If she is dropped, a 3 Burpee discipline

  1. Combo exercises included: step-ups and irkins, wide merkins and plank jacks, rinse, repeat
  2. Quarterback / receiver drills while other PAX were in line doing planks, squats, high knees
  3. Two Rock Shakur: Colt 45s and Tricep Extensions
  4. Split in to two groups. Bear Crawl around circle drive holding Baby from the inside and passing to the next PAX to reach the outside circle
  5. Mosey to playground: Split in to 4 groups for pull up, swing planks, and a game of Hot Potato
  6. Two Rock Shakur repeat

Mary: Around the Horn starting with those who have been in F3 the longest down to two years…and a few Respects
Announcements: Throwback week. Hope to see everyone at the next workout at Kenny’s Grave. Shield Lock starts Jan 1.
T-Claps (Recognition): Those PAX that have stuck with F3 for multiple years!
Prayer: H1N1 sports hernia, Quiver’s wife uncle with cancer

2nd F at Starbucks!

 

MAKING TRACKS ON THE TRACK AT TB

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This BB was posted on behalf of Tetanus.  He was QIC and this was his VQ!!!  Way to be Tetanus

Getting the Backblast up late!!! Momma always said I was a procrastinator. I didn’t get a birthmark until I was 3.  VQ at TB barely slept last night like a kid on Christmas Eve. A little Winter chill didn’t stop 11 HIMS from getting better today. -Tetanus

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  Frankensteins x 12 IC, Fazio Arm Circles front/back x 12 IC, then we mosey to get the blood flowing…..Behind the school and circle up for a couple more warm up exercises…….SSH x 15 IC, The Hillbilly (in honor of VQ motherland, WV) x 15 IC

The Workout:

Mosey to the track and partner up…….

Round 1 – Bear crawl/zombie walk the track…..PAX 1 runs the track while PAX 2 follows behind in a bear crawl, PAX 1 laps around and tags PAX 2 and PAX 2 begins the run while PAX 1 picks up the bear crawl. Rotate back and forth until 1 lap is complete by the bear crawl/zombie walk combo. RECOVER

Round 2: PAX 1 runs a lap while PAX 2 does mountain climber Merkins AMRAP, then recover for a 10 count, then AMRAP again until PAX 1 finishes his lap, then switch it up.

Round 3: Same as Round 2 with overhead claps

Round 4: Same as Round 2 but holding plank

Time flies when you’re havin fun……PAX mosey back to the flag

Mary: Pretzel crunches x 12 IC, Freddy Mercury x 14 IC, LBC x 20, Homer to Marge x 25,  have a nice day

Announcements:  Christmas party this weekend – auction items – proceeds go to Healing Transitions, 24 hr run for Healing Transitions, 3rd F vision meeting next Wednesday @5:30AM @Dunkin Donuts.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Yogurt and Da Business for picking up the 6

Prayer:

Wallaby, Pikachu/POTS for those PAX MIA (check in on them and see how they are doing), Quiver’s family, Kosher’s family, Oboe’s dad, Florence’s friend and family

F3 is like a box of chocolates…

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EC: Axe, Dahmer, UTI, 187

ECers returned to the lot to watch Quiver, Maybelline and Tetanus roll in.  The mumble chatter was ON so it wasn’t until near start time that we started to talk about who was Qing.  Someone proclaimed that Gump was slated for the Q.  We found ourselves left high and dry like an adult man waiting for a bus with a box of chocolates in his lap.  What do you do when you find yourself waiting with a snack.  You start eating it!  Sometimes a workout can be like a box of chocolates.  The Q sheet tells you one thing but you really never know what you are going to get!

FNGs: Not Today!
Warm Up:  187 Opened the box – SSH, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billies

The Workout:

1st Chocolate – 187 flavored, aftertaste of exotic animals (no Dodo birds!?)

  • Duck Walk / Bear Crawl return
  • Alligator Walk with escalating Merkins / Bear Crawl return
  • Reverse Crab Walk / Bear Crawl return

2nd Chocolate – UTI flavored (ew…), the buttered popcorn jellybean of chocolates

  • Mozy towards the GCF
  • Carioca from the Christmas Tree Tent for 1/3 of the length of the lot and reverse for the next 1/3
  • Mozy Backwards until the end of the lot
  • 20x LBCs
  • Skip our way to the rock pile
  • Grab a rock, 15x Tricep Extensions, 20x Curls for the Girls, 20x One hand overhead press (10 each hand), 30x Goblet Squats
  • Repeato the Rock Workouts
  • Mozy to the ramp behind the new burger joint
  • 3x Pair off and switch – Peoples Chair / Backwards run up the ramp

3rd Chocolate – Dahmer flavored, tastes like pennies

  • Mozy to the dumpster niche behind the pet store
  • Pair off and switch for the following – Repeato 2x
    • Balls to the Wall / 20x Merkins
    • Peoples Chair / 10x Burpees
    • Australian Mountain Climbers / 15x Peter Parkers

Mary:  We aren’t smart men, but we know what love is… WE GAVE MARY ALL THE CHOCOLATES (Don’t tell Jenny)

  • Box Cutters (cardboard), Homer to Marge (lots of hair!?), Pickle Pounders (dill), Dying Cockroach (protein), Flutter Kicks (watered down), and at least 2 other chocolates that I can’t remember
  • If you stuff them all in your mouth at once it makes a fine blend

Announcements: Xmas Party, Oakwood 24 – see the slackverse and M4L for details
T-Claps (Recognition):  Tetanus – He has only been F3ing for a short time but he is on the Q sheet for Tiger Blood this week.  He says he is on rev5 of his winky.  Come show him some support!
Prayer:  Continued thoughts for Quiver and for our missing Q who was not feeling well this morning – Feel Better Gump!

Accountability

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FNGs: Mr. Terrific (aka: Quitter)
The Workout:

We worked out, it was hard.  Not a lot of mumble chatter to be heard.  I tried to mix up legs / core / shoulders / chest.  Got a bit more than a mile in, but I know my heart rate was up the whole time.

More importantly, though.  Twice during the workout, instead of a count-hold, I asked the PAX to share.  Why do you do F3?  What makes you keep doing F3?  What do you need from your F3 brothers during the holidays?

A quick sample of popular responses:

  • “Family is my biggest stress during the holidays (and also what I look forward to the most during the holidays)”
  • “I need / look forward to accountability from my F3 brothers.”
  • “I want to pray for a lot of close friends struggling with mental health / family issues (but don’t want to really admit I have the same stuff going on)”

Accountability in Fitness is why we keep coming back.  I hope we take a few moments to think about what Accountability would look like outside of a workout.  I’m glad that I’m 20 pounds lighter, a few minutes faster, a lot of pullups stronger after 3 years of F3.  I’m more thankful that I’ve got a group of guys who are helping me be a better husband / father / son.  In 2020, my goal is to make it easier for the whole of f3SouthWake to find that if they’re looking for it.

Announcements: Christmas Party; Oakwood 24
T-Claps (Recognition): Great to see Shredder back in the Gloom, especially FNG in tow
Prayer: Oakwood 24; Family burdens; Quiver; Mental Health; More Family