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Dawg was like a good Margarita… Salty!!!

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Emeril has been hanging out with CarPex for too long. Whoever signed him up for a CarPex 9 man team needs to get their butt back out at F3 South Wake and talk to this guy. He never shut up today. Just kept yapping about something. He’s a good man that is influenced too easily by the folks he works out with. He needs to stop working out with CarPex. This has to stop. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!

FNGs: I don’t know why but none showed up today.
EC Yoga: Dawgpound, Emeril, Lucky Charms
EC: Particle Board, Dahmer, 187, ShamWow (I’m guessing on this one)

Warm Up:

We circled up. Didn’t even take a lap. This was a 0.0 running workout. For all of those that want less running today was the day for you.

25 In Cadence Side Straddle Hops
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backwards
10 Daisy Pickers
10 Good Mornings

Class:

There where five types of Exercises with variations of difficulty.

Pull Series:
Straddle Pull
Standard Pull
Across Body Pull

Push Series:

Assisted waiter Push Press
Single Arm Push Press
Bottoms Up Push Press

Sternum Pull Series:
— Sternum Pull starts lying on your pick and having the bell behind your head. Then bring the bell to your sternum as you sit up.

Sternum Pull
Sternum Pull into a seated Press

Bridge Chest Press Series:
— Lying on your back go into a bridge position for chest presses.
Normal chest press in Bridge position
Alternating Side to Side Chest Press
Alternating Side to Side Chest Press with a Squeeze

Push Up Series:
Kettlebell pushups on your knees
Kettlebell pushups
Plyo Kettlebell pushups

The Workout:

Each pax was supposed to decide which version of the series they wanted to do for the workout.
We did 8 rounds of each exercise. 20 seconds of exercise plus 10 seconds of either Mountain Climbers or Side Straddle Hops
This means we did a total of 40 rounds.  You did all 8 rounds in a row and then moved onto the next exercise.

Mary:

10 In Cadence Hillbillies
10 in Cadence Imperial Walkers
Bat Wing

  • 10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
  • 10 Fazio Arm Circles Backwards
  • 10 Seal Claps in Cadence
  • 10 Overhead claps in Cadence
  • 10 Ralphies in cadence

10 in Cadence Floor Wipers
10 in Cadence Toe Taps

Announcements:
9/11 Stair Climb at NC State
BRR
Convergence Sugg Farm Monday at 6 AM

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All Pax for good health
Emeril and his parents selling their house and moving down here
Quiver and job as the company he works for was bought by another company.

Pikachu called in sick

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: Quick Jog,  SSH, Hillbillies, Burpees, Some other stuff I don’t remember

The Workout: Partner Dora

As I was headed to Crazy Ivan at 4:45 this morning I received a text from Pikachu asking me to fill in as Pikachu wasn’t feeling well.   I agreed and texted Dawg to let him know.   EC Yoga by Emeril, Dawg and Lucky Charms at 4:55.  During Yoga, Dawg said that Dumbo had a good suggestion for doing a Dora with kettle bells so we talked it through and here’s what we came up with as 5 other Pax rolled in for the workout.

Round 1:  300 KB Swings.  150 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

10 Burpees each

Round 2:  200 Goblin Squats.  100 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

Quick jog around parking lot

Round 3: 100 Shoulder presses.  50 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

Dawg took over and headed the Pax to the auditorium for rounds of peoples chair and balls to the wall followed by some lunges.

Back to the parking lot for Mary led by Emeril.

Mary:

Rounds of Stretches mixed with Merkins

Announcements:

None

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dawg for stepping up and helping me Q

Prayer:

Pumpkin Spice – Life, Family, Marriage
Dawg – Putting one of his dogs down at 4pm today

Roger Roger took us out

BackBlast, BackBlast…TBD BackBlast

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x30, Standard Merkin x20, Daisy Picker x15, Sir Fazio 10F/B, Michael Phelps, 5 Burpees OYO
The Workout: First Q at TBD for YHC. After our first set of Burpees, we were off to form 2 indian run lines. Started off around the field path. At the Ivan lot, we circled up for some Run and Drops. YHC called the drops – roughly 10 or so. Back to Indian lines to the PL. Another set of Run and Drops, ending with 5 Burpees OYO. Mosey to Concession stand where we found some space and some wall. Group 1 BTTW, Group 2 10 count Burpees. Switch. Group 1 Peter Parkers, Group 2 BTTW. Switch. Speedy Mosey to ball fields. Group 1 5 Burpees, Group 2 sprint to center and shoulder taps for the 6 of Group 1. Switch. YHC had to modify here as I couldn’t figure out how to play catch up. When we all returned, 10 Burpees OYO. What I could figure out was another indian run. Back around the long way past Ivan again. Return to the tennis courts to find Mary.


Mary: There she was for a round of popcorn. 12 exercises (13 with my added triangle merkins). Arguable winner to Brony for the Thor’s Hammer.
Announcements: Q-Sheet awareness continues. If you are hesitant ask a Site Q, they would be happy to co-Q to get your feet wet.

Thank you Doc and Aquaman for letting me jump in. It’s an honor and a privilege to lead you #HIM.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife. Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Crazy Ivan 7/26- Big Boy Toys

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Pax of 8 got stronger with some big boy toys

Dauber, Pots, Dawgpound, Lucky Charms, Emeril, Pablo, 8-bit and Breach on the Q

Warm up– Jog around the parking lot and circle up for a 22 count party of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers and Windmills. 

Main Event– 4 stations of fun for a Tabata style workout 8 30 second sets with 10 seconds of rest between each set. Rotate Stations after completion of the set. 

Station 1 (Kettlebells) Round 1 swings, Round 2 Upright Rows

Station 2 (Tires and Fire hoses) Round 1 Tire flips, Round 2 Fire hose Lunges 

Station 3 (Battle Ropes and Med Balls) Round 1 Waves, Round 2 Med Ball Slams

Station 4 (Pain Sticks) Round 1 Alternate between Curls and Tricep extensions, Round 2 Squats 

Announcements: CSAUP in Greenville 

Closed in Prayer  

Simple but effective

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FNGs: Welcome 2 FNG’s. Venkman and Slimer. Father / 2.0 combo
Warm Up: 2 for EC. Half lap around soccer field. Good mornings, windmills, arm circles, hamstring stretches. Middle of warmups a Jeep rolls in.  Luckily they were FNGs so spared the group penalty burpees.

The Workout: To small hill.  Run up backwards and back down.  At bottom do crowd pleasers,1-7 reps.  Consists of merkin and groiners.

To wall.  BTW shoulder taps while partner does colt 45s. 3 sets of top to mid squat, mid to low squat, full squat. Rotating between sets with partner.

To rock pile.  Did sets of 20 IC – curls for the girls, ground pounders and rut rows.  Jack webbs1-3 ratio up to 7 sets.

Mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: captain thor 1-4 reps up to 7 sets. LSF, box cutters, heel taps, Freddie mercuries up to 20 IC.  Have a nice day!!
Announcements: paddle board pop up AO Saturday Banana Seat with details.   Site co-Q needed at mutiny.

Prayer: Dwayne’s wife, r22, all pax health, FedEx wife traveling

Audible at Mutiny

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FNGs:  none BUT welcome back Snip!

Warm Up:  Run around the pitch.  Circle up for Michael Phelps, 25 SSH, 10 daisy Pickers, fozzio Arm Circles (F/B), HB, IW, Static Arm stretches.

The Workout:  Q showed up on time with a game plan but was not feeling it; shared his concern with Gump.  Immediately called an audible from a boot camp workout with rocks to a game of Ultimate Frisbee!  Dropped Frisbees and Frisbees out of bounds resulted in 3 rep exercises (various).  Scores resulted in 10 count exercises.

Mary:  Each PAX called out a core exercise ranging from Pickle-pounders to American Hammers.

Announcements:  CSAUP (Greenville), Salamander game, BRR Training…See Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):  Norm – two weeks of Army training completed.

Prayer: Horrible murder-suicide tragedy in Norm’s Unit; Injured PAX; Silent prayers; Family members with cancer.

EC:  The Natural

Always an honor leading such a fine group of HIM!

Welcome White Claw and Duck Hunt

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Yoga EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Emeril, Skidmark
EC: Pablo, Blue Hen, Moby, Flanagan, Lucky Charms, Dahmer, UTI, White Claw

FNGs: White Claw and Duck Hunt
Warm Up:

Bounce
High Hinge. Left leg back
High Hinge. Right leg back
Trace your foot
Back Stroke
Arms out rotate shoulder

Teaching:

Tier 1:
Swing bell against chest
Reverse Warrior Lunge
Pushup on bell on knees

Tier 2:
Swing two handed
Rotational Warrior Lunge
Pushup on Bell

Tier 3:
Single Arm Swing
Rotational Warrior Lunge with Press
Plyo Pushup on Bell

The Workout:

20 Rounds of one minute of the tier you select above. Start at 4 reps each exercise. If you have something you have to do on each arm it will be 2 and 2. If you finish the exercise under 30 seconds. Increase the number of reps. We will go from 4 to 6. If you cannot finish by 40 seconds decrease the number of reps from 6 to 4. You must stay in good form. Form cannot suffer. Increasing/decreasing the reps is down by 2.

Mary:

Reach Through Draw the Bow
Childs Pose
Downward Dog Leg lift Open Hip
Pigeon Pose Look both Ways
Runners Pose With rotation of hip

Announcements:

Meg’s smile volunteers Saturday
Sasquatch coming up
Special BRR run next Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition):

Flanagan and Moby got their fritter

Prayer:

Crablegs
John Deere
Emeril’s Dad
UTI’s family friend
Dusty’s brother

Form and Function

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I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Last Week Was Better

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Yoga EC: Skidmark, Dawgpound, Emeril, Bullseye, Aquaman, Lucky Charms

EC: Cowboy, Buford

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circled up in the parking lot so we can walk to the playground together.  Circled up at the playground for the following

Side Straddle Hop
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Merkins
Revers Merkins

The Workout:

Split up into pairs for the following stations.  Each team went through once and then we had a little more time so you got to work on what you felt you needed most.

Station 1 Timer:
Box Jumps
Plank Jacks

Station 2:
TRX Atomic Push Ups
KB Swings

Station 3:
TRX Row
KB Pistol Row

Station 4:
TRX Y to I
KB Double Arm Press

Station 5:
Pull Ups
Gun Slingers

Station 6:
Battle Rope
Jump Rope

Station 7:
2 Arm Deadlift, Clean, Clean Squat

Station 8:
Row, Kneeling Clean press and Stand Flow

Mary:

Circled up for the following:
Around the world
Halos
Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

See Facebook/Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): None where recognized at the workout.
Prayer:

Safe travels for Emeril’s Family
Emeril’s bachelor weekend
Midget and his closing
All Pax coming back from injury

When did Dauber get here?

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FNGs: Splenda and Seagull

Warm Up

A fun jog around Club Worx back to the tennis courts for warm up consisting of: 36 SSH for 36 months of F3 for me, good mornings, daisy pickers, imperial walkers and hill billy’s.

 

The Workout

  • Line up on the tennis courts for: wheel barrels, bear crawls, crawl bears, crab walk and reverse crab walks
  • Run to rock pile, grab rocks and then line up on soccer field for fun with rocks consisting of curls for the girls, ruh rohs, triceps extensions and LipSync’s 8 step full body lift that is actually only 6 steps. Between each arm exercise run to other end of field and back which included one 10 set of merkins for one of the runs because we were 20 minutes into the workout and haven’t done any merkins.
  • John Cusack to parking lot for down and back Bearly Curling.
  • Return rocks and separate into 2 groups of 8 so each brother can do 10 abyss merkins between 2 picnic tables while the other 7 did various experiences consisting of LBCs, WWII and monkey humpers
  • Run to little pavilion for 10 dips and then run to tennis courts for Mary consisting of Freddy Mercurys, low slow flutter, American hammers and 1 minute of have a nice day.

 

Mary

  • Freddy Murcury’s
  • Low, slow flutter
  • American Hammers
  • Have a nice day

Announcements

Refer to Slack

 

Prayer Request

Warchild and his family, Gilligan from F3 Carterico who is having complications from heart valve replacement, Dauber’s big interview on Wednesday and any other that I accidently have forgotten.