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Holly Springs Finest

21 Pax posted this morning for a 0.0 workout. In case you’re not sure what that means, it means no running. Mixed reviews from the pax at the beginning. Some dreading the no mosey workout, others, unsure of what was about to hit them, were a bit excited about that thought of no running. I’ll let them chime in with their opinions later.

Full day this morning as Holly Springs finest made an appearance to address what I can only assume was an issue related to noncompliance and an ATM machine.

As our workout started we had a brief break in the action when a truck backed over a shopping cart.

EC: Quite a few but I’m not sure who so I’ll go with Pikachu, 187, Shamwow, Warbucks, Aquaman, Bullseye

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: Can’t have a good day without a good morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, and Sir Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout: Deck of Cards Rotated exercises in order: merkins – on Q down and up (diamond if pulled, Hand release if heart pulled), Lunges in cadence, WWII, Squats

A 25 lb and 35 lb kettle bell were passed left after each exercise. If a spade was drawn it was 2x the amount on the card.

Joker = 10 turkish get-ups and yes you had to do them with the kettlebell if you had it.

Mary: Pax held plank for 7 minutes. Did some R arm and L arm up. Also did some R arm R leg up crunches and vice verse. 1 quick 10 count pickle pounders. While Pax were holding plank Q tested Pax knowledge of F3. A little trick I picked up in F3 Pittsburgh were they hold a position and each pax says the mission.

The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

We also did some work on the core principals: 1. Free of charge 2. Open to all men 3. Held outdoors rain or shine, heat or cold, 4. Peer led in a rotating fashion with no certification needed 5. All workouts end with a COT.

Recover

Announcements: Work at the Holly Springs Food Cupboard this weekend from 9 -12. Showup bring the 2.0s. Need support.

Memorial Day Murph at Womble 0700. Paradise City will be open. Rumor is so will Mutiny with Ultimate.

T-Claps (Recognition): Shamwow for checking on the guy that ran over the shopping cart.

Prayer:
Pilgrim’s dad Ben Sr.
Drew from Motorboatin’s neighborhood
Double D
Lucky on his 50 miler

Emeril took us out.

3 Mile Island of Pain

FNGs: N/A

Warmup:  20 Fozie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 20 SSH, 15 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 OYO Burpees, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 15 ct Pigeon Poses

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate around rocks between sets.  Pikachu picked a rock the shape of South Carolina but the size of a truck tire to play with.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 Sets of 10’s – Windshield Wipers and Bench Press
  • 2 Set of 10’s – Rockies and 6 inches

Mosey to the Wall for 3 sets of 35 ct Wall Sits – Prisoner, Al Gore, Standard. YHC explained that BTTWs were out due to broken blood vessels is the eyes that make me look like I have pink eye for a week.  Doc was up to his usual antics with the count downs and YHC had fun with Peak at You’s name which made for some of the best Mumble Chatter in F3SW.

Mosey to the Playground for Aik’n Station Time:

  • 2 sets of 10’s – Shoulder Tap Planks, Dips, Standard Merkins
  • 2 sets of 20’s – Step Ups, Squats, Mountain Climbers
  • 2 sets of 20’s – LBCs, WWIIs, LSFs
  • 10’s – Hand Release Merkins, Dips, 30 ct Supermans
  • 20’s – H2M single legs, Pickle Pounders, Plank Jacks,
  • Finished the workout off with 3 sets of 5ct-10ct Boat Canoes.

Announcements:  Truth In Nature Skeet Shoot fundraiser needs F3 support, Womble Park Memorial Day Murph is on (details in Slack Announcements soon),  GP closed June 1st, Dauber happy to be back in the Gloom after 2 weeks of injury recovery (F3 is just good for the soul).

Prayer Requests:  Drew Pescaro is one of the UNCC Shooting victims (friend of Motor Boatin’s family) and is recovering from intestinal surgeries. Continued prayers for F3 brothers dealing with injuries like Shredder.

YHC took us out.

T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps for double downs: Pikachu logged over 15 miles at U-Turn before posting GP and Peeping Tom posted @ Whiplash beat down. Also, our brother 3 Mile (named for local Nuclear Power Plant & love for running) for posting DR all the way from Johnson City, TN.

 

Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

8 PAX showed up for a primal beatdown at Tiger Blood, 7 survived. YHC arrived at 0455 for a quick jog around the school to scout out the site. At 0505, 4 PAX set off on an EC run down to Crossway. This isn’t the normal route, but wanted to work some hills into this morning. Aquaman volunteered to show us the standard route, but I must have not heard him… Either way, we had our hills and were back in plenty of time to see the rest of the PAX, including 1 “visitor” from Carpex, Peeping Tom. There was some mumblechatter about mumblechatter and at 0530, we were off! At CoT, PAX were inspired by a passing Bunny and decided we don’t have enough “humpers” already, so Bunny Humpers should make an appearance in SW soon…

EC: Aquaman, Maybelline, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Mosey back to parking lot for:
SSH x25 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward/x10 backward IC
Arm stretches
Moroccan night clubs x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to soccer fields.

PAX lined up on the end of the soccer field. We did the following:
3 exercises
sprinted to mid-field
repeated exercises
sprint to end of field
repeat exercises
**Counts ranged from 15-25 for each exercise as needed.

Round 1 exercises: Mountain climbers, Catalina wine mixers, and merkins
After round 1, we had our 1st casualty. Aquaman, exhausted from being Thunderstruck last night, didn’t want to over do it and headed home. YHC confirmed he made it home without issue. Rest up Aquaman!
Round 2 exercises: Monkey humpers, shoulder taps, squats.
For round 3 we did an animal walk across the field with YHC calling different modes of transportation. It went something like this:
Bear crawl (Moby is an extremely fast bear)
Crab walk
Duck walk
Crawl bear
Flamingo (lunge walk)
Cheetah (sprint)

PAX then mosey’d over to the lot beside playground and grabbed some wall for:
BTTW x15 IC
Pistol squats x10 per leg
Australian mountain climbers x20 IC (unfortunately no blood was spilled)

Next up, parking lot suicides with PAX calling exercises at start
Sprint to 1st island and back to start for exercise
Sprint to 1st island + back to 2nd island + back to start for exercise …
Repeat to 4th island

Suicide exercises:
Plank jacks x15 IC
Pickle pounders x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Crab humbers x10 IC
PAX loved crab humper so much that we did another set before going to find Mary.

Mosey back to start for Mary.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC – YHC planned to work each leg individually until CAR was called. PAX scattered out of the way as Mary came in hot pursuit of her parking spot.
After this brief interruption, we finished up with:
High slow flutter x20 IC – last exercise
Box cutters x15 IC – really, the last exercise
Have a nice day

Announcements:
Carpex CSAUP 6/8 – Crazy Train – 14 mile run – 8am start
Carpex T-shirt order

T-Claps (Recognition):
Third cousin – Strong start to F3! Keep up the good work.
EC crew – Strong pace on the Crossway hills.

Prayer:
Warbucks dad’s back, Lauren, Peeping Tom’s cousin, Moby’s dad, Aquaman

Uno, Racing and Burpees @ Southwake Dad’s Workout

FNGs:

Rapunzel, Rubble, Castle, Cat Girl, Clean Sweep

Warm Up:

The warm up was led by Sir Dawgpound and started just as the sun cleared the clouds.  Exercises consisted of:

  • SSH In Cadence x 20
  • Daisy Pickers x 20
  • Fozzio Arm Circles Forwards and Backwards x 15 each
  • Some Light Stretching with Left leg over Right and Right Leg Over left.

The Workout:

The workout had 2 parts.  The first was led by YHC (Cowboy) and consisted of a modified version of Uno.  The PAX were divided into 4 teams and each team was dealt 7 cards.  The teams were to move through each card and do the following:

  • For a Skip Card the PAX would Skip their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Reverse Card the PAX would run backwards their side of the Tennis Court
  • For a Draw 2 they would run to the center of the court and pick 2 more cards
  • For a Wild Card they could pick their Color and do 10 reps of the selected Color’s exercise
  • For a number card they would look up the exercise associated with that color and do that number of reps
    • Red = Merkins
    • Green = Star Jumps
    • Blue = Squats
    • Yellow = LBCs (IC)

This was a bit disorganized but seemed to be fun for the kids and their dads.  We did this for 3 rounds.

The 2nd part of the Workout was led by Slide Rule and consisted of 2 activities.  For the first activity all the dads formed a line and planked while the kids jumped over the legs of their dads.  We then repeated but the Dads were in Downward Dog and the Kids Bear Crawled under through the smelly tunnel of Dads.  We then repeated the first part with planks and kids jumping the dads legs but added that once the kids were done the dads would follow the kids jumping the legs of their fellow dads and the kids after they had planked at the end of the line.

The second activity was a series of races in honor of Kentucky Derby Day.  The kids sprinted, bunny hopped, etc for each of their races.  The dads Bear Crawled and Wheel Barrowed their races.  Finally the kids rode their dads like horses and we raced around the tennis court.

Mary:

For Mary the PAX honored Riley Howell – the hero of the UNCC shooting with 21 Burpees together because in F3 we don’t do things OYO we are always together.  Slide Rule also shared some very inspiring words about doing the right thing even when your scared and to remember we all have each other to draw on in those times.

Announcements:

We need volunteers for the next Dads workout in June.  Note it is the same weekend as Run the Quay and a Triathlon that several PAX are running.

T-Claps (Recognition):

YHC personally feels that Skidmark and Pikachu deserve some T-Claps for tripling down today including lots of EC.  Great work men!

Finally Dawgpound came today with water, juice and snacks for the kids today and given the heat they were very needed and very appreciated.

Prayer:

Remember that we all have each other and that we can draw on each other to do the right thing, even when its difficult and scary.  Prayers for the family of Riley Howell and Prayers for all those unspoken prayer requests.

Rendevous with Rama

The theme of the day was “everything in 3’s”.  It was supposed to be a 3 mile EC, 3 Q’s, 3 stations, where pax in 3’s would rotate 3 sets of each workout.

But SkidMark is a jerk and guilted EH me into running a 4 mile EC.  Thanks to him, I PR’d 5k & 1 mile distances and set strava segment PR’s on pretty much every segment we ran.  Then somehow 22 guys showed up to the ‘Nut, throwing off the groups of 3.  And then my timing was rubbish so we didn’t get 3 reps in.  But, whatever, we pushed ourselves and got stronger.

As Dredd & Dark Helmet said on the 43 Ft Podcast, if you want to run faster, find someone faster than you and run with him.  If you want to get stronger, find someone stronger than you and work out with him.

F3 is a whole lot more than a selfish accountability fitness group.  But, I hope it’s at least that much for all of us.  Find someone who pushes you, and push yourself.  And once you realize another guy can help you get into better shape, think about how someone can be pushing you to be a better husband, a better father, a better employee, a better person.  Don’t let the impact of F3 be limited to your 5k Time or Merkin Reps.  #Accelerate

FNGs: Philly Special

EC:

Skid Mark & Slide Rule: 4

Buford, Dawgpound, Bernie: 2-3?

Flanigan, Blue Hen: Commute

Warm Up:

Led by Martini.  A lap, some SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Morning, and Fazio Arm Circles.  Our FNG arrived midway through, a quick disclaimer was called, and we were off.
The Workout:

PAX split into groups of 3, with 2 cinder blocks per group.

Round1:

Cinder blocks curl their way to the playground, odd man run & do 5 burpees

Rotate through 1 legged Romanian Dead Lifts & Pull Ups, 10x each

Recover on the BTTW.  I think there were some merkins in there

Round2:

Cinder blocks tricep extend their way to the track, odd man run & do 10 burpees.  Da business demonstrated the agility we all expect from seasoned professional referees

1 Lap around the track in 3 man indian run.  Indian drops for a merkin before sprint to the front

Round3:

Head to the short wall.  You know, the short wall.  Yeah, the short wall.  Odd man 5 burpees

2 pax do Goblet Squats while 3rd does a BTTW crawl the length of the wall

Repeat Round2

Repeat Round1

Intermission: Backwards up hill; duck walk down hill as other 2 chillcut plank.  Repeat 3x

Repeat Round3, only on a more differenter wall

Mary:

Led by Cowboy.  LBC x1000, Big Boy Situps, Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Thursday First Responder Training, Monday Workout in RTP

T-Claps (Recognition):

Today was Spanx last post.  He’s moving to Richmond, VA to take a new job.  Dude’s been hitting it hard and is going to find folks up there to work out with as soon as he gets his feet on the ground.  Good job, Spanx, it was a pleasure getting to know you.
Prayer:

Moby’s dad is getting released from hospital soon, Pilgrim’s Dad, Shredder

CarPex’s 777s at Thunder

Pax of 8 came out for a last minute announced Q of CarPex’s finest transplant (Peeping Tom) & YHC.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

Mosey to field near Volleyball court
Circle up for:
20 SSH IC
15 Windmills IC
15 Standard Merkins IC
The Workout:

Mosey to horseshoe things
At each line do 2 double merkin burpee
At the end do 30 prisoner squats OYO
Going back do WWM at each line
Plank hold for the 6
20 Homer to Marge IC

Mosey to the rock pile
Every grab a non travelling rock
20 IC curls, rows, shoulder presses, triceps while randomly switching rocks each time

Replace rocks and mosey to the lone picnic table
At the table do 20 Derkin, Earkins, and Dips IC

At this point we transitioned to YHC for the 777s portion of the workout.

First 7:

Mosey to posts with metal bars for rails (go clockwise around the baseball fields to get there). 7 upright rows on the bars & 7 squats in the field – repeato each 3 times.

Second 7:

Mosey to the horeshoe pit. 7 shoulder taps, bear crawl to other end, 7 merkins, crawl bear back. Repeat both ends 3 times.

Third 7:

Mosey to the lower shelter. 7 IC balls to the wall, 7 IC wall sit. Repeato both 3 times.

Fourth 7:

Mosey to the tennis courts, line up on long end. 7 crab cakes, crab walk to other end, 7 LBCs IC, walk crab (backwards) back to start. Repeato each end 3 times.
Mary:

Have a nice day
Announcements:

See announcements post. Upcoming first responder training.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Bulls eye – being at Thunder solo + signing on to co-Q Crazy Ivan.
Prayer:

Crab legs, shredder, silent.

We had a name but can’t remember it…

There was a name for this BB that was discussed during the workout but it has escaped.

YHC, despite Carpex resistance to start a new Kettlebell style AO on a SUNDAY in Cary, decided to come down where he first had his vigin Q many months ago to brush up on his Kettlebell tactics.  Not to mention YHC had not Q’d since early February when he relocated to Cary.  Always a pleasure to see all the South Wake PAX but due to YHC’s limited availability a good beat down with more running than usual was planned.

Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot then circled up for the following:

SSH ICx20

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Peter Parkers x10

Standard Merkin x10

The Workout:

Partner Up

Partner 1 runs a lap

Partner 2 does 100 presses with a KB or plate, 200 shoulder presses with a KB or plate, and 300 goblet squats

 

John Cusack to stage

Partner 1 does L/R step ups (10 each side)

Partner 2 does 30 KB or plate curls for the girls, 25 rut rows, and 20 KB swings

 

Mosey to the Playground

Partner 1 does 10 pullups

Partner 2 does turkish getups

Flapjack, wash, rinse, repeat

 

Mosey back to the Stage

Partner 1 does BTTW

Partner 2 does LBCs ICx20

Flapjack then Partner 1 does People’s Chair while Partner 2 does Mountain Climbers ICx20

 

Everyone and everything back to the non-present flag

Mary:

6 inch hold ICx20

Freddie Mercury ICx15

Catalina Whine Makers OYOx10

WWII’s with KB to 15

Announcements:

Charity Golf tourney coming up to raise money for Healing Transitions

South Wake Dads and 2.0’s workout tomorrow at Womble at 0900

T-Claps (Recognition):

5 packs, 3 packs, and Fritters

Prayer:

Crab legs clinical trials coming up on Tuesday, unspoken

Paradise City Cactus

EC: Dumbo, Pablo, 187, Yogurt, Pikachu, Skidmark, CHiPs, Lipstick, Cowboy, Full House, Maybelline

Warm Up:  SSH IC x 20, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 FWD and 10 BWD, 5 Burpees OYO and Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Parking Lot – Merkin Shuffel @ 3 count

Jog  to bottom of Ting Climb and Partner-up

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps while Partner 2 Bear Crawls. After Partner 1 finishes Star Jumps, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

Jog back to bottom of Ting Climb

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers while Partner 2 does Backwards Crab walk. After Partner 1 finishes monkey humpers, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

At tennis courts –  11’s with Merkins and Mountain climbers

At the tunnel – partnered up:

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does peoples chair

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does BTTW

Mary:  Plank-o-rama: Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Merkins, Low Slow Flutters and WWII

Announcements: Q School with Banana Seat this week @ 6:30pm, Work day with CrabLegs this Sunday, Sprints with Yogurt after workouts Monday and Wednesday.  Welcome “Katniss” Brian Laman
Prayer: Chips Stepdad with his heart attack, Lipsticks Mother in Law with her Cancer

Cletus has an Abyss also

Another wet and soggy day to post in the gloom. The rain wasn’t too bad at all but the puddles represented as YHC found a few big’uns on the warm up mile. PAX of 10 posted for a shelter beatdown. Sliderule needed a last minute fill for Q and Yogurt didn’t do social media the night before so Banana Seat was happy to be back as YHC for Cletus just like old times. 0545, no FNG’s, let’s hit the puddles.

HC from Crosby but no show. Crazy Time must have did him in.

Warm Up:
Jog around the park for a short 0.3 mile loop back down to the shelter.
Good mornings, slow x10
Stretch upper
SSH x20
Stretch lower
Table top circle walk

The Workout:
Deconstructive burpees x10 each
– 5 steps (squats, leg outs, merkins, leg ins, squat hops)
10 burpees OYO to perfect

Partner up – same size
Upper body:
Dirkens from bench
Dips w/feet up on bench
P1: Abyss merkins – P2: Irkens (touch chest)
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

Somewhere in here YHC noticed Straight Cash getting some air from the side of the shelter. No merlot sounds, maybe just a breather needed.

Lower body:
1-legged seated squats, switch legs
Box jumps
Partner hold squats
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

P1 – BTTW nipplers x10
P2 – plank jacks
2 rds
Lipstick lead his country cadence count for us on this and YHC tried it out on rd 2.

Lower back raises on table top with partner x10, switch, rinse and repeat
Dauber showed up during this exercise, took of breath taker, and peaced out! Guess he was D.O.N.E.

Mary:
Big boy sit up-ups – found this on the exericon and wanted the PAX to try one each. Yogurt was the only one successful
Partner leg pushes x15
MOBY – Sally: 6 inch hold with hello dolly’s at the acoustic sections

We did reverse Name-o-rama.

Announcements:
Crosby band at Big Easy, pictures
2 weeks left until WB. Rain training welcomed.
See slack and FB for all others

Prayer:
Full house dad GI bleeding
Doug Stein knees and new born
Shredder’s recovery
Aqua-mans son from concussion
Courtney tumor (Hasselhoff request)
Miller family, Dad with weeks to live from brain tumor (BS request
Lipstick MIL cancer treatment

As we were departing we forgot about Breath Taker. The boys from Woodcreek picked it up and will chip in on the $50. Not sure who is wearing it yet but heard they may drop it off at Nemo’s front porch.

It was great being back at Cletus to lead the PAX. The shelter workouts are one of my favorites probably bc you don’t really get a break for 45 mins. YHC had to catch some breath a couple times especially after abyss merkins. Always humbling to be able to lead such a great group of HIM. Until next time…

BS Out!

bring protection…latex break 😈

EC – Crosby Deere 5 Miles, LIPSYNC 4miles, Peeping Tom & Aquaman 2miles

Warm Up:

Mosey to Baseball lot… some dynamic stretching Enroute (high kicks, tricep extensions)

Circle up – Daisy Pickers, Windmills, Arm Circles Fwd & Rev. 

The Workout:

Grab the Tires, 2 x Michelin 19.5L24: 271lbs each. Grab a manly rock. 

FLIP IT Workout

2 x PAX flip the tires 10 times (5up, 5down) rest of pax preformed various Rock Reps. Once the original 2 return from flipping, the next 2 started to flip. Three Sets ending with 30 flips and various reps using rocks: Curls, Overhead, tricep extensions,  squats, squat&overhead, squat with straight arm rock hold, Burpee ‘rock jumps’

Next, Merkin Hand Tire Plank, preform the merkin then hand step up to plank of tire, hand step down preform next merkin…

1 merkin climbing to 10. Total 55 Merkins. 

Tire Step-Up’s in cadence 30 count. 

Rinse and repeat FLIP IT Workout again. 

Pax holds squat whilst 2 Pax preform Tire Carry for 3 parking spaces and return… rotate through group. 

Mary:

Mary – 15 x box cutters, Protractors 22.5/45/90/45/22.5 10 counts, 15 count low slow flutter, Boat Canoes holding canoe till getting a hernia. 

Announcements:facebook, slack, carrier pigeon
Prayer:crab legs, young deaths, unspoken.