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Poker at the Fire House

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YHC pre-blasted with the promise of picking things up and putting them down. The implication was that was simply kettle bells – the fire hose waiting to greet pax as they pulled in proved that was not necessarily the case.

EC: Full House and Deadbolt for some miles, Dawgpound, Flanigan, and YHC for some yoga.

Pax just kept pouring into the parking deck – not sure if it’s the pleasant location or the attractiveness of the scaleable workout, but for two weeks in a row we landed at 20 pax for Ivan.

FNGs:

None today – a shame.
Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

1x Burpee

Right leg swings x10 IC

2x Burpee

Left leg swings x10 IC

3x Burpee

Daisy pickers x10 IC

4x Burpee
The Workout:
Pax maintained the circle around the fire hose. One pax left their kettlebell and picked up the hose for a lap around the bottom of the parking deck. Another pax flipped a card out of the deck which determined what exercise we did while the pax was traveling.

For the first 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Squat Thruster – Tragically we didn’t get to do a single one of these. The problem with randomization I suppose.
Spade – Kettlebell swing
Clubs – Curls
Heart – Merkin shuffle (Merkin with one hand on bell, slide bell, merkin, repeato)
Joker – Turkish Getup

For the second 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Lawnmowers
Spade – Midget cookie pouch
Clubs – Triceps
Heart – Midget getup
Joker – Turkish getup

At some point in this second set a 3rd and 4th joker were drawn and the pax learned that YHC’s deck was a bit doctored…..woops, might’ve failed to mention that at the start.

For the third 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Boobity boobity (squeeze bell and press up from one pec to the top down to the opposite, repeato)
Spade – Low slow flutter w/bell overhead
Clubs – WW1 w/bell
Heart – Single leg deadlift
Joker – Turkish Getup

During this set UTI remarked that there was a difference between Jacks and Jokers. YHC assured him that there were in fact only 6 jokers in this “deck” of cards.

Mary: Incorporated into last set

Announcements:

Run for Dee Dee – https://www.eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-run-for-dee-dee-5k-registration-84539745655

T-Claps (Recognition):

Yogurt for the triple down option this morning (Crazy Ivan, Mountain biking in Umstead, 5K in Umstead). Keep your eyes out for this one to repeat itself!

Prayer:

A note about the requests – we have some of the same requests that come up for long standing issues. Please do remember to conciously lift these up in whatever way matches with your creed – don’t just check the box at the end of CoT, make it real.

Wallaby. Forceps and his family. Lipstick’s family and his sister. YHC’s M’s back.

YHC took us out.

3 Ring Circus at U-Turn, but No Dumbo…

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Q Tour rolled into U-Turn this morning. Nice brisk temps. Pre-Blast went out late last evening from YHC after assessing the multiple feeds on Slack to determine what many of the PAX were thinking heading into their Saturday runs. Saw many were looking to get in some early morning miles, some looking for 5 as usual and others feeling nostalgic, looking for the ‘old school’ U-Turn route. For YHC, the plan was to start em off with warm-up and close em down with COT, but lead a 3 mile route for those looking for shorter distance. The combination of age setting in, my stupidity on Monday ‘getting way after it’ at PC, as well as my unfortunate lack of common sense trying to make Emeril all salty during Indian runs has earned YHC a well-deserved hip issue. To that existent, YHC had to rely on the strength of the PAX to push each other during their 5 mile runs.

Lots of PAX rolling in from EC and also many rolling in for Main Event. Planted flag, exchanged pleasantries with several PAX. Around 5:58am, Pablo was seen coming in hot, but no co-pilot in the form of Dumbo to be found. After seeing some early morning feeds from Slack on my porcelain throne this morning, it appeared that a great evening was had by many PAX at the NC State game last night. Dumbo’s morning scratch, however, was about as disappointing as Danny Manning’s .411 winning percentage at Wake Forest to many PAX in attendance,  including DawgPound, Pablo, and Emeril.

6:00am hit and after confirming no FNG’s we were off with the following warm-up.

Warm Up: Light jog around the lot with alternating carioca R\L, L\R. Continued on the light jog and circled up for SSH X15, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Good Morning X 10 IC. Squat hold while YHC explained the options.

The Workout: Old School U-Turn with Dauber and Doc, Newer School (current standard U-Turn) route with 10min\mi and higher starting first, and a 3 mile with YHC, heading in either the New School or Old School direction. After explaining the route options, YHC sent the 10min pace groups first, but then Slide Rule said he’d have to be back before 7am, so would head out with the 10min group and then at that point after witnessing his long strides, the gazelles got triggered and just headed out all at once. They all knew what to do so…run pick up the six, repeat for 5 miles.

Boy George, Vasoline, and YHC stayed back, did some additional exercises to continue limbering up and to burn some time at the beginning so our 3mi route would end around the same time as some of the 1st PAX starting to filter in from their run. We chose new school route and headed up about 1.5 mi and just circled back to the lot. 15 PAX at the start and about 21ish PAX on the return for COT, accounting for those that headed out for early EC. Definitely didn’t lose anyone, but gained a few along the way.

Mary: OYO
Announcements: Dad-2.0 Workout with Mr. Terrific at 9am Womble.
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt shaving 20seconds this morning compared to last week’s U-Turn post. Kudos to DawgPound with a strong finish at the end in picking up the six onto a solid 5mi run pacing around 9:13. All those getting extra miles out there this morning and pushing each other

Prayer: Continued prayers for Forceps. YHC took us out.

Protect the Jewels!

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FNGs:None

Warm Up: Lap around soccer field, overhead seal claps, seal claps, fozio arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers and hillbillies.

The Workout: Headed to the play ground area for rounds of exercises followed by running around the parking lot.

Round 1: 30 Merkins, 30 Dips, 15 each leg single leg side step ups.

Round 2: Banded upright rows, squats, and curls 30 count for each

Round 3: Hip flexor exercises, peoples chair 10 count down the line followed by balls to the wall

Round 4: Derkins, Dips,  and Prisoner Squats

Round 5: banded shoulder presses, step ups, and merkins

Pax then moseyed down the decline driveway area to do single leg hops.

Pax then jail broke up the hill for Mary

Honor to lead! Great job!

Mary: hip flexor exercises, homer to marge regular and one legged, v-sit up hold, six inch hold with circles and then low slow flutter.

Announcements: Mule 6-9am next week, Garner High School on Wednesdays AO.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Wallaby, Forceps and New Mexico’s family radiation therapy.

I’ve never seen a fart move a workout

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Q-swap week leaves a lot up in the air. How many are going to post at the Q-Swap? How many will post here? Who just wants to run miles. I was a bit uncertain on how many Pax would post at TBD on this foggy, warm, muggy Wednesday, but after the discombobulation that is R4TJ I knew things were going to be looking up in the number of Pax posting. What I didn’t expect was the stench that followed one of our Pax. Literally moved the workout. Unheard of! A southwake first. Congrats Lipstick!

EC: 187, Pikachu, Deadbolt, Mookie, Redenbacher, Full House, Lipstick, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Mosey around the soccer fields and circle up for the following:

  • 25cc SSH
  • 12cc IW
  • 12cc Hillbillies
  • 10cc Sir Fazio Arm Circles, forward and reverse
  • 10cc Seal claps
  • 10cc Overhead claps
  • 10cc Chinooks
  • 10cc Goofballs

The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile and gather a decent size rock suitable for your stature and strength. Return to the playset

Partner up for 15 minute AMRAP

  • Partner 1 runs to the restroom facility wall and back
  • Partner 2 doing pull-ups, one legged deadlift with rock, or 1 legged squat with rock – Rotate through exercises

Mosey to tennis courts for Jack Webb Suicides

  • 1:3 merkins:overhead press with rock
  • Run across both courts and back
  • 2:6 so on and so forth all the way to 10:30

Return rock to rock pile

Mary: 10 count core exercise lead by each pax

Announcements: Pikachu and UTI meeting with Parks and Rec to see how we can support each other. Q-Swap at Thunder (1900), Tiger Blood, Crazy Ivan, and Ground Pounder

T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt 4 days in a row

Prayer: Wallaby and his family, Earthquake victims and families in Puerto Rico, A client of Full House, Crablegs, prayer for growing F3 within our community with the support of HS Parks and Rec, the growth in the shieldlocks.

Week 4 Day 5

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril
FNGs:  Once again I’m sad
Warm Up:

Onnit Warm Up 2

The Workout:

Work Fast Recover Faster 2

Mary:

Onnit Cool Down 2

Announcements:

Old School Q week

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

New Baby Winton
Sgt Peppers

Week 2 Day 1

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EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Lucky, Emeril
FNGs: Nope… Unless we count the onnit guys
Warm Up:

Onnit kettlebell warm up

The Workout:

Persist and Endure 1 — We get to also do this workout Friday

Mary:

Onnit Kettlebell cool down

Announcements:

CSAUP December 7th
Christmas Party December 14th

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All unspoken.
All pax going through difficult times in the holiday

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 5

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EC: Lucky Charms, Skidmark, Pikachu, Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC, Slide Rule
Warm Up: Lap around lot to loosen up the legs.

SSH x100 I mean what else would we start with?

Imperial Walkers x15

Delegation Tour continued at Crazy Ivan. YHC called out on the slack that we would be doing some Yoga, I believe the message was taken as a joke. At least 15 HIM’s showed up with bells in hand. YHC quickly sidelined Banana Seat and said “This is going to be a real delegation” YHC may have planted the seed on delegation the previous 4 days 🙂
The Workout: PAX split up for a Banana Seat Kettle Bell Beatdown (you had to be there to know what took place) and a Sarah Beth Yoga Session
Mary: Plank hold for final 4 minutes with various plank positions, including Pickle Pounders x25
Announcements: Check the Web
T-Claps (Recognition): Yosemite for completing his first Fritter. Banana Seat for the Lipstick Fritter and truly taking on the delegation Q!
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Crab Legs, All those running HSHM tomorrow

*Dumbo and Slide Rule went out for a 4.5 mile run, as they didn’t think a real kettle bell workout would happen.

Thanks for coming to the Party!

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EC: 187

FNGs: The party was open to all men but only FHIGs showed (Friendly High Impact Guys)

Invites were sent but based on RSVPs it was hard to tell who to expect at the party.

YHC got to the party a little early to double-check the venue before the guests arrived.  A quick spin around the back lot to confirm that all of the standard party fare was in place.  The bounce house was not there and that was OK.  HSHM is just 2 days away and the jumping wouldn’t sit right for some of the runner-types…  You know who I’m talking about…  “Did you get a race shirt yet?”  “Are you running a half-marathon this weekend too?”  “Do you even run bro?”  “Yeah… I ran a full last weekend, I’m gonna Q all week, do a Fritter, not show up to your birthday Q, and run the HSHM this weekend”  (I <3 you team FML, I’m just playing to the crowd – except you Lipstick, that last one was real)

Oh… HEY…  Sorry… Yeah let me get back to talking about this manly workout thing we did today.

12 men gathered in the lot, the clock moved over to 5:30 – Welcome to the Party!

Warm Up:  Like any good party you start out with something light.  Allow people to mingle and have a little small talk.  We circled up in that front lot and tackled these party snacks.

  • 12x Windmills
  • 12x Daisy Pickers
  • 12x Frankensteins = 36
  • Fozio Arm Circles (36)
    • 18 Forward
    • 18 Back

Now that the pleasantries were out of the way, we moved the party to the back of the house.  Tiger Blood has some room to move around so we needed a little mozy to get there.  Nothing too strong

Party games are essential for keeping your guests entertained…

The Workout:  Party Games!!!

  • finish the MOZY back wall of the school
  • Balls to the Wall Elimination (Blowing Out the Candles)
    • We held our balls to the wall until we just couldn’t anymore.
    • If you fell, you called a Plank-o-rama move for those not still on the wall
    • 187 beat out the birthday boy for the win (his invite will be revoked for next year)
  • MOZY to lot by the football field
  • Curb Alert
    • Line up on the curb and climb up and back down, then do a Merkin (1:4 until 9:36)
  • Captain Thor
    • On your 6, WWII / American Hammers (1:4 until 9:36)
  • MOZY to the bleachers by the football field
  • 12 Erkins /12 Derkins /12 Dips – 36
  • Repeato – 12 Erkins /12 Derkins /12 Dips – 36
  • MOZY back to lot by the football field
  • Overhead arm stretches and Michael Phelps
  • Jack Webbs
    • Merkin / Air Presses (1:4 until 9:36)
  • MOZY to front lot
  • Superman (Ws, Ts, Ys) – 12 each OR 36
  • MOZY to driveway between the schools
  • Flat Tires
    • To the metal poles jutting out of the ground with the arms that stop cars.  AKA the gate
    • Wheelbarrow “steps” / Merkins  (4:1 until 36:9 or until we hit the gate)
    • Partner exchange as needed
  • MOZY to the Jungle Gym behind the school
  • Partner 1 – 4 Pull-ups / Partner 2 – Continuous LBCs until switch  (36 Pull-ups before you’re done? – we might have done it)
  • MOZY to the front lot for Mary

Mary:

  • Pickle Pounders (36)
  • Homer to Marge (36)

Party is over – everyone go home!!!  Good luck washing your hair today!

Announcements:

  • HSHM this Saturday
  • Frosty

T-Claps (Recognition):  Post workout, BackBlast T-Clap…  ShamWow! leading the HSHM training agenda.  Aquaman representing South Wake as a poster boy for the race – Beyond that continuing their leadership role by leading the warm-up and making sure the shirts land in hands in support of Skidmark.   Skidmark who is not running the race but coordinated the shirts, will be volunteering and probably running his fellow #HIM up the ramp.

Prayer:

  • Thoughts with Quiver and his clan
  • Safety as we approach Thanksgiving week and travel
  • Open arms and mind towards those that may be feeling the holiday depression.  Let those in your circles or outside know you are there and you are thinking of them.

2nd F after Tiger Blood – M4L showed up after Disney and gave me a cake pop!

Thanks for the coffee and the fellowship guys

Fancy Feast made a random appearance to buy biscuits, Lipstick didn’t show up…  🙁

Celebration of CFP!

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Since August, YHC has been putting in 20-30 hours a week studying for my Certified Professional Planning exam.  Thankfully, yesterday I successfully passed.  That means today’s workout was a celebration of studying and finally passing!

No FNG and Da Business looked cold, so we got started a few seconds early.

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Quick lap around the lot, SSH, Mountain Climbers to the get the blood flowing
The Workout:

At First, Studying Seems Insurmountable: Bear crawl the length of the lot to remember that even large tasks can be taken down one step at a time

Studying Is Lonely: Long days and nights with just a book.  Partner carry around the lot to remember life is better as a shared endeavor

Sometimes it’s one step forward, two steps back: Wheelbarrow suicides on the painted lines, with increasing merkins (1 line; 1 merkin; backwards; 2 lines; 2 merkins; backwards) up to 5 lines / 5 merkins.  This sucked, don’t do this

Feels like going in a circle: I was informed Da Business doesn’t like the non-PC-named “Indian Run”.  So we Warren Walked to the track for modified Bombs.  5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats, 20 WWII, adding an exercise at each corner.  Repeat in reverse (running and counting backwards)

And sometimes it’s like standing still: Head to the playground for chin-up holds while the other group does Merkin / WWII / Blue Devil Timers

But it’s all fun and games when it’s over: Warren Walk to the overhang, then “Floor is Lava” bunny hop on the Tiger Paws to the end

Mary: Random assortment of fun, ending with the Russian Twist Trump Truth

Announcements: Frosty CSAUP, #2ndF at Whole Foods after work today, #2f2f at Drive Shack tomorrow, Christmas Party at Peak Week Midget’s House

T-Claps (Recognition): Thanks for coming out.  That was a fun one.  Blue Hen made his first appearance this month, and he was glad he did
Prayer: BABIES! (Pigpen / Warbucks / YHC)

Tiger – Ween

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As the Q rode in to TigerBlood with a Tiger in the passenger seat a small group was gathered.  The crowd increased including Spiderman.  A brief discussion was had trying to figure out the mystery Spiderman that wouldn’t talk.  I believe this webmaster likes bananas.

As the clock struck 5:30am the group was off for a quick mosey over to the front of the elementary school around the picnic tables for a warm-up.

FNGs:N/A

Warm Up:

  • Good Mornings X 20 IC
  • SSH X 31 IC
  • Merkin clock – around picnic tables.  Started at noon in the derkin position, moved over to 3 o’clock, to 6 o’clock, to 9 o’clock.
  • Jump Ups X 20 IC

The Workout:

The PAX made their way over to the bloody wall for some H – A – L – L – O – W – E – E – N.  Here is how things went down…

H – Happy Jacks X 20 IC – A SSH was executed and after every 5, 2 jump squats were done, until the group made it to 20.

A – Apollo Creed Burpee X 10 – That’s right, a one armed burpee.

L-LL Cool J X 20 in somewhat cadence – Alternating lunges followed by a burbee and a jump squat.  The burpee is the “cool” in LL cool J.

L – Ladder Jacks – SSH X10 IC, Seal Jacks X 10 IC, smurf jacks X 10 IC,  and plank jacks X 10 IC

O – One -Legged Burpee X 10 IC

W – wave of merkins – The PAX got into a tight circle starting with Emeril (not to his liking) with a 1 making our way around the circle. After reaching 5 the wave of merkins continued back down to 1.

E– Elevens – Balls to wall, merkins on the curb.  Started with 10 B2W and 1 merkins working our way back to 1 B2W and 10 merkins.

E – Elevens – Curb jumps  and dips.  Started with 10 curb jumps and 1 dips working our way back to 1 curb jump and 10 dips.

N– Narrow squats – X20 IC.  Feet together knocking out a squat.

The combination of getting after Halloween, the costumes, and humidity had the PAX working up a good sweat by this point.  Spiderman had yet to identify the real man behind the mask, but certainly had superhuman powers as he crushed the workout. The Tigerman was close to blood, but managed  to get away with just some mud.

The PAX did an Indian Run behind the school back to the parking lot.

The Q quickly pulled out a speaker for Ghostbusters.  With everyone holding the plank as the music started the group was instructed to knock out a burpee everytime “Ghostbusters” was said and plank jacks every time  “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts”.

Mary:

  • LBC X 20 IC
  • Freddie Mercury X 20 IC
  • 6 inch leg hold X 31 IC
  • Flutter kicks X 20 IC
  • Homer to Marge X 20 IC
  • Boat Canoe X 20 IC

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP 12/07 and SW xmass party 12/14 (?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Those who managed to make it through this work-out in a costume.

Prayer:

All those going out to collect candy and all unspoken prayers.