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45 minute Abs

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16 pax showed up on brisk 34 degree day. 8 for EC.  Was a pleasure to lead this am.  Thanks for the support.

Warm Up:Jog over bridge to lot. 20 SSH IC, 10 Good Morning, 20 Fazio arm circles, 10 IW, 10 Hillbillies, some hip and lower back stretches, 20 LBC IC.
The Workout:On side of hill did clock merkins 5 each at 12, 3,6,9,9,6,3,12.  7’s – 7 lbcs, run up hill backwards, 7 dips. 7 times.back over bridge to rock pile.  Did some sort of Indian run jack webb. In a line we did 1 curl 3 overhead press, passed rock to left and repeat until through the line. To tennis courts we went. Circled up and did Captain Therkins to 7. 1 big boy sit-up,4 American hammers IC, 5 merkins. Repeat to 2,8. 3,12 etc.. 10 burpees, 10 heels to heaven, 10 Freddie mercurys, 20 one leg homer to marge.

Mary: was incorporated in workout.
Announcements:carpex F3 dads 9am bond park, March 30th convergence pulley park 7am 6am EC.
Prayer: fedex son Stargazer, shredder, crablegs and his buddy’s family. 9 yr old Jameson( movement to perform random acts of kindness this week). All other non communicated prayers.

I apologize id I missed something

Better Late Than Never “Poppin da Cherry”

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Nutcracker

Warm Up: Lap around the entrance

SSH  X 20 IC

Daisy Pickers X 15 IC

Imperial Walkers X 15 IC Core exercise

Hillbillies X 15 IC Core exercise

Sir Fasio arm circles X 10 IC forward and backwards

The Workout: Cement Block Day

Block-a-d0ck X 15 IC    crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Colt 45’s  IC      Crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC    Lunge walk down to end of parking lot and Lunge back

Briefcase lifts X 15 IC on each side Crab walk to island and bear crawl back

Diamond M’erkins X 20 IC   mosey around parking lot

Lion king X 20 IC     mosey around parking lot

Wonderbra x 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Block-a-dock X 15 IC    mosey around parking lot

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC       mosey around parking lot

Were not worthy X 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Stash block for future workouts

Mary:

Pickle pounders X 15 IC

Homer to Marge X 15 IC

Boxcutters X 15 IC

World war II’s X 22 IC
Announcements: Slack and Facebook
Prayer: Shortpole parents relocation. Cupid mom’s surgery

No Rain at Paradise City Although it was Rainmakers Birthday

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During the random mumble chatter at the start of today’s workout a comment was made that there is no anatomical benefit to running backwards.  After a little internet search (because the internet is always right) I found this article: https://www.runnersworld.com/training/a20798335/the-many-bennies-of-running-backward/.  Feel free to add your comments and thoughts to your favorite social media forum.

 

Now on to what happened.

5 PAX showed for the normal EC route.  Emeril, Yogurt, 187, Skidmark and YHC (Cowboy).  It feels kind of odd running with no rain.

Warmup:

PAX took a light jog around Ting park with the following stops and exercises:

Ticket Office

  • SSH in Cadence x 20
  • Windmill in Cadence x 10
  • Good Morning Cadence x 10

Basketball Court

  • Fozzio Arm Circles Forward x 10
  • Fozzio Arm Circles Backward x 10
  • T-Claps x 10
  • Monkey Humpers x 10

The Workout:  

After a quick count off the PAX started an exciting round of 4 Corners using the entire Ting Parking Lot.  On the long straights we ran forward and on the short legs we ran backwards (hence the note at the beginning).  At each corner the following exercises were performed:

  • Burpees x 5
  • Squats x 10
  • LBCs x 20

We repeated this for 3 laps with some looping back for extra to pick up the six.

With little time left we headed to the top of the Ting Ramp where we split into 2 groups.  1 group did BTW while the other group ran ½ way down the hill and back.  We then switched and repeated.  We then headed back to the basketball court for Mary

Mary:

YHC grabbed his phone and then settled into a quick session of Mary.  The following exercises were completed:

  • Low Slow Flutter x 15
  • Pickle Pounders (called by 187) x 10
  • Merkins (called by Packman) x 10

It was great to be given the opportunity to lead.

Announcements:

  • Its Rainmakers Birthday. If you see him today wish him Happy Birthday
  • 2.0 Workout on Saturday was great. Will need a couple of PAX step up and Q future workouts.  1st Saturday of every Month.

Prayer Requests:

  • Family known by PAX who lost a child
  • Prayers for Health this week
  • Unspoken

Embrace the Suck @ Crazy Ivan

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Warm Up:  A dozen PAX embraced the suck this morning in the wet parking lot of Womble in 44 degrees.  Luckily the rain had stopped and the forecast had changed from a 40% to only a 10% chance for showers. PAX were not deterred and showed up strong, tw0 PAX coming out in search of a Fritter.  No new FNGs.  Your QIC started promptly at 530 am with a jog around the tennis courts.  In the distance, we saw our FIA counterparts and a PAX suggested we ought to join them.  Dauber led the PAX up the ramp to the shelter to greet them only to scare them away as they immediately had quick feet and began their run.  With a sad heart, Skidmark suggested Dauber must have been a true lady’s man in high school.  I believe UTI quickly stopped the psychological analysis and increased the pace back to the parking lot leaving Dauber to reminisce about the good ol’ days.  Squat hold for the six.  Circled up for the following exercises:  25 SSH (lots of geese noises coming from Q); 10 vegetation grabbers, 10 Sir Fazio Arm circles (F&B); 10 Good am; L&R Static Arm Stretches.

The Workout:  Lined up and then circled up with kettlebell in hand and began multiple exercises with little rest in between sets/exercises.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in cadence or reps:  25 swings; 15 curls; +10 rut-ros; 10 goblet squats; 10 figure 8s; 10 bus drivers; 10 overhead squats; 10 law mowers (L&R); 10 triceps curls.  PAX grabbed k-bells and found a single parking lot stripe for build-a-bears with a man-o-maker addition.  One extra k-bell was added to make exercise work.  PAX set k-bell down near curb stops and walked back to the start of the right white line.  PAX bear crawled to their K-Bell, performed one merkin with k-bell, side-crawled to the left k-bell for an additional Merlin and back bear crawl to the top left side white line; RINSE & REPEAT.  On next bear crawl, PAX added a k-bell side lift after merkin.  RINSE & REPEAT. On the final bear crawl, PAX added a burpee after merkin, k-bell side lift.  Ten more kettle bell side lifts with feet elevated on curb (5R, 5L) we’re executed.  After a 10 count and some extra clothing removed, PAX were warmed up for additional kettlebell exercises.  These included: 10 goblet Squats; 10 bicep curls, 10 bus drivers, 10 tricep curls, 10 rut-rows, 10 figure 8s, all done in succession without k-bell touching the ground.  After a ten count, PAX performed five man-o-makers OYO.  PAX John Cusack back to the cars.

Mary:  PAX embraced the suck with core exercises on their six, side and chest.  Dauber called out 10 count cadences of the following exercises:  Low slow flutters,  followed by Box-cutters, Homer-to Marge, Left side leg lifts, Superman, Right side leg lifts and back on the six for 25 LBCs (more geese noises coming from PAX) and Capital Alphabet with 26 letters (not 28….Rocky Mt. Public education?).  Some yoga stretches (DDawg, Pigeon) thrown in for good measure.  Five merkins with last merkin hovering just above the ground for a fast 10 count.  Time up.

Announcements:  BRR, WB, 2.0 workout at 9 am tomorrow at Womble; U-Turn and Ground Pounder too.  Congratulations to the two newest members of the Fritter Foundation:  187 and UTI.  Special shout out to UTI who embraced the suck with Breathtaker -well done brother.  Stay hydrated this week; nothing new on race day.

Prayer:  Friend of LED – their family lost their 9 year boy due to illness; Warbuck’s wife surgery; Moby’s Dad, injuries/sick F3 brothers and their families; UNSPOKEN; prayers for injury-free week prior to our big events coming up.  Other prayer requests I had forgotten. (apologies)

A true honor leading you men.  Thank you for the opportunity.  -Dauber

(EC:  187, Skidmark, UTI)

Friendly New Site Q

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This morning marks a new era in the brief history at Purple Cobra.  YHC took over as site Q following Peeping Tom’s reign of terror.  PAX of 22 showed up to partake in the fun with 6 for an eventful EC. Chips made an early departure after a (hopefully minor) injury during EC run.  T-claps to Emeril and Pablo for getting him back safely in proper F3 fashion.

Warm Up:
Standard Warm-up lap

SSH x25 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hilbillies x10 IC
Morocan Night Clubs x10 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Mountain Climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to Goodwill lot to meet some new friends. PAX circled up for:
Jack Webb 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Dan Taylor 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Captain Thor 1:4 up to 10:40
Recovery lap around lot

PAX then showed off some moves during Hey y’all watch this. PAX called out:
5 burpees
10 Freddy Mercury IC
10 turkish getups
10 diamond merkins
Catch Emeril if you can – good work Dumbo!
10 wide grip merkins
10 reverse merkins
20 pickle pounders

YHC was exhausted, so PAX mosey’d back for Mary.

Mary:
Homer to Marge x10 slow
Fire Hydrants x15/leg
Low slow flutter x10 IC
LBCs x20 IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:
The Mule 3/9, 2.0 Workout this weekend 9am @ Womble

Prayer:
Chips, Lipstick’s Mother in Law, Officer Ainsworth, Crablegs, Mobie’s dad

YHC took us out.

Help Wanted Crazy Ivan Looking for a New DJ

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Deadbolt, Mookie, Pablo, Particle Board, Sandlot, Skidmark

It was a big day at Ivan.  The new EC route started with only Pablo, Emeril and yours truly moving their feet at 5:00.  I get it the time change from 5:05 threw some folks off.  We made it to the exit of the parking lot and Deadbolt, with Mookie riding shotgun, and Particle board,  maybe sandlot was driving, rolled arrived.  The three amigos looped back to pick up the tardy folks.  We then became the seven amigos in the new Ivan EC route.  We ran down Stinson past the Hunt Center.  We continued until we meet Grigsby.  We took a left at Grigsby.  Pablo and Emeril picked up the six at this time.   We continued till we reach the baseball fields.  More six pick up happens then.  No home runs today, so we where safe from incoming missiles.  We approached the decision point and made a right back to Crazy Ivan parking lot.  Their Particle Board and Sandlot started to prepare for the main event.  The rest continued to the puddle of doom.  The puddle of doom took down Mookie.  He decided he was having none of that.  I think he still got 2 miles in but he knew when he was bested.  Emeril, Deadbolt and Dawgpound powered through the puddle and Pablo ran the reverse route throw the puddle.  There was a Crosby and Gumby sighting at the end of EC.  They must have went to Cletus.  Cletus is now known as Crazy Cletus.  We want all the Friday workouts at Womble to be CRAZY.

After EC wrapped up Chips, Dumbo, Dauber and Skidmark who did some serious mileage joined us, at least that is what he says.  By the way did you know Skidmark’s daughter was a AC/DC fan.  Who knew apparently she loves Thunderstruck.

Warm Up:

All the pax started to run a lap around the parking lot.  Even though 8 out of the 11 did some type of EC, the three who didn’t needed to get their feet moving.  We circled up in the wet parking lot.  I believe at this time folks where starting to mumble at the wetness and they don’t want to lay down in the rain.  Man Emeril can make me SALTY.

We started off by thinking about Nemo.  We did a solid 30 cadence count of Side Straddle Hops.  We then paid homage to Sir Fazio and did his beloved Arm Circles.  Following the arm circles we had to go to my favorite stretch and do some Good Mornings.  They where sublime.  I think the Ivan workout before Wrightsville will be nothing but Good Mornings.  We then decided to pick some daisies and finish up with 16 merkins.  I really don’t know why I ended on number 16.  I just felt like I was ready for the workout.

The Workout:

At this time Deadbolt was requesting Siri to change the music.  This request will be made several times throughout the workout.  Eventually the DJ obliged, but I’m jumping the gun that comes much later in this story.

The workout started out with Emeril’s favorite exercise 5 Man O Makers.   The look of hopelessness when he found out we were not counting down this number.  That look made my day.  We then rolled into 10 Straight arm lateral raises, 10 Bus Drivers followed by 20 pistol rows and 20 chest squeezes.  The first round was wrapped up with 30 kettlebell swings.  All but one did some jumping jacks or jump ropes.  One decided to take a lap cause the music was making him sleepy.  When the lap was finished we started on the second round.  This is when things got interesting the mumble chatter increased and it sounded like we where in Carpex.  5 Man O Makers,  the chatter begins, 10 straight arm lateral raises the complaining about the music gets louder.  Emeril mentions his kick ass play list is on my phone and I solve all the world’s problems by asking Siri to play his playlist.  Calls for Siri and Alexa to play next song were made.  After finishing up the 10 Bus driver the Q, that’s me,  decided to bring “The Man” out earlier.  We side straddle hopped and did burpees to “The Man”.  After the man finished the skies cleared up and the sun shined down as the most wonderful playlist was started.  We then picked up where we left off.  We finished up with the 20 pistol rows, 20 chest squeezes and 30 kettlebell swings.  Then the Q put Mr. Salty in charge of the Jump rope and he and others took off for a lap.  When we came back Mr. Salty was starting some leg exercises.  I recently read a leg exercise I really wanted to try.  We started with one goblet squat, 2 swings, 2 goblet squats, 4 swings, 3 goblet squats, 6 swings, 4 goblet squats, 8 swings, 5 goblet squats, 10 swings, 4 goblet squats, 8 swings, 3 goblet squats, 6 swings, 2 goblet squats, 4 swings, 1 goblet squat 2 swings.  Once these half marathons are in my rearview mirrors I got some more leg workouts I would like to do.  We then worked on the last round 5 Man O Makers.  Then we took a 10 count in memory of Midget.  No one has seen him all week. Sigh.  10 lateral raises, 10 bus drivers, 10 pistol rows, 1o chest squeezes, 10 pistol rows, 10 chest squeezes.  At this time we strolled into Mary.

Mary:

We paid homage to Midget and did his beloved love handles.  Then I forced everyone to lay on the ground and do some mini Turkish getups.  We then repeated these ab exercises.  Then followed into some Imperial Marches and Hillbillies.  Did you know these are core exercises?  Two minutes were left and Chips took over.  With a wet kettlebell over your head we did low slow flutter.  They kettlebell was very wet.  This Q was concern with losing his grip.

Announcements:

Pinehurst Half.
See Facebook/Slack

Prayer:

Crablegs and Family
Buford
Shredder
Moby’s dad
All marriages
Midget we missed you this week

Birthday Bash at Possum Trot

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Warm Up:  13 PAX took Dauber’s double dare showing up in wet conditions from an overnight rain for a birthday bash arm beat down in 36 deg balmy weather.  Before departing for our warm up jog, Pablo asked for the where-about  of breathtaker.  A Dauber hug was enough evidence for Pablo who pulled a Reagan needing to “trust but verify”.  Dauber had the extra gear under his sweatshirt (did I mention it was above freezing?).   Jog commenced around the tennis courts to the parking lot and began the following exercises in cadence:  20 ssh ; 10 Fazio Arm circles F/B; 10 good mornings; 10 Vegetation grabbers; 10 IW; 10 HB; Michael Phelps; Static arm stretches.  Jogged to the Love Shack for the workout.

The Workout:  10 Star jumps, 10 merkins.  Mosey to grass area with small hill behind ball field for 11’s – SSH on bottom and LBCs on top.  Mumble chatter about counts; More reps is a good thing.  Mosey to the shack for a birthday celebration of balls to the wall.  In honor of Doc’s 47th Birthday, PAX completed a 47 cadence count.  Modify gave a much needed 10 count post BTTW.  Lined up at the bottom of the incline and began alternating strides, 10 strides in length, until reaching the top of the incline/parking lot.  Each PAX then grabbed a medium-sized rock from the rock pile and met back up in the parking lot holding plank for the six.  With rock in hand, the following exercises were completed with 10 reps:  arm curls, arm o/h presses, triceps extensions, rut-ros, one hand on rock merkins (L/R), Squats.  25 SSH, Rinse and repeat.  25 SSH, Rinse & Repeat with a slight modification of completing rock exercises from your six; exercises included chest press, skull-crushers and LBCs/WW IIs.  25 more SSH (inspired by Nemo – keeping the heart rate up).  Rocks back to the rock pile John Cusack style.  Ran out of time so no hill work was executed.

Mary:  Dauber made up Yoga names for some much-needed stretching – – – inspired by a yoga class fresh on his mind from last night with Doc and Double D (missed you DD this morning – perhaps too much stretching or just a clear colon?). PAX were overjoyed performing these stretches on the Action Park parking lot asphalt. Knees, forearms and elbows were so comfortable.  Perhaps the puddles on the tennis courts should have been utilized?

Announcements:  BRR, WB half and full, sprint tri registration.  Q-Source post PT at Stick Boy.  Namerama ended with birth name (junior, junior, junior?).  Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎈🎊🎉 sung to Doc; called out Lucky Charms when he emphatically said he was still 49 – evidently his birthday is May 1st.  Let’s plan for a big celebration.

Prayer:  Thank you Fonzi for taking us out in prayer.  Lots of requests today, spoken and unspoken:  injured/ill PAX including Shredder & Crab Legs; illness/cancer with PAX family members; job interview; HS kids taking ACT today; other prayers…

EC today:  great job Pablo for getting it done.

Always a pleasure/honor leading these fine #HIM men in the gloom.  QIC- Dauber

Nutcracker Backblast 2/19/19

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Pax of 9 for Nutcracker

Flannigan, Wiggly, Norm, Sandlot, Particle Board, Short Pole, Lipsync, Da Business

Breach on the Q

Warm up– Jog around the school and head toward Green oaks parkway. Stop at corner for 22 counts of SSH and Imperial Walkers and merkins. Continue on down Green Oaks to Rovisys. Stopped 2 more times for 22 counts of Good mornings, squats, hillbillies and daisy pickers.

Main Event: Mosey over to the railing for a cadence counts of traveling and traveling Merkins/Russian typewriter up the railing. Fast feet across the curb and job over to the top of the ramp. Partner up, partner 1 jogs to bottom on the ramp to the light pole and then sprints back up to the top, while partner 2 does LBCs for round 1, reverse LBC’s for round 2 and big boy sit up for round 3. After 3 rounds 22 counts of prisoner squats and goofballs. Job back toward railing with some more fast feet across the curb.

Bear crawl under the pax down the railing when the last man gets to the front entire pax does a merkin for 2 rounds. Regular bear crawl to finish at the bottom of the ramp. On the move back toward the school. Stop at both guard rails for some 22 count dips and Irkins. Stop one last time at the corner for some 22 count WWII’s. Mosey back to school and circle up for Mary

Mary: Around the world 10 count exercises, Wide grip merkins, Diamond merkins,  LBC’s Freddie Mercuries, Homer to marge, Dying cockroaches and Pickle Pounders.

Prayers for a Moby’s dad, UTI’s dog and Lipsyncs dad

Da Business took us out in Prayer

Welcome Rainmaker

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EC: Skidmark and Pablo

Warm Up:

Circled up on the basketball court
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backward
10 Hillbillies
10 Imperial Walkers
Squatter Pyramid
10 Reverse Merkins

The Workout:

Workout started out with 5 burpees for Kid Cracker arrived late.  A valid reason, but we still need to do the burpees.

Form Two Indian lines.  I made Lucky go in the faster line. 🙂

Three Rounds of the following

Basketball court: 5 Burpees
Corner: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins
Box Office: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats
Bottom of Ramp: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 LBCs

Then as a pax we ran to the guard rail.  Did 10 in cadence Dipplers
Then as a pax we ran to the wall between the corner and the box office.  Did 40 count of Balls to the Wall
Ran to the Box office to do another 40 count of Balls to the Wall.
Ran back to the Basketball court for Mary.

Mary:

Burpee Countdown 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1

Announcements:

See Slack and Facebook

Prayer:
Kid Cracker’s wife and family traveling to Florida
Bullseye
Crablegs

Crazy Ivan Backblast 2/15/2019

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Pax of 19 for 5 stations of pain:

Particle Board, Fonzie, Banna seat, Emril, Mookie, Yogurt, Lucky Charms, Nemo, Strait Cash, Pac Man, Dumbo, Wiggly, Peeping Tom, Pumpkin Spice, Lipstick, Coal Ash, Deadbolt, Chips

Breah on the Q

Warm Up: Jog around the lower parking lot and 5 burpees for Deadbolt being late to the party. 22 Counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, and Merkins

The Workout: 5 stations Tabata style 30 seconds of work 10 seconds of rest. Rotate stations every 3 mins 3 seconds.

Pain stick station

Round 1

Curls- Overheard extensions- Rut Rows- Strait Arm Lifts (repeat)

Round 2

Goblet Squats- overheard squats- split squats- Back squats (repeat)

Tire station

Round 1

Partner 1 & 2 Tire  flips- and Partner squats with tire- switch each set

Partner 3 & 4 Run as far as you can in 30 seconds partner runs alongside then switch

Round 2

Lateral jumps- up and over- box jumps- fast feet (repeat)

Med ball station

Round 1

Slams back and forth-partner side throws- Chest passes- turnaround overhead throws

Round 2

Big boy sit up partner throws- partner dying cockroaches- American hammer ball pass- Partner ball merkins

Battle rope/Fire hose station

Round 1

Partner 1 waves/partner 2 fire hose carry (switch each set)

Round 2

Partner 1 Double arm slams/partner 2 fire hose skaters

Kettlebell station

Round 1

Swings-right arm snatch-left arm snatch- upright rows

Round 2

Renegade Right arm row- renegade Left arm row- Right arm KB merkin- Left arm KB merkin

Mary: Circle up for 22 counts of Imperial walkers, Low Slow Flutter, and reverse LBC’s

Announcements: 2nd F at Dunkin and the Fritter Foundation speech

This weeks Q source focused on getting yourself right so that you can be right for the rest of your life. F3 is a prescription, not a suggestion. 1st F is to get your body right, that leads to the 2nd F of connecting to others and that leads to getting your head right with the 3rd F and the sky Q.

Prayer: Prayers for Shredder and Crab legs and for our relationships Emril closed us out.