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Stairway to Eleven

Was informed by Lipstick late last night that he may oversleep his Q at Disney, so I took the Q to ensure the “happiest place on earth” continued to run smoothly.

EC: Emeril, Pablo

Notable Absences: Dumbo

Midget Sighting: Yes (confirmed with multiple witness, but not on slack)

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey around the soccer fields.  Exercises led by Emeril: Good Mornings, Cotton Pickers, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Mosey to the abyss, partner up (at a safe distance) for a Dora 1-2-3 (100 Merkins, 200 Mountain Climbers In-Cadence, 300 squats) with exercises split between partners.  Partner 1 start the exercises, partner 2 travel down the abyss and do 5 star jumps (adding 1 star jump for each additional trip down the abyss) and back up to switch with partner 1.  Wash rinse and repeat until all exercises are completed.  Mosey back to the flag for the next exercise; 11’s on the road/hill between the flag at the top and stop sign at the bottom.  Starting at the flag, run to the stop sign for monkey humpers (in cadence) and back to the flag for shoulder taps (in cadence).  Finished with no time to spare

Mary: No time

Announcements: Check Slack and FB, Running this Saturday at Womble

T-Claps (Recognition): Foghorn on the front line with all this chaos

Prayer: Q*bert (his dad has been extra salty), Dawgpound’s daughters (stuck home with dad…), First Responder, HCPs, All those affected by the Corona Virus with illness, job displacement, challenges with schedules, kids, and TP shortage.

Paradise City Anniversary Q YHC

EC: ShamWow!

Pikachu, Skidmark, and Cupid were flyby’s that stopped back in for COT.  It was an honor to lead these HIM’s on my 1yr anniversary.  YHC thought it was only appropriate to repeat the 1st workout that I was EH’ed into by Aquaman.  Why you would take someone to PC for their 1st AO, I may never know? 1yr later and the 187 tribute beat down wasn’t much easier.

Warm Up:  SSH IC x 20, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 12 FWD and 12 BWD, 10 Burpees OYO

The Workout:

Parking Lot –

Jog  to bottom of Ting Climb

Clock Merkins – 12, 9, 6, 3, 12 (because I don’t know what a Merkin Shuffle is)

Partner-up

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps while Partner 2 Bear Crawls. After Partner 1 finishes Star Jumps, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

Jog back to bottom of Ting Climb

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers while Partner 2 does Backwards Crab walk. After Partner 1 finishes monkey humpers, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

At tennis courts –  11’s with Merkins and Mountain climbers

A circle around PC and back up the ramp – partnered up:

partner 1 runs to end of parking lot and partner 2 does peoples chair

partner 1 runs to end of parking lot and partner 2 does BTTW

Mary:  Plank-o-rama: Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Merkins, Low Slow Flutters and WWI’s

Announcements:

2020 Census – fill it out as it will make your biggest asset grow, heed the advice of the professionals during this time and look to help others

Prayers:

Florence’s father in law, Cupid’s grandfather, all leaders during this time

T Claps:  ShamWow! for a solo EC

Yes Ivan Happened Last Friday

EC: Pikachu, Dawgpound, Flanigan, Particle Board, Does Skidmark count? He ran EC but did not stay for the workout.
FNGs:  Nope
Warm Up:

Did a quick lap to allow Emeril to get out of his car.  No penalty burpees since we had a good amount of Turkish getups on our schedule.

Circled up for the following:

Side Straddle Hops
Good Mornings
Tootsie Rolls
Back Rotation

The Workout:

3 Rounds:
5 Turkish Getup Flow: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hqhxWFrai/?igshid=1ovjxbpgt5qf9
10 Lawn Mowers Each Arm
20 Boobity to boobity
10 Straight Leg Deadlifts

3 Rounds of Rotation: https://www.instagram.com/p/B89xUZWF4Yo/?igshid=1ch0gwrnjew80
Pick up and set down
Keep it low and Rotate
Keep it high and Rotate

6 Sets of Arm Blast: 1 minute on 20 seconds recover. Do as many rounds in the minute set.
2 Pushups on the bell
2 Curls
2 Halos

2 Rounds Midget Flow:
10 Midget Love handles Each side
15 Midget Cookie pouches
5 Midget Standups Each Arm

Mary:

Some stretching was done

Announcements:

Check Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dauber’s daughter for becoming a Baylor Bear

Prayer:

Prayers for our leaders.

Wrassling at Disney

EC: 187, Dawgpound, Emeril

FNGs: Nope, not today!

Warm Up: Today’s warm up is inspired by Hulk Hogan. Late in his career, Hulk likely had to stretch each day to keep his body moving. Given the groans this morning, we needed it too. GM x 10, Daisy Picker x 10. We all know Hulk Hogan had a large chest too and given our desire to look the part we did Bat Wings (Fazio arm circles F/R, seal claps and overhead claps) and Jack Webs (1:4 ratio stopping at 5). At this point in the workout, “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”

The Workout: Now that we’ve warmed up and we are trying to look the part, its time to get familiar with the ring and practice for our upcoming tag team match. PAX mosey to the Culture Center where they partner up. Partners run opposite directions and alternate performing Patty Cake Merkins x 10 and Broke-back Merkins x 10 (5 each partner). We’ve tested the ropes, prepared to tag in our partner and learned that they have our back! But the ticket for the match is full and we will have to wait our turn so PAX line up for an Indian run over to the Abyss to start preparing some signature moves.

Oh Yeah…the Abyss! Today we started prepping for Macho Man Randy Savage’s signature move “The Flying Elbow”. If you want to do it right, you’re going to have to climb up on the top turnbuckle and then stick the landing. To prepare, partner 1 ran to the bottom of the stairs, did 10 Monkey Humpers and returned while partner 2 did big boy sit ups. Switch, rinse and repeat x2 full trips. The PAX are “too hot to handle and too cold to hold” so we mosey back to the flag for our next signature move.

“To be the man, you have to beat the man” but the man, Ric Flair, has the figure 4 leg lock. In order to compete, we have to work on those legs. PAX complete a lazy dora. (100 low slow flutter, 200 homer to marge and 300 squats). Partners alternate by 10, 20 and 30 respectively. Up until this point in the workout there had been some mumble chatter and a little hazing of the Q. Oddly enough, during this portion of the workout you couldn’t hear anything but the birds waking up. YHC could help but think “If you don’t like it, learn to love it!”.

Lastly, in the event that the Undertaker were to try to put a Tombstone on you, you better be prepared to be upside down so the PAX did Balls to the Wall while each man counted to 5. I think most of the PAX were spent at this point and it seems as though we were reminded “The fear of death is far greater than the death itself”. Good work beating the fartsack and accelerating your fitness. The nonsense was my way of making that DRP taste a little sweeter.

Mary: SSH x 30. I saved them for last because the form sucks no matter when we do them these days. Tighten up boys!

Announcements: Hank Williams once said “To sing like a hillbilly, you had to have lived like a hillbilly. You had to have smelt a lot of mule manure.” If you want to sing like a hillbilly hit up Midget4Life for a trip to Raleigh. I GUARANTEE you will learn at least one lesson if you do!

T-Claps (Recognition): Dawgpound for the best ‘themed’ shirt at the workout! Whoooooooo!!!!

Prayer: All those struggling physically, mentally and emotionally that we might be a source of comfort for them.

I had a good time this morning. Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

 EC:

187,Lipstick, Skidmark, UTI, Dawgpound, Emeril

PAX:

17

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, 10 Burpees (OYO)

 The Workout

Mosey’d to the Goodwill parking lot.

A, PAX partner’d up.

Partner 1 (with sandbag)

  1. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  2. Overhead press (20 reps)
  3. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  4. Side to Sid Lunge (20 reps)
  5. Step up’s on the curb (20 reps 10 each leg)
  6. Goblet Squats (20 reps)
  7. Single Leg dead lifts (20 reps 10 each leg)
  8. Overhead Triceps Extensions (20 reps)
  9. Lunges (20 reps 10 each leg)
  10. WW 2’s with sandbag (20 reps)

Partner 2

Run lap around Quick Lube Garage

  1. Mosey’d to back of Quick Lube Garage

1st round Partner 1 urkins. Partner 2 merkins.

2nd round Partner 1 dips. Partner 2 lbc’s.

3rd round Partner 1 durkins. Partner 2 boxcutters.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements

F3 Mule on 3/14

Wrightsville 3/21

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayers:

My (POTS) wife (Kari), her 5 year CT scan was all clean.

Cupids grandfather is in hospice care

Bobby Dall’s mother recovering from heart bypass surgery.

Pikachu’s wife’s back issues.

Wallaby continues his recovery.

Unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

4 sit on the thrown but only one takes the crown

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo*, Emeril, Lipstick*, Pablo*, Skidmark, UTI

* Lipstick never made it out of the parking lot but instead headed to try his seat on the throne. Pablo made it about 200 yards before he left for his turn to sit on the throne. YHC made it all the way across the street and to the top of the hill before turning back to take his seat on the throne. Lipstick did complete a full EC route and due to his shortened time, he took the EC route crown from 187. I did hear some mumble chatter during 2nd F at Panera Bread that this could be what we need to get 187 out of Planet Fitness and back into the gloom. Only time will tell.

All in – 4 traditional ECs, 1 crown inspired by a seat on the throne, 1 abbreviated EC and 1 PAX never made it out of the chitter! You know it’s going to be an epic day at this point! I’m unaware of there ever being a morning with this much activity in the trailer. Maybe this is why the grass is so green at Paradise City.

FNGs: Not today!

Warm Up: GM x 10, SSH x 30

The Workout: Indian run to the corner for squats and Fazzio Arm circles. PAX were not happy with the time on the corner and the mumble chatter started. Better start moving cause I’ve had a ROUGH weekend and don’t need this in my life!

Indian run resumes all the way to the cul de sac past the green way. PAX are instructed we will run the hill doing 10 star jumps on the slick bridge at the bottom and 10 Carolina dry docks at the top. Everyone got at least 6 trips up and down. Indian run back to the parking lot at Ting with a stop at the light again for the dookie squat hold (in honor of our EC triumph and because its fun to do dumb stuff at intersections).

Upon arrival back at Ting we made a trip up the ramp and around the Ting loop with a stop at the guardrail for 30 dips.

Mary: Dawgpound led us in some Yoga while Slide Rule attempted to hold his chit together (literally). After COT Slide Rule made the days fourth trip to the throne before joining us at Panera for coffee.

Announcements: Check the interwebs.

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX who swallowed the DRP and posted today.

Prayer: Those with struggles.

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead you guys and I’ll try to do better next time!

3 Ring Circus at U-Turn, but No Dumbo…

Q Tour rolled into U-Turn this morning. Nice brisk temps. Pre-Blast went out late last evening from YHC after assessing the multiple feeds on Slack to determine what many of the PAX were thinking heading into their Saturday runs. Saw many were looking to get in some early morning miles, some looking for 5 as usual and others feeling nostalgic, looking for the ‘old school’ U-Turn route. For YHC, the plan was to start em off with warm-up and close em down with COT, but lead a 3 mile route for those looking for shorter distance. The combination of age setting in, my stupidity on Monday ‘getting way after it’ at PC, as well as my unfortunate lack of common sense trying to make Emeril all salty during Indian runs has earned YHC a well-deserved hip issue. To that existent, YHC had to rely on the strength of the PAX to push each other during their 5 mile runs.

Lots of PAX rolling in from EC and also many rolling in for Main Event. Planted flag, exchanged pleasantries with several PAX. Around 5:58am, Pablo was seen coming in hot, but no co-pilot in the form of Dumbo to be found. After seeing some early morning feeds from Slack on my porcelain throne this morning, it appeared that a great evening was had by many PAX at the NC State game last night. Dumbo’s morning scratch, however, was about as disappointing as Danny Manning’s .411 winning percentage at Wake Forest to many PAX in attendance,  including DawgPound, Pablo, and Emeril.

6:00am hit and after confirming no FNG’s we were off with the following warm-up.

Warm Up: Light jog around the lot with alternating carioca R\L, L\R. Continued on the light jog and circled up for SSH X15, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Good Morning X 10 IC. Squat hold while YHC explained the options.

The Workout: Old School U-Turn with Dauber and Doc, Newer School (current standard U-Turn) route with 10min\mi and higher starting first, and a 3 mile with YHC, heading in either the New School or Old School direction. After explaining the route options, YHC sent the 10min pace groups first, but then Slide Rule said he’d have to be back before 7am, so would head out with the 10min group and then at that point after witnessing his long strides, the gazelles got triggered and just headed out all at once. They all knew what to do so…run pick up the six, repeat for 5 miles.

Boy George, Vasoline, and YHC stayed back, did some additional exercises to continue limbering up and to burn some time at the beginning so our 3mi route would end around the same time as some of the 1st PAX starting to filter in from their run. We chose new school route and headed up about 1.5 mi and just circled back to the lot. 15 PAX at the start and about 21ish PAX on the return for COT, accounting for those that headed out for early EC. Definitely didn’t lose anyone, but gained a few along the way.

Mary: OYO
Announcements: Dad-2.0 Workout with Mr. Terrific at 9am Womble.
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt shaving 20seconds this morning compared to last week’s U-Turn post. Kudos to DawgPound with a strong finish at the end in picking up the six onto a solid 5mi run pacing around 9:13. All those getting extra miles out there this morning and pushing each other

Prayer: Continued prayers for Forceps. YHC took us out.

UTI Talks a Big Game

EC:  Banana Seat, YHC, Deadbolt, Mr. Terrific, Alpine – I’m sure there were others….  I didn’t get a great tally  Notable mentions are Pikachu, Lipstick, Katniss, Mr. Terrific, and Aquaman that were charting their own course this morning and did not COT with us today.

FNGs:  Brought into the gloom by Emeril.  Gilligan was once a rower which naturally means he must sail.  He didn’t say it but by the looks of him I’d say he likely has an eclectic group of friends that enjoy getting lost in remote and exotic locations.  Welcome Gilligan!

Warm Up:  As part of warm-up, YHC took a moment to get the runners sorted.  Immediately kicking the runners planning to go slower than a 10-min pace out onto the route.  Other runners (technically non-Uturners) were launching at the same time and they left pretty abruptly.  Having them filter through the crowd just added to the confusion.  The remainder hung with me for a little warm-up.  Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, light jog, butt kickers, high knees, carioca, and Backwards jogging were all on the menu.

The Workout:  Standard Uturn route was the plan with mandatory Pick-up the 6 spots at the 12 Oaks Circle and at Irving.  Ultimate plan, have all waves finish the run at the same time.

Wave 1: Fun-paced

  • left at 0600, go your pace but stay together

Wave 2: Fast-paced

  • Warm-up at 0600 and left after a bit

Wave 2.5: The Sick Kids

  • left a little after Wave 2, we weren’t sure what we’d do.  We managed 2 miles.
  • Title explanation here:  I woke up this morning for 5 miles EC and 5 miles ME.  Apparently my health isnt quite with me (yet again).  I wound up back at Panera with 20 mins to spare about 6 miles EC+ME, grabbed a coffee and met everyone outside for COT with said coffee in hand.  The coffee was great, esp with my cough, etc.  A little fun to be very well rested and warm for COT while the rest of you just kicked ass but were probably cold.  I’ll be back to 100% soon and not look a like such a…  (what’s the F3 lexicon for A-hole?)

Wave 3: 3 milers

  • 0625 Start

Mary:  Gilligan kept talking about some named Mary-Ann…  Dude has it bad…

Announcements:

  • Showing support for Forceps today at Jon’s memorial – Hope Community Church 11:30 to 2PM
  • BRR, Looks like we have a new 12-man (16-bit) and 9-man (Yogurt) teams in formation.  A few slots left so reach out to YHC or a captain of your choosing to get locked in.  I’m averaging about 2 headlocks for every 2nd F this week so act fast.
  • Wilmingon race is a few weeks away – check out the slack-o-sphere for details on the walk with CrabLegs

T-Claps (Recognition):  It was a cold one this morning.  Great work starting your Saturday off right

Prayer:

  • Forceps
  • Wiggly
  • Wallaby

A Ferris Wheel at Disney?!

11 PAX, including 1 FNG, (4 for EC) swallowed that DRP and posted at Disney today for a ride on the new Ferris Wheel.  YHC wanted to see if he could make a decorative design for the new ride on Strava and I think it turned out pretty nice!

EC: Deadbolt, Mookie, 187, Pablo

FNGs: Welcome “The Mechanic”

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the soccer field then circled up for excercises.  All exercises in cadence: SSH x20; IW x10, HB x10, Arm Circles x10F x10R, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10, Windmill x10

The Workout: Mosey to the center of the soccer field to explain the workout to PAX: starting at the center of the field, PAX would jailbreak to a designated corner or side of the field and squat hold for the 6, then Q called an exercise then jailbreak back to the center of the field for another exercise.  This pattern was repeated around the entire field like spokes on a wheel (or Ferris Wheel design for Strava).  Exercises around the perimeter were Burpees, Star Jumps, Shoulder taps, Derkins, Prisoner Squats, Toe Taps, BTTW and exercise at the center field was 30 sec chilcutt plank hold.  Once we made it around the field, we did the entire routine in reverse order with the same exercises except dipplers (decline nipplers) in the center field instead of 30 sec plank hold.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20; Homer to Marge x10 regular, 10 right leg up, 10 left leg up; Freddie Mercury x20, Box cutter x20, Pickle Pounder x20, 60 sec chilcutt plank hold.

Announcements: ALS walk April 18 in Raleigh for Crablegs (details to be posted on FB/Slack), Memorial service for Forcep’s son this Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition): Crablegs posting in the gloom!  Always a pleasure seeing you out there!

Prayer: Crablegs, Wallaby coming back to town today, Wiggly and his family, First Responders and Soldiers, Unspoken prayers, Crablegs took us out!

So foggy at R4TJ, no John to be found

A moist, damp, foggy and traffic filled R4TJ this morning as 15 PAX set out to face the gloom, literally.  Nice work men, all back in safe and sound!

FNGs: none

EC: Nemo, Redenbacher

Warm Up: 15 PAX circle up for some good mornings, SSH x 20, daisy pickers x 10, imperial walkers x 10 and light hammy stretching

The Workout: 12 took on the 5+ mile reverse Crossway route, carefully dodging cars in the fog.  3 PAX headed out on the 3 mile route and then back to Ting.  Various pick ups of the 6 along the way.  Cowboy the recipient of a nice honk from a driver clearly not paying attention this morning.

Mary: none, this is a running AO 🙂

Announcements: Run for Dee Dee, traffic continues to pick up on the feeder road between Main St and Hwy. 55 in the Ting parking lot – keep an eye out for those cars

T-claps: to Pablo for helping pick up the six

Prayer: Wallaby, Forceps, Wiggly and continue strength for Crablegs