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Knockout at Kenny’s Grave

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around the parking lot, followed by 20 SSH IC, 10 burpees for our late arrivals, 15 Morrocan nightclubs IC, 15 windmills IC. Michael Phelps it out and then mosey to basketball court.

The Workout: We played Knockout. We had a penalty exercise (burpees!) every time you were knocked out to get back in, and all PAX except the two shooters and one queued up held plank while waiting for their next turn. We modified the penalty and waiting exercises a few times.

We also had a variety of entertaining misses from just about all PAX, much laughter was had.

Three final games where PAX who got knocked out had to do exercises of their choice until we had a winner. Sprinkler won once and Messi won twice, good job guys!

Mary: We went around the circle and each PAX called out an exercise. Alphabet soup, heel taps, mountain climbers, LBCs, pickle pounders, H2M, can’t remember the rest. It was humid and we all were sweating fiercely from the ab workout by the end.

Announcements: shirt orders, 9/11 stair climb.

T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinker can shoot! Messi for winning the final two games.

Prayer: PAX on IR

No Running!

EC: Warbucks, Slide Rule, Dawgpound, Buford.  Blue Hen tried real hard, but there was no one at the circle, so he was compelled to drive
FNGs
: no sir

The pax were promised a low/no running workout.  YHC had an idea, and wasn’t sure it was going to work.

Warm Up: No lap, straight into side straddle hops.
The pax were asked: What is the mission of F3?  When Warbucks correctly answered, 5 burpees OYO
Next, Fazio arm circles.  The Pax were asked: What are the 5 core principles?  Dawgpound came up with them, and we did 5 burpees OYO
Then we did the Bobby Hurley, Blue Devil, Devil Burpee progression that is guaranteed to spike a heart rate, even without miles.
The Workout:

  • Idea #1: Pair isometric holds with kinetic exercise.  So, on the wall, the pax held the low position of a dip for a 7 count, then did 1*2 derkins.  6 count, 2*2 derkins, up to 1 count & 7*2 derkins.  This sucked and was a terrible idea and no one should ever do it again.
  • Squat hold in a circle while every pax recites the mission of F3 and the 5 core principles.  This took a while.  My legs hurt.
  • Idea #2: Pair slow kinetic exercise with isometric holds.  So, walk (not run) to the playground for balls to the wall while the other guys do a 10 count release pullup (go up, come down over 10 count) x3.  Rinse and repeat 3x.  This also sucked.  And we’ll definitely do it again.
  • Back to idea #1.  Thanos, I mean Dawgpound, insists all things be balanced.  So we repeated Idea #1 holding the Derkin-down position and doing 2x dips.  Still sucked, still terrible, but I guess we will do it again

Mary:
Plank hold and repeat the Mission & Core (get it, core?) principles.  So very much harder than squat hold
Circle of 5 counts.  Highlight was 3rd Cousins idea to some kind of crazy turkish get up from the kneeling position on asphalt.  Apparently Warbucks taught it to him.
Announcements:
YHC took some time at the end to focus on why we do what we do.  It’s just just for Selfish Accountability.  Getting faster (not today!) stronger, leaner are all great things.  But our mission is to lead our community as men.  Let’s consider that goal more often and think about ways we can move in that direction.
T-Claps (Recognition): Today sucked.  Props to all y’all who pushed through.  There was a lot of sweat, but no complaining (other than the only core principle everyone remembered was “Led by someone who clearly doesn’t have any training”).
Prayer:
We closed with a ball-of-man COT.  One core principle is that we end every workout with a COT.  What is so important about that that it needs to be held at the end and that it’s core to our mission?  We contemplated that and shared.  You literally had to be there, because that’s part of what it means.

Thanks for indulging me today, guys.  I’d say it was fun, but I’d be lying.  Was definitely glad I did it with y’all, though.

Are We Playing Ultimate Today!!!

As we were waiting for the clock to strike 5:30 our little circle kept getting big as Pax continued to arrive. This prompted Gump to ask “Are we playing ultimate today?” because we ended up having 19 Pax come out to the gloom at Mutiny, with 4 doing EC, and with that we started with a lap around the track.

 

EC: LED, Fonzie, H1N1, Messi

PAX: Potts, Modify, LED, Fonzie, H1N1, Messi, Slimer, Noah’s Ark, Gump, FedEx, 16-Bit, Yosemite, Finkle, Snip, Norm, Dauber, R-22, Cha Ching, Venkman

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH x 25, Fozie Arm Circles F x 10 R x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, Punch Up Merkins IC x 20

The Workout: Lined up across the parking lot to do  break dancers and bear crawls. Started at the first line with 1 break dancer and then bear crawl to the first line then crawl bear back to start, then do 2 break dancers and bear crawl to the second line then crawl bear back to start, etc….. Went up to 5.     We then moysed over to the rock pile to pick an exercise friendly rock. Had the Pax line up on the field for 7 exercise circuits, 10 circuits starting with 10 reps IC with each circuit decreasing by one rep and you couldn’t drop your rock until we all got through the circuit or we’d all be doing 5 burpees OYO. Needless to say one person, not saying any names, kept dropping his rock. The exercises were curls for the girls, shoulder press, tricep extension, rut rows, squats, upright rows, and chest press.

Mary: 6 in hold, low slow flutter, 45 degree hold, windshield wipers, 90 degree hold, heels to heaven, heel taps, Homer to Marge, chiseled cut, Pickle Pounders, HAND

Announcements: Noah’s Ark thanked all the Pax and friends that stepped up to help him and his M  trip to the Mayo Clinic which was moved up 3 weeks. 9/11 stair climb

T-Claps (Recognition): All the Pax that stepped up for Noah’s Ark

Prayer: That Noah’s Ark wife gets a true diagnosis and can get on the road to recovery, unspoken.       Snip took us out.

 

As as always thank you for letting me lead. It’s truly an honor!!!

Rockin’ Good Time – UvU2

Foggy drive to the Nutcracker this morning. YHC showed up at 0500 and planted the flag. There was a group waiting for an extra push. One guy was already out running like it’s no big deal. We took off at 0505 and passed 2 others coming out of 12 Oaks. Back at the AO, YHC passed out the treats for those that just ran. New faces were in the mix for day 2 of You vs. You. There was a challenging workout ahead.

Warm Up:
Warm up lap over to circle with backwards hill runs otw
Good mornings x10
The pickers x10
Sumo squats x20
Slalom x20
Standard merkin x20

The Workout:
Mosey to playground – 3 rotating groups
Pull ups x10 (group rotates when complete)
BTTW shoulder taps AMRAP
Monkey humpers AMRAP
3 rds
*Note to self – stay away from Breach on BTTW as hot air rises and exits quickly. That was the closet I’ve ever came to a merlot during a workout.*

Mosey to top of steps – partner up same size and speed
Partner carry over to gated rock area, switch when needed
Everyone grab a rock – Cussack to track/field

Field long ways for Devin Hester’s (x2 each)
– Rd 1. P1 holds two rocks, P2 does 2 burpees then tries to catch P1, both partners go (curls on the recovery)
– Rd 2. P1 holds one rock, P2 does 1 burpee then tried to catch P1

Mosey over to short side of field
Wheel barrow across field, Switch and repeat back
Broad jump Rockees across field (this was a challenge as most had to modify)
Crab walk back with rock in lap
Curls and Tri’s while waiting on the 6

Running low on time YHC asked for everyone to hustle back with rock across the parking lot for 3 min abs.

Mary:
Canoes x10 IC
X-men crunch x10
LSF into
Protractor

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu(ECEC), 187, Wiggly, H1N1, Messi, Flanigan, Blue Hen, Axe, Cupid, Emeril, Banana Seat
Lottery Prize Eligible: 187, Axe, Emeril, H1N1

Announcements:
Xmas party 2nd Saturday in Dec., UvU Day 3 tomorrow at Possum Trot

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark M, H1N1 good results

Awesome job today PAX! Very moist out there and socks were soggy fast. Looking forward to Day 3 of UvU tomorrow.

BS Out!

Ultimate at Mutiny – Blind as a Bat Edition

EC: Cupid, LED

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Breach led warmups since YHC rolled back in at 0529 and still had to grab the disc and cones.  Thanks Breach!

The Workout: Ultimate Frisbee!

Mary: Nah, we played right up until 0615.

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook. Banana Seat’s UvU workout. Q sheet reminder! If you’ve been here a week or a year, you’re as qualified as the rest of us! Come lead the fun. And reach out to those you haven’t seen in a while, you never know what they are going through.

T-Claps: Fram! That guy was killing it today. Great catch to end the game.

Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife, victims and families of recent mass shooting, PAX on IR.

Side Notes: An actual glow in the dark frisbee (read: with lights) has been purchased since most of us had a really hard time seeing my current disk. Look for Ultimate continuing even as it gets gloomier, first Monday of every month.

Let’s get to it… Slide Rule this one’s for you! ;)

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: x20 SSH, x10 Slow Frankenstein, misc Stretching – Instead of going longer, we got right to it.
The Workout: The U-Turn! once again, PAX all over town this am. Some finished with 11+ after EC, some shy of 3, most hitting the 5+ mark with the 6 pick-ups along the way. Also, I’m pretty sure that Emeril wins for the day, as I rolled up early and might have seen him seeking the golden throne ahead of the turn…maybe I’m wrong.  Lastly – I tagged Bernie, Straight Cash and Pikachu, but I’m not sure if anyone else was running with them or not. I’ll update if there was anyone with them I wasn’t aware of.
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Dad’s Camp coming up. Check the slack channel for more info.
T-Claps (Recognition): Alpine and Oyster for repeated efforts to pick up the 6. Well done boys!
Prayer: Dahmer starting a new job on Monday. Others unmentioned, YHC took us out.

Mary-Go-Round

YHC Dovetail was out last week, Martini covered, but back into this week. Return of Gump, and new-to-this-AO Yosemite. Dovetail’s 2.0 Charizard out for another one, at his own request. A bit young at 8 to participate fully, but if he wants to get up at 5 with Dad, I can’t say no!

FNGs: none
Warm Up:

Long jog around the lot. High knees to the median, then backpedal; buttkickers to the median, then backpedal; rinse & repeat. Windmills, trunk twists, Sir Fazzio arm circles.

The Workout:

“6 minutes of Mary” (round 1): 6 exercises, 10 count or cadence, with 3 burpees after each exercise

  • LBCs (cadence)
  • Freddy Mercury (cadence)
  • Leg lifts
  • Side plank dips (10 each side)
  • V-ups
  • Low slow flutter (cadence)

then a lap around both lots

An intermission of Declining-count supersets of box jumps and dips: 12, then 9, then 6, then 3, no breaks.

6 Minutes of Mary, Round 2, so a 2x modifier (20 count or cadence, 6 burpees in between each)

Combatives

Pressure point escapes

Mary: see above
Announcements:

Paddle boarding tomorrow, 8:30 at Jordan Lake.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

8 showed up for a Tour of Kenny’s Grave

FNGs:Nope
Warm Up: Short run around parking lot with a stop at the community center for 25 SSH-IC, 15 Imperial Walkers-IC, 15 Hill Billies-IC, 15 Daisy Pickers-IC, various stretches.
The Workout:

Moseyed around the community center to the B-Ball Court.  End-Middle-End, 10 Merkins – Bear Crawl – 10 Shoulder Taps-IC – Bear Crawl – 10 Burpees.  Repeat on the trip back to the other end.

Moseyed on over to the rock pile.  3 sets of 15/10/5 – Curls for the Girls/Triceps extensions/Rut-Rows/Bus Drivers.

Moseyed back to the main parking lot for 4 corners. 20 SSH-IC – Lunge walk – 10 Merkins – karaoke – Turkish 7s on the hill – sprint – 20 LBC-IC.

Moseyed around the parking lot and back to the concession stand for 20 count BTW, 20 count People’s Chair, 20 Count BTW with shoulder taps, 20 count Peoples’s Chair with overhead presses.

Over to the pavilion for 2 sets of 10 Erkins/Derkins/Dips.

Mary: 15 Box-Cutter-IC, 15 LBC-IC, 15 Heal Taps-IC, 10 Low Slow Flutter-IC, 10 Homer to Marge-IC, 10 H2M-Left Leg Up-IC, 10 H2M-Right Let Up-IC, Have a nice day.
Announcements: Sup Workout 8/3. $15 (see slack/FB for more details)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Young girl have heart surgery today. Ruby who has stage 4 cancer.

 

We missed a few locations at the park and will hit those in the weeks to come.  As the new site Q I look forward to leading you men as often as I can and I thank you for the opportunity to do so.

Simple but effective

FNGs: Welcome 2 FNG’s. Venkman and Slimer. Father / 2.0 combo
Warm Up: 2 for EC. Half lap around soccer field. Good mornings, windmills, arm circles, hamstring stretches. Middle of warmups a Jeep rolls in.  Luckily they were FNGs so spared the group penalty burpees.

The Workout: To small hill.  Run up backwards and back down.  At bottom do crowd pleasers,1-7 reps.  Consists of merkin and groiners.

To wall.  BTW shoulder taps while partner does colt 45s. 3 sets of top to mid squat, mid to low squat, full squat. Rotating between sets with partner.

To rock pile.  Did sets of 20 IC – curls for the girls, ground pounders and rut rows.  Jack webbs1-3 ratio up to 7 sets.

Mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: captain thor 1-4 reps up to 7 sets. LSF, box cutters, heel taps, Freddie mercuries up to 20 IC.  Have a nice day!!
Announcements: paddle board pop up AO Saturday Banana Seat with details.   Site co-Q needed at mutiny.

Prayer: Dwayne’s wife, r22, all pax health, FedEx wife traveling

Shield Lock Challenge

23 Pax showed up for some nice running weather at U-Turn. Most set out on a 3 mile route, 1 for a backward U-Turn, 5 went for 5 with Dauber on bike support.

YHC picked up the Q today to share a message with the PAX. 3 years ago our 5 week old son passed away. My M and I had just moved to NC only a few weeks before our lives were turned upside down. Outside of the obvious pain and grief, O had no friends, nobody to help me other than my M. It wasn’t until last year when I started F3 that I realized what I was missing. I realized that this was a group of men that would show up when called upon.

My message this morning to Pax was to challenge them to take this a step further and build a Shield Lock (https://f3nation.com/2019/03/26/shield-lock-q1-7/). This is a group of 3 or 4 guys that you meet with regularly and hold you accountable and are there before you need them. This was the thing I needed but didn’t have when tragedy showed up. So even if things are great now, something will come up, so form your Shield Lock and be ready.

-Warbucks

EC: Cupid, Pikachu, Warbucks

FNGs: Bundey with an E

Warm Up:
High knees, butt kickers, skipping, SSH, Windmill, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Miles, 3-11+
Mary: Couldn’t find her at Starbucks

Announcements:
Shirt order, see Skidmark

Prayer:
Crablegs, Noah’s Ark, Warbucks family

WebEx took us out.