Norm – Page 17 – F3 South Wake

U-turn Pickin’ Up the Six

February 2, 2020/in U Turn /QIC: Full House
PAX: Aquaman, Brexit, Buford, Bulls Eye, Cowboy, Deadbolt, Dovetail, Dumbo, Fanny Pack, Farva, Full House, Martini, Maybelline, Norm, Oboe, Pablo, Redenbacher, Slide Rule, Sprinkler, WebEx

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good mornings, stretching, daisy pickers, SSH, frankensteins, imperial walkers

The Workout: PAX set up for 3 and 5 mile options, on a damp and wet morning, but hey, the rain held off so that was a bonus.

Announcements: Playhouse build will likely take place weekend of 2/29, Fanny Pack spearheading, Dumbo looking for PAX volunteers to help build green house next weekend, Slide Rule brought up need for PAX to ensure we are all picking up the six – makes us all stronger. Commit

Prayer: Warbuck’s wifes grandmother, Naperville F3 PAX who recently pass during a workout, Wallaby, Cowboy upcoming travel to Australia.

Frosty Foursome (+7)

January 31, 2020/in Sheepdog /QIC: Dovetail
PAX: Beater, Dovetail, Fanny Pack, Farva, Lipsync, Martini, Mr. Terrific, Norm, Shredder, Tetanus, Yosemite

At least 6 for EC, pax of 11 for a frosty AO led by Yosemite, Norm, Dovetail, and Shredder. A foursome first? Dovetail had said the night prior that coordination wasn’t necessary as he bet nobody was doing the same thing he was. Well, overlap occurred. But it was a good time nonetheless.

Warm Up

Yosemite led warm-up and the first section of the main thing, starting with a Mosey with butt kickers and high knees mixed in, followed by a generous helping of SSH, windmills, Daisy pickers, and Sir Fazzio arm circles.

The Workout:

11s with Bonnie Blair’s and wall sit seal claps to the front and up.

Norm then took over with:
Partner 100s – Erkins, Derkins, Dips. One partner racks up reps while the other runs the track

Dovetail took the next 10 mins:
12-9-6-3 Quick-HIIT with 3 levels
Wall-sit kicks (alternating legs)
Clap merkins OR Hand raise Merkin OR merkin
Butterfly situps OR big boy situps OR LBC in cadence
Box jump overs OR box jumps OR step-ups
Derkin walk on one wall, erkin walk on the other, with frog jumps between (only did this once for the sake of time)

Combatives

Shredder led this section with the concept of trap-and-attack, defending against an attacker who has planted one hand near the throat, the other hand readying a haymaker. Talked about also using the surrounding environment as a weapon.

Mary:
No time, mixed into the thang anyway.

Prayer:

Mr Terrific’s dad’s upcoming surgery
Shredder’s co-worker Danielle – single mom, cancer, daughter in hospital with mental health issues
Ole Beater’s “snip-snip” surgery

Circle of Broken Cinder Blocks

January 30, 2020/in Kennys Grave /QIC: Beater
PAX: Banana Seat, Beater, Dovetail, Finkle, Martini, Modify, Norm, R22, Slurry, Yosemite

EC: Norm, Yosemite, Finkle, Dovetail, Martini, Beater

FNGs: one, welcome Depends

Warm Up: Quick lap with Butt Kickers, L/R skips, high knees, Arm Stretches (R over L, L over R, R elbow, L elbow), Good Morning, Daisy Pickers, SSH, 5 x Burpees

The Workout: YHC brought some broken cinder blocks and bricks from the torn down Gold Leaf building (new Aviator Brewery site) and placed them in a tight circle. Had 11 Pax so spread them out so everyone had something to use for ascending Circle of Pain. Each Pax chose a spot, began the 10 exercises starting at 1 working our way up to 11 each, after each round Pax moved to the left. Count and order was a little off at times (sorry fellas) but we all killed it, great work gents!

Exercises: Curls for Girls, Wonder Bra (said Jack Web’s but YHC doesn’t know proper exercises, will work on this), Bus Drivers, OH Press, Tri Extensions, Rut Ro’s, Squat, Ext. Squat, OH Squat. Note: there was one cinder block was partially full of cement…T-Claps for FNG killing it on the last round, hope he comes back.

Bear crawl to Mary spot, roughly 50ft

Mary: LBC’s, Mary Annette’s {WW1’s L/C/R = 1} (??), Box Cutters, Low Slow Flutter, Boat Canoes, American Hammers

Prayer: Sprinkler’s family, Norm’s friends (one with miscarriage, another with baby in womb with under developed lungs), unspoken

Bears, Snakes, and Dragons all in a wheelbarrow

January 28, 2020/in The Nest /QIC: Yosemite
PAX: 16-bit, Dovetail, Finkle, Gamecock, Martini, Norm, Slots, Yosemite

In light of my B-day being tomorrow, I figured that 30 would be a solid number to revolve around.

EC: Dovetail, Norm, Martini, Yosemite

Warm Up: Mosied around the parking lot with butt-kickers and Frankensteins included. Circled up for SSHx 30 IC, High Knees x 15 IC, Daisy Pickers x 15 IC, Windmills x 15 IC, Thrusters x 10, Annie’s x 10 IC(each hand).

The Workout: PAX lined up in a plank position and then, one by one, bear crawled past the next person in a crisscrossing fashion(Official name is Bear-Snaking). This continued until we made our way to the main road across from the school. From there we partnered up and wheelbarrow merkined up both flights of stairs in front of the school, the number of merkins increasing for each step. After some insight(hidden in a question) from one of the PAX we modified the number of merkins on the second flight. At the top, we did prisoner squats X 30 then bear crawled back down the steps to rinse and repeat with squats X 50 next round.

From there we mosied back over to the heart of The Nest for some Welsh Dragons(up to 10) in some pretty wet grass. After finishing the dragons, we lunge walked back to where we began. Mosied over to a wall for 30 Australian MC’s.

Mary: American Hammers X 15 IC, WW1’s( the right way) X 20, reverse LBC’s X 15 IC, Homer to Marge’s X 15 IC, X & O’s X 15. Dovetail took us out with some solid stretches.
Announcements: 16-Bit’s Super Bowl block, Q-Sheet reminder/Virgin-Q encouragement
Prayer: Martini’s job-related situation/and foot pain

Q school 2020 KickOff

January 27, 2020/in AO Post, Mutiny /QIC: Banana Seat
PAX: Banana Seat, Breach, DoubleD, Farva, FedEx, Fonzie, Fram, Gump, H1N1, Jester, LED, M4L, Messi, Norm, Pikachu, Puddles, Pumps, R22, Slurry, Yeti, Yosemite

Mutiny would be the Q school kick off for 2020. We want to try to offer Q school a lot this year and the best way to do that would be to do it during a workout. This was the first attempt to get all points across while still providing a valid workout. Overall it went pretty well for the first go at it. Here are some details to the action.

FNGs: Welcome Pumps!

Quick Overview:
Plant the flag. Site Q’s responsibility
Any FNG’s. 1-2 mins prior to start
Know your PAX. Who needs encouragement. Don’t leave anyone behind. Start on time 0530. End on time 45 mins end workout. Then COT. People can leave if needed at that time. During workouts, respect the Q. If Q needs correcting, do it after the workout. No questions asked today so I guess the PAX got it all. We can have high expectations moving forward with this group of HIM.

Warm Up:
Warm up exercises, try to mix it up. Static stretches should be avoided and Dynamic stretching is recommended.
Short mosey to circle
SSH – cadence count, how to call and how to end
Not too fast
Windmill (give instruction)
Merkins (teach good form)
Daisy Pickers (slow and what the exercise is for)

The Workout:
Choose a few main events and execute
Bearmuda Triangle
1- plank jacks x20IC
2- hand release merkins x20 OMD
3- prisoner squat x20 on my down

R&R
1- Mtn. Climbers x20IC
2- Diamond Merkins x15 on my down
3- Monkey Humpers x15IC

Tennis courts
11’s – common go to or a Dora can be used if more material is needed
Bobby Hurley’s and Burpees
Squat hold or plank hold for 6
5 Burpees OYO for good measure

Improv due to time.
Fence walk ups x10IC

Mary:
Mary – 6 mins is great for core workout. Stretching works as well.
End at 45 mins or sooner.
DO NOT GO OVER 45
WWI x20 OMU
WWII x10IC
– Know the difference between each
J-Lo 1 x10 each side (IC slow 4 count on all fours)
J-Lo 2 x15 IC (Hip touch’s)
LBC’s x10IC (ankles above knees)
Reverse LBCs x10IC
HAND

COT:
Name-a-Rama
Announcements
Prayers *Either ask PAX to volunteer or take us out in a word*

Try to meet and great anyone new or new to you. Get to know your PAX of brothers.

Announcements:
Travis Manion foundation event
Krispy Kreme race on Sat
Super Bowl squares (16-bit is in charge)

T-Claps (Recognition):
Puddles EH’ed FNG from before moving. His nephew, finally got him out.

Prayer:
Sprinkle lost dad
Breach grandmother passing
R22’s wife lost her cousin
PAX on IR
H1N1 having more tests on injury

Thanks to the PAX for allowing me to use this time to conduct Q school while working out. Any feedback is always appreciated. Holly Springs AO will be next on the schedule.

BS Out!

What is this, a glow run?

January 26, 2020/in U Turn /QIC: Yosemite
PAX: 187, 3rd Cousin, Abe, Alpine, Banana Seat, Beater, Brexit, Bulls Eye, Cowboy, Dauber, Deadbolt, Dovetail, Farva, Fumunga, LED, Martini, Maybelline, MayTag, Norm, Oboe, Redenbacher, Rut, ShamWow!, Slide Rule, Slots, Sprinkler, UTI, Warbucks, WebEx, Wiggly, Wrangler, Yogurt, Yosemite

Whether it’s training or Shield-Lock, or the combination of both, there was a strong showing of 34 PAX for U-Turn. After warming up, the group disbanded into a large bobbing body of neon light. A thought come to me, ‘What is this, a glow run’?…. A pretty cool sight!

Warm Up: Mosied around parking lot, side shuffling between lots, then circled up for SSH 30x IC, mountain climbers 15x IC, Daisy pickers 15x IC, right over left and contra leg stretches, inner thigh stretches(some called it groin stretches).

The Workout: 3 mile, 5 mile, and multiple PAX with more mile routes. Picking up the six and good convos.
Mary: Nowhere to be found
Announcements: Nope
T-Claps (Recognition): Martini for pushing hard with EC and long route ME. To everyone picking up the six.
Prayer: Fumunga prayer request for a friend.

Those bear crawls were brutal

January 23, 2020/in Kennys Grave /QIC: Modify
PAX: Banana Seat, Beater, Dovetail, Modify, Norm, Sprinkler, Yosemite

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short lap around the parking lot. SSH, Fazios, IW/HB, stretches.
The Workout: Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole and back again.

Pole 1: 10 burpees – bear crawl to the next pole…. and it was a long haul!

Pole 2: 15 – Plank Jacks – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 3: 20 – LBC – sprint to next pole

Pole 4: 25 – Star Jumps – mosey to next pole

Pole 5: 30 – SSH – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 6: 35 – Squats – Then back to poles 5 through 1 repeating each exercise.

Great working men encouraging each other on that last bear crawl back to pole 1. Nicely done!

Mosey back to concession stand to finish up with peoples chair with seal claps and BTW 10 count for good measure.

Mary: LBC, LSF, H2M, Box cuter, FM
Announcements: Possible new AO, check slack for more detail
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for bringing that last bear crawl round in.
Prayer: Sick PAX, Stressed PAX, Traveling PAX

Icy Scarecrow

January 21, 2020/in The Nest /QIC: Beater
PAX: Banana Seat, Beater, Dovetail, Finkle, Gamecock, Martini, Norm, Yosemite

IT WAS COLD

EC: Beater, Dovetail, Martini, Yosemite

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, arm stretches, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, warm up lap

The Workout: YHC brought some icy 5gal buckets for the workout (3gal fill)…Icy Scarecrow – hold buckets out as far as you can for as long as you can (or 1 min +) as the timer…other PAX do exercises: Lunges, plank jacks, squats, mountain climbers, mickey mouse merkins, bear crawl x 2, duck walk.

Icy Curls for the Girls – 10 each arm for one PAX as timer while other PAX alternate between Balls to the Wall and Wall Sits

Icy Laps with partner – Partners take lap with Icy Bucket while other PAX (partnered up) Broke Back Merkins and partner merkins (can’t remember name). Then rinse but no repeat, alternating to Smurf Jacks and Imperial Walkers

Mary: 1 min plank, box cutters with hold at end, Mary Antoinettes, American Hammers

Announcements: Possible new AO, shhhh….more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition): everyone coming out in the freezing cold

Prayer: Praise – Gamecock’s sister having a baby soon! Prayers – Yosemite custody situation; more time with daughter. Beater for cardiologist visit

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

January 18, 2020/in U Turn /QIC: Yogurt
PAX: 16-bit, 187, Aquaman, Axe, Banana Seat, Beater, Buford, Bulls Eye, Dauber, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Doc, Dovetail, Dumbo, Farva, Forceps, Full House, Katniss, Lipstick, Martini, Maybelline, Mookie, Mr. Terrific, Norm, Oboe, Oyster, Pikachu, Popinski, POTS, Redenbacher, Roger Roger, Skidmark, Sprinkler, UTI, Valdez, WebEx, Yogurt, Yosemite

Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

Sheepdog Parkour!

January 17, 2020/in AO Post, Sheepdog /QIC: Farva
PAX: Dovetail, Gump, Norm, Yosemite

FNGs:None
Warm Up:Warmup jog around the parking lot then circled up for side straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings, daisy pickers, and Fozzy arm circles forward and reverse.

The Workout:Line up at the end of the parking lot and get ready for a brutal arm workout.

Start with 1 merkin followed by 4 raise the roofs, bear crawl to the next line and repeat with 2 merkins and 8 raise the roofs. Rinse and repeat until we get to the median which was 10 merkins and 40 raise the roofs. Now that arms are sufficiently smoked, Michael Phelps it out and line up for an Indian run.
The Indian run to the back became a parkour run once Gump was up and ended at the back of the school where a giant circle was already conveniently painted on the pavement.

Circle up for some clockwork starting with 1 monkey humper in cadence. Rotate clockwise and repeat with 2 monkey humpers in cadence. Rinse and repeat until we hit 10, after 55 total monkey humpers in cadence we decided that this would be a 10hr clock.

The next round was the same pattern and reps with side straddle hops.

Mary: On your six for some around the horn 10 count core exercises. We made it through 3 total rounds for a total of 15 different exercises and ended with irkens, derkins, and dips before moving on to combatives with Dovetail. We reviewed last week and continued with progressive variations. After combatives we stretched and did COT.

Announcements: Crosby’s band is playing tonight at the mason jar lager company. LED has put together a 3rd F opportunity next weekend in Fuquay. Triathlon training is coming up for those interested in participating.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:Martini’s mom and family, H1N1’s recovery from injuries

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